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Welcome to Cage Match, the show where every week two characters from the Nicolas Cage filmography face off to determine who is the ULTIMATE CAGE!
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Lo and Behold, the gang watched a happy movie! What happens when the nicest cop in New York goes to his first strip club and meets an...interesting manager? Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for this show!
Move over Dos Equis Guy, the gang has found the new Most Interesting Man in an otherwise pretty godawful movie. They traversed the dark web to find this almost literally unwatchable movie and came out the other end...not much different I guess. Find out what happens when an Irish mobster gets a little too handsy with the dancers at Baby Cakes Club. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
It's finally happened! The meme generator that everyone was excited about is finally here! The gang talks wampers, mental illness, and rabies in this exciting new episode! Plus, what happens when an Irish mafioso goes to the Big Apple and has a run in with Budget Nosferatu? Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
The gang delves into the weird moral values of Rage, a movie with lots of violence but no swears or nudity. Then, what happens when a denim clad drifter gets mistaken for a member of the Irish mob? Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
We watch a good ol' (new?) fashioned Western and discuss Michael Williams' D&D Alignment before finding him a job at the construction site where a certain LA Angel is learning a thing or two about consent. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
The gang squirms at the inappropriate use of Sarah McLaughlin songs and uncovers the origin story of a certain Vengeful Spirit (no, not the one with the motorcycle). Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
The gang watched a legitimately fun movie about government conspiracy and big punch boys! Then they find out what happens when crooked cop Rick Santoro finds himself in the sights of the Vengeful Spirit John Dromoor. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
Content Warning: This movie has a very heavy focus on rape and the trauma resulting from it. The gang DID NOT LIKE THIS MOVIE and you can only imagine why. But it DID give rise to what may be one of the most powerful Cages seen on the show: the Angel of Judgment John Dromoor. See what happens when this Sentry of Justice meets a certain helicopter pilot with an unfortunate history of chauvinism. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
We're back with another thrilling Royal Rumble Cage Match featuring losers from the previous 25 episodes! It's a fight to determine the best of the worst, and what a lineup! It's...mostly old men with mental health issues and/or cocaine addictions BUT WHAT A FIGHT! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
The gang slogs through the helicopter version of Top Gun before barreling full tilt boogie into the season finale of America's favorite series "Speckles on the Run". Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
Oh look! It's a movie about a serial rapist and murderer! THIS will go over well! The gang expresses their thoughts on another downer of a movie before pitching the most thrilling new TV series, "Speckles on the Run" Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
The gang meets one of their most formidable contenders to date, a star-nosed mole named Speckles. Find out what happens when a wealthy suburban doctor has a pest control problem that's MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE. (That's a hint. You'll get it. Just listen.) Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
Happy Fourth of July! Wealthy suburban dad Brian is hosting a good ol' fashioned Independence Day cookout and has invited America's favorite treasure hunter: Ben Gates. But what happens when a friendly competition goes...colonial? Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
The gang is back for another year of Cage movies, and they've gone back to their roots with National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets! Ben Gates has his work cut out for him when a new treasure hunter enters the scene looking for the secret Sky Palace over the Grand Canyon. Special guest Zach Galifianakis! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
This week the gang faces a lot of complex issues. Mental health. Conflict in the middle east and the portrayal of Muslim people in film. The difference between a margarita and a martini. All of these are probably botched beyond all repair, but boy did they try. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
TRUST us when we say this is a good movie and you should definitely watch it before we spoil the whole dang thing! We gush about the friendship between Nicolas Cage and Elijah Wood and then, ONCE AGAIN, take to the streets of Vegas to see what's shakin'. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the music for our show!
We take a blast to the past and discuss high school dream boat Charlie Bodell! He's got the hair! He's got the teeth! He's getting Freaky Friday'd with a successful businessman and Family Man! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
The American Samurai Gary Faulkner finds his way into the Big Oil Expo Somewhere in Pakistan, where he comes face to face with a certain Family Man who's trying his hand at a new trade. Swords are drawn. Genitals are exposed. Things Get Weird. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!
It's the Battle of the Bad Dads of New York as The Family Man Jack Campbell meets The Weather Man Dave Spritz. Lines will be drawn. Relationships will be strained. Baby penises will be visible. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing audio and providing the theme music for our show!
Things get a little weird in this episode (what else is new) as the gang tries to pick apart the storyline of The Weather Man. Then it's time to find out what happens when the Ripley family goes to New York for the Macy's Day Parade. Here's a hint: somebody famous DIES. ¡Feliz Día De Los Muertos! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing audio and providing the theme music for our show!
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