Attention HellMart Shoppers!

Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups.   Voice Cast: Thoreau Smiley Moon Smiley Alaric Weber Jordan Cobb Julia Schifini   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group! https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia https://www.facebook.com/groups/504312413670694 Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Harmless Phosphorescence iTunes https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/harmless-phosphorescence/id1477931849 1994 iTunes https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1994/id1435127508

There's a new employee at Hellmart, and he may just be a match for Danny.

November 18, 2019

SEASON 1 FINALE! It's the big showdown at the Hell Gates! Chet makes a choice, Jake has something to crow about and Daniel says stuff that makes people upset. Don't skip out early, the after credits teaser has a very special guest star, and a taste of what season 2 has in store with the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and other innumerable productions. Follow us on Twitter Like us on Facebook Visit our Website Attention HellMart Shoppers! is part of The FateCraftersPodcast Network

After the big heist the gang is on the run. Chet reaches out to an old adversary, and Merle gets to go for a ride. This is the penultimate episode of season one. With guest star Paul Sating as Sherrif McCoy. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is Patron Supported. Follow us on twitter, like us on facebook or leave us a review on itunes.

Jimmy and his crew stage a heist. Chet also does a thing...kind of. This Episode features Jake Song as Security Guy 1, Laura Bramblette as Security Guy 2, and Jesse Hall as Security Guy 3.  Help support the show on Patreon   Attention HellMart Shoppers! is part of the fatecrafters network.

Chet interviews some prospective employees and Daniel and Emily pay a visit to Billy Ray, the Leprechaun.  Attention HellMart Shoppers! is listener supported. Go to OUR PATREON to pledge your support. For just $1 a month you can help us stay in business. For $5 and up you get BONUS CONTENT! This episode featured special guest star Paul Sating as Jeff.  Attention HellMart Shoppers is a part of the fatecrafters network. Check out other fatecrafters shows like Lake Clarity.

Chet deals with customers, employees, family, and his own shortcomings as manager.  Please support us on PATREON! Go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers to get bonus episodes, early access to new episodes, Stickers, Wallpapers, Music and more! Follow us on social media! facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers twitter.com/thehellomart instagram.com/attentionhellmartshoppers    

It's Christmas Eve and Emily arrives in town with no money, no job and a terrible apartment. Will a christmas miracle solve all her problems? Maybe she'll be visited by jolly old St. Nick! It's another holiday flashback episode and this one has special guests! Rob and Slim from The Rob and Slim Show are here as KHEL Drivetime DJs. You can find them at http://robandslim.podbean.com. Robert Chauncey, creator of The Tunnels Podcast, http://thetunnelspodcast.wixsite.com guest voices Mikey. Attention HellMart Shoppers is a part of the Fatecrafters Network. Find other great audiodramas at http://fatecrafters.com. We're on PATREON! You can be a patron too and get bonus episodes, early access to new episodes, merch, digital mercha nd much more! You can pledge in any amount. Even just $1 can get you on our Employee of the month board at http://attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Pledge now! Just go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers.

Daniel uncovers a nefarious scheme at the chicken farm, but is it too late for him to escape? We are entirely listener supported. Help support us and get great bonus content at http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us on facebook at http://facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers

Daniel struggles to make friends at his new job. Plus more chickens. We are listener supported! visit our patreon for tons of great bonus content! http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us on facebook at facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers

Chet must face the Pumpkin Kng one last time...alone! Visit our patreon to see all the great bonus content available to you now! https://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers.com Follow us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on facebook at facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers

The gang is interviewed about the goings on at the store. Jimmy has a choice to make and Emily prepares for the joys of motherhood. Stay tuned, our PATREON launches in ONE WEEK! Keep up to date by following us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on http://facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is part of the Fatecrafters Network, as is Atheist Apocalypse. You can find Atheist Apocalypse at http://atheistapocalypse.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. ind other fatecrafters shows at http://fatecrafters.net  

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It's Sample Day! The store is extra busy, Emily deals with a delicate situation and it's a party in electronics! Please leave us an itunes review! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Visit our website at attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a proud member of the Fatecrafters Podcast Network.

Jake feels like Chicken Tonight. Everyone else wants to get some Armando Ferrari and no one seems especially worried about the interdimensional pirate attack. Review us on iTunes, follow us on twitter, like us on facebook!

The guys meet Valerie's fiance, who may not be entirely on the up and up and Chet bakes some cookies. Evil Cookies. Review us on itunes! Follow us on Twitter! Like us on Facebook!

The gang searches for the Phantom Shoplifter's hoard and have an unexpected meeting in the basement while Jimmy and Ruth deal with the murderous Leprechaun. Please consider leaving us an iTunes review, following us on twitter @thehellomart or liking us on facebook.

Daniel and Emily are hungover after a night out and a customer is looking for a toy. Also there's a thing with a leprechaun. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @thehellomart and review us on iTunes!

Daniel has an unfortunate phone conversation and spills a little blood. He may or may not find those shoelaces. Please leave us a review on iTunes and follow us on twitter @thehellomart