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Stoner Cancer, you may be ready to load the bong, sit on the couch, and say good riddance to the crazy and hazy days of 2021.  Unfortunately, my chronic-loving Crab, you still have a few more weeks to go before you can embrace the new beginnings of a new year. For now, while you shouldn’t expect every challenge to recede, you can expect for the stars to align in your favor.  You will truly be able to slow your roll this December. If you were to answer honestly stoner Cancer, would you even want an uneventful ending to such a wild year? Probably not.  Don’t worry my stoner Crab, you definitely won’t have time to get bored. Whether it’s puffing and passing the time in your stoney sanctuary, or grabbing your reliable daily driver to brave the cool winter days in search of the perfect snowy smoke spot, your partners-in-chronic are sure to keep you moving. Stoner Cancer, although the temperature outside might be cold, you can expect your romantic prospects to heat up. Maybe you just discovered your longtime crush is Four-Twenty friendly, and you are finally ready to pack a bowl for two. You may meet your future cannabis companion at the social smoke session you almost passed on. And of course, you may just be feeling yourself this month, and simply choose to enjoy talking and toking with some good buds. The point is to keep your eyes and mind open. Romance and relationship building don’t have to be your main goal.  Just enjoy the marijuana infused moments, and be ready to light-up and leap-in when cupid does find you. Stoner Cancer, if you want to make the most of the fresh start the New Year offers, then don’t leave projects unfinished, or bring unresolved baggage with you as you begin the next chapter of your story. Amidst all the hustle and bustle of the holidays, it will be even more important to toke time to unwind and unplug. Meditating with the sacred herb will allow you the peace needed to reflect on where you’ve been, and to look forward to what happens next in your stoney saga. The New Year will be here soon enough, my caring Crab. But for now, you should be proud of how far you’ve come this year, and confident that in 2022, the sky will truly be the limit. Tweet

Stoner Cancer, you are accustomed to processing the intense emotions that arise as you navigate the unstable streams of the cosmos during the times of tumultuous tides. But, there are many of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts who may easily become overwhelmed when the waters get too rough. It’s been quite a wild ride so far this year, and you might be eager to say goodbye to 2021; but be cautioned my chronic-loving Crab:  There are still a few more weeks of chaotic currents ahead, before you get to spark up that final bowl of the year. In the meantime, you will serve as a beacon of light to the weary canna-fam as they traverse the uncertain times ahead. Stoner Cancer, you are uniquely positioned to help your cannabis companions stay afloat amongst swelling waves; to offer a place of refuge from the cosmic winds; to be the safe, calm eye within the swirling storm. You can’t always control the chaos stoner Cancer, but during this season, you can breathe easy at the thought that you will at least have control over the happenings in your home. YOU get to curate the atmosphere and setting where good vibes and kind buds abound. You don’t have to welcome everyone into your smoke circle stoner Cancer.  However, open up your stoney sanctuary to those most in need.  Be welcoming to the worn down terrestrial travelers who need to rest, recreate, and recharge their cosmic spacesuit.  A shared bowl can mean so much in turbulent times. However, it is important to set boundaries, and to know your limits.  If your stash jar is being drained faster than usual, be on the lookout for the stoner mooch who is always down to pack a bowl, but never seems to contribute to the communal supply. Sharing is caring my sweet stoner Crab, but make sure that the giving goes both ways.  In the end, the motive is love and empathy; but be protected from unappreciated cannabis consumption. Stoner Cancer, it’s not that you are one who seeks out chaos. But, where others see a challenging obstacle, you see an opportunity to overcome. You are the one who, with or without herbal inspiration, always looks to achieve a higher perspective. This November you will have the opportunity to answer your truest calling.  Fulfill the role of Ganja Guru. Light up and rise up, your fellow cannabis companions will need your optimistic outlook! Tweet

Stoner Cancer, you are often characterized by the unpredictability of your emotions; consistently pulled back and forth between elevated highs and seemingly unavoidable lows. But this October, you can expect to experience a period of true and welcomed peace. It will take investment and effort on your part, but you can reach the middle of the path on which you wish to travel. This path of peace you wish to achieve will not be easily gained, but once discovered, it will be much easier to hold onto. Be mindful my stoney Crab, that the peaceful path you desire may come at a cost. You love tokin’ with your fellow cannabis companions, but oftentimes you can’t help but absorb the emanations of those nearest to you. Halloween Glass Giveaway Because of your highly honed emotional frequencies, and in order to achieve your own sense of Zen, this month may be filled with more solo smoke sessions than you are used to.  Terrestrial travels in October may be resigned to stay-cations or getaways where the only ones invited are you, your favorite piece, and the newest strain of the sweet sensimilla. The focus on your own wellbeing will not always come naturally.  Be patient stoner Cancer. Know that it will take multiple smoke sessions of mindful meditation with the sacred herb in order to manifest your ultimate goal:  Peace. You don’t have to be a complete hermit my stoner Crab, but for now you will benefit from a little time away from your usual smoke circle. Don’t worry, your cannabis companions will be there waiting for you when you get back. Afterall, what good is your new found serenity if you don’t have anyone to share it with? Time away from the canna-crew will help you see and sense the difference between what are truly YOUR feelings, and the negative vibrations emanating from those around you. There is no secret or special equation to this, just pay attention. If you find yourself feeling down, drained or anxious, look back to who you were around when you felt those emotions. Identifying the common denominator will make it easier to avoid, or lessen, the time you spend with the people who are the source of those unwanted emotions. Some of these separations will be temporary stoner Cancer. But others, you may find, are best left to find a new canna-fam to roll with. Either way, you will get a whiff of what the peaceful path smells like, and will most certainly want to reup again next month. Tweet

Stoner Cancer, if there is one thing you can count on in September, it’s that plans are always subject to change. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to look ahead, just don’t stress too much when you have to alter course, or take a different route, to reach your destination. These detours, which at first might feel like setbacks or delays, could end up being a stellar blessing in disguise as you are forced to take the longer, but more scenic route. Enjoy the ride stoner Cancer! Summer might be coming to a close, but your cosmic endo-excursions show no signs of slowing down. My chronic-loving Crab, prepare yourself for increased sensitivity to the energy of others.  Both positive and negative vibrations will be felt more acutely throughout the month. You will be torn between helping those nearest you to fix the issues they face, and escaping to secluded smoke spots to enjoy your bowls by yourself, far away from everyone else’s drama. The secret to keeping the peace during this time of potential emotional tensions will be clear communication; and of course keeping the peace pipe packed and ready to deliver the calming vapors of cannabis. Much of the tension that may arise will be the result of simple misunderstandings, or words taken out of context. A little time spent meditating with the sacred herb can have a big impact when it comes to preparing for tough talks. Pausing to puff, and find your own center, can help you avoid passing on your own negative vibrations. You want to project the image of being the ever-caring stoner Cancer, not the always-cranky Crab. So make sure you are calm and clear headed before speaking up. But, remember stoner Cancer, it’s not your mission to point out others’ shortcomings.  There are more constructive uses of your time and energy. It isn’t always easy, but the best way to lift up others is by first being firmly grounded yourself. Toward the later days of the month, turn your critical gaze inward, my chronic-loving crustacean. Light one up, and truly see yourself in the mirror.  If you like what you see, then September will be a time to stay calm and toke on. But, if there are things you want to change, then Autumn will be the ideal backdrop for elevated transformation. Tweet

Stoner Cancer, you are known for being the most cautious and calculating of all the stoner Zodiac; usually you prefer to take the tried-and-true path over the road less traveled. But, this month the chronic-loving Crab will have the chance to get in touch with their more spontaneous side. This doesn’t mean you should let all of your inhibitions go up in smoke, but you can allow yourself license to listen when you hear adventure calling. Go ahead stoner Cancer, indulge in eating that extra edible, spend a little more to get the new piece you REALLY want, or treat yourself to an ounce of your favorite top-shelf nugs.  You’ve earned it! And it doesn’t all have to be cannabis related, my methodical Crab. Now is the season to shake up the status quo. Dye your hair a far-out color, or try the new hairstyle you’ve been wanting, but weren’t sure you could pull off.  If you’re feeling that your wardrobe is worn out, now is the time to refresh your threads and let your outer style reflect your hidden inner spunk! Stoner Cancer, keep in mind that transformation is just a possibility, not a requirement during this period. If you want to completely reimagine how you present yourself to your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, then light one up to spark your imagination and let the metamorphosis begin! But, you can also embrace smaller, more subtle changes:  Like getting rid of bad habits that might be slowing you down at work, or starting a new workout routine and focusing more on your health. Just remember that most things are best in moderation stoner Cancer. While there are a seemingly infinite number of new strains to sample, and endless endo-excursions to embark upon, it will be important for you to keep your calculating gaze on the other kind of green:  Your finances. Stoner Cancer, this means you will have to meditate and reflect on the difference between what it is that you WANT, and what you actually NEED. Toke time to contemplate the cost benefit analysis.  Whether it’s shopping for your new style, or taking off with the canna-fam on one of your many Summer smoke sessions. You don’t want to burn through your savings, or your stash, before the sunny season is over. Tweet

Stoner Cancer, as you move through the warm tides of the season, all eyes will be on you! While you are a moon child, the Summer sun will illuminate your energetic aura, and make you shine even brighter. Cannabis hybrid strains should be your go-to green gas as you speed through July.  These balanced buds will keep you grounded while your spirit and confidence are lifted.  This canna-combination should help keep your mood optimistic and positive. Show your fellow stoner Zodiac you can stay high and stay humble. You are feeling good stoner Cancer!  Help those around you to feel their stoniest selves.  But, your desire to lift the spirits of those around you can leave you vulnerable to negative wavelengths. Smokin Js online headshop now accepts Bitcoin and Ethereum. Be mindful of who you share the pipe with during the second Summer month my social Crab.  You are always ready to match bowls, but you also need to be ready to skip the smoke session when what someone is puff puff passing is their bad vibes. Stoner Cancer, remember that you are the one in control of who you allow into your orbit. Whether it’s for a big, busy project at work, or the chillest weekend smoke sesh, be selective in who you choose to team up with this month. Everyone deserves to be a part of a crew, but they don’t all have to be a part of yours. It doesn’t take much to make the chronic-loving Crab smile.  Soaking up a Summer sunset smoking kind buds with a few close cannabis companions usually does the trick.  But, there are new destinations and experiences awaiting the stoner Cancer who feels extra adventurous this Summer. The cosmic weather forecast for July is calm winds and gentle influence.  This means you can make this month as wild or as restful as you wish stoner Cancer.  Although spontaneity is not usually a trait attributed to the traditionally cautious and intentional Crab, you might surprise yourself by how far your terrestrial travels take you. Just know stoner Cancer, that sometimes it is okay to see the nug jar half empty.  It is better to burn through your stash with the partners-in-chronic while discovering new and exotic smoke spot locations, than to be stuck at home with plenty of good green, but no one to smoke it with. Tweet

Stoner Cancer sweet Summer is finally here.  While you watch your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts pack their sunscreen, sticky green, and plenty of stoner-approved snacks, ready to hit their favorite outdoor smoke spot, you might find yourself feeling like your couch is a more appealing destination. My resilient Crab, it’s been a wild ride the past few weeks…month…year. It’s understandable if you’d rather keep it low key, and close to home while you wait for the cosmic winds to calm. You may not travel very far, but with the sacred herb as your guide, June will be a time for spiritual exploration!  Stoner Cancer, if work requires you to collaborate on any projects this month, be sure to keep the group limited to those who are crucial to getting the job done. You’re not the only one who is feeling a bit off balance.  Your peers may also be working through their own unseen cosmic turmoil. And if you get too many hazy brains together, you increase the likelihood for miscommunication, and potentially hurt feelings. You can avoid unwanted conflict by making sure you express your ideas as clearly, and concisely, as possible. Now is not the time for half-baked suggestions, but for well thought out plans ready to be implemented. For the first couple weeks of the month you should put the pipe down, at least while you’re on the clock. In other words, keep your buds and business separate stoner Cancer. Of course, at home you can toke all the time you want to relax and recreate with your favorite strains; but during the nine-to-five, your team will need you fresh, focused, and ready to grind. Stoner Cancer it can be nice to reminisce; to reflect on the highs & lows, and all of the grade-A ganja from days gone by. Just be cautious you don’t spend too long scrolling through your old pictures, or you will risk missing out on all the new photo ops, and adventures ahead! While you might start out the month feeling like a lethargic homebody, by the final days of June, you will once again get your Crabby groove back. During this time, you should try to avoid those in your canna-crew that you feel are putting off negative vibrations. It’s not that you can’t empathize when someone is having a tough time, but negativity can be caught like a cold.   Tweet

Stoner Cancer it is no secret that you often wear your heart on your sleeve. This will be all the more true for the month of May. The cosmos can’t decide what they have in store for you, so you should prepare yourself for a potentially wild and emotional ride; one of exhilarating highs, and exhausting lows. While this might sound daunting at first, remember stoner Cancer that you are the captain of your own cosmic spaceship!  With your keen third-eye sight, and with cannabis as your copilot, you can navigate your way through the cloudiest and most challenging of circumstances.  Stoner Cancer, career life will be no less stimulating, and equally full of surprises. There may be deadlines that get moved up, or unexpected obstacles which may require next level troubleshooting. With everyone working under increased pressure, it can be easy to point the finger at peers and coworkers when emotions run high. While some might see sensitivity as a weakness, it is precisely your expansive emotional intellect that will help keep the peace in the workplace during this tumultuous time. If things get too heated, take a bake-break stoner Cancer. Instead of grinding your teeth in annoyance at each other, maybe you and the crew grind some sacred buds and toke a different approach. Breathe in the soothing vapors of the sacred herb, and exhale the underlying tension. Then spend the weekend hitting the pipe, and ultimately the reset button. Once everyone is feeling calmer and more refreshed, everyone should start off the week with clearer minds and higher spirits.  At the beginning of the month, with uncertainty being the only guarantee, you may be tempted to hit the open road to avoid the cosmic chaos. Go ahead my curious Crab and give into your wanderlust! Escape away to your favorite secret smoke spot, or hit the road in search of new ones. Enjoy an adventure to a new destination where nobody knows your name; a spot where  you can be free to laugh, to cry, and to be your quirky sensitive self. Towards the end of the month, after you’ve traveled the wider world, it is best to keep your wanderings closer to home. Spend a little time with your favorite cannabis-loving companions, smoking bowls and sharing stories about your endo-excursions. Relax and refill the reserves stoner Cancer.  Summer will be here before you know it, and there will be no slowing down once the season is in full blaze. Tweet

Stoner Cancer it’s only April, but already you’ve accomplished more than some people can hope to achieve in an entire year. While there is always more to be done, a higher level to be reached, or promotion to be earned, it is also important to take time to reflect upon and celebrate your successes. What’s the point of grinding as hard as you do if you don’t enjoy the rewards. With spring in full swing, and the days heating up, it’s time to get outdoors; to take in the greenery blossoming all around, and toke up the greens in your pipe. Stoner Cancer, if you are simply feeling too energized, and don’t think you can slow your roll, then at least switch paths, and take the scenic route.  You are not one who usually craves attention in the workplace my incorrigible Crab. Most days you are happy to let others take center stage while you work behind the scenes.  But this month, don’t sell yourself short. Take the kudos when they’re given, and credit when credit is due. In fact, your coworkers are likely to elect you as the chief-kief-in-command for the big projects. Are you up for the task? Of course you are stoner Cancer!  But, balance will determine how high you will fly. Being able to identify when you are ready to grind in high gear, or when you need to set aside extra time for extended smoke sessions, will help you to maintain a steady and productive pace throughout the month. As long as you keep your mind grounded, and your spirit high, you will be able to ensure that you and the crew are ready to blaze the trails of success. Stoner Cancer, the smell of the sweet sensimilla won’t be the only thing permeating the atmosphere this month.  There will be romance in the air also.  If you already have that extra special cannabis companion, now is the time to make efforts to show them that you care. Remember stoner Cancer, it doesn’t have to be over-the-top; maybe make them their favorite munchies, and watch their favorite movie; or perhaps a surprise picnic at their favorite smoke spot.  If you are a single stoner Cancer, you are certain to cross paths, and pass the chronic with new and amazing token’ terrestrial astronauts.  And whether romantic, or platonic, relationships grow from these encounters, they are sure to be the kind of people with whom you would gladly share your top shelf stash! Tweet

Stoner Cancer, the month of March will begin intensely. Every emotion will be felt more deeply and vividly. Yes, the lows might be more draining, but this also means the highs will be all the more exhilarating.  It might sound daunting at first, but being the ever compassionate stoner Crab you are, you will be ready for any extra feels the cosmos might bring. But, if at any time you do feel like you’re approaching your limit, take a pause, toke a puff, and find your peace. It is advised you avoid Sativa cannabis strains this month, and stick to Indica or hybrids. Stoner Cancer, you will already be vibrating at a higher frequency in March so you definitely won’t need any additional stimulation. Instead, find strains that will help you stay grounded, and centered amidst the swirling solar winds. Stoner Cancer, your first instinct might be to hide your heightened sensitivity in the workplace. Instead of avoiding your emotions, embrace them and channel them into creative and productive outlets. Throughout the month, your dedication and determination will be noticed by your higher ups, and your analytical skills will be sought out by your peers to help solve the tough problems. Inspiration can strike at any time, so keep your notebook at the ready. Some of the best troubleshooting can happen while off the clock. You might find you do some of your best brainstorming in the quiet of your smoke filled living room; just you, your favorite bong, and a fresh bowl of the sacred sensimilla.  This month, be the chronic-loving Crab with a plan stoner Cancer. As long as you know where your final destination is, it will be okay if you have to take a few detours along the way. In fact, with the days growing longer, you’ll have more time to take the scenic route. Just make sure you have all the necessary supplies before you embark on your next adventure. Grab your favorite toke tool, make sure your stash jar is full, rally the partners-in-chronic, and get to blazing new trails!. Summer will be here before you know it stoner Cancer. Seek out new smoke spots now, so when the weather does finally heat up, you and the canna crew will know all the best places to light up. Tweet

Stoner Cancer, even though 2021 is well underway, you may still be feeling the weight of lingering obligations from the past weeks and months. The only way to lighten the load is to light one up and let things go. Finish up any outstanding obligations and worthwhile endeavors, and get back to the grind with a clean slate. Now is also a good time to go through the stash box, and get rid of any greens that have gone brown, or strains you know that you’ll never actually smoke. Whether it’s starting over with an updated to-do list, or purging your herbal supplies, February will offer the much needed reevaluation of projects and priorities. Stoner Cancer don’t take any tensions in the workplace personally this month. While you may be party to the problem, it will be important to remember that everyone is experiencing heightened emotions during this time of cosmic miscommunication. The remedy to opposing viewpoints is open conversation and communal commitment to getting the job done. Not everyone has the same taste stoner Cancer. Some are team Indica, some are forever team Sativa. Just like your smoke sessions at home, it will be up to each member of the team to find their own preferences and strengths.  Blaze ahead until you’ve burned through all the work that needs to be done. Stoner Cancer, even in the most tumultuous times, you will always be able to get by with a little help from your friends. Even if your coworkers question your motives, or if you doubt your abilities, you have partners in chronic who believe in you. Those in your inner smoke circle will always be ready to help you haze up the room and clear your mind. My feisty Crab, you will always be safe to explore life, the universe, and everything when in the presence of your closest cannabis companions. Whether your travels lead you to your favorite remote smokespot, or your journey is as far as your couch, you will always be ready for the next adventure when you have good greens and great company. Tweet

Stoner Cancer you are often the one who will show up to help out a friend in need. Ready to offer caring words of encouragement when someone is feeling down, and sharing some of your sacred stash to help pick them up. But, when you spend so much time looking out for others, you risk neglecting your own needs. Start off the new year by looking inward my stoner Crab.  Solo smoke sessions will be a must in the early days of January. Every moment spent meditating with the sacred herb will sharpen your third eye sight; helping you to see through the haze, and realize your highest potential. Your coworkers are always glad to have you on their team stoner Cancer. You are reliable and resourceful when it comes to tackling the tough tasks, and getting the job done. This month you will have the opportunity to take the lead on important projects.  It will be a chance to show the crew that you are truly the stoney Crab with a solid plan. While you may be excited by the prospect of bringing everyone to the next level, such success can bring more attention and praise than you are accustomed to. It’s okay to accept the kudos!  Especially when they have been earned. Just remember there is a difference between confident and cocky. So, keep it cool stoner Cancer. After a long day’s work, light up a bowl in celebration of a job well done. While the sacred herb can lift your spirits, it will also keep you humble. A reminder that even if the sky’s the limit, you have to be firmly grounded if you want to grow. Stoner Cancer January can be a time for fresh starts and resolutions, but you don’t have to change everything. You can also choose to nurture seeds you planted long ago. Maybe this means dusting off the old paint brush, and creating something new.  Perhaps you will try crafting some of those tasty cosmic cookies you always meant to bake. Whatever your inspiration or interests are, make time for old hobbies and new passion projects. Share these stoney activities and your most excellent endo, only with your closest partners-in-chronic. Sharing is caring, but keeping the smoke circle small during this season will ensure you are not burning your cosmic candle at both ends. Tweet

Stoner Cancer summertime is not the only season when the livin’ is easy. Even in the middle of winter you can expect bright and shiny times ahead, filled with good greens and red eyes. The secret to keeping the positive vibes flowing is to keep it simple. Take this time of peace layden days to get some rest. It’s not that there will be no stems or seeds in the bag of life, but you get to decide whether or not you smoke them stoner Cancer. In other words, it’s ultimately your choice how sweet and smooth, or how bitter and harsh the days of December will be.  Relations in the workplace will not be unmanageable, but will require a little finesse on your part to keep things moving smoothly. You have the knowhow and ability to get the job done, but there may be coworkers who will try to harsh your high. There will always be critics my hardened Crab; but remember, you don’t always have to listen. When haters try to bring you down, light one up and rise above. Let the saboteurs and negative Nancy’s do their thing, while you stay steady on your grind. After all, you have bigger goals stoner Cancer. Your performance in the past months have resulted in the higher ups taking notice. But, that promotion is not guaranteed.  Find your voice, speak up, and let them know you are ready.  Stoner Cancer during the holidays, sharing is caring.  There will be plenty of good cheer to spread around. Cannabis companions may even be skeptical as to what’s got you in such an elevated mood. The big secret to your special spunk is simple, sweet greens and good people. It has been a long and trying year stoner Cancer, but you get to choose your future. You can fire up a bowl and fret about all of your shortcomings, or you can light one up and imagine all the positivity on the path ahead. As long as you take each day one puff at a time, you are certain to start the new year with the highest expectations. Tweet

Stoner Cancer, by now the warmth and fullness of summer may feel like a lifetime ago.  Just like the trees, you find yourself feeling like something is missing.  Your once lush branches are bare, and your vibrant aura seems like a shadow of its previous radiance.  But remember stoner Cancer, just like the leaves fall, so too will they grow back.  Don’t worry about outer appearances and how others see you; instead look inward, and get back to your roots.  Spend time with your favorite sweet, sticky sensimilla sacred strain, and turn your third eye sight inward.  Some will see you blowing smoke and say you have your head stuck in the clouds, but you know that the sacred herb can do much more than just get you high:  It can keep you grounded.  Find the center and plant yourself there. Stoner Cancer during this time of new growth, you will have a unique opportunity to try out new approaches to lingering obstacles in the workplace.  Not every idea will be a good one, but you will be in a position to flex those creative muscles.  The best strategy will be to start with quantity and transition to quality.  Sow as many seeds as possible in the early days of November.  By the middle of the month you and the team will know which ideas should be nurtured, and which should be weeded out.  Be efficient with the renewed energy and resources you have stoner Cancer.  If a project is not yielding the predicted outputs, don’t waste time trying to ‘make it work.’  Instead, redirect your efforts into those that produce actual results.  Just remember that the success of any endeavor will require collaboration with all your peers.  Even if it was your idea, it will take the entire crew to put it into action.  While this means you are likely to have to share the credit, remember that a win for all is also a win for one.   While you can’t predict what lies ahead this season, you will always be able to rely on your stoner fam to weather the worst of storms.  Whatever the cosmos has in store, together you can help to keep each other’s mood bright.  And it won’t take much to keep spirits high stoner Cancer.  Sometimes all you need is good green, and an evening tokin’ and talking with those you care about most.  This month will be a reminder it’s not always how far you travel that makes a great adventure, it’s who you choose to share your pipe and journey with.  Tweet

Stoner Cancer you were burning at full flame throughout the Summer months; so much that you may not always have taken the time to look before you lept.  With endless Summer days to adventure, it didn’t matter as much which path you chose, they all lead to a hazy and happy conclusion.  But now as you transition into the Winter months, you will have to be more decisive with your next moves.  At least for the first week of October, make time to take a pause and toke a few puffs before you push forward.  You don’t have to plan everything for the rest of the year my contemplative Crab.  Just spend some time with the sacred herb, and envision where you want to be.  Of course you may stray off course, but as long as you start your journey with your center grounded, and your smokeables well stocked, you can progress in peace knowing you will ultimately reach your desired destination. When it comes to work, you may be feeling like a cog stuck in the machine:  Spinning nowhere fast in an endless grind.  It might sound cliche at first, but you are in control stoner Cancer; you can be the change you want to see.  Whether you see the stash jar half full or half empty is just a matter of perspective.  If worklife is feeling like a slow burn, figure out what you need to do to turn up the heat!  Maybe there is a passion project you’ve been dreaming about for a while.  Well it’s time to turn these herbally inspired ideas into action!  Enlist like minded peers who share your aspirations.  Together you can bring innovation to daily operations, and lift the company to a higher level of accomplishment and efficiency.  At the end of the day, you don’t always have to envy greener grasses stoner Cancer, sometimes all it takes is a little more effort, and investment, to make your own garden flourish. Stoner Cancer this month your home will be a vibrant hub of beautiful chaos.  It’s a high likelihood that the stoner fam, and your closest cannabis companions, will choose your house as the designated smoke spot for October.  While you might welcome the company, and the smoky nights spent with your best buds, don’t let it come at the expense of your own needs.  Speak up stoner Cancer.  If you need a break from the social scene, take one.  It’s always nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes what you really need is to sit alone in a quiet space, and pack a bowl for you. Tweet

Stoner Cancer don’t be discouraged, stay lifted!  Although September marks the closing of Summer, it also is the beginning of the next stoney chapter in your cosmic cannabis chronicles.  While you may be excited to get started on the fun projects you have planned for the fall, it will be crucial that you finish up any endeavors from the past couple months.  Whether it’s your literal or metaphorical garden, you don’t want to ruin your crop by harvesting too soon.  Stay diligent until the job is done.  Then, pack a fresh bowl, and toke time to fully enjoy the fruits of your labor.  You’ve been steadily grinding, and putting in the work stoner Cancer, so you can relax and roast your favorite strain of the sacred herb guilt free!  And after this celebratory smoke session, you will be ready to pursue ever higher aspirations. Stoner Cancer when you are not busy smoking good green, you should be singularly focused on growing your financial green.  Maybe you want to get your closest cannabis companions an extra special gift for the fast approaching holiday season.  Perhaps you are overdue to treating yourself to that new bong you’ve been eyeing.  Whatever your motivation stoner Cancer, start saving now!  Whether you pick up extra hours, or apply for a next level position, you will have the chance to show the higher ups that you mean business.  Just know that you should not expect the universe to deliver such opportunities in a neat little baggie.  If you truly want to advance, it will take a show of interest, and demonstration of initiative on your part stoner Cancer.  But, once you spark the embers of motivation, there will be almost nothing that can keep you from blazing your way to the top.   When it comes to weather patterns of the homefront, there are no hurricanes on the horizon; but unfortunately tranquil days are not part of the forecast either.  Fortunately, how you embrace these emotional currents is completely within your control stoner Cancer.  Make sure the peace pipe is handy, and the stash is plenty, whenever the stoner fam gathers.  The difference between minor disagreements with friends, and a major disruption of good vibes amongst your partners-in-chronic can come down to perspective.  My lovely Crab remember, it’s always better to burn bowls instead of bridges.  As long as you are able to share the sacred sensimilla, you will always be able to puff puff pass on senseless confrontation.  Tweet

Stoner Cancer you spent the last month moving at a mile a minute, soaking up the sun, and finding the sweetest smoke spots.  While you should keep blazing trails, and continue your stoney adventures, August should also be a time to take pause.  Toke time to reflect on where you’ve been, so you can look forward to where you want to go.  In other words my lovely stoner Crab:  Make sure you set aside time to stop to smell, and smoke, the flowers.  You don’t have to be a master of meditation, just light one up, mellow out, and connect with your inner self.  You may be happy with what you find stoner Cancer.  But, these short, yet frequent, moments of introspection can help you keep your chakras aligned, and deepen your Zen state of mind.  The greater your bliss, the better you will be able to share your positive vibrations with your stoner family. You have accrued substantial karma points with your work performance so far in 2020.  Although it wasn’t always easy, your persistence, and dedication has meant successful outcomes in all of your endeavors.  Stoner Cancer now it is time to cash in on your hard work and investment.  While you can thank the sacred herb for helping you rise above, you only have yourself to thank for moving higher up the ranks in the workplace.  You might finally get the position you have been working towards, or maybe it’s time to completely change your surroundings with a new company.  However you decide to switch it up, you will find yourself in a better position to showcase your abilities, and can expect more green on payday.   Stoner Cancer, do you believe in a thing called love?  You should!  Whether it’s your lifelong partner-in-chronic, smoke circle friends, the canna-fam, or your newest cannasseur compatriot, good vibes and kind buds will be the common thread that ties you all together.  It’s summer after all; temperatures and spirits are only going to get higher.  Bumps and bruised feelings are always a possibility, but with a little help from your favorite strain, and the peace pipe, any obstacle can be overcome.  With everyone floating along on a happier, higher frequency, you can get back to what really matters:  Spending time tokin’, talkin’, and puff puff passing the smoke-filled summer days. Tweet

Summer is in full swing stoner Cancer.  Amidst all the sweltering and sultry sunny days, remember you are writing your own story.  You are the author of your own adventures, but you should prepare for fellow celestial stoners to join you on your cosmic escapades.  During July, you will have full confidence, and faith, of those in your herbal-infused orbit.  The only person you will have to worry about disappointing is yourself my lovely stoner Crab.  However, this should be of little concern as long as you stay moving onward and upward.  Summer is the ideal time for seeking secluded smoke spots, or hitting the road with a full stash, and no particular destination in mind. Stoner Cancer, it may be enticing to put off the mounting to-do list, but remember, the tasks won’t take care of themselves.  Tackle the big projects early in the month.  While the pipe might be calling, it will be best to address current issues with a clear mind.  It may seem tedious during the initial phases, but by getting a couple projects out of the way, there will be more time outside of the office to toke up, and pursue more herbally enhanced undertakings.  Persistence is the key stoner Cancer.  As long as you put in the time on the clock, you will make way for next level adventures with your partners in chronic. The endo-excursions of summer may be vast and endless stoner Cancer, but your smoke circle should be kept to those you know.  While sharing kindness and kind buds is usually a positive act, it will be important to learn the intentions of smoke circle acquaintances before inviting them into your canna-crew.  The best advice for the month of July:  Stay confident stoner Cancer.  Once you know who is down to ride, you’ll know who is down to roll one up.  As long as you spend the Summer season with your favorite strains, and your favorite stoners, July will unfold as a most unforgettable month. Tweet

Those who are fortunate enough to smoke with the stoner Cancer, know the chronic-loving crab always has the best buds.  And often there is an unspoken understanding that they will help when it is time to light up the sacred herb.  While some might find this unsolicited expectation annoying, you embrace the puff puff pass mantra wholeheartedly:  Knowing that sharing truly is caring, and a dank reward unto itself.  But remember there is a fine line between generosity and naivety.  Impolite overreach within the cann-crew is not always meant maliciously.  They can’t help but want to be in your smoke circle.  In June, the planets are not the only things that have aligned in your favor. Whatever you’re doing, it’s working stoner Cancer.  Maybe it’s all those meditative smoke sessions, but you have found your groove, and those around you have noticed.  Your aura is radiating, and your fellow stoner star signs cannot help but be attracted to your vibrant and positive vibes.   In the realm of work you are in it to win it stoner Cancer!  Your creative approach to tough challenges will bring to completion projects well past their due dates.  You may get peculiar looks from your skeptical peers when you first present your plans, but let the results speak for themselves.  It won’t take long for your coworkers to realize your ideas are anything but half-baked.  Know that your unconventional, yet imaginative tactics are not in endless in supply.  You can refresh and rejuvenate your mental muscles with consistent smoke sessions.  Off the clock of course!   Stoner Cancer, be strategic when selecting your cannabis strains this month.  A THC dominant hybrid is recommended. The THC will help to spark and inspire creative cerebral activity, while the CBD will keep you grounded and centered.  By making sure neither is too high, you will be able to keep motivated without getting distracted, and stay relaxed without getting stuck on the couch.  Success will be directly correlated to your ability to achieve this balance.   Whether it’s a freshly crafted joint, or hitting the open road to a secluded smoke spot, friends and lovers alike know you’re always down to roll.  And this summer will be filled with adventures of both kinds stoner Cancer!  While the seasons change, one thing that will remain constant are these good vibes between you and your cannabis companions.  With no foreseeable clouds hanging over personal relationships, all that will be left to do is to grab the snacks, the camera, and the stoner fam to start blazing those stoney trails! Tweet

Stoner Cancer it is said that April showers bring May flowers.  Sometimes wading through the gloom is necessary to get to brighter skies; but it can be difficult to see the sunny days that await on the other side.  Hang in there my lovely stoner Crab!  The rainy start to your month will soon transition into a time of lasting radiance.  Stop, and smell the flowers stoner Cancer.  Smoke the flowers, and keep those good greens well stocked.  Those who look for greener grasses will find them in your stash jars.  Be on the lookout for those who may similarly be looking under the weather.  Because you were once there, you will be uniquely positioned to uplift those who may be feeling down, and think they should lie low.  With your charisma, and a little herbal inspiration, you can be the chronic catalyst needed to get everyone feeling in higher spirits. Work life will start much the same:  A notably slow start, especially in the first week.  But it will heat up throughout the month, until you achieve and maintain a substantial and steady burn.  This will only be achieved if you allow yourself to let go of outdated methods, and possibly take a couple losses on past passion projects.  Instead of dwelling on what didn’t turn out the way you had imagined, use these setbacks as teachable moments.  Identify what worked, and what didn’t.  Spring is a time of rebirth, and recreation stoner Cancer.  Time spent recreating with the sacred herb at home can also be time for self reflection.  These medicated meditative smoke sessions will provide the opportunity for seeing old problems in new ways.  Channel your inner smoker.  If you had an eighth of that kind bud, and no way to smoke it, what would you do?  You would figure it out my creative Crab!  It is this kind of creativity which will turn a slow starting month into a series of successful endeavors. The theme of change will be no less when it comes to interpersonal relationships.  But, just because things are new, does not mean they will be negative.  Open yourself to external influences.  You may be the one supplying the positive vibrations, but if you allow others to channel them, the sky is truly the limit for what you can achieve together.  Create sweet hazy clouds together stoner Cancer.  Stay happy together.  Summer will be here soon enough.  You, and your cannabis companions, will be ready and waiting on cloud nine when it does. Tweet