To:   elmira_store5894@starcinemas.com

Subject: April / May Team Update

URGENT

To any ushers who have yet to watch the interactive training DVD-ROM we sent out last month, this is your last warning. If you do not watch by next quarter you will be taken off the shift rota.

NEW RELEASES

Apparently people have been walking out of the new Meryl Streep movie. We’re contractually required to ensure the audience stays until the final act so they can see the United Missile Systems product placement. Lock the doors if you need to. It’s all of our jobs on the line if sales of intercontinental ballistic missiles don’t go up by 40%

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