Hey Y'all Friender

Claire (@themanburglar) is here, and boy, is she a treasure! We uhh recorded this before the election so ignore that part. Also Jack said it would be uploaded by Thursday, but then Donald Trump got elected so it took longer. Domino's Pizza and McDonald's should pay us money.

Lauren (nastycasio.tumblr.com) is here! Jack breathes too much and Brody zones out a lot. Things get wild in Arkansas during the legendary Turkey Trot