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A few shady minorities with shadier motives get together to talk everything from music, space, relationships, religion, even your deepest-held fetishes. Join us, but remember, keep your minds open and your doors closed.
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This week we have two members of the podcast at odds - Amir AKA Captain Banana, versus Sean's drunken alter ego Tequila Sean.
Listen and decide who is in wrong. Should they have gone back to shore? Did Amir jinx the trip with his banana? Find out, and let us know who's side your on. Listen, subscribe, and review us on iTunes.
United Airlines will beat you, drag you off the plane, break your belongings, and kill your dog. Is O.J. also behind this? Join us on this episode where we discuss worst movies, try to unravel some of history's most controversial assassination cases, & more. It is to die for!
We return after a 3 week break and jump right back into the latest happenings. Sean talks Chinese New Year traditions, the gang breaks down the Black Panther movie, and we take apart the Oscars, from Ryan Seacrest to Best Picture worthiness.
Ep. 33 - Did It Just Get Dark In Here? by To Be Deported Podcast
Do you hate when people label you racist? How did you feel about Trumpito's State of the Union? Is it slutty to send nude pics to strangers? We answer these questions and more this week, so tune in from whatever shithole you're at.
Local comedian James fills the gap in the roster this week as we discuss just how shitty people can be. When you see girls getting drinks and dipping, babies denied citizenship, and comediennes boycotting Netflix, can you really say you can "see the good in all people"?
Welcome to our confusing world, where things are not what they seem. Not missile alerts, not hitchhikers, not even your jolly ranchers. Bad dates, flat earthers, and cumboxes aside, look sharp, we got a thot missile incoming.
Are we obligated to find transgender people attractive? Do your preferences matter? What happened to having an objective opinion? Our world gets crazier by the day, so stay grounded with us as we attempt to process the burgeoning #metoo movement, introduce harassment day, and discuss the latest weirdest ad to come out from IKEA. For Pete's sake, pornstars are dropping in the streets! Where's Oprah when you need her?
It's 2018 bitches! The gang discuss how we spent our New Year's, Netflix's feature film Bright, the first robot given citizenship, and Omar's run-in with a fugitive. Brought to you by Aguardiente.
Put down that phone, we got stuff to talk about! Pollo regales us with West Coast tales, we take a trip to the sperm bank, discuss Keaton Jones, how cryptocurrencies work, and more. ICE got nothing on this!
As America lubes up in preparation to be involuntarily sodomized by the FCC, we revisit Jersey Shore, discuss self-identity, and reveal the newest Bond villain - Matt "Danger Button" Lauer.
Let's Get Down To Business... to break down the best of Disney movies, so Be Our Guest this week and let us show you the lists of our top 5 Disney Movies, Hottest Disney Characters, the most useless Disney Princesses, and much more. We can't stay on topic so just... let it go... LET IT GO!!!!!
Tune in this week as we discuss missing memory blocks from blacking out, attempt to interpret dreams, and what makes pedophiles tick. It gets interesting, so strap in tight, and don't let Grandma stab you tonight.
Get your tights on as this week as the gang tackles some tough questions. How much is a human egg worth? Do you believe in aliens? Just which fast food chain has the best fries? Strap in and find out as we stretch our beliefs to their limits.
This week, join us as we discuss Pervy Weinstein, terrible Asian pilots, and the ever-evolving bots on Tinder. As random as that is, believe us when we say putting Z's in your name is always a bad idea.
This week we discuss the ease of labeling in today's society, the Weinstein casting couch, why the USMNT should be rebuilt, and whether it is appropriate to have tattoos of an ex. Jump in.
This week we bring on our first white man, debate gun control in the wake of Vegas, r/tinder, and send Benghazi emojis to those women whom "frequent corners."
Keeping up to date with current events, we discuss Trump's latest game of smoke and mirrors, why the Cavs are not a superteam, and why you should keep single moms out of your dating pool.
This week we discuss the end of the world, contemplate getting in line to lose half our stuff aka marriage, and wonder if the back of 'Her' head is really the view it's all cut out to be.
Omar tells the wildest, sexiest, and gay-men-who-don't-know-I'm-straight stories from a 2 month European trip. Hold your tits, 'cause this is a long ass, but extremely funny, podcast.
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