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The episode begins with Brian expressing his current state of mind, feeling like he's in a dark fog and disappointed by everyone and everything. He clarifies that this isn't due to lack of sleep, as he's getting 14 hours a night. Brian and Grizz introduce their podcast, "The Commercial Break," and Brian shares a new idea: offering tickets to their live show or setting up a Patreon account. Brian recounts his mom's recent falls and the subsequent need to call the fire department. He reveals his mom's addiction to QVC, where she orders multiple sizes and colors of the same item and never returns them. Brian describes his frustrating experience calling 911 for his mom, who was unable to get out of her chair. He details the firefighters' arrival and the awkward situation with his kids, who were fascinated by the firefighters. Brian shares his mom's behavior at the hospital, where she repeatedly asks for pain medication despite not needing it. He also reveals that her nursing assistant was trying to get her dressed while she was on the gurney. Brian recounts a story his mom told him about Jane from Ohio, an 87-year-old resident of her retirement home who had to go to the emergency room because she got a vibrator stuck in her vagina. Brian discusses his plans for his 80s, including taking drugs and having an orgy. He then shares a story about a man on Instagram who pretends to be running for mayor of New York and is always drunk and partying. Brian mentions that he'll have his mom on the show in a few days. He also reminds listeners about their upcoming shows in Florida and encourages them to buy tickets. The hosts encourage listeners to purchase tickets for upcoming events, providing links to the venues' websites and social media. They also invite listeners to connect with them through various channels, including phone, text, and social media.

Outlines

00:00:00

Mom's Mishaps and QVC Addiction

Brian shares stories about his mom's recent falls, her QVC addiction, and a vibrator incident at her retirement home.

00:01:03

The Commercial Break Show and a Brilliant Idea

Brian and Grizz introduce their podcast, "The Commercial Break," and Brian shares a new idea: offering tickets to their live show or setting up a Patreon account.

00:21:41

The 911 Call and the Firefighter Encounter

Brian describes his frustrating experience calling 911 for his mom, who was unable to get out of her chair. He details the firefighters' arrival and the awkward situation with his kids, who were fascinated by the firefighters.

00:31:51

The Hospital Visit and Mom's Pain Medication Obsession

Brian shares his mom's behavior at the hospital, where she repeatedly asks for pain medication despite not needing it. He also reveals that her nursing assistant was trying to get her dressed while she was on the gurney.

00:38:18

Aging, Orgies, and the Mayor of New York

Brian discusses his plans for his 80s, including taking drugs and having an orgy. He then shares a story about a man on Instagram who pretends to be running for mayor of New York and is always drunk and partying.

00:44:50

Conclusion and Upcoming Shows

Brian mentions that he'll have his mom on the show in a few days. He also reminds listeners about their upcoming shows in Florida and encourages them to buy tickets.

00:51:09

Call to Action: Buy Tickets and Connect

The hosts encourage listeners to purchase tickets for upcoming events, providing links to the venues' websites and social media. They also invite listeners to connect with them through various channels, including phone, text, and social media.

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Q&A

• What is Brian's current state of mind and why does he feel this way?

  Brian feels like he's in a dark fog and disappointed by everyone and everything. He clarifies that this isn't due to lack of sleep, as he's getting 14 hours a night.

• What is Brian's new idea for "The Commercial Break" show?

  Brian suggests offering tickets to their live show, priced at $30, or setting up a Patreon account to support the show.

• What is Brian's mom's addiction and how does it affect him?

  Brian's mom is addicted to QVC and orders multiple sizes and colors of the same item, never returning them. This creates a burden for Brian, who has to deal with the excess items.

• What happened when Brian called 911 for his mom?

  Brian called 911 because his mom was unable to get out of her chair. The operator sent paramedics and firefighters, despite Brian's insistence that it wasn't an emergency.

• What is the story about Jane from Ohio?

  Jane, an 87-year-old resident of Brian's mom's retirement home, had to go to the emergency room because she got a vibrator stuck in her vagina.

• How can listeners purchase tickets for upcoming events mentioned in the podcast?

  Listeners can purchase tickets directly from the websites of the venues hosting the events. Links to these websites are provided in the show notes and on the podcast's social media platforms.

• What are the different ways listeners can connect with the podcast hosts?

  Listeners can connect through phone, text, and social media. The hosts provide their phone number and encourage listeners to reach out with questions, comments, concerns, content ideas, and more.

Show Notes