Realms & Nerds

Quick note: This episode is a spin-off filler episode, since the regular group couldn't get together to record this past weekend. In it, RJ (Joan/Joshamee in the regular episodes) teaches his sisters Liz and Erin how to play D&D with the help of Liz's boyfriend, Cole. Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Torrin Nightbane, Naïlo, and Adrie Amastacia- as they journey into the Hall of the Goblin Lord! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to include the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Torrin cleaves goblins. Naïlo has some icy situations. Adrie is a healing hand. Cast: Cole - Torrin Nightbane Erin - Naïlo Liz - Adrie Amastacia RJ - Dungeon Master, Glaark, Tim, Goblin Prisoner The Hall of the Goblin Lord dungeon Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Quick note: This episode is a spin-off filler episode, since the regular group couldn't get together to record this week. In it, RJ (Joan/Joshamee in the regular episodes) DMs an original campaign with Ash (Romash/Dorrin in the regular episodes), their friend Ray, and RJ's sister Mandi (her first time playing D&D!) Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Tyr Snowstrider, Harkana Chipoffin Smokelash, and Dave- as they take on the Darkness of Xarthemis! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Tyr is very suspicious of treasure chests. Harkana leaves a trail of strings. Dave walks in blindly. Cast: Ash - Dave Mandi - Harkana Chipoffin Smokeflash Ray - Tyr Snowstrider Jotünn RJ - Dungeon Master, The Duke of Dawning, Varuta, Goblin The Darkness of Xarthemis is an original campaign created by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Quick note: This episode is a special episode we recorded while on vacation! This episode has a special guest, Kyle (the composer of our main theme!) joining Ash (Rhomash/Dorrin in the regular episodes) and RJ (Joan/Joshamee in the regular episodes) in an official Adventurers' League dungeon, DM'd by Bronson (Michael/Dracarys in the regular episodes)! Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Larry, Syr Torchmend, and Thorin- as they take on part one of Harried in Hillsfar! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting about the show online! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Larry charges in. Syr roasts a chicken. Thorin does a lot of kills. Cast: Ash - Larry Bronson - Dungeon Master, Old Man, Bea, Pynroth, Two-Headed Demon Goat, Jovee, Demon Goat, Alpha Dog Kyle - Thorin RJ - Syr Torchmend Harried in Hillsfar is an official Adventurers' League dungeon. Adventure Code: DDEX3-1 PDF Main theme and ending lament music composed by Kyle Rice, re-recorded by RJ Moore Closing theme by RJ Moore

Happy holidays, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Holly Ivy, Richard Kringle, Ka'rak, Jacob Frost, and Kris Tinsel- as they solve the Great Hearthfire Tree Mystery! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Holly hands out gifts. Richard gets a new friend. Ka'rak drinks once or twice... or more. Jacob keeps their spirits warm. Kris has a difficult time in combat. Cast: Ash - Richard Kringle Bee - Ka'rak Bronson - Chris Tinsel Harrison - Jacob Frost Ray - Dungeon Master, Mayor Corrin Brandon, Séamus O'Ryan, Darius, Mr. Sharon, Lilly Sharon, Kobold RJ - Sir Nicholen, Holly Ivy The Great Hearthfire Tree Mystery is an original story created by Ray Edwards Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! On March 15, 2019, Realms & Nerds turned one year old! This is our episode celebrating our podcast's birthday! Join our six podcasters- Harrison, RJ, Bee, Ray, Ash, and Bronson- as we discuss our experiences and ask fun questions about our first year of podcasting together! Afterwards, listen to a segment of jokes, goofs, and flubs that didn't make it into our various episodes in a segment called "From the Cutting Room Floor"! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Thank you so much to all you wonderful people for your listenership and continued support! We can't thank you enough! Hosts: Ash Bee Bronson Harrison Ray RJ Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli (check out his podcast, Lit Gaming Arena!) Promos: Dem Fancy Dinosaurs podcast Lit Gaming Arena podcast

Quick note: This episode was originally the second half of the first episode of The Darkness of Xarthemis (titled "Not Everything is As It Seems"). The episode as one whole was over 2 hours long, so it has been split into two, with the second half being uploaded as the second episode. The episode was recorded and originally released in 2018, and compared to current episodes leaves a LOT to be desired. It was recorded early on as a spin-off filler episode one week when most of the regular group couldn't get together to record. In it, RJ (Joan/Joshamee in the Ornon campaign and Ben in the Vassanoka campaign) DMs an original campaign with Ash (Romash/Dorrin in the Ornon campaign and Krohl in the Vassanoka campaign), Ray (who at the time was not an official member of the podcast, but is now Brunhilde in the Ornon Campaign), and RJ's sister Mandi (in her first time ever playing D&D). Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Tyr Snowstrider, Harkana Chipoffin Smokelash, and Dave- as they take on the Darkness of Xarthemis! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Tyr throws some Hail Marys. Harkana cheers her companions on. Dave has difficulties spellcasting. Cast: Ash - Dave Mandi - Harkana Chipoffin Smokeflash Ray - Tyr Snowstrider Jotünn, Valkyries RJ - Dungeon Master, Xarthemis The Darkness of Xarthemis is an original campaign created by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! We're a Dungeons & Dragons 5E adventure-comedy podcast, crafting original stories from the world of Prydia! Disclaimer: this podcast contains language and humor not suitable for young listeners. Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Music composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore (Podchaser) Want to Listen to the podcast in the order we recorded our sessions? Thank you for over 5K listens!

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five heroes- Leila H, Dimitri RedFeather, Sir Featherstone the Valiant, Master Toshi, and Howard Van Kyle- as they explore the mystery of Blackreach Manor! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Leila is horrified. Dimitri makes a friend. Featherstone lights the way. Tochie needs a hearing aid. Van Kyle is overly cautious. Cast: Ash - Master Tochie Bee - Dimitri Bronson - Howard Van Kyle Harrison - Sir Featherstone the Valiant Ray - Dungeon Master RJ - Podghost Host, Leila H., Mordecai, Rats, Dead Adventurers Mystery At Blackreach Manor is an original story created by Ray Edwards Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore Promos: They Called This a Movie? Cedar Country RJ's Twitch (Redsun55) Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5)

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our three heroes- Prince Trellyn of Sciles, Gargan Steelfist, and Tabuu- as they explore the mystery of The Rats of Brokenhelm! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Trellyn tries to use his princely authority. Gargan meets another goliath. Tabuu puts his detective skills (and other skills) to work. Cast: Ash - Tabuu Chris - Gargan Steelfist Ray - Dungeon Master RJ - Podghost Host, Prince Trellyn of Sciles The Rats of Brokenhelm is adapted by Ray Edwards from the DM Guild adventure "Rats of Waterdeep" by Lysa Penrose and Will Doyle Link to purchase PDF from Dungeon Masters Guild website Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore Promos: 3FN Podcast Super Media Bros. RJ's Twitch (Redsun55) Harrison's Twitch (Deathflash5) The episode artwork for Halloween 2022 was created with the assistance of A.I. programs

Happy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five ghost hunters- Scyther Sheila, Vraxian, Fang, Winky, and Thelma Marie- as they investigate the ghost haunting Francis Fuddywinkle's farm! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Sheila leaps into action. Vraxian and Fang get a bite to eat. Winky carries an eyeball. Thelma fixes a horse cart. Cast: Ash - Winky Chris - Vraxian, Fang Ray - Dungeon Master RJ - Freda "Scyther Sheila" Kirra What a Farm For a Phantom! is an original story by Ray Edwards Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore The episode artwork for Halloween 2023 was created with the assistance of A.I. programs

Quick note: This episode is part one of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters. Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they begin their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee makes some big gambles. LaLillia finds the light. Dorrin makes a show of strength. Dracarys drinks and shocks. Cast: Ash - Dorrin Stormwind Bee - LaLillia Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind Harrison - Dungeon Master, O'Tooley, Wolf's Hold Woman RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Quick note: This episode is part two of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters. Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they continue their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee finally actually fights. LaLillia tries her marksmanship. Dorrin is in trouble. Dracarys drinks some more. Cast: Ash - Dorrin Stormwind Bee - LaLillia Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind Harrison - Dungeon Master, Hogor RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Quick note: This episode is part three of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters. Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they continue their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee goes for the gold. LaLillia takes a shot. Dorrin faces fear. Dracarys has a charming time. Cast: Ash - Dorrin Stormwind Bee - LaLillia Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind Harrison - Dungeon Master, Hogor, Skazic RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Quick note: This episode is part four of four of a prelude to The Return of Ornon Campaign, which we did to help us learn how to play the game using a short dungeon and different characters. Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joshamee Rockhammer, LaLillia, Dorrin Stormwind, and Dracarys Shockwind- as they end their journey into the Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joshamee hides and makes some mistakes. LaLillia heals and heals some more. Dorrin goes down, twice. Dracarys tackles some skeletons. Cast: Ash - Dorrin Stormwind Bee - LaLillia Bronson - Dracarys Shockwind Harrison - Dungeon Master, Direwolf Statue, Wolf's Hold Ranger, Wolf's Hold Captain RJ - Joshamee Rockhammer The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan dungeon Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turel Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they begin their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan loses loved ones. Seebo doesn't know his limit. Rhomash knows what's right and wrong. Míchael gathers our heroes together. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turel Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan has apparently never seen a Smoky the Bear advertisement. Seebo has a great fall. Rhomash breathes fire. Míchael goes hunting. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Captain Artemis, Kenkus, Mossy RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join three of our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as we continue our journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting about the show online! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan actually deals some damage. Seebo is away on a recon mission. Rhomash leads the way. Míchael gains great power at a great cost. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Bahamut RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turel Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting about the show online! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan doesn't budge on his morals. Seebo recounts his mission. Rhomash makes a bargain. Míchael readies payback. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Leroy RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice, arranged by RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turel Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting about the show online! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan learns about Wild Magic, firsthand. Seebo does more climbing. Rhomash charges in and the result is shocking. Míchael is, as usual, overpowered. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Bysil, Abigail Redsun RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main Theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore

Greetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Joan Redsun, Seebo Turel Nim, Rhomash Scarbearer, and Míchael- as they continue their journey in The Return of Ornon! Like this episode? Share with friends and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting about the show online! Interested in hiring us to advertise your product or service on the podcast? Please email inquiries to realmsandnerds@gmail.com Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Red Blade Productions Discord Joan's past may be payed for in the present. Seebo helps plan a heist. Rhomash prepares to make a deal. Míchael dips his toe to test for danger. Cast: Ash - Rhomash Scarbearer Bee - Seebo Turel Nim Bronson - Míchael Harrison - Dungeon Master, Jackson, Jack Hayden - Brutus RJ - Joan Redsun The Return of Ornon is an original campaign created by Harrison Owens Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore