Charch Is Ready to Take On Johnny Ringo In A Gunfight!

From the Fab Five, To the Portal Fabricated Five

On Trying Too Hard, And Not Even Being Allowed to Try

He Done Shook His Fist At The Clouds So Hard, His Arm Wore Out!

Has Apple Hit the End of the Innovation Road?

Butchy Once Had His Shot With Erin Andrews, But Percocet Shut Him Down!

MLB's New ABS Challenge System Is An Electric Factory

Another Duke Choke For The Ages!

There's Too Many Jaylin's In the NBA (And Jalens, and Jaylons...)

Making Good Movies, Shouldn't Require A "Hail Mary"

"Balls The Size of Church Bells"

True Happiness, Is Only 5 Bags of Mulch

The World Baseball Classic, Delivered Just That... And More!

So A Mormon Decided To Become An NFL Degenerate

The Cat Ate My Bracket

A Whole Lot Less Bracket Racket Than Normal

The Ravens Double-Cross the Raiders on Maxx Crosby

The NBA Decides That "Magic City" Is Just A Cultural Bridge Too Far

"The Mid-Majors Are Lucky To Still Be Included"

Ain't Nothin' Gettin' Solved In A 40 Person 2-Hour Meeting