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[MUSIC]
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Hey guys, welcome back to Staking Eggs episode 73.
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There's been so much that's happened this week, and I would like to say something at the beginning of the spot, guys, I've been waiting to tell you guys the whole day.
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>> Okay.
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Yeah, I think that Black Myth Woo Kong is the best game ever made.
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>> You look at that much.
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>> Good, yeah.
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>> All right, good.
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>> Wait, how far are you?
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Did you finish it?
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>> Well, I am a 30 year old man.
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Now what's going to let me say, my top one and two was Viva Paniada, triple and paradise, then Bloodborne.
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>> Uh-huh.
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>> Okay, better than Elden Ring for me.
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It's clearly not the same type of game, but I'll have to compare it, so whatever.
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>> Of course.
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>> It's just really good.
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I just finished chapter four.
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I've been chapter four.
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>> That's the final boss of chapter four.
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>> The spider.
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>> Okay.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah, I somehow cheesed it.
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There was a needle that turns off the boss's main mechanic.
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>> Oh, so you weren't good enough to do it?
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>> No, I had no idea.
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>> All right, so you just accidentally used the thing that made the fight easier.
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>> You can watch the boss.
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>> That's really convenient.
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>> You can watch the boss.
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I just used my cooldowns when they were up.
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>> So it didn't take my build?
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>> Yeah.
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>> At all, I just pressed the button.
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>> For sure, for sure.
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>> That's one of the only relics you have at that point, right?
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There's the cape and then the needle.
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>> Well, I never used the relics.
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>> I didn't use them.
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I kept seeing people be like, why does she never use the relic?
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>> Wait, they're so good.
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>> What the fuck is the relic?
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>> But they're so good, wasn't it?
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>> Yeah, I didn't use them.
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>> Oh, like they were terrible.
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The fight that gave me the motion of the entire game was, "Yellow long."
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>> Yellow long.
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>> Yellow long.
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>> Yellow long.
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>> Because whenever I started my stream, people were saying, "Tactone is doing yellow long."
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And whenever I was ending my stream, people were saying, "Tactone is doing yellow long."
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They know it's crazy.
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>> Yeah.
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>> So I beat that fight.
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Took me two and a half hours.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Took you an hour?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Took you an hour.
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What you didn't realize is, I took a big break in between that fight, I was eating a lot of food.
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>> Right, of course.
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>> For about two hours.
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>> Yeah.
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>> So that way it would have been him doing it faster than me, right guys?
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>> No, no, no, no, no.
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No matter what, you did faster.
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>> I know that.
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>> However, you were using the easiest build to beat it.
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>> Really?
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>> And I checked your vibe.
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>> Really?
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>> Yes, I did.
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Because I'm that petty.
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>> It's after I beat it.
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>> So you're looking things up on YouTube?
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>> So after I beat it, Ciao was saying, "Has been beated in this, has been beated in this."
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And I was like, "Okay, let's do a bullshit build he's using."
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So I beat it at level 61.
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>> Yeah.
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>> You were 72.
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>> Okay.
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>> It's a big difference.
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And you're using thrust build.
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I was using smash build.
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>> Why would you do that?
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>> Because smash is the coolest one.
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>> I like the smash one too.
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>> The smash one is better.
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It's better than thrust.
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>> Not for that fight.
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>> Why?
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>> Because all you got to do is stand back, charge, poke it.
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You can't do anything.
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>> No, it doesn't matter.
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Based off of his wind ups, you could easily get a charge heavy off every single time and it staggers him too.
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>> Yeah, so here's the thing.
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>> So with smash, you can't do your varied attacks.
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He has a built-in Perry that counters that specific stance.
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>> He doesn't.
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So you can't do that.
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>> The built-in Perry applies to every stance.
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So you know like, so I beat the game and then I went back and I beat the game on new game plus two.
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>> Okay.
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>> If you were going to do this, so I prepared some information on my phone.
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>> Right, let's hear it.
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>> I came prepared for this argument.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay, great.
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>> I thought we were just going to talk about how good the game is.
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>> No, this won't be.
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>> This is crazy.
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>> No, no, no, no.
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I think that I beat it faster than him too though.
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>> Oh, then him?
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Yeah, of course.
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>> Then me?
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>> Well, I didn't beat it as fast as him, but I think it was like 30 to 40 minutes long.
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>> Okay, it's very cool.
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I close it to him.
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But if you Google easiest way to kill yellow long, it's thrust ants.
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>> Well, the reason why they probably said that is because they watched my vlog.
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>> No, it makes sense.
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>> So I went back and I did it on new game plus and then on new game plus one and then plus two.
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And yeah, it's way easier with smash dance.
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>> No, I just kept.
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>> Okay.
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>> Because it's easier, because you did it first as thrust, you learned the fight and then you went to smash, but you learned it and then you went on smash.
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So why would I change it if it was better?
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>> Because you were too lazy.
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>> No.
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>> For every game, you pick the same gun you play forever.
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>> But that's the truth.
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>> But you literally just contradicted yourself.
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>> No, because you said that I started playing it as thrust and now I changed it.
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>> Yeah.
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>> So if I played all the way through to the game, see now you just, oh, no, it's a new game.
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That's not even true.
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>> Yeah.
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>> If you beat the game, you always want those.
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When you say in one game, play, you always do the same one.
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>> So now it's like, okay, so now I always do it, except for what I don't do it, then I never do it.
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>> No, as for every game, you're not the new game, you're the new game pluses in the title, the new game plus.
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>> Well, no, it's not a new game, it's a new build.
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I mean, I've been using the same thing the whole time.
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>> Exactly, for this one.
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>> Well, that's because I learned the smash champs was better, it was better for running and it was just, it's better.
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>> I know, smash is a better, the smash is a better overall build.
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>> Right.
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>> But for that fight, the thrust was the best one.
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>> Well, I mean, if you don't use the smash, if you play badly, you're right.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Just the fun.
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>> Yeah, bro, bro.
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>> Yeah.
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>> It doesn't justify an extra hour, though, the stance.
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>> Absolutely.
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>> For sure.
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>> For sure.
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>> It really trivializes the entire fight.
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>> Wow.
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>> If you hold X, because you know, he just stands on walks.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Unless you walk into a certain distance, he will continue just passing, so you can charge in front of his face, and then you can free it.
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>> I mean, if you think about the same thing as the smash, I did the same thing with smash stance, though.
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>> That's crazy, because.
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>> How are you?
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>> Oh, now it's the level, so.
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>> I don't know.
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>> It's the same.
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>> So eventually, it was the stance, then it was the level, then it's new game plus, then it's like, oh, she's overleveled.
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Now it's, oh, well, you didn't do the same thing.
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You knew the fight, like, look, man, it took you a long time.
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It's fine.
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>> It's fine, like.
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>> Two hours, two and a half hours, during a seven day long semaphon, no blish.
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>> You were tired.
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>> I was exhausted.
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>> That's why it happened.
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>> For sure.
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>> He died.
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>> Uh-huh.
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>> I beat it.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I'm not going to take shit from the big, shield guy and Elden Ring DLC, because it was too hard for you.
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>> It worked.
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>> Yeah, but you had to swap, because it was too hard.
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>> Yeah, of course.
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I don't want to spend three hours doing a boss fight.
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>> I did it forever.
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>> I did it the right way.
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>> I mean, I've got to beat, like, 50 other games.
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>> I've got, I'm okay with Emmy, clearing it faster.
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Maybe you did.
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I'm going to check your bond.
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You were probably using the Lightning Resist build.
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>> She did.
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She did clear it faster.
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>> What's the Lightning Resist build?
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>> Well, there are items that make you more resistant to Lightning before that fight.
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>> No.
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>> But no.
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>> What level are you?
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>> I don't fucking know.
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>> What armor are you using?
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>> I don't fucking know.
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>> I'll check.
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>> Listen, all playthroughs are different.
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>> Just know.
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I don't farm.
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I don't give a fuck about armor, so it's probably worse than yours.
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>> Knock out.
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You say probably, I'll check.
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>> Right now.
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You're going to do that right now.
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>> Okay, go ahead.
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Go ahead.
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That's fine.
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Yeah, so I unlocked everything in the game, I bought every single weapon, I played through it.
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I'm going to be honest, that last boss on new game plus two, man.
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I was there.
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I'm going to be honest for three days.
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>> Three days?
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>> Three days?
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>> Yes.
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>> Yes.
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If you do a charged heavy hit, it makes this health go like that, fucking nothing.
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>> Is it bullshit or is it actually hard?
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>> Yeah.
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>> I was playing shit, honestly.
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>> I don't think the final boss is the hardest.
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>> Really?
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Who is?
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Erlang?
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>> Yeah.
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I thought he was playing harder.
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>> He said joke.
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No.
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>> Okay.
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>> I thought he was really using.
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I beat him first try.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Really?
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>> On new game plus two.
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>> Oh.
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>> Yeah, yeah.
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For sure.
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But not that last boss.
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Usually, I think the reason why is that I usually expect to heal through everything and just kill them anyway, and he actually had so much health I couldn't do that.
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So I had to actually learn the mechanics, which was terrible.
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>> But yeah.
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>> I'm not used to those kinds of games, the last boss being actually a challenge because for some reason they always make them just like some fucking bitch.
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>> Like a joke boss, right?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah, the medic folks.
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>> I feel like they do that because they want people to be able to finish the game, and then they put like the hard fights that are kind of like off the beaten trail.
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And so like, those are the ones that are like really challenging.
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>> Yeah, that's right.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Or I don't know, I'd have to think, well besides Radon, Radon and Neildering DLC was the hardest boss I feel.
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>> True.
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>> Yeah.
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So like they kind of changed through the game.
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>> Oh, true, yeah, true.
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>> Yeah.
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But in every single Dark Souls game, I'm trying to think, yeah, every single one of them- >> No, a Fallen Beast, a bitch.
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>> Joke.
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>> Joke.
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>> Yeah, total Joke.
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>> A bitch.
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>> Gwen, massive Joke.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Soul of Sender, massive Joke.
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Narshala or Aldia the scholar, total fucking Joke.
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That's from the Dark Souls too.
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>> Just some bitch.
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>> Yeah.
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>> It really is.
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It's just some bitch.
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And so, yeah, are you done?
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>> No, I can't take the Slander sitting down.
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>> Yeah, and then even like Moon, yeah, the Moon presence from Bloodborne, well you didn't finish Bloodborne.
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That's right.
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>> I crushed it.
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>> You've got it over, of course.
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>> Over and of God in one shot, by the way.
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>> Yeah, for sure.
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Too bad he couldn't do that with y'all long.
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>> Yeah, well, cause that's because I'm not going to lie, over and of God I was supposed to joke.
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I don't know how people will say that fight's hard.
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>> Well, yeah, I don't know.
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>> I found it.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yes.
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>> And now, a word from our sponsors.
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One of the best streamers that there is, period.
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And I'm here with my dogs, just hanging out.
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And I wanted to talk to you guys about some stuff.
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Lately, I've gotten tired of all the dog shit games I've been playing.
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So I thought to myself, why don't I just make my own?
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And one of those games is Claus and Chaos.
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It's an auto-battler that's a little bit like super auto-tats and a little bit backpack battles.
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I think it's pretty neat.
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And it features a wee hamster.
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There reminds me a lot of TikTok.
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Did you just forget to spin all your gold on that turn?
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What a fucking idiot.
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Sorry about that.
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Where was I?
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Right.
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Claus and Chaos features a ton of cute and cuddly animals, two asynchronous PVP modes, a full single player campaign and neat unlockable skins.
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Like this trash hoarding raccoon that we made for Asmical.
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How the fuck did you forget to level up your units?
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You have three slime cats.
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That is straight ass.
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Who do we have recording this game play extra Emily?
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Oh, look what you're making my dog do.
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He's looking for your fucking brain down there.
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Oh, you can't find it.
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If you think you're better than me, you can play the demo right now on Steam or you can wait to buy the full game also on Steam on October 22nd.
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Oh, so here's like already just like getting up to the fight.
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I had 70 less deaths than having.
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So already, I'm just saying it how it is 70 less deaths.
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Yeah.
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So see that 180.
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I got to yellow long.
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Sorry, 90 less because I got to yellow long at the 80 Emmy had 180 deaths that yellow long.
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Yeah.
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That's how many times you got in the game.
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So already she played more.
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No, there's no way she died that many times.
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It says on her screen.
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Really?
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I don't know.
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What is this?
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I don't think it will level.
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God.
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Okay.
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Oh, the building you're using is like Smash Dance.
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Oh, you're using the big baby too.
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The big baby is so good.
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Yeah, exactly.
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It's the best one.
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I use it right at the beginning.
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It's insane.
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So anyway, all right.
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It's so pee.
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So you know, with all the coping out of the way, that's a factual statement that I've never provided.
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I'm going to find the level next to.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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For sure.
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That's it, guys.
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Yeah.
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So anyway, yeah, I really like the game.
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The game was amazing and I feel like it is, so you think it's your game of the year.
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Okay.
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No, it sees four levels lower than me.
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That being said.
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Okay.
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I still died 100 less times getting there.
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It's the game of the year.
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I think it's the best game of the whole time.
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Remat for chapter five.
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Yeah.
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The chapter four end cut scene, I rarely ever feel like crying.
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Right.
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That was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
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That was so good.
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Which one was, is that the one with the guy that?
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The Bysha.
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And that was the one where they Bysha and the spider.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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They get like banished, yeah.
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He does get, yeah, he gets, I guess, basically he gets banished.
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If it was beautiful, the way they animate the cut scene between every single act, it was very special.
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It's always like living the story of the man in the fox was very fun.
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Yeah.
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Bysha and the spider is just so nice.
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The world feels great.
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Obviously, I have gripes of the game.
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The combat feels incredible.
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The same build can feel incredibly different just by changing one spell.
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The mix-ups you can do by having the exact same build, but allocating in different places makes the gameplay feel incredibly fresh.
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Yeah.
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And it makes me happy that I can play.
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Smash dance can feel different depending on how I spec.
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There's also the crit builds that you can go.
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I'm going to crit build to charge my chief faster, so I get my big baby faster because I love that move.
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And then, yeah, but I could also go a more defensive stance and like, I don't have the complete, it's not like World of Warcraft where it's like, you have a flexion, and then there's, the structure on there's demonology.
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Yeah.
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It's like smash dance.
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Charge smash dance.
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Very, very detect smash dance.
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And maybe that only exists in early game before you can get everything, but where I'm at, you can't get everything.
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So you can kind of just change your spec very drastically to feel very different.
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And the armor feels awesome.
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Explorations great.
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I've only had an issue with, there was a temple area that I really did not enjoy.
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I was confused as fuck.
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That's where you bring the guy, the fox, you transform into the fox, and then he becomes a big fucking dude.
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I got lost there for a while, and then I got lost in this one cave for forever.
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How the fuck?
00:14:06
You get lost in a cave?
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How do you get lost in a cave?
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Well, it's a cave where you fight the big spider in like an arena, and there's like a bunch of like hairy sacks hanging down.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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It's in chapter four after you get captured.
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They're like underground area.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I think that I didn't like that area as much either.
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Because I, I get lost everywhere, everywhere.
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It's a horror.
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It makes me so angry.
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Yeah.
00:14:32
I like really linear games where it's like, you go this path and you will get all these cool things.
00:14:36
Right.
00:14:37
I don't feel the need to spaghetti around to get little breadcrumbs.
00:14:40
I don't care about that.
00:14:41
It's what it's like.
00:14:42
Wait, so has he not seen the, the one, the like, the, I don't want to spoil it for him?
00:14:48
You know what?
00:14:49
He probably hasn't.
00:14:50
Oh, you're going to have so much fun soon.
00:14:52
Yeah.
00:14:53
The prison?
00:14:54
Yeah.
00:14:55
The prison?
00:14:56
No.
00:14:57
You're not talking about the prison?
00:14:58
No, the prison, like you're thinking about with the secret thing, right?
00:15:04
I've done all the secret areas, I've seen the glowing eyes on the timer.
00:15:09
Oh.
00:15:10
I thought you were talking about it.
00:15:12
The area is so fucking annoying.
00:15:13
That's easy, easy, easy.
00:15:14
It was, it was.
00:15:15
It was so annoying.
00:15:16
Really miserable.
00:15:17
You off, yeah.
00:15:18
It was miserable.
00:15:19
However, I did love it because I heard the lore about it.
00:15:23
And I also really liked killing the big guys with the spotlight.
00:15:28
Yeah.
00:15:29
Because they gave so much experience, it was fucking ridiculous.
00:15:31
Yeah.
00:15:32
Like I was like, holy fuck.
00:15:33
It was so much that I was like, I'd never farm in games, but I was like, these guys give so much.
00:15:38
I would just be a fucking idiot if I'd not do it.
00:15:39
I killed every single one of them.
00:15:40
Absolutely.
00:15:41
Yeah.
00:15:42
And I think I'm on track to 100% of it.
00:15:43
So I'm really taking my time with it.
00:15:46
Yeah, it's just, let's talk about what sucks.
00:15:50
I don't want to, I don't want to dig suck this game too much.
00:15:52
Okay.
00:15:53
Okay.
00:15:54
Once again, some of the map designs, they're not for me.
00:15:56
I don't think, you know, I can't really say they're bad.
00:15:58
I hope that in the DLC, they have more of an open ended, like an exploration, like in like the third chapter in the snow area.
00:16:08
It was kind of bad because a lot of the place looked very samey because it's all snow, but it felt more like an open world area.
00:16:14
Did you feel that way?
00:16:15
Yeah.
00:16:16
But I did hate how like, you could always like see areas, but not go there because like in other similar games, it's usually more obvious when there's like a wall like you can't go here.
00:16:27
Yeah.
00:16:28
Sometimes it was hard to tell.
00:16:29
I was kind of annoying.
00:16:30
I hate when like, I look over a cliff or a place that I got to get through because there's no way to take no fall damage as I found out, which is like cloud step before I hit the ground.
00:16:39
Uh-huh.
00:16:40
And so I'm like, oh, I need to go there for the cave.
00:16:41
Can't do it.
00:16:42
Invisible wall.
00:16:43
Fucking drove me down.
00:16:44
Yeah, like it's so, because when you, when you explore and then it's like, you're like, oh, that kind of looks like it could be a path and then you hit a wall, it like breaks the emergency.
00:16:50
Oh, yeah.
00:16:51
Yeah.
00:16:52
The invisible walls are super immersion breaking.
00:16:53
Like, that's the one criticism I have for the game.
00:16:56
And I think that that's also what I said about, I don't know if either of you guys played Final Fantasy 16.
00:17:00
Yeah.
00:17:01
It was the same thing.
00:17:02
Yeah.
00:17:03
Is that the game, the combat, the story, the graphics, everything, the design was amazing.
00:17:08
But the walls just, it makes it feel like it's not like a full experience.
00:17:14
It hit that way for me.
00:17:15
Yeah.
00:17:16
I got to the wind chick, and that was super hot.
00:17:20
But the combat just didn't go there.
00:17:21
Oh, you're seeing a Geruda.
00:17:22
Yeah.
00:17:23
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:17:24
Like, the combat just wasn't for me, but the world wasn't beautiful.
00:17:28
I would never go back to, I'm good.
00:17:30
I can recognize it up like it was.
00:17:32
Well, you definitely, well, that game had to whole separate problem where like it didn't give you the abilities to fast enough.
00:17:38
Yeah.
00:17:39
So you were just doing the same exact ability.
00:17:40
You were like, you know, it's like no stop.
00:17:44
Like it never feels slow.
00:17:46
Like, I mean, maybe it does slow down eventually.
00:17:49
The problem.
00:17:50
It really kind of doesn't know.
00:17:52
Yeah.
00:17:53
Yeah, it doesn't have like an exponential curve.
00:17:54
That's really so sick.
00:17:55
Yeah.
00:17:56
The little bit of something feels amazing.
00:17:57
The things that I really don't like were, I don't think I have any room to complain about the explorations.
00:18:04
Because I'm just dumb.
00:18:05
And I own that.
00:18:06
I'm so bad at exploration, I just hope with the DLC, they have less invisible walls like what Amy said.
00:18:11
And like, we could go and like, explore more or at least make it obvious when you can't go somewhere.
00:18:16
Yeah.
00:18:17
Yeah.
00:18:18
I don't want to be that guy to beg for yellow paint.
00:18:19
But I'm definitely the, you know, the mentally handicapped giving the room that needs it.
00:18:21
Well, I think that they have that.
00:18:23
It's just like, it's annoying when you're trying to look around and it's just like, well, secret should be intuitive to an extent, right?
00:18:32
Yeah.
00:18:33
And so like, it's in between like, you don't need to have yellow paint, but like yellow paint is just a poor form or a lazy form of signposting in the game.
00:18:41
You know, it's so bad.
00:18:42
I tried and got a war and there were still times, or like, they used the yellow paint, right?
00:18:47
Yeah.
00:18:48
There were still times.
00:18:49
I'm like, where's the yellow paint?
00:18:50
What a fucking god.
00:18:54
The incense smoke path, that's a godsend for me.
00:18:58
Oh my god.
00:18:59
Yeah.
00:19:00
Yeah.
00:19:01
Some form of direction.
00:19:02
Thank fucking Christ.
00:19:03
Yeah.
00:19:04
I hope that games keep it because that's probably just copied from Elden Ring's grace thing.
00:19:07
Yeah.
00:19:08
Yeah.
00:19:09
If it broke, don't fix it.
00:19:10
It's great.
00:19:11
That's right.
00:19:12
Hate.
00:19:13
There are some fights.
00:19:14
What's it called?
00:19:15
Yellow dog.
00:19:16
Yellow dog.
00:19:17
Yes.
00:19:18
I think that's an amazing fight.
00:19:20
Really good.
00:19:21
I didn't feel bullshit about anything.
00:19:22
It felt super fair.
00:19:23
I was like, okay, I died here because I'm bad.
00:19:26
I could have probably changed my bill to make it easier.
00:19:28
And I did, but a different form of smash dance to make it easier and it held a lot.
00:19:33
I don't like the fight, the blacksmith, the tiger.
00:19:37
Yeah.
00:19:38
I don't like fights where I feel like I'm fighting with the camera controls.
00:19:41
And so boss fights where they have a teepee above you.
00:19:44
I hate that shit.
00:19:45
Especially when Karen.
00:19:46
You didn't figure it out.
00:19:47
So when he goes invisible, you can actually see the leaves in the air as he jumps.
00:19:53
No shot.
00:19:54
Yeah.
00:19:55
Okay.
00:19:56
Yeah.
00:19:57
I can see what you're saying.
00:19:58
And I think that like to an extent, that's true.
00:20:01
Yeah.
00:20:02
But it's probably like a two instead of like a six in terms of like camera problems.
00:20:04
I just don't like when I have my camera locked.
00:20:08
Yeah.
00:20:09
And then it unlocks.
00:20:10
I hate that shit.
00:20:11
Or like it goes like.
00:20:12
Yeah.
00:20:13
Yeah.
00:20:14
And then also, there's a lot of spiders and the hitboxes on these spiders fucking suck.
00:20:22
When I charge up a four smash stance smash attack and it hits the boss.
00:20:28
But it doesn't hit their hitbox because they're standing like this.
00:20:31
Yeah.
00:20:32
But the the staff will hit them, but their hitboxes exist there.
00:20:36
It drives me nuts.
00:20:38
So I've had that happen about four or five bosses so far.
00:20:41
Yeah.
00:20:42
So the hitbox was a fan of some of the camera lock on a like.
00:20:46
But it's, you know, it's not anything, it's not overwhelmingly there.
00:20:50
There wasn't over abundance and fights where they had hit delay, which drove me insane.
00:20:56
But.
00:20:57
That's one of the things I didn't like about the yellow long is that when he goes into his transition or like the lightning thing, you pretty much have to memorize the timing of those attacks.
00:21:07
Those three attacks.
00:21:08
Yeah.
00:21:09
I'm not really a big fan of that whenever you have that because it's like.
00:21:11
You're like not really learning or getting better at the game.
00:21:15
You're just getting better at this like weird mechanic.
00:21:18
And I didn't like that, but otherwise, yeah, I feel like delays weren't really very bad.
00:21:23
Yeah.
00:21:24
I think the only boss that really had a bad hitbox was the last like the, the synopeed guy that used the needle on.
00:21:29
Yeah, his was terrible.
00:21:31
Oh, yeah.
00:21:32
Yeah.
00:21:33
Yeah.
00:21:34
Yeah.
00:21:35
His was the only one that I felt was actually bad.
00:21:36
Okay.
00:21:37
So you did play smash dance.
00:21:38
I was maybe just because I'm smash dance.
00:21:39
Well, I did smash and thrust.
00:21:40
I beat the entire game with thrust dance and then I went back.
00:21:42
I did.
00:21:43
I heard pillars the best ones.
00:21:46
I don't think so.
00:21:47
I don't like pillar.
00:21:48
People told me to do pillar.
00:21:49
And I was like, yeah.
00:21:50
I think it's the best game because you get a lot of staves that give you pillar stance buffs.
00:21:56
Oh, I didn't, but I feel like it's just not worth it.
00:21:58
I don't think it is either.
00:21:59
Yeah.
00:22:00
Okay.
00:22:01
Yeah.
00:22:02
And oh, fuck, I was saying something.
00:22:03
Ground breaking revolution.
00:22:04
Oh, yeah.
00:22:05
For the yellow long fight.
00:22:06
Whenever you did that lighting thing, I just smoked smoke monkey.
00:22:10
Did not deal with it.
00:22:11
Oh.
00:22:12
Yeah.
00:22:13
Just face out.
00:22:14
Oh, wait.
00:22:15
You're done.
00:22:16
Okay.
00:22:17
I never even used that.
00:22:18
I did that.
00:22:19
I did that sometimes too.
00:22:20
Yeah.
00:22:21
Do smoke monkeys.
00:22:22
I used smoke monkey.
00:22:23
Petrify the goons.
00:22:24
Yeah.
00:22:25
Awesome.
00:22:26
Oh, the goons are made of gold.
00:22:27
It costs so much man.
00:22:28
Yeah.
00:22:29
And then I use the transform of yellow long now because that one is fun as fuck.
00:22:34
It's the best one.
00:22:35
Is it?
00:22:36
It's way more used than any other one that I've used before.
00:22:39
Yeah.
00:22:40
Like parrying it to get the lighting staff.
00:22:41
Oh, it's so fucking cool.
00:22:43
Yeah, that's just dope.
00:22:44
However, the fire boys served me for a very long time.
00:22:46
I love that one too.
00:22:47
Yeah.
00:22:48
It's very hard to like not get excited about that.
00:22:52
Yeah.
00:22:53
And what's crazy is I'm seven days into my subathon still alive.
00:22:58
Appreciate everybody from saying it.
00:22:59
It's coming to check it out.
00:23:00
That was the amount of people that came in from last episode.
00:23:01
Do you think you're going to be live right now?
00:23:03
The subathon will still be going on by the time the episode comes out?
00:23:05
Yes.
00:23:06
Really?
00:23:07
Okay.
00:23:08
I got my plans for the subathon are way too cool for it to not to go on for another month.
00:23:11
Of course.
00:23:12
Not necessarily.
00:23:13
Another month, you said?
00:23:14
Oh, yeah, at least.
00:23:15
I'm hoping to go for three months, but we'll see how it goes.
00:23:17
Three months.
00:23:18
It's been the easiest subathon ever.
00:23:19
I mean, besides the like anxiety, my friends are helping me so much.
00:23:23
Yeah.
00:23:24
I gave my buddy three grand, so he's my butler for the month.
00:23:28
Nice.
00:23:29
Which is awesome.
00:23:30
Shout out to Brian.
00:23:32
Then, yeah, Sophia, Ana, Laro, they're all helping out.
00:23:35
It's been great.
00:23:36
Yeah.
00:23:37
It's been good.
00:23:38
But I was sitting there and I was going to help lucky I was because I played back with Wukong and it's now, it's, I will say afterwards.
00:23:48
It is in the running to be my favorite game of all time because it's, you know what's crazy?
00:23:52
What really went, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so excited about this game.
00:23:55
What really went underappreciated for me is how fun it is to play as a monkey.
00:24:00
Yeah.
00:24:01
Yeah.
00:24:02
Like, you really do feel like a monkey.
00:24:03
You do?
00:24:04
Yeah.
00:24:05
It's cool.
00:24:06
Yeah.
00:24:07
Like, and like, the little shadow clothes that come out.
00:24:09
Yeah.
00:24:10
It's like, Elden Ring is so fucking depressing.
00:24:13
Dark Souls is so fucking depressing.
00:24:15
I have been so happy and I've been having so much fun just being a monkey and like, people were shitting on the VA, the English VA for the monkey.
00:24:24
I think it sounds perfect because he just sounds like a dude who would be a monkey.
00:24:28
Yeah.
00:24:29
The Chinese acting is the same as just people can't understand what he's saying.
00:24:33
No, absolutely.
00:24:34
I think people over-hyped JP Dub, China Dub, way more, just because they don't fucking understand what they're saying.
00:24:40
And like, oh, it's just better.
00:24:42
Nah, I mean, English Dub is good, it's great, and I think they did a great job with that game.
00:24:46
Yeah, I thought the Dub was fun.
00:24:48
Yeah.
00:24:49
But yeah, I just love rolling around.
00:24:50
I really love rolling around.
00:24:51
I do feel like a monkey when I play a game.
00:24:53
I don't know what the fuck.
00:24:54
What was it?
00:24:55
Game rant?
00:24:56
IGN was saying there's no variety in the game.
00:24:59
It's just, I feel like it was a self-report from a lot of the game reviewers because they said there were no women in the game.
00:25:06
Oh, they didn't play enough, yeah.
00:25:09
Exactly.
00:25:10
Yeah, you played the first two chapters, you didn't finish the fucking game.
00:25:14
You don't know like the entire fourth chapter is about girls.
00:25:17
And then like, I think there's a girl on the, yeah, there's a girl on the fifth chapter.
00:25:20
And like, yeah, it's total bullshit.
00:25:22
Yeah.
00:25:23
I really don't like this direction that we're moving towards in gaming where it's like, we need to have this many black people, this many women, this many just families, checklist that game design.
00:25:33
I feel like it's very moving back because people don't really buy those games because they can just tell it's an authentic, like, concord, yeah.
00:25:41
For what I can tell, even like, those like different groups of people, they don't even care for those games either because they know it's like, it's disingenuous and it's like, okay, they're basically turning your identity into like a product to try to sell.
00:25:54
Absolutely.
00:25:55
Is it like weird as fuck?
00:25:56
Yeah.
00:25:57
Like, a thousand videos about this, so I know about it very well.
00:26:00
Great.
00:26:01
Yeah.
00:26:02
No, it's a huge issue.
00:26:03
And I think that a lot of people are kind of fatigued from like, inauthentic content, I think in general.
00:26:10
And I think that's one of the reasons why Blacksmith Wu Kong was really well received is because you could clearly see that this gist game was a labor of love, right?
00:26:17
Like from the, the like, the graphics, from like, just like the way the character interacts, the leveling, the different transformations, like the cinematics, the like,
00:26:28
stop action, stuff.
00:26:30
It was fucking insane.
00:26:31
Yeah.
00:26:32
And they have a lot, a lot more than towards the end.
00:26:33
It's the first game in the studio.
00:26:35
I don't know if it's the first game from the studio, it's their first AAA game.
00:26:38
Okay.
00:26:39
Yeah.
00:26:40
Yeah.
00:26:41
It's just, it's scary.
00:26:42
It's not their first game.
00:26:43
But they made a bunch of gotcha games that fail.
00:26:44
That's what I'm saying.
00:26:45
It's their first AAA game.
00:26:46
Okay.
00:26:47
Yeah, we've gone so far where we're trying so hard to be inclusive that we're willing to forego logic and push forward delusion in scenarios that don't call for it just because we're trying to hit a fucking quota.
00:26:59
Like it's like, for example, like if we were to make a World War I game by one of these studios in today's day and age and half, they want to be inclusive and they were to make half the soldier's female.
00:27:09
It would be weird.
00:27:10
Yeah.
00:27:11
Well, that's just not what happened.
00:27:12
Yeah.
00:27:13
And it's like, I understand one to be inclusive for places that call for it.
00:27:18
An equal opportunity for everybody, but where we're going to the point where we're just willing to lie to try to appease these diversity quotas.
00:27:27
I think it's actually something that's a lot more simplistic.
00:27:32
So when people watch TV shows or they watch a movie, they're looking for escapism.
00:27:37
And if you watch something and you see like, for example, like what you're saying, a bunch of like female soldiers in World War I, you would know that every time you see that character,
00:27:49
it reminds you the fact that you're watching a movie that's being made with this social expectation.
00:27:56
And so I think that's really one of the reasons why those games aren't successful.
00:28:00
It's because they don't allow a person to have escapism because they constantly make that person look at something that they know is incongruent with what reality is.
00:28:08
And they're trying to like push a certain type of expectation.
00:28:11
100%.
00:28:12
So, beyond that, I play Mukong, which might be one of my favorite games of all time, but I will finish it probably tomorrow.
00:28:21
I find another game that's just as groundbreaking for me.
00:28:25
It's called a TCG Card Shop Simulator.
00:28:29
>> I see you searing world playing that.
00:28:31
>> I think I'm going to try it.
00:28:32
>> I am.
00:28:33
>> It's unbelievable.
00:28:34
>> Yeah.
00:28:35
>> I'm going to try it.
00:28:36
>> Why is it so good?
00:28:37
I haven't seen a lot of people playing.
00:28:38
>> So, so very well.
00:28:39
My previous favorite game of all time is the Pepe piata.
00:28:40
What is the simulation game?
00:28:41
I have not played another simulation game it's so long.
00:28:44
Nothing had a hook for me, but if you like hard games, you will love this because if you have a shop, it's a piece of shit, and then you just slowly start getting in more customers.
00:28:57
>> Right.
00:28:58
>> And then once you have a sustainable business model, then you can start cracking into your own supply.
00:29:03
And you start opening packs, and there's like- >> It does sound sick.
00:29:06
>> Yeah.
00:29:07
>> You're opening packs in the game and then customers probably bring in cards and you buy them sometimes?
00:29:12
>> No, they buy your singles that you pull.
00:29:14
>> Uh-huh.
00:29:15
>> This game is canalfa.
00:29:16
They're going to add allegedly, they're going to add PVP, where the card game is going to be playable, so you can sit down and play with the fucking cards, because they already have the mechanics on there.
00:29:25
But this shit, just like, it's like only now scraps in the surface, because it's the exact same game as the supermarket simulator, but it has the card packs, but it has that emotional hook with me.
00:29:33
And it is like, it's like fucking cocaine to me.
00:29:35
I cannot stop.
00:29:36
And it's like, it's been like $9 on a steamer somewhere she had, but it's just so fun.
00:29:43
It will, once again, that's another game that will change your life.
00:29:46
>> Okay.
00:29:47
>> Oh wow.
00:29:48
>> I want to try it too.
00:29:49
>> Yeah.
00:29:50
>> I can't believe y'all both haven't tried fear and hunger yet.
00:29:51
I'm so worried.
00:29:52
>> I downloaded it.
00:29:53
>> Yeah.
00:29:54
>> I played that stupid as driving game long drive.
00:29:57
>> Long drive, yeah.
00:29:58
>> Yeah.
00:29:59
It was.
00:30:00
>> Long.
00:30:01
>> Yeah.
00:30:02
>> The two drive.
00:30:03
>> I did drive.
00:30:04
>> I found a house in the middle of nowhere.
00:30:06
It was filled with dead people.
00:30:08
>> I feel like, unless you're streaming at like 3 a.m., this game is just not for you.
00:30:13
>> That would be a perfect 3 a.m.
00:30:15
game, yeah.
00:30:15
>> Yeah, exactly.
00:30:16
It's one of those really boring, long form kind of pointless, but if you're still watching this, it doesn't matter to you type of things.
00:30:25
>> Yeah.
00:30:26
Well, it has a radio in the guy, Rance, and he talks about how he hates moon moon.
00:30:31
>> Ooh.
00:30:32
>> No shot.
00:30:33
>> Oh yeah.
00:30:34
>> I saw the clip.
00:30:35
>> Apparently, the dev put the cinema moon moon was playing.
00:30:39
It's the radio talk guy going out of rant about, he says, you have like, you're a good person, but you cheat on your wife.
00:30:47
>> Yeah.
00:30:48
>> So fucking fun.
00:30:49
>> That's a long run.
00:30:50
>> Yeah.
00:30:51
>> I was under the impression that, and I want to circle back to this.
00:30:56
I thought he didn't cheat on us.
00:30:57
I thought they were an open marriage.
00:30:58
>> I don't know.
00:30:59
>> It's super complicated.
00:31:00
>> By the way, what a stupid concept and open marriage is.
00:31:03
>> Well, I don't know.
00:31:04
I mean, I feel like it's kind of stupid.
00:31:08
It's kind of not.
00:31:09
I don't know.
00:31:10
>> It was pretty stupid.
00:31:11
>> You think so?
00:31:12
>> The fuck is the point of that?
00:31:13
>> Taxes?
00:31:14
>> Yeah.
00:31:15
>> Taxes.
00:31:16
>> Yeah.
00:31:17
>> Yeah.
00:31:18
>> That's a great idea.
00:31:19
>> Yeah.
00:31:20
>> Right.
00:31:21
>> That's what I'm saying.
00:31:22
>> Yeah.
00:31:23
>> Please play it.
00:31:24
It is a lot of fun.
00:31:25
And the thing that I love is, it hits just as good as a God's to game for me.
00:31:28
>> That's crazy.
00:31:29
>> And it's crazy.
00:31:30
>> That's crazy.
00:31:31
>> That's hard.
00:31:32
>> Fair cards?
00:31:33
>> Yeah.
00:31:34
>> They're rare.
00:31:35
>> Wait, so is it like Pokemon magic or they're fake card laces?
00:31:38
>> They're fake cards, I think.
00:31:39
>> Tetramon.
00:31:40
>> Yeah.
00:31:41
>> Oh, but they're like inspired.
00:31:42
>> Yes.
00:31:43
>> But you can get a Pokemon mod.
00:31:45
>> Okay.
00:31:46
>> I'm not going to do that because I love Tetramon.
00:31:48
I think it's cool.
00:31:49
But yeah.
00:31:50
It like-- >> I might do it and see if I get taken down by Nintendo.
00:31:54
>> It's crazy.
00:31:55
>> Yeah.
00:31:56
>> It's crazy.
00:31:57
>> Yeah.
00:31:58
>> It's going to focus on their own fucking games.
00:31:59
>> Yeah.
00:32:00
>> It would be nice if we got a new Pokemon that didn't suck balls.
00:32:01
>> Imagine that.
00:32:02
>> But yeah.
00:32:03
Like the rare cards, there's these cards called ghost cards.
00:32:06
It's a 0.01% and fear pulled a holographic ghost card.
00:32:13
>> That's crazy.
00:32:14
>> A holographic.
00:32:15
>> So it's going to be black and neon.
00:32:16
>> No, I mean like what's the probability?
00:32:18
>> Oh, I think it's like one in every like 500.
00:32:21
So he puts-- >> There's no way.
00:32:23
>> Yes.
00:32:24
>> There's no way.
00:32:25
That probability, like you're talking about at that point, like one in like 50 million.
00:32:30
Well, then he got super lucky.
00:32:32
>> Yeah.
00:32:33
>> I've opened so far, 7,000 packs.
00:32:36
I've only gotten one ghost card.
00:32:38
And when I got it, I lost my shit.
00:32:40
When he pulled it, he lost his shit.
00:32:42
>> Wow.
00:32:43
>> And seeing my streamer friends lose shit over gambling.
00:32:45
>> Uh-huh.
00:32:46
>> Oh my god.
00:32:47
>> It sounds funny, man.
00:32:49
>> It's legal, it's legal guilt free gambling.
00:32:52
I can't wait to see you do this shit.
00:32:54
>> Okay.
00:32:55
>> Because I'm-- >> Dude, your react is forgotten or so.
00:32:57
And yours too.
00:32:58
Like you lose your shit.
00:32:59
>> Who was it?
00:33:00
Was it Kafka that you lost your shit too?
00:33:01
>> Crying over Kafka.
00:33:02
>> Yeah.
00:33:03
>> Oh, dude.
00:33:04
His card was again, so the scenario.
00:33:08
The rarest card that I have pulled in over 30 hours of gameplay cost 1,400.
00:33:13
The card that he pulled cost $15,000.
00:33:15
>> Wow.
00:33:16
>> Yes.
00:33:17
>> Damn.
00:33:18
>> And it just blows my mind.
00:33:23
It's so good.
00:33:25
>> Yeah.
00:33:26
>> You can buy-- you can customize everything in your store.
00:33:30
Patrons come in and play.
00:33:31
They're like, oh god, I got fucked again.
00:33:33
He has mirror force.
00:33:34
Damn it.
00:33:35
And then you can buy the dice.
00:33:37
You can buy the deck box.
00:33:38
You can buy the card sleeves.
00:33:39
You can get plushies.
00:33:41
Boxes or singles.
00:33:44
And you can get board games.
00:33:47
And it's just, I can't wait for there to be more updates.
00:33:51
And I'm still not done with the content at all.
00:33:53
>> It's insane.
00:33:54
>> How many hours have you put into it?
00:33:57
>> 30.
00:33:58
>> Wow.
00:33:59
>> It is big a bright rock.
00:34:00
>> Damn.
00:34:01
>> That's to be how much you put into Wukong so far, right?
00:34:03
>> Yeah.
00:34:04
>> I've played them both around the same amount of time.
00:34:06
Because when I get stressed out, I say, guys, let's crack a couple packs.
00:34:11
>> Right.
00:34:12
>> Yeah.
00:34:13
>> That's perfect, actually.
00:34:14
>> I really, I really hope to see you guys in the scam.
00:34:17
>> Before this episode goes live.
00:34:19
>> No, no.
00:34:20
>> I might play it on Thursday.
00:34:21
>> Yeah, maybe.
00:34:22
Like, I maybe do Thursday Friday.
00:34:24
It depends on how much dick the Diablo IV expansion sucks.
00:34:27
>> Nice.
00:34:28
>> So it's coming out.
00:34:29
It's probably coming out literally as we are recording this episode.
00:34:32
>> Do you know what is coming out as we're recording this?
00:34:35
>> What?
00:34:36
Dragon Ball is East Parking Zero, maybe?
00:34:38
>> Yeah.
00:34:39
>> That's Wukong, too.
00:34:40
>> Yep.
00:34:41
>> Yeah, it is.
00:34:42
>> Dude, I am going to host so many in-game tournaments.
00:34:44
Bring the boys over.
00:34:46
Put them on the couch.
00:34:47
Run them down.
00:34:48
>> Yeah.
00:34:49
>> It's one of those fighting games where you don't have to be good.
00:34:51
It's like that bullshit because I played Tenkaiichi since I was a kid.
00:34:56
My first fighter, I don't know what it was, but my earliest memories of a fighter besides Smash was Dragon Ball Z Budukai Tenkaiichi for the PS1, and I remembered I was so addicted to this game with my brothers and I didn't have a memory card so we could only play and if we ever turn off the PlayStation 1,
00:35:13
we would lose all of our progress.
00:35:15
>> Yeah.
00:35:16
>> So we would fight over it because if the game was all we wanted to play it and my brother wanted to play it so bad and I wouldn't get off it, he took a remote and smashed it on my head.
00:35:27
>> Nice.
00:35:28
>> And so my big brother took me into his room, put me in there, and so the other brother took a hammer and started breaking down the door because he wanted to play that bad.
00:35:41
It was psychotic, but it was such a- >> What was your day?
00:35:45
Was your dad just at work?
00:35:46
>> So no, this was when my dad and my stepmom lived in a separate apartment and we had that separate.
00:35:51
>> So like y'all were just like fucking one- >> Yeah, you got a bad one.
00:35:54
>> Just like y'all was so cool.
00:35:55
>> We were called by my stepmom at the time, the three monkey fucks because we'd be bouncing off the walls if you didn't want to live with us anymore, so we got separate apartments.
00:36:03
It was awesome.
00:36:04
>> How old were you?
00:36:05
>> Oh man, I'd probably say fourth grade problem.
00:36:07
>> So like- >> Fourth grade?
00:36:09
>> So let me get to it.
00:36:10
>> So he- >> Yes, exactly.
00:36:12
So your dad just bought y'all a fucking apartment at nine years old.
00:36:14
They said, "All right."
00:36:15
>> I was the youngest.
00:36:16
I was the youngest.
00:36:17
So I was in fourth grade.
00:36:19
I think my middle brother was in ninth grade and then I think my oldest brother was like 10 to 11.
00:36:25
>> Yeah.
00:36:26
I still think that's a bit.
00:36:27
>> Yeah.
00:36:28
>> That's so crazy.
00:36:29
>> That's nuts.
00:36:30
>> Well, yeah.
00:36:31
It was rough.
00:36:32
>> That's awesome though.
00:36:33
>> We had to reach in chillers too.
00:36:34
>> What?
00:36:35
>> They shot everywhere.
00:36:36
>> Did you just let him watch you guys cook for your souls or they just- >> I don't remember how I ate.
00:36:39
>> Probably.
00:36:40
>> Yeah.
00:36:41
>> I don't remember how I ate.
00:36:42
>> I don't.
00:36:43
>> I don't.
00:36:44
>> We probably just ordered pizza, right?
00:36:45
>> Probably.
00:36:46
>> Yeah.
00:36:47
>> I remember.
00:36:48
>> Yeah.
00:36:49
>> That was the 10 to 64 era too, I think.
00:36:53
>> That's awesome.
00:36:54
>> I can't play the N64 because I would always play- >> I think I'd be GameCube for you.
00:36:58
>> Yeah, but maybe I just didn't get the GameCube yet.
00:37:00
>> Ooh.
00:37:01
>> Because I remember talking about melee when I was growing up.
00:37:03
Like melee coming out.
00:37:04
>> Yeah.
00:37:05
>> But I would always play Tiger Woods golf.
00:37:07
>> I started to hear that.
00:37:08
>> No, it was so fun.
00:37:09
>> Yeah.
00:37:10
>> There was this cheat code you could enter called Tiger and it would make Tiger Woods an actual Tiger and it was nice.
00:37:15
>> Nice.
00:37:16
>> It was epic.
00:37:17
>> It was dope.
00:37:18
That's just so cool.
00:37:19
How do I get here?
00:37:21
>> But yeah.
00:37:22
>> Dragon balls.
00:37:23
>> Yeah.
00:37:24
>> I'm surprised.
00:37:25
I remember.
00:37:26
>> Yeah.
00:37:27
Now, I mean, I hope you guys probably won't play that game.
00:37:27
I'm assuming you've probably got a pass on that.
00:37:35
>> I don't know.
00:37:36
I mean, if nothing else was coming out this week, I probably would have played at the Sparkling Zero.
00:37:41
>> Yeah.
00:37:42
>> Yeah.
00:37:43
>> Yeah.
00:37:44
>> I've stowed.
00:37:45
>> I don't have all the characters up until the manga, but it has enough.
00:37:50
So I'm just hoping it delivers the fun for me that I'm out of my childhood.
00:37:54
It won't.
00:37:55
But I'm sure it'll be fun for a week or so.
00:37:57
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00:38:24
I just don't understand why in the fuck.
00:38:27
>> And to be honest, I'd rather just fucking.
00:38:31
>> To be honest, I'd rather just fucking.
00:38:34
>> To be honest, I'd rather just fucking.
00:38:37
>> Disgusting.
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That's just my opinion though.
00:38:43
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00:38:46
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00:38:50
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00:38:53
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00:39:05
>> Yeah, and I remember like having like seven or eight kids and like you know like that room downstairs like close to like we'd have seven or eight people playing the one on whatever the one was one GameCube.
00:39:15
I think it was Budokai too.
00:39:16
>> Probably.
00:39:17
>> Yeah.
00:39:18
>> Yeah.
00:39:19
>> Like we went so fucking hard on it.
00:39:20
>> Oh, who'd you play?
00:39:21
You remember?
00:39:22
>> I have no idea.
00:39:23
I just remember having to get lawn chairs from the backyard and bring them into the room.
00:39:27
>> Yeah.
00:39:28
>> You ran out of space.
00:39:29
>> Did you have any members like that when you were kid on me?
00:39:30
>> I'd play melee with my cousins, actually no, I would play.
00:39:34
So there is this kid on my street and he had this little Toa with a fallen memory where he'd come over and we would play a smash melee.
00:39:42
And then one day we were just like, why don't we just do this in real life?
00:39:46
And then it'd be me, him and then our little brothers, we would just go on the trampoline and beat the shit.
00:39:52
I mean.
00:39:53
>> Yeah.
00:39:54
>> Did you ever pretend that you were Kirby, Bowser's the heir that turned into a cannonball and falling from?
00:39:58
>> No.
00:39:59
I was always.
00:40:00
>> I am.
00:40:01
>> Who was I?
00:40:02
>> Who was I?
00:40:03
I think Sheik.
00:40:04
>> Really?
00:40:05
>> Yeah.
00:40:06
>> Cuz I played Kirby when I was a kid.
00:40:07
>> I did not really play Kirby when I was a kid.
00:40:09
>> Cuz that's what I would do.
00:40:10
I would just float turned into a rock slam.
00:40:12
>> That's what my brother would do.
00:40:13
I get so mad.
00:40:14
>> Cuz like, and back in the day it was like, we had a little kid that did the same shit.
00:40:18
>> Yeah.
00:40:19
>> Bro, we can't do anything against him.
00:40:21
>> We can't do it at all.
00:40:22
>> Cuz nobody do any crap.
00:40:24
>> Yeah.
00:40:25
>> So, dude, you're like a rock, you're invincible.
00:40:28
>> It is not fair.
00:40:29
>> Yeah.
00:40:30
>> So the little kids, the douchebag, I'm spam PK fire on Ness.
00:40:33
Oh, that shit sucked ass to deal with.
00:40:35
>> I had one kid and like what he would do is he'd play Donkey Kong and all he would do is try to grab you and then run off the edge with you.
00:40:45
>> It was crazy how effective that was.
00:40:48
>> I was, I would get really mad.
00:40:50
>> Yeah.
00:40:51
I did the same thing.
00:40:52
I still do the same thing with Ganondorf where, if you get someone off the ledge or if you get Ganondorf off the ledge and you forward B someone, you grab them off the platform and you dunk them.
00:41:03
And they die a split second before you die.
00:41:05
>> Yeah.
00:41:06
>> So if you grab them like that, you auto win.
00:41:10
>> Right.
00:41:11
>> It's so good, but yeah, games are back, boys.
00:41:16
>> I feel like, yeah, there's been a lot of games that have been out, like I feel like I've always got things to play.
00:41:22
>> Yep, same.
00:41:23
>> I'm happy.
00:41:24
One of the zero things to do, next up for me after I beat Wukong is I'll probably just beat the DLC for auto-requick.
00:41:31
>> Yeah.
00:41:32
>> Just real quick.
00:41:33
>> Yeah, I think I'll take one.
00:41:34
>> Did you start it?
00:41:35
I don't remember.
00:41:36
>> Yeah.
00:41:37
>> You got to.
00:41:38
>> Yeah.
00:41:39
>> Oh, right, right, right.
00:41:40
>> I'm going to restart it.
00:41:41
>> I knew that.
00:41:42
>> Yeah, I'm going to just restart it.
00:41:43
>> Smart.
00:41:44
>> Yeah.
00:41:45
But I really want to play percent of the way.
00:41:46
>> Well, that metaphor game comes out today.
00:41:47
Metaphor, refantasia.
00:41:49
And it got us, it's only basically received really good scores.
00:41:53
So yeah, it's got like a 94 or something like that, but that's only really from critic reviews.
00:41:59
So it's hard to say really what viewers think yet, but the demo was really well received too.
00:42:03
>> I saw it, trailer sure.
00:42:05
>> And people said it was very similar to Persona, I never played Persona.
00:42:09
>> I don't know if you'd like it.
00:42:11
>> Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.
00:42:13
I can see him maybe liking- >> Oh, it has that bitch.
00:42:18
>> I really like the art for Metaphor, I think it's incredible.
00:42:21
>> Oh, bro, they have a super hot right here at chicken this game.
00:42:24
I didn't know she was from this game.
00:42:26
That's crazy.
00:42:27
>> I just like the way it looks, I think it looks really good.
00:42:29
>> Yeah, well, it's also Atlas, Atlas always makes great games.
00:42:33
I will probably have to play that at some point.
00:42:35
>> I might play it off-screen, actually.
00:42:38
>> It's coming up today.
00:42:39
>> I think it's either today or tomorrow or some sort of embargo.
00:42:43
>> Oh, really?
00:42:44
>> This is in three days and six hours.
00:42:45
>> Oh, okay.
00:42:46
>> Unless there's some type of early access.
00:42:49
You know, usually what happens is that before a game releases, there's the embargo on like all the press copies and everything.
00:42:56
So then people can talk about that experience playing the game ahead of the release so consumers can be more informed, et cetera, like game review websites.
00:43:05
But if it's in three days, I might maybe try and play the beginning of it on-stream and see what happens.
00:43:10
>> Fuck you, I'll do the same.
00:43:11
>> Yeah.
00:43:12
>> Also, a recommendation for you is Catherine.
00:43:14
>> Catherine?
00:43:15
Oh, yeah.
00:43:16
I think I've even been saying that for a while.
00:43:18
What is that game anyway?
00:43:19
>> Is that a puzzle game, kind of, right?
00:43:22
>> It's another Atlas game.
00:43:23
It is a puzzle game.
00:43:25
There's three different beings that you can be with.
00:43:31
They're all called Catherine.
00:43:32
There's Catherine, Catherine and Catherine.
00:43:33
>> Okay.
00:43:34
>> Was it felt differently?
00:43:35
>> Yeah.
00:43:36
>> Okay.
00:43:37
>> There's a DLC called Full Body, which I haven't played yet.
00:43:39
But you have a third option before the original two.
00:43:42
Essentially, you play as an alcoholic and you accidentally sleep with another woman.
00:43:50
Oops.
00:43:51
>> And you're trying to hide that from your life.
00:43:53
>> Yeah.
00:43:54
>> And it gets really messy, really quick.
00:43:56
>> Nice.
00:43:57
>> And it's a very messy, love triangle game.
00:44:02
>> Okay.
00:44:03
>> And I love romance games.
00:44:04
Like, oh, I fucking love it.
00:44:06
Like anything with like dating options in video games, it's so fun.
00:44:10
And for persona, you can do this thing where you can date one of the characters, date none of the characters, or date all of the characters.
00:44:17
>> Yeah.
00:44:18
>> Yeah.
00:44:19
>> And- >> Did they find out?
00:44:20
Because I've- >> I have a very end.
00:44:22
Yes.
00:44:23
>> Oh, that's so fun.
00:44:24
Because I've only ever dated one character in persona at one at a time.
00:44:27
>> So yeah, if you date all of them, they all find out the end.
00:44:30
And I don't want to say what happens in case you guys ever go to go check out.
00:44:32
>> Wait, I want to know though.
00:44:34
>> They're not doing that for- >> Wait for which persona?
00:44:36
Persona 4?
00:44:37
>> Persona 4, yeah.
00:44:38
That's the one with the girl with like the really short hair and the- >> Research, GA.
00:44:43
>> Yeah, yeah.
00:44:44
>> Yeah, yeah.
00:44:45
>> I want to know what- I don't think Azen's over going to play that one.
00:44:48
If he played one, it'd probably be five.
00:44:50
>> Well.
00:44:51
>> Or maybe three.
00:44:52
>> I feel like what would probably happen is at the end, they find out about it and they probably kill you or something like that.
00:44:57
Like because that's something that happens in other games too.
00:45:01
>> I guess you'll have to play.
00:45:02
>> No, no.
00:45:03
>> I want to know- >> Yeah.
00:45:04
>> I want to know.
00:45:05
There's no way he plays persona 4.
00:45:07
5.
00:45:08
>> I don't want to spoil that.
00:45:09
>> For sure.
00:45:10
I'll play it.
00:45:11
>> No, just editor censor it.
00:45:12
Wait, can you date guys in persona?
00:45:15
>> Yeah.
00:45:16
>> Oh.
00:45:17
>> I never knew a show guy was gay.
00:45:18
>> Oh, I know that.
00:45:19
>> Yeah.
00:45:20
>> Yeah, I know that.
00:45:21
That was obvious, right?
00:45:22
>> But actually, maybe you can't date a dude.
00:45:24
I'm pretty sure you can.
00:45:26
I can't remember which game I'm thinking of.
00:45:28
There was a dating system where they would, oh God, one of the Hawkeyes star role players say.
00:45:35
What's the way you imply a character's gay, but you can't say it outright because you're in China?
00:45:41
>> Yeah, dude.
00:45:42
>> Oh, I don't know, like gay presenting?
00:45:46
>> I don't know.
00:45:47
They do some type of thing where the characters are implied to be gay, but they never say that the game.
00:45:52
>> Oh, it's funny how in that game, there's a whole arc about how he's gay and the same David and then after, they just act, he's like straight, kind of,
00:46:02
it's like, he learned, you know.
00:46:05
They gave him that electric shock therapy, right?
00:46:08
And then they made him straight again.
00:46:09
It's okay.
00:46:10
>> There's a whole chapter about how this character is gay and is like so ashamed of it.
00:46:15
It's like this part of himself.
00:46:16
And then they like free him or whatever.
00:46:18
He's like, oh, thanks, guys.
00:46:20
And then for the rest of the game, he's like basically straight.
00:46:22
>> Well, it's free.
00:46:23
It's a metaphor.
00:46:24
They free him from being gay.
00:46:26
It's even like pro wrestler, hell yeah, brother, straight.
00:46:30
>> Oh, wow.
00:46:31
>> The straightest comment.
00:46:32
>> The concept is like.
00:46:33
>> Super straight.
00:46:34
>> Yeah.
00:46:35
>> Like facing your true self.
00:46:36
>> Yeah.
00:46:37
>> Yeah.
00:46:38
>> It's like, well, I believe also the other dude, maybe that's what it was.
00:46:43
The other guy was supposed, you know, the dude with the headphones, I ghosted him immediately.
00:46:48
The first guy you're getting before, apparently he was supposed to be a dating option, but they were afraid of making another character in the days that just didn't fucking do it.
00:46:55
>> Yeah.
00:46:56
Who knows?
00:46:57
That's something about trying to know like gay people.
00:46:59
>> Yeah.
00:47:00
>> Yeah.
00:47:01
>> Yeah, who knows.
00:47:02
And then I need to beat Sekiro, which that'll take me a day.
00:47:06
I can't imagine Ishii doing that hard.
00:47:08
>> Well, you're going to have to relearn the game.
00:47:11
>> Yeah.
00:47:12
>> Perry.
00:47:13
>> You hit him.
00:47:14
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
00:47:15
>> This way.
00:47:15
>> Yeah.
00:47:16
>> Boom.
00:47:17
>> Okay.
00:47:18
>> All right.
00:47:19
>> Yeah, I just, God, I don't want to play that game.
00:47:20
>> Really?
00:47:21
Why?
00:47:22
>> I just, I know it's just going to solely my opinion of the game.
00:47:25
I got such a perfect experience at a Sekiro and it's not going to get more fun with an owl.
00:47:31
And I just want to just leave it where it is, but I know he's like, oh, you can't know it.
00:47:35
You can't know it.
00:47:36
>> That's could be wise.
00:47:37
Yeah.
00:47:38
So you think that's probably like, yeah, you just don't want to look bad.
00:47:41
>> No, I don't want it.
00:47:42
It's genuinely, it's the bottom of my heart.
00:47:45
>> Yeah.
00:47:46
>> I mean this.
00:47:47
I just know it is going to suck, it's going to take like eight to ten hours.
00:47:51
It's going to be fucking eight to ten hours.
00:47:54
So I thought you had one boss.
00:47:55
>> Well, I have a demon of hatred in Ishii.
00:47:57
>> Oh, yeah.
00:47:58
>> You have a relearn the shit, too.
00:47:59
>> Yeah, you probably right.
00:48:00
I probably do need to relearn.
00:48:03
I just don't think it'll be the same.
00:48:05
Owl was like one of the coolest fights I've ever done.
00:48:08
I don't think Ishii is going to be cool.
00:48:09
>> Ishii is pretty cool, but yeah, I think Owl's better.
00:48:12
>> I think I don't.
00:48:13
I think Ishii is so much better.
00:48:14
>> Really?
00:48:15
>> I do.
00:48:16
>> Yeah.
00:48:17
>> I feel like he is the pinnacle endgame boss.
00:48:20
>> Really?
00:48:21
>> Yeah.
00:48:22
>> Okay, you hit me excited.
00:48:23
>> Okay.
00:48:24
I'll give it a shot.
00:48:25
>> It's like everything you've learned for the entire game, being put to the test right here.
00:48:31
>> Oh, that's true.
00:48:32
He does have a lot of shit.
00:48:33
>> Yeah.
00:48:34
Especially in the last phase, right?
00:48:35
With the lightning stuff and everything, too.
00:48:36
>> Yeah.
00:48:37
>> It was really good.
00:48:38
>> Can I shit on kick streamers for a little bit?
00:48:40
>> Yeah.
00:48:41
>> Which one?
00:48:42
>> Jack Doherty.
00:48:43
>> Of course.
00:48:44
>> Did you see it?
00:48:45
>> Of course.
00:48:46
>> Did you see it, Abby?
00:48:47
>> Yeah.
00:48:48
>> What a fucking retard.
00:48:49
>> I mean, the kids would have always been like that kind of- >> He's a professional idiot.
00:48:52
>> That could have killed people.
00:48:54
>> Yeah.
00:48:55
>> His friend was bleeding from his head.
00:48:56
>> Ah, he was fine.
00:48:58
Like- >> Wow.
00:48:59
>> And he could have had a concussion or something.
00:49:00
That would have been bad.
00:49:01
But like, no, just so that- he didn't have that much blood on his face, it was fine.
00:49:05
>> Not really.
00:49:06
Like, I mean, because you have a lot of blood vessels on your face, I mean- >> Sure.
00:49:09
>> You could have yourself a little bit.
00:49:10
It's really not that bad.
00:49:11
>> I cut my head last night.
00:49:12
>> Yeah.
00:49:13
>> So I was also bleeding quite a bit.
00:49:14
However, he's still bleeding, and it's from- >> Okay.
00:49:18
>> Yeah.
00:49:19
>> Okay, so for anybody who doesn't know, there is this kid.
00:49:22
And kid, he's like 20 years old, right?
00:49:24
But basically kid, and looks 14.
00:49:28
And he's driving down the highway in the express lane.
00:49:32
And it's like pouring down rain, like crazy rain.
00:49:35
And he's in a McLaren, which is a performance car.
00:49:38
This is like a super fast car.
00:49:40
It's meant to drive on, you know, like just regular roads.
00:49:43
And usually performance tires aren't very good at gripping onto the road whenever it's wet.
00:49:48
And so he thought it would be a good idea too.
00:49:50
And of course, I mean, this goes without saying, but he's on his phone at the same time.
00:49:54
But he's driving, and he's going like 75 miles an hour, then he starts flooring it.
00:49:59
Where all the other car's next to him, it's like they're not even moving.
00:50:03
And then he just spins out.
00:50:04
He hydroplanes, and he hits the fucking wall, he hits the guardrail.
00:50:08
And then he is totally fine.
00:50:11
His friend, his cameraman, his bleeding, and he's like, "Keep recording me, keep recording me."
00:50:15
And then he goes to the hospital and he, like, takes a picture with this other guy for an attention.
00:50:22
And then right after that, he starts promoting some girls-only fans.
00:50:24
Well, he's been permanently banned from kick.
00:50:27
Dude, if you're permanently banned from kick, it's like, where do you go?
00:50:31
That's like you get shadow banned from the shadow realm.
00:50:34
But what's crazy is though, it's not going to change anything at all.
00:50:40
Do you mean for him or for the platform?
00:50:41
No, for the fucking platform, which is code.
00:50:43
I don't care.
00:50:44
Every other day.
00:50:45
I think that kick has any responsibility to do that, because at the end of the day, he's breaking the law, right?
00:50:52
He's operating a car while he's driving unsafe.
00:50:57
He's doing things that are crazy, accelerating, he's going way too fast.
00:51:02
He's also on his phone at the same time.
00:51:05
I don't want to see him get banned from kick.
00:51:08
I don't want to have, I mean, Eddie who runs kick, I don't want to outsource my morality to a fucking Australian billionaire that runs a gambling website.
00:51:17
I don't want to have him tell me what is and isn't good.
00:51:20
I want the kid to get arrested.
00:51:21
I want him to license taken away.
00:51:24
That's what really matters, because let's say, oh, he gets banned on kick, okay, he'll just go to YouTube.
00:51:29
He gets banned on YouTube.
00:51:30
He'll just go somewhere else.
00:51:31
He'll do it on Twitter.
00:51:32
So fair.
00:51:33
What you're saying?
00:51:34
100% agree.
00:51:35
The problem is that this has no happened about five times in the past three weeks.
00:51:39
I think kick being advertised is the new America, home of the free, something of the brave.
00:51:48
You can do anything.
00:51:49
There's no rules.
00:51:51
There were people who genuinely thought that you could have sex on kick, good drugs on kick.
00:51:55
>> Yeah, but I don't care about that.
00:51:56
Why would I care if somebody's having sex on, like there's porn websites, what am I going to care about kick for?
00:52:00
>> I think we need to establish that kick has rules, because you're on kick that doesn't mean that you can break laws.
00:52:09
>> Well, I mean, I don't think it really matters whether you're on kick or not.
00:52:13
If I go and I rob a bank and then the police are like, you're under arrest now, I'd say no I'm not.
00:52:18
I'm screaming on kick.
00:52:19
I'm not on Twitch.
00:52:20
>> But why are people doing this on that platform?
00:52:24
>> Okay.
00:52:25
>> Because what was the last thing you saw someone break a law on Twitch, that's someone in danger?
00:52:31
>> Pretty regularly.
00:52:32
I mean, it would happen.
00:52:33
Like, I'd have to really think about it.
00:52:34
Let me say.
00:52:35
>> Right, super kick, I wouldn't have to think about it.
00:52:36
>> Well, there have actually been a number of people that have been driving and then they hit somebody or they hit it.
00:52:41
There's a girl that hit a dog while she was driving.
00:52:44
>> On Twitch?
00:52:45
>> Yeah.
00:52:46
And this happened maybe six months ago or so.
00:52:48
>> Oh, well, that wasn't quick.
00:52:50
>> Yeah.
00:52:51
I mean, that's what I'm saying, right?
00:52:52
>> It doesn't count.
00:52:53
>> Well, it happens, though, right?
00:52:54
And also, of course, it's going to happen more on kick because Twitch doesn't exist.
00:52:58
Because kick does exist.
00:53:00
If kick didn't exist, a lot of these people would try to do more PG versions of this on Twitch.
00:53:05
And would you not agree that more crimes happen in rapid succession on kick the opposing bluffing?
00:53:13
>> I completely agree with you.
00:53:14
>> And why do you think that is?
00:53:15
>> The reason why it happens is because there's a lower probability of getting banned.
00:53:20
And I think that actually, the real reason why it happens is that there's a lower probability of getting arrested where they're doing the crimes.
00:53:27
Because the truth is that I've got a feeling that the guy that went to Japan and harassed people, or Jack Doherty, or Neon, or any of these guys, I have a feeling that they wouldn't do this in Saudi Arabia.
00:53:41
I just, I've got a feeling that that would not happen.
00:53:45
>> Wait, what is the, what is the, what is the connection?
00:53:47
I'm not understanding.
00:53:48
>> Because they have an insanely oppressive, extremely aggressive government.
00:53:53
And if they did that over there, they would be in jail.
00:53:56
It's the same as you think he's going to go to that in China?
00:53:58
No.
00:53:59
He'd be instantly in fucking jail.
00:54:01
They're doing it because they can get away with it.
00:54:03
And it's not because they can get away with it on Twitch, or sorry on kick, because they do it on YouTube, too.
00:54:08
People did tons of this stuff on YouTube.
00:54:10
It's really not about like Twitch or kick.
00:54:12
It's about YouTube or kick.
00:54:13
And like I specified and did tons of stuff like this, right?
00:54:17
Like the whole RV stream back in a day and every day.
00:54:19
>> I think it's like, it's like past tense.
00:54:20
Whereas this is like present tense with kick.
00:54:22
>> Well, of course it's present tense because kick is there on YouTube.
00:54:25
YouTube is a higher risk.
00:54:26
Of course people are going to, and I think that's like my proof, right?
00:54:29
Is that people always take the lowest risk option.
00:54:33
And so that's the reason why like, you know, anytime that these people are starting fights, are always starting fights with people that are smaller than them, you know, or somebody that like, you know, they think that they can get away from, et cetera,
00:54:43
or like, won't like attack them.
00:54:45
So I don't really care if kick bands, these guys are not, I don't really think it matters.
00:54:48
I think the police need to put them in jail, right?
00:54:52
>> How is that?
00:54:53
>> I take the kid's license away.
00:54:55
It's not even a question.
00:54:56
I think they should be put in jail and maybe kick just says, hey guys, we're not cool with this and we're going to be more strict on bands to prevent this from happening in the future.
00:55:04
>> I don't care if they're more strict or not.
00:55:05
I don't want to, like, I don't want to fall into the trap of expecting a company that has no other goal, other than profit, to be dictating my morality.
00:55:17
Like I don't want them to tell me what I can and can't do, outside of like extreme, like super extreme exceptions.
00:55:24
>> I'm okay with them.
00:55:25
Tell me that if it's saying, hey guys, let's not sexually assault people, let's not do crime.
00:55:30
>> Well, that's the thing.
00:55:31
>> Yeah.
00:55:32
>> Hey guys, stop doing crimes.
00:55:33
>> But what I'm saying is like, I think that again, it's like my kick is the symptom and the law and like legal repercussions are the disease.
00:55:42
I want to see actual legal repercussions.
00:55:44
>> Has that thing happened yet?
00:55:45
>> No.
00:55:46
Of course not.
00:55:47
>> What?
00:55:48
>> Yeah.
00:55:49
>> I mean, here fucking retard got sent to jail, I mean, that not happened.
00:55:54
>> Which one?
00:55:55
>> The one who sucked next to it.
00:55:56
Did that not happen?
00:55:57
Was that bad?
00:55:58
>> I haven't heard that.
00:55:59
>> Yeah, I didn't hear that.
00:56:00
>> Fucking baited.
00:56:01
>> Where'd you hear that?
00:56:02
>> Damn, I thought it's an article.
00:56:03
Maybe I was wrong.
00:56:04
>> I hope he does.
00:56:05
But I find it to be very long.
00:56:06
>> Going to jail for looking next nipple or for something else.
00:56:10
>> I mean, doesn't that's absolutely valid?
00:56:12
I mean.
00:56:13
>> I don't think they'd put you in jail for that.
00:56:15
>> I think they should.
00:56:16
>> Yeah, I agree that they should, but I don't think that they would.
00:56:20
>> I mean, one of my homies got thrown in jail for like, three days is for carrying some pot.
00:56:25
You know, like, I don't know, I feel like going up and getting someone's space and this is kind of weird to do, don't you think?
00:56:31
>> Well, I think it's very obvious what the problem is, right?
00:56:34
If he had done that to a girl, he'd be in jail.
00:56:36
>> Yeah.
00:56:37
>> Everybody knows he'd be in jail.
00:56:38
>> Yeah.
00:56:39
>> So I think that like, if you apply that logic and it's like, I think the law should treat people equally.
00:56:43
>> Yeah.
00:56:44
>> Yes, he should have 100% be in jail.
00:56:46
>> God, we'll have it so he's not even a question.
00:56:49
>> Yeah.
00:56:50
>> Oh my goodness.
00:56:51
>> Yeah, that would have been nuts.
00:56:52
Well, I mean, I'm going to be honest.
00:56:53
>> I mean, most people who do stuff to women don't even go to jail, either.
00:56:57
>> It's a one in five ratio that usually people that get in trouble for it have done it five times before the time that they get in trouble.
00:57:05
>> Well, that's insane.
00:57:06
>> Yeah, it is.
00:57:07
And so, no, it's a super common thing.
00:57:09
>> Yeah.
00:57:10
>> And it's the case with everybody.
00:57:12
And it's just a matter of accountability.
00:57:14
I think that's really what the issue is.
00:57:16
And to me, I don't really have a lot of sympathy for people that are like that.
00:57:21
They're just bad actors, right?
00:57:22
They're doing something.
00:57:23
>> Absolutely.
00:57:24
>> Yeah, yeah.
00:57:25
You know that you're doing it.
00:57:26
You know that you're wrong.
00:57:27
You know that you're doing this maliciously.
00:57:30
Fuck you.
00:57:31
>> I would love to just, so when watching those kick-streams and reading the chat, it's like, what kind of person is actually invested and like, egging on this content?
00:57:42
I would love to just talk to one of those people in real life.
00:57:45
>> Okay.
00:57:46
Go to your local middle school.
00:57:48
>> You think that's a really old middle school?
00:57:50
Like, all of them?
00:57:51
>> Not all of them, right?
00:57:53
But like, I think that if you want to look at, what is the prime demographic for Jack Doherty?
00:57:59
>> Oh, yeah, for sure.
00:58:00
But I mean, even like those kick-streams where they just go around harassing people.
00:58:05
>> Exactly.
00:58:06
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>> I guess like, we're close enough probably.
00:59:00
Did you watch "Bumfight's Tech Don"? >> Yeah.
00:59:03
>> We're fresh enough everyone, one of this.
00:59:06
>> Yeah.
00:59:07
>> "Bumfights"? >> Yeah.
00:59:09
>> "Bumfights"? >> Yeah.
00:59:11
>> No, I did not watch.
00:59:12
That's what it was.
00:59:13
>> Oh.
00:59:14
>> That would have pissed me the fuck off if I saw that.
00:59:15
>> Okay.
00:59:16
Well, back in the day, there was a huge thing called "Bumfights".
00:59:17
I mean, do you remember "Bumfights"? >> No, I've never known "Bumfights".
00:59:19
>> Yeah.
00:59:20
It's way, way, way after you.
00:59:21
Well for us, "Bumfights" were like, whenever we were in a high school, they were massive.
00:59:28
And so these guys would pay "Bums" to do crazy insane stuff.
00:59:32
Just pay this guy $100 to take a baseball bat and just start busting out the windows of this guy's car while he's in the middle of traffic, right?
00:59:41
And we watched the fuck out of that.
00:59:43
And we were like 14 years old, right?
00:59:45
And it was like, we didn't really understand like, is this really bad, right?
00:59:48
It's still like, is this fiction or is it reality type thing?
00:59:53
And so I think that yeah, again, it's just like really young guys that haven't like really had their brains develop and they just think that it's like edgy, cool thing to do.
01:00:02
Yeah, I feel like it's super simple.
01:00:04
>> I was the same.
01:00:05
I mean, I was the same one I was the kid, I was obsessed with vandalism.
01:00:09
I love such a lot of fire.
01:00:11
I was just destroying anything I possibly could.
01:00:13
So, I understand this.
01:00:14
>> I've never broken the law.
01:00:16
>> Yeah, I've never broken the law.
01:00:18
I've never said anything on fire.
01:00:19
So, like, when people would like pillage back in the day and you know how the life expectancy was low, were they just like fucking middle schoolers?
01:00:28
>> So, I guess so.
01:00:29
>> So, well, I mean, okay, so you're asking this is on this question, right?
01:00:33
>> Yeah.
01:00:34
>> Repeated.
01:00:35
>> Okay.
01:00:36
So, you're saying like, these young boys, like tech tone, for example, like destroying things.
01:00:45
So it's like, okay, well, back in the day, the life expectancy was low.
01:00:49
And men would be pillaging and shit.
01:00:51
So were these, maybe these guys were just like 16, you know, doing what boys do.
01:00:57
>> So, get out on the longboat, go raid the, you know, the, the British, I think that if you're talking about,
01:01:08
like, let's say Vikings, for example, I would probably bet that Vikings would actually start entering combat, probably at 15 to 16 if I had to guess, because like, at that point,
01:01:19
you're like 80% through most of your growth for most guys, or at least like, you know, to where like you can move around and, you know, be able to do stuff like 13, definitely fucking not, right?
01:01:29
Except for like, maybe some kid that's an archer or something like that, or like, you know, a kid that's handing, you know, arrows to the soldiers or something.
01:01:36
But no, well, back then, right, they would do it because it's like, there's nothing else to do.
01:01:41
>> Yeah.
01:01:42
>> If you're sitting there, it's called, there's no internet, you don't even know what internet is, there's no TV, of course, you're going to get on a boat and go find somebody to get it.
01:01:54
>> Yeah, like so, kick streamers and their viewers, just like the new pillagers.
01:01:56
>> Modern day Vikings.
01:01:57
>> Like pirates.
01:01:58
>> Pirates?
01:01:59
>> Pirates?
01:02:00
Okay.
01:02:01
>> Yeah.
01:02:02
>> Well, we actually do have pirates still.
01:02:03
>> Yeah, but.
01:02:04
>> Yeah.
01:02:05
>> So, there's a really good question I want to talk about later.
01:02:07
>> What?
01:02:08
>> Well, I don't want to say it yet, I want to say thank you first for one.
01:02:13
>> Well, there's been some clips circulating me begging for raids the other day.
01:02:17
When you give me one.
01:02:19
>> Thank you for the $16,000, sir.
01:02:21
>> For sure.
01:02:22
>> For sure.
01:02:23
>> Absolutely.
01:02:24
>> Half of that after the stream.
01:02:25
>> $16,000.
01:02:26
>> Yeah, absolutely.
01:02:27
>> I had two bounties and one for once, one for black with Wukong.
01:02:29
>> Yeah.
01:02:30
>> That shit was fire.
01:02:31
>> Con.
01:02:32
>> That shit was good as fuck.
01:02:34
Do you get bounties?
01:02:36
>> I don't even get subs.
01:02:38
>> That's right, do you get bounties?
01:02:39
>> I do, yeah.
01:02:40
>> We are getting so many right now and they're finally paying good.
01:02:44
I don't understand.
01:02:46
>> Christmas.
01:02:48
>> How do you do bounties without a raid?
01:02:52
>> You really can't.
01:02:53
>> I am so poorly designed, I hate it.
01:03:05
>> Okay.
01:03:06
Bounties are built in Twitch sponsors that you can go to this tab and be like, okay, play this game for an hour.
01:03:13
We'll pay you this much when you stop it.
01:03:15
Yeah, they're literally daily quests and it'll say like, okay, you play for an hour will give you $2,000, right?
01:03:23
And then you expand it and they'll say you average a thousand viewers.
01:03:28
It'll say we'll pay you the max amount if you get a thousand five hundred viewers.
01:03:32
So it'll pick like your peak, but like a little bit higher than your peak.
01:03:38
So if you're at your normal viewers, you only actually get half.
01:03:43
But if you get a raid, then you could do like the full amount or whatever.
01:03:47
So I think it's because they do want you to get a raid so then they can go to the sponsor and be like, wow, look, it's like, look how many numbers or they only have to pay you like half.
01:03:57
>> I think it's so bullshit.
01:03:58
>> It's definitely the second one.
01:04:00
>> Yeah.
01:04:01
>> Because like, for sure.
01:04:02
During my summer thought, I've been sitting around somewhere between 5.1 and 5.5, 5,000 viewers.
01:04:07
I get a bounty and it says, you must have 7,867 viewers and like, what the fuck am I supposed to do for that?
01:04:14
It makes no sense.
01:04:15
And it goes for a higher number than your normal.
01:04:17
>> No, the reason why they do that, so you think about it logically, a bigger number would get more people to click on it, do you want to make a hundred dollars or a hundred and fifty dollars?
01:04:25
>> Absolutely, a hundred and fifty dollars.
01:04:26
>> Right, every single time.
01:04:28
And so that's going to induce streamers to click on it more often.
01:04:32
And you have to assume that if Twitch is providing the service, Twitch gets something out of the service naturally, right?
01:04:38
And so if Twitch is getting something out of the service, it would logically make sense for them to make the service the most appealing that they possibly can be, right?
01:04:45
>> They're pocketing at least 50% of the ad rather based on normal sponsor rates.
01:04:50
>> 100%.
01:04:51
>> Yeah.
01:04:52
>> I think more actually.
01:04:53
>> Yeah.
01:04:54
Maybe like around 60%.
01:04:55
>> Yeah.
01:04:56
>> Yeah.
01:04:57
>> It depends, right?
01:04:58
I mean, I remember when I got them on my main channel, well I couldn't get, I actually could not get bounties.
01:05:02
>> Oh God.
01:05:03
>> Yeah.
01:05:04
>> You have a main channel.
01:05:05
Remember that?
01:05:06
>> Remember that.
01:05:07
>> That's retired, right?
01:05:08
>> I don't know.
01:05:09
Yeah, I guess so.
01:05:10
>> I don't even think there's a, is there anybody point to go back?
01:05:13
>> It's in the shadow realm now.
01:05:14
>> You what?
01:05:15
>> Like, yeah, I guess.
01:05:17
And so, well, back then, this is like a humble brag.
01:05:21
I had so many viewers that it would not give me bounties.
01:05:25
>> That's insane.
01:05:26
>> Yep, me, I remember.
01:05:27
>> Oh, you're also in the perfect zone for bounties because the scaling for how much they pay falls off after about 8,000 viewers.
01:05:37
You're in the sweet spot.
01:05:38
>> Yeah.
01:05:39
People don't get that.
01:05:40
Is that people think that like, people who have like 20,000 get way more than people who were like 5,000 because I also, you know, I do a lot of ads.
01:05:48
>> Yeah, also like when you, like, when XQC, I'd like 100K, how many sponsors are like?
01:05:53
>> Yeah, for them.
01:05:54
>> Yeah, they can't afford it.
01:05:55
>> I'm getting like 13 sponsors a month, and I'm getting, I mean, I don't know.
01:05:59
I can't imagine how many times y'all took a sponsor.
01:06:02
And they said, well, this is all the budget we have, so I hope that you'll just take it.
01:06:07
>> I've gotten a lot of things are really good for me.
01:06:12
>> Great.
01:06:13
>> Yeah, I'd say that.
01:06:14
Things are really good.
01:06:15
>> That'd be too.
01:06:16
>> Yeah.
01:06:17
>> Great.
01:06:18
>> I'm not worried at all.
01:06:20
But I actually, to be fair, I actually put work into my sponsor, like, streams in general.
01:06:25
And like, I know what I'm talking about with the games.
01:06:27
And so I usually make YouTube videos about them, too.
01:06:30
>> Yeah.
01:06:31
I love sponsors.
01:06:32
They make me so happy.
01:06:33
>> I like the money.
01:06:35
That's my favorite part.
01:06:36
>> The money's really cool.
01:06:37
>> Yeah.
01:06:38
>> I like when you do a bounty, it appears on your revenue chart, and it's like that giant yellow bar.
01:06:42
>> I've been very up front about how much money I've made the Submathons over.
01:06:46
>> How much?
01:06:47
>> Well, I've invested $19,700 into Submathons and Submathons activity so far.
01:06:53
>> So you have to preface it so it's a lot?
01:06:56
>> Yes.
01:06:57
>> How much?
01:06:58
>> I might have to pay 29,700 in case there's any discrepancies.
01:07:02
>> Okay.
01:07:03
>> I might have to give $10,000 away twice.
01:07:06
>> Okay.
01:07:07
>> But we'll see.
01:07:08
>> Wait, why would that happen?
01:07:09
>> If there are two separate winners for the- >> But how would there be two?
01:07:13
>> Well, so the thing is, so just to make sure that everything is legal.
01:07:18
>> Yeah.
01:07:19
>> I don't know if I'll have to do this yet.
01:07:21
I might give the last person to Sub, 10 grand, as well as a random person who followed.
01:07:29
Right?
01:07:30
So I might have to do that.
01:07:32
>> Give him a hundred bucks.
01:07:34
>> Six dollars.
01:07:35
>> Six dollars.
01:07:36
You're so right.
01:07:37
>> Yeah.
01:07:38
>> I would do it.
01:07:39
I would be over the moon if I got a hundred bucks for following someone, a 10,000.
01:07:43
That's crazy.
01:07:44
>> Yeah.
01:07:45
>> Yeah.
01:07:46
>> Yeah.
01:07:47
>> But yeah.
01:07:48
I got my brand.
01:07:50
>> Oh, yeah.
01:07:51
So I've made around, I think I've made around 60, 70,000 so far.
01:07:54
>> And how long's it been going on?
01:07:56
>> Seven days.
01:07:57
>> Seven days.
01:07:58
Okay.
01:07:59
>> It's about 10 days.
01:08:00
>> It's getting ready.
01:08:01
That's pretty good.
01:08:02
>> Yeah.
01:08:03
It feels good.
01:08:04
>> Yeah.
01:08:05
>> Adorevenue is kind of rough right now.
01:08:06
>> Really?
01:08:07
>> I wouldn't know.
01:08:08
>> Yeah.
01:08:09
>> I heard that from other people as well.
01:08:10
>> Yeah.
01:08:11
It is very rough.
01:08:12
It is like surprising.
01:08:13
>> It's like, I didn't notice.
01:08:14
It looks good to me as usual.
01:08:16
>> Yeah.
01:08:17
>> Yeah.
01:08:18
>> Yeah.
01:08:19
>> I mean, I, yeah.
01:08:20
>> Everything's, I'm, I'm great.
01:08:21
>> Same viewer count from last one of this month.
01:08:23
>> Uh-huh.
01:08:24
>> Down 40 percent.
01:08:25
>> I mean.
01:08:26
>> Advertisers are leaving.
01:08:27
>> I don't know if you're real.
01:08:28
I'm still making it insane about the money I don't care.
01:08:31
I just like, that's very interesting.
01:08:33
I think I did suddenly pick the worst month ever to do this on a thought.
01:08:37
I also could have done it in fucking September.
01:08:40
That was my idea.
01:08:41
But then I had to do camp.
01:08:42
>> No, you should have done September or December.
01:08:46
>> Well, the idea is just keep going until the summer.
01:08:49
>> Oh, geez.
01:08:50
>> And then you ended in January, like, oh, I don't know guys.
01:08:54
>> January 30th.
01:08:55
>> Yeah.
01:08:56
>> Yeah.
01:08:57
>> New day, new me, no money.
01:08:58
I'm gone.
01:08:59
>> There really is no reason for me to end if I'm allowed to sleep.
01:09:04
>> Uh-huh.
01:09:05
>> And I've been getting about six to six and a half hours.
01:09:07
I thought I only got four, but- >> That's not so good.
01:09:10
>> Yeah, I'm feeling okay though.
01:09:11
>> It's great.
01:09:12
>> Yeah.
01:09:13
>> And my homies will let me take a nap.
01:09:14
They'll take over.
01:09:15
I got my homies on and so fear they're- >> You're watching them, aren't you?
01:09:17
>> Yeah, I'm watching them.
01:09:18
They're grinding packs for TCG.
01:09:21
I told them for every ghost card they get, I'm going to give them both a hundred dollars.
01:09:24
>> Wow.
01:09:25
>> They'll be grinding me for two hours because somebody they've gotten- >> How many?
01:09:28
>> Zero.
01:09:29
>> Welcome.
01:09:30
>> There you go.
01:09:31
>> Scan the lights.
01:09:32
>> Yeah.
01:09:33
>> They don't know the numbers.
01:09:34
>> No, they don't.
01:09:35
>> That's perfect.
01:09:36
>> Okay.
01:09:37
>> So you're expecting- >> So like if you make $10,000 every single day, you'll make a million dollars off the sub-a-thon if it goes to the end of the year.
01:09:46
>> That would be nice.
01:09:47
>> That would be the- >> Yeah.
01:09:49
>> I would definitely go on a week vacation.
01:09:51
>> Yeah.
01:09:52
>> Take a little break.
01:09:53
>> Yeah, I would- >> I'm going to Japan in January.
01:09:55
>> Uh-huh.
01:09:56
>> I will probably go to the Bahamas.
01:10:01
>> Damn.
01:10:02
>> Never been.
01:10:03
>> I've never been.
01:10:04
>> Figured it's important to go.
01:10:05
The reason why I want to go isn't because I want to go to Bahamas, but so many people have told me to go to the Bahamas, I don't think it'll be that good.
01:10:13
And so I want to find out for myself.
01:10:15
>> Okay.
01:10:16
>> It's like Paris.
01:10:17
>> Yeah.
01:10:18
>> No, Paris has to suck balls.
01:10:19
>> They didn't know that.
01:10:20
>> I heard it say- >> Yeah.
01:10:22
>> Oh.
01:10:23
>> Oh wow.
01:10:24
>> Yeah, I heard it's a PVP server now.
01:10:26
>> It's a PVP server?
01:10:27
>> Yeah.
01:10:28
>> What does that mean?
01:10:29
>> Well, it means that exactly what it sounds like.
01:10:33
>> It's a war zone.
01:10:34
>> Well, there's people like with knives, there's like a huge migrant problem there.
01:10:38
There's garbage everywhere.
01:10:39
I don't know like really how true this is, because it's always like editorialized on the news.
01:10:45
But yeah, it sure seems like a crazy area.
01:10:47
I would not want to go there now.
01:10:49
>> There's two questions left that I want to ask before we wrap it up.
01:10:53
>> Okay.
01:10:54
>> Why would anybody that's not an illegal immigrant be pro-illegal immigrant?
01:11:00
>> I think that people do it out of a sense of empathy.
01:11:05
That's the reason why.
01:11:06
They think like, well, these people just had bad spawn RNG, so we can let them come here, because it's better here than it is where they're at.
01:11:15
That's why.
01:11:16
>> I mean, I guess it's the way they could perceive it.
01:11:19
>> Well, I'm telling you what they're thinking.
01:11:21
>> Yeah, okay.
01:11:22
>> Like I'm not saying that's the right way to look at it.
01:11:24
I'm just saying that's what they're thinking.
01:11:25
>> Yeah, I just feel like as a guy who has migrated to another country and a guy who's got other than going to migrate from other countries.
01:11:32
>> Yeah.
01:11:33
>> It's really not that difficult to do things the right way.
01:11:36
>> There's a lot of reasons why people don't do it, right?
01:11:39
>> Yeah.
01:11:40
>> At the end of the day, I don't give a shit.
01:11:41
>> Yeah.
01:11:42
>> It doesn't matter to me.
01:11:43
>> I don't care.
01:11:44
>> Yeah, I don't care.
01:11:45
>> Yeah, if you ain't supposed to be here, don't be here.
01:11:48
>> That's also what I think.
01:11:49
I'm going to say, well, it's against the law.
01:11:51
I think there are very little laws that I disagree with.
01:11:54
Trying to look at the law that y'all think is bullshit.
01:11:59
>> I think the speed limit in some highways is bullshit.
01:12:02
>> I think that you should have weed regulated alcohol.
01:12:06
>> Absolutely.
01:12:07
>> Yeah.
01:12:08
>> Yeah.
01:12:09
>> The side.
01:12:10
>> We're getting there.
01:12:11
>> Yeah.
01:12:12
I think maybe voting should be 21 instead of 18.
01:12:18
I could probably come up with a few more.
01:12:20
>> Okay, I think if you're old enough to deploy, you should also be allowed to drink and smoke weed.
01:12:29
Last question of the day.
01:12:31
>> Okay.
01:12:32
>> What game do you want a remake or sequel to?
01:12:34
And why, Emmy?
01:12:36
>> A remake or a sequel to?
01:12:38
>> That's such a fun question.
01:12:42
>> I don't know if you've played this.
01:12:45
I've been really wishing there was another Danganronpa game.
01:12:48
I love the Danganronpa game.
01:12:49
>> I've never played one.
01:12:51
I really wanted it.
01:12:52
>> I think you would like some.
01:12:53
>> Do you think it's good on streams?
01:12:55
>> Um, it's the, um, honestly, no, but they're really good.
01:13:02
>> I'll play one anyways.
01:13:03
How long are they?
01:13:05
>> 20 hours?
01:13:06
>> I'll crush one.
01:13:07
I'll do the one with junk all of it.
01:13:10
>> She's in all of them.
01:13:12
>> You got to do all of them, though.
01:13:14
>> I got to do all of them.
01:13:15
>> Yeah.
01:13:16
>> They're designers, so sick.
01:13:17
What about you?
01:13:18
>> A psyched remake, any game or have any game.
01:13:22
I mean, I want Elden Ring too.
01:13:24
>> Elden Ring?
01:13:25
>> Yeah.
01:13:26
>> Blackness, who come too?
01:13:27
>> Yeah, exactly.
01:13:28
Um, so like an old game, I would really like to see a newer version of something like Secret of Mana.
01:13:35
I think that would be really, really cool.
01:13:38
Or, I mean, my perfect game would be Legend of Zelda, Link to the Past, Part 2,
01:13:49
made by From Software.
01:13:50
>> That would be crazy.
01:13:53
>> That would be it.
01:13:54
Because like, again, like Zelda used to not be for girls, man.
01:13:58
Like this, she used to be dark, and it was amazing.
01:14:01
>> Nintendo would never.
01:14:03
>> They would never.
01:14:04
You're right.
01:14:05
>> I've been playing Mario Kart and stuff for like that gauntlet thing.
01:14:08
Nintendo's shit is just so scuffed for no reason.
01:14:12
>> Yeah.
01:14:13
>> I don't know why.
01:14:15
It's like the switch, I think, is the problem.
01:14:18
It's the hard way.
01:14:19
>> It is.
01:14:20
>> It absolutely is.
01:14:21
>> It's like everybody, like the switch is basically like, I think probably most phones are better than a switch by now.
01:14:26
It's terrible.
01:14:27
>> I can't believe the switch to isn't out already.
01:14:28
>> I don't know if it's because of like, they want to keep the price point low.
01:14:32
It might be that because like, the Steam Deck is really good, but it's like three times the price.
01:14:36
>> Yeah, it is.
01:14:37
>> It's probably because they want to keep the price low.
01:14:39
>> And that's what they did back in the day, too.
01:14:41
Like the Game Gear was way more expensive than the Game Boy, but the Game Boy was way more popular.
01:14:46
>> Yeah.
01:14:47
I think for me, I would, as a hope of two choices, as a hope for my childhood, just to finally make the Banjo 3E sequel and just to do it right,
01:14:59
because everybody wanted that.
01:15:02
It never happened.
01:15:04
Nuts and bolts was a fucking joke and a spit in the face of all Banjo Kazooie fans.
01:15:08
So Banjo 3 made by Rareware and Nintendo for the switch, too, would be great.
01:15:13
Just make it, just like Odyssey, but Banjo and Kazooie, and then if not that, then I would make, because nothing exists like it on the market,
01:15:25
a new Viva Pignata game.
01:15:27
>> Okay.
01:15:28
>> There's no good farming simulator games with like animal catching aspects, so a new Viva Pignata.
01:15:35
>> I never play that shit, I don't even know what that is.
01:15:38
>> Yeah, I know what it is.
01:15:39
>> And it's so frustrating.
01:15:40
It's so fucking good.
01:15:41
>> All the world, but without the fucked up parts, actually no, there's some kind of sad stuff in Viva Pignata.
01:15:46
>> This guy co-professor, Pastor, every three days, he comes to your garden and he just kills your favorite thing.
01:15:52
>> So he pastures you?
01:15:53
>> Yep.
01:15:54
>> Good one.
01:15:55
>> And it's fucking effuriating.
01:15:56
>> Uh-huh.
01:15:57
>> So you glitch the game so we can't show up anymore.
01:15:59
>> Nice.
01:16:00
>> Yep.
01:16:01
>> Did you have any favorite ones that like they did eaten by something else?
01:16:03
>> Yeah, I think go to Coca-Dial.
01:16:04
It was a big, nice crocodile.
01:16:06
>> Did he buy a hippo or something?
01:16:08
>> He blew up.
01:16:09
Professor blew up.
01:16:10
>> Huh?
01:16:11
>> Yep.
01:16:12
>> Master's what happens?
01:16:13
>> Yep.
01:16:14
>> Have you guys, by the way, have you guys seen the mood thing, the little hippo?
01:16:17
>> Oh yeah.
01:16:18
>> Yeah, that thing's so stupid, it's good.
01:16:22
>> I think it's going to kill someone one day.
01:16:24
>> Yep.
01:16:25
>> I do.
01:16:27
>> And the thing is, if you look at it and you like everybody all the time, like it's playing it with like all this like little fucking teletubbies music, oh, it's so cute.
01:16:37
It's so cute.
01:16:38
I've heard it without the music.
01:16:41
This thing is a fucking fiend and it's sitting there and it's biting people and it will learn and it will crave the taste of flesh before it is even an adult.
01:16:53
>> Oh yeah.
01:16:54
>> Like I swore to God, within five years, we are going to read "Mudang" either kills or injures, you know, exactly for somebody that gets into the pen.
01:17:04
They want to play with "Mudang", "Mudang", fucking bites them.
01:17:08
>> Oh my God.
01:17:09
>> Oh, I'm playing.
01:17:10
It's playing.
01:17:11
>> Oh my God.
01:17:12
Harambe too.
01:17:13
No.
01:17:14
>> Yeah, look at this.
01:17:15
No, no, I think "Mudang" is way more hippos are like five times more dangerous than a gorilla.
01:17:23
>> Oh yeah.
01:17:24
>> Like hippos are like super overpowered.
01:17:27
And so if you, they are, they're super, like if they don't swim, they just walk.
01:17:34
That's how dense they are.
01:17:35
>> Yeah.
01:17:36
The article says they don't even have to attack people to kill them.
01:17:39
>> Yeah.
01:17:40
They just do what they want.
01:17:41
So "Mudang" will, yeah, and look at what "Mudang" is doing.
01:17:46
Every time it is biting people, it is voracious.
01:17:50
>> You know what?
01:17:51
It's going to kill somebody.
01:17:52
>> You know what?
01:17:53
All eat "Mudang" before it kills anyone.
01:17:54
>> Okay.
01:17:55
>> Is "Mudang" like some endangered kind of hippo?
01:17:59
>> It's a smaller hippo, but that doesn't mean that it can't still injure somebody.
01:18:04
>> It can probably still injure somebody.
01:18:06
>> It's "Mudang" the end of the bloodline.
01:18:07
>> Yeah.
01:18:08
>> They're going to shoot him.
01:18:09
>> That won't be the last.
01:18:10
>> No.
01:18:11
>> Imagine the livestream putting down "Mudang" after it kills like some kid.
01:18:17
>> No.
01:18:18
>> I don't know if so many people like that so fucked up.
01:18:21
>> Yeah, dude, that'd be worse than "Horombie."
01:18:23
>> I know.
01:18:24
Because like everybody like "Grupple" it's so cute, it's so cute.
01:18:28
>> Bang!
01:18:29
>> No.
01:18:30
>> Well, I guess we should put today's episode out.
01:18:33
>> Okay.
01:18:34
>> Oh God.
01:18:35
Don't show me a hippo.
01:18:36
>> Yeah.
01:18:37
See that?
01:18:38
>> No, I'm pissed.
01:18:39
I'm thinking about that hedgehog hippo from the DLC.
01:18:40
>> If that was all.
01:18:41
>> Oh my God.
01:18:42
He was so bad.
01:18:43
>> I hated him.
01:18:44
>> I was the worst fight.
01:18:45
>> Well, boys, make sure to follow us on our YouTube channel.
01:18:49
>> We have the comments.
01:18:50
>> Oh, we're doing those?
01:18:51
>> Yeah.
01:18:52
If we have the comments, I can read them.
01:18:53
>> Okay.
01:18:54
Do we have those?
01:18:55
>> Yeah.
01:18:56
Well, I'll see.
01:18:57
>> No comments.
01:18:58
>> No comments on the last video.
01:18:59
>> Wow.
01:19:00
I can't believe it.
01:19:01
What is the prize?
01:19:02
>> The show's ending.
01:19:03
>> We finally fell off, guys.
01:19:04
>> Yep.
01:19:05
Seven, that's right.
01:19:06
>> Great.
01:19:07
Well, make sure to check out the Patreon.
01:19:08
>> Absolutely.
01:19:09
>> We're going to work hard in an episode right now.
01:19:11
>> Yeah.
01:19:12
>> And, man, I fucking love Black Mythical.
01:19:14
>> That's okay.
01:19:15
>> I'm excited to tell you guys how easily I beat the final boss when I go up to it.
01:19:19
>> I'm excited to react to it for three hours.
01:19:21
>> It took my buddy two and a half days to beat it.
01:19:23
>> The final boss?
01:19:24
>> Yeah, Mr.
01:19:25
Pokey?
01:19:25
>> No.
01:19:26
>> Yeah, two and a half days.
01:19:27
>> Two days?
01:19:28
>> No.
01:19:29
>> What?
01:19:30
>> He got you, man.
01:19:31
>> No.
01:19:32
>> Come on.
01:19:33
He's not bad.
01:19:34
>> I'm sorry, man.
01:19:35
>> That's crazy.
01:19:36
>> I'm sorry, man.
01:19:37
You know what I mean?
01:19:38
>> Two and a half days.
01:19:39
>> Yep.
01:19:40
>> Jesus.
01:19:41
>> Yep.
01:19:42
>> Was that the hardest fight for him?
01:19:43
>> I don't know.
01:19:44
Didn't tell him about it.
01:19:45
>> There's no way.
01:19:46
>> You guys don't want to talk about it.
01:19:47
>> You guys don't want to talk about it.
01:19:48
>> Yeah.
01:19:49
>> Yeah.
01:19:50
>> I do a taste.
01:19:51
>> It's so good.
01:19:52
>> I just thought I'm remembering all of it.
01:19:53
>> I can tune into his stream.
01:19:54
He was fighting four monkeys at the same time.
01:19:55
That's all I saw.
01:19:56
>> Okay.
01:19:57
>> I don't know.
01:19:58
I don't know if that was the final fight.
01:19:59
I have no idea.
01:20:00
>> Well, I guess you'll find down.
01:20:01
>> It's like the celestial elders or something.
01:20:03
I don't know.
01:20:04
>> Yeah.
01:20:05
>> Maybe I'm wrong.
01:20:06
Who does?
01:20:07
We will see y'all next week.
01:20:09
Peace.
01:20:10
>> See ya.
01:20:11
[ Music ] >> I need you to tell me this is a horrible take or not.
01:20:49
>> Okay.
01:20:50
>> Obviously dying to cancer would suck.
01:20:53
>> Yeah.
01:20:54
>> However, I think knowing, okay guys, I have this amount of time left.
01:20:59
And you getting a good body or loved ones is kind of beautiful in a very sad way.
01:21:04
>> I don't know.
01:21:05
>> I think it's worse in a lot of ways too, because they watch you wither away and know that you're dying.
01:21:10
>> Yeah.
01:21:11
>> You do that either way though.
01:21:12
>> You just get popped off.
01:21:13
That's it.
01:21:14
You're done.
01:21:15
>> That's true.
01:21:16
You wouldn't want an old age death.
01:21:17
You would want to just get popped.
01:21:18
>> Absolutely.
01:21:19
>> Yeah.
01:21:20
>> What age?
01:21:21
>> I don't know.
01:21:22
Like, as old as possible.
01:21:23
I just wouldn't want to have, you know, tomorrow.
01:21:26
No.
01:21:27
Like, no.
01:21:29
No.
01:21:30
I mean, definitely like, I feel like that's like a best case scenario.
01:21:35
You get decapitated by a roller coaster.
01:21:37
You don't even know what happened and you're already done, you know?
01:21:42
>> Yeah.
01:21:43
>> I think so.
01:21:44