Dig Up His Bones & Re-Ban Him!

Just Got a Brand New Tattoo!

It's The Jigginess!

I Need Figgy Pudding & Spotted Dick

This Is Great But There's A Ballgame On

I Was Not Saying "Oh Good" To You Dying

Babies That Talk Like Adults!

You Get It From Having Sex With A Whooping Crane, Right?

Drinking The Black Coffee Of Reality

All I Want To Do Is Be Angry & Self Righteous

Who's A Schmoopie!?

Doll Shaped Pencils

Pope It Up!

Dear Diary, Joe Wandered Off Again Tonight

Generic Jello

Turns Out The Cardinals Were Just Vaping

The Raccoon Didn't Sleep Well & Needed A Little Bump!

Have Some Kids!!!!

It's Nightstick Time!

A Life's Lesson From The TSA!