The Breakdown: Unfiltered Radio with Aaron Barker, Bearded Pastor, and Miss Information Erica Sauer

🎙️ Hosts: Aaron Barker & Bryan “The Bearded Pastor” 🧔

Welcome to “The Breakdown” podcast, where we dive headfirst into the deep end of the news pool, scoop up the weirdest headlines, and serve them up with a side of sarcasm, humor, and a sprinkle of absurdity. Buckle up, because we’re about to take you on a wild ride through the latest happenings—from Aaron’s pet peeves to J.D. Vance’s responses. Let’s get started!

8:04 AM - The Breakdown Intro

Buckle up, folks! It’s time to dive into the madness. Our hosts set the stage for the day’s shenanigans, giving you a sneak peek into the hilarity that’s about to unfold. Expect witty banter, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs.

8:09 AM - Aaron’s Pet Peeves

From dads driving with daughters in their laps to the most trivial annoyances, Aaron’s got a bone to pick. Listen as Aaron vents about the little things that drive him up the wall, and find out if you share any of his pet peeves. Spoiler: It’s a conspiracy!

8:11 AM - J.D. Vance Making Some Noise

J.D. Vance and Jennifer Aniston go head-to-head in a battle of wits and words. J.D. delivers an epic response that leaves everyone in stitches. Popcorn, anyone? This segment is all about the unexpected and the hilarious, as our hosts break down the latest celebrity drama.

First Break

Time to catch your breath and maybe grab a snack, or subscribe to the Substack!

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8:33 AM - Boycott You Because of Who You Donate To

The wild world of boycotts and the moral dilemmas of donations. Our hosts dive into the complexities of boycotting companies and individuals based on their donations, exploring the ethical gray areas and the often absurd consequences.

Boycotts Are Impractical

8:38 AM - Can You Righteously Contribute from Filthy Sources?

The ethics of dirty money and clean intentions. This segment tackles the age-old question: Can you do good with money that comes from questionable sources? Our hosts debate the pros and cons, with plenty of humor and sarcasm along the way.

8:53 AM - You Are Sitting WHERE? My Seat Matters! Identity Politics

The great seat debate and the politics of personal space. Our hosts explore the sometimes ridiculous world of identity politics, using the metaphor of seating arrangements to highlight the absurdity and the importance of personal space.

Hour 2 - 9:06 AM - Here We Go, Top of Hour Two

Round two, fight! Our hosts kick off the second hour with renewed energy and even more outrageous topics. Get ready for another round of laughs and thought-provoking discussions.

9:10 AM - Stripper Selling VAX Cards… Gets Sentenced

The bizarre tale of a stripper, fake vax cards, and justice served. This segment delves into the strange and often hilarious world of crime and punishment, with our hosts providing their unique and humorous take on the situation.

9:18 AM - Lady Steals from a Church to Play on TikTok

When social media stunts go too far. Our hosts discuss the lengths people will go to for internet fame, and the often ridiculous consequences of their actions. Expect plenty of laughs and eye-rolls.

9:21 AM - Churches Need to Unify!

A call for unity in the most unexpected places. Our hosts explore the idea of unity within religious communities, with a healthy dose of humor and sarcasm. Can churches really come together, or is it just wishful thinking?

9:24 AM - Sonia Massey Shooting - Was There a Spiritual Aspect?

Exploring the deeper, spiritual side of a tragic event. Our hosts take a more serious turn, discussing the potential spiritual implications of a tragic shooting. Expect thoughtful insights and respectful discussions.

Third Break

Time to stretch those legs and maybe ponder life’s mysteries. Our hosts take another short break, giving you a moment to reflect on the discussions and prepare for the final stretch of the show.

9:32 AM - Let’s Wrap This Gig Up! Bottom of the 2nd Hour

The final stretch, folks! Our hosts begin to wind down the show, recapping the highlights and preparing for the grand finale. Don’t miss the last few laughs and insights!

9:40 AM - Bad Theology: Drag Queen Last Supper

Bryan is very upset

The intersection of religion and pop culture, with a side of sass. Our hosts tackle the controversial and often hilarious world of bad theology, using the example of a Drag Queen Last Supper to highlight the absurdity and the humor.

Love wins in the end.

9:52 AM - Erica Gives Aaron Sage Advice!!!

Erica’s wisdom shines through, and Aaron might just learn something. This segment features Erica’s thoughtful and often humorous advice, as she helps Aaron navigate the complexities of life with a smile.

10:01 AM - If You Like to Talk to Tomatoes… Mystic Gets Advice from Veggies

The whimsical world of talking vegetables and the advice they offer. Our hosts end the show on a light-hearted note, exploring the fun and often bizarre world of talking vegetables and the wisdom they impart.

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