Lou gets mad at Ethan for mentioning the government shutdown just 12 seconds into the show. They work through the confrontation, and Lou asks for a moment to talk about something serious. The boys have a really vulnerable moment.

Live & Local: A Connecticut man, nicknamed DJ Diddles, was arrested for exposing himself in public and is now awaiting a court date. This story reminds Lou of I-95 Morning Show friend Mandy Rose, who recently went double-cheeked out on Instagram.

Ethan and Dave react to Mandy’s photo, and soon the listeners start chiming in with their own takes.

Missed Headlines Round 1: More workplaces are going shoeless. Lionel Richie says Michael Jackson had a hygiene problem. A robbery suspect is caught after accidentally walking into the background of a live news report covering his own crimes.

Live & Local: A shirtless man breaks into a Connecticut elementary school while eating a sandwich. Naturally, the guys start wondering what kind of sandwich it was.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Turns out cheesemongers are a real thing, and a Philadelphia cheesemonger just became the first American to win a major international cheese competition. The Florida A&M football announcer is in trouble after making an Ozempic joke. Bill Burr defends performing at a controversial Saudi comedy festival.

Live & Local: A Stamford, Connecticut woman wins $1,000,000 on Wheel of Fortune.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A hangry wedding guest couldn't wait any longer for dinner. When 8:30 rolled around and food still hadn’t been served, she ordered a pizza. The bride was furious, and now the internet is divided over who was in the wrong. Also, the latest hot take online: coffee tables are pointless and a waste of money.

Don Barnes, co-founder and vocalist of .38 Special, has an exclusive chat with the I-95 Morning Show about the band’s 50th anniversary and their new album.

Plus: Vintage micro-interviews with Mandy Rose (WWE), Billy Gardell (Mike & Molly), Andrew Dice Clay, and Alan Ruck (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off).