Would I Rather Be Chewed On By Rats Or Lit On Fire?

Ass Clownery... If You Will

A Couple Of Licks To The Noggin

F.A.F.O.

You Should Have Gotten Out of the Way!

Listen Here You Scabby Hag

Some Congress In The Left Lane Was Driving Slow

There Is A Spirit Of "We'll Whoop Your Ass"

My Fur Is Up

Round Round Get Around I Get Around

The Moment of Fear

Woolite Is So Exciting

Cesspool of Debauchery

The Tats on my Knuckles: Law & Order

Who's Calling Me???

I Hope I'm Not Described As "Kinda Dumb."

Drop A Deuce On Their Sandwich

My Mom Accidentally Ordered Her Fries Doggy Style Once

Looting For Illegals!

Do You Want a Frappucino?