Every Movie Ever*

EME* host Pat Dooley is back with a surprise announcement you won't want to miss.  Or maybe you do.  I don't know what you do and don't want to miss.  What am I, some kinda you-missing psychic?

Just one week (I KNOW) after our last episode, Pat (joined once again by Erynn) goes through eleven more Disney classics.  We've got street rats, bookworms, glitches, and the most gruesome death in Disney history.  You won't want to miss this one. Once you've listened, please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

It's been a long six weeks since we talked baseball movies, but keeping that metaphor going, this week is the first half of a doubleheader!  The show's social media manager Erynn (aka The Girl With The Dole Whip Tattoo) joins the show to talk about eleven classic Disney movies.  We'll talk eleven more next week, but for now enjoy our discussion of villains who command the powers of hell, two movies with a jazzy soundtrack, possibly Pat's least-favorite Disney character, and Erynn calling him dumb. Once you've listened, please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

In this special mini-episode, I catch those of you who don't follow the show on social media up on what's been going on in my personal life, then lay out some exciting info about the next three upcoming episodes in a desperate attempt to curry your favor and keep you coming back for me.  Please don't leave.  I love you!

Batter up!  It's almost Opening Day*, and Pat's got a dozen movies about our National Pastime for your listening enjoyment.  We've got another all-time stinker, a Metallica reference, two Kevin Costner movies, two Ray Liotta movies, one movie that has both Kevin Costner AND Ray Liotta, muscular dystrophy, and a whole lotta corporate greed and racism! Once you've listened, please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review! * unless you live in Oakland, Seattle, or Tokyo, in which case Opening Day was earlier this week

Twenty "new" releases on the docket this week, as Pat continues to question just what the store considers new.  We've got a wrap-up on the Oscar nominees, a computer-assisted murder ninja, a year-plus-old horror movie, and shimmering Natalie Portman.  Plus, stay tuned 'til the end for an announcement about a schedule change in the coming weeks! Once you've listened, please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

Just one week away from the 91st Academy Awards, Pat takes a look at eleven of the nominated films, offers predictions, talks about snubs, and raves several times about a movie that isn't even available on Blu-ray yet.  It's not a complete breakdown of the Oscars, since several nominated movies won't be available until after the ceremony, but it's a good primer if you're trying to figure out what to rent next. Once you've listened, please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

The Oscars in 2017 were a two-horse race and, well, we've talked about both horses in previous episodes.  There are still plenty of heavy hitters to discuss, though, including bank-robbing brothers, tech-savvy lions, and Pat getting a little deep.   Once you've listened, please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

It's a new year with new social media, a new microphone, and a new set of 20 movies on Every Movie Ever*!  This time around, Pat takes a look at a bunch of movies with aliens in them.  We've got everything from big aliens to bug aliens to psychic aliens to psychotic aliens and everything in between.  Check it out and spread the word.  It's good to be back! Once you've listened, please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

The final episode of 2018 is a doozy.  Chris Friend, the host of HybridPod from the fine folks at HybridPedagogy.org joins Pat to talk about ten movies from the Star Trek franchise in the episode you've been waiting weeks for.  We've got whales, we've got fat Klingons, we've got Beastie Boys, and so much more!   Thank you all so much for listening and supporting the show this year.  It really means a lot to me, and I'm excited for 2019's episodes if for no other reason than I'll be glad 2018 is over.  Look at it this way.  It can't get any worse. Once you've listened, please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

It's the mooooooooost wonderful tiiiiiiiiime of the year... Join Pat as he treks through 25 Christmas classics (?) everything from Miracle on 34th Street to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure, which is not only a real title, it's a movie that people made!  If you're struggling to get into the Christmas spirit, maybe hearing Pat talk about five different versions of A Christmas Carol will do it.  Or it will turn you off from Christmas forever.  Could go either way, really. Once you've listened, please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

Pat's on his own for the first time in a few weeks, this time talking about the Every Movie Ever* muse himself, Mr. Edward Allen Harris.  We've got jousting on motorcycles, we've got Shakespeare... also on motorcycles, we've got Steinbeck, we've got problems that can only be solved by Houston, and we find out what Pat's new least-favorite movie he's ever seen is in a profanity-laced tirade the likes of which this show has never seen before.  Don't worry, it's all censored.  This is still a family-friendly podcast, after all. Once you've listened, please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

  Pat's joined by Nina Rice, award-winning cosplayer for a lengthy discussion of all things magical, going through eight Harry Potter movies, one about Fantastic Beasts, and a bit of conversation about just how odd the title of the new movie is.  There are a ton of tangents, some singing, the revelation of the true origin of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, and so very much more.   During the discussion, Nina talked about the music in the Half-Blood Prince video game.  Here's a clip of Harry running around under the influence of Felix Felicis. Please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

  Yes, it's the day Pat dreads all year, Halloween. He's once again joined by Ryan O'Neill to discuss 13 all-time classic horror movies, offering an alternate title to The Sixth Sense, discussing euphemisms that can be used in an all-ages podcast to describe the act of physical love, and giving the show its first-ever post-credits sequence because... well, we forgot to talk about something. Please join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

  Pat continues his month of self-loathing by taking a look at 23 movies that all got zeroes on Rotten Tomatoes.  So he frequently gets distracted and talks about random other stuff.  If you love references to mid-'90s NBA backup guards, Homer Simpson's "Max Power" alter ego, The Good Place, The Happenings (the Motown group, not the Shyamalan movie), The Who, The Four Tops, and The Temptations interspersed with just... seething anger at how bad movies can be, this is the episode for you! Plus stay tuned until the very end to hear the announcement of the Every Every Movie Ever* Movie Ever bracket pool winner and the announcement of a special guest for Episode 32. Don't forget that you can join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

We've got giant apes, wildly-impractical clothing, and the worst director since Ed Wood as Pat takes a look at seventeen movies based on video games.  These movies are... not good.  And it's about to get worse. If you're reading this before Sunday the 30th, you still have a chance to make your predictions in the Every Every Movie Ever* Movie Ever bracket pool for a shot at picking the topic for the first episode of 2019! Don't forget that you can join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

In honor of today's release of Mandy, the latest batcrap-crazy movie from Nicolas Cage, Pat takes a look at 20 more of Cage's past performances, everything from the role that won him an Oscar to... well... "Left Behind." Stick around after the movies are done for a special announcement and stay tuned to the Facebook page and the Twitter feed for details! Don't forget that you can join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And please tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

A near-record 30 movies are on the docket as Pat (finally) wraps up his coverage of this year's Oscar nominess, then pays a visit to the New Releases rack where he finds... a bunch of stuff from last year. Don't forget that you can join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And don't forget to tell your friends, subscribe (on RadioPublic, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, Podbean, or Podknife), rate, and review!

With less than a week until his birthday, Pat decides to treat himself to 15 of his favorite movies.  We've got all-time classics, classic comedies, modern classics, and a movie about a kid who just wants to get to CALIFOOOOOOOOORNIA!  Join us, won't you? Don't forget that you can join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And don't forget to tell your friends, subscribe, rate, and review!

After going through 25 great movies last time, Pat challenges himself to sit through the first 26 movies in the store alphabetically.  Some of them - lookin' at you The Addams Family - are super fun.  Some of them - lookin' at you Accidental Love - are terrible.  And some of them - lookin' at you Aaah!  Zombies!! - are... thoroughly bizarre.  It's a fun way to blow 46 minutes, so join us, won't you? Don't forget that you can join the discussion, follow the show, or contribute via email or on Twitter, Facebook, IMDb, Letterboxd, and Patreon. And don't forget to tell your friends, subscribe, rate, and review!