Come To Brazil

Joker trailer is OUT!!!! OJ Simpson is DEAD!!!!!!!!!! And Jojo Siwa invented GAY MUSIC!!!!!! Also: Dua Lipa sneak peak clip, Billie leak, Vampire Weekend needs to have children, thoughts on Cowboy Carter one week out and Alex is reading a book. 

We talk about the much anticipated new music released last week...... Camila Cabello's new single!!!!!! Jk we talk about Cowboy Carter for MOST of the episode but also manage to squeeze in Gypsy Rose, Noah Centineo, Jojo Siwa, Sandra Huller öf cöurse, KT Tunstill, Troye Sivan, Alex still hates J Lo, The Band Perry, The Joker 2, Alex STILL Hates J Lo, Little Mix and of course Ava Max. 

Like... should they be allowed to???????? Also: Kacey Musgraves album review, Jimmy Eat World album review for some reason, the current tabs we have open, Alex ran a marathon, Lady Gaga is doing more jazz, Love Lies Bleeding review, we went to Saddle Ranch,  Alex needs a new sport, Nicole watched Irish Wish, Alex and Nicole explore their differences and ultimately find common ground in thinking Azealia Banks is always right, Normani album review (jk) and live updates from the Wicked set. 

There's a new great war... and it's A Ha vs. J Lo. Also: Oscars thoughts, Dune 2, Ariana Grande Album review, Dua Lipa announces a new album, we actually find Kate Middleton, Nicole prepares Alex for a Lesbian Movie, Cardi B is an Industry Plant and Academy Award nominee Sandra Hüller stops by.NEXT WEEK: Our thoughts on Love Lies Bleeding, Kacey Musgraves album review and........ did Alex survive running a marathon? Or is he still wandering the streets of Hollywood? Tune in to find out.........

We immediately find Kate Middleton, we watched Se7en, we're happy Camila is making music for Shawn, JVN is a they/therorist, Alex has more Beyonce conspiracy theories (surprise!), Tortured Poets Leak (not fake), Unreleased Olivia Rodrigo, the Unknown, Into The Unknown and Charli Cabello. 

Happy monday pod heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For some reason most of this episode is animal sounds????????? And Madame Web. And Normani. Komodo Dragons? Pop Crave. Taika Waititi. Also one of us gets arrested. Also Bridgit Mendler. AND CONSPIRACIES  !!!!

OHHHHHHH???? Another ep????? Yes!!!!!!! We talking Super Bowl, Usher, The Moon Landing, Beyonce goes country, the summer goes country, every album is coming out soon, Charli XCX flying a little too close to the poppers, Madame Web, Tina Fey, The UK (bad), Wicked trailer (good!), jet emissions, Temu commercials and Oceans 11. 

Did anyone think this would happen???? Did anyone want this to happen????? Well here it is!!!!!!!! The girls are back in town and we're talking: Grammys, Nicki vs. Megan, Mean Girls, Fast Car, more Taylor, Southern Charm, everyone should be crying all the time, Uggs, shes and theys, The Idol, the Opioid epidemic, dentistry is a scam, international relations and more Taylor. 

We love you all... from the bottom of our (you guessed it) holes

In an extra long episode extravaganza we discuss...... honestly it's hard to say. Spiked milk??? Wind???? Nicki Minaj as president????? Alex as an NBA Star????? Nicole singing LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA over and over again?????? That and more! And by "more" we mean a lengthy autotune detour and an FBI investigation into why our Taylor Swift brackets were so bad. Our last full episode till August (stream August by Taylor Swift) because of our rock and roll tour headlined by P!NK, so keep an eye out for mini episodes until then. Meet me behind the mall!

Hello weekend girlies!! Saturdays are for the Saturdays!! Hope everyone is doing ok battling their gay colds. On this show we 1. discuss the new Doja Cat album 2. play the entire Mulan movie 3. mourn Fuddruckers 4. Nicole admits that she invented Covid so that she didn’t have to dance with boys in middle school. PS please write in if you square danced in 3rd grade thank you

Loving him was???? Well let me tell you!!! Red. Even though Alex thinks it's 1989. But it's Red. The next Taylor Swift album re-release is Red, Mike Wazowski is green, and Usher apparently is not very considerate of other people's feelings. We also tell a story about DMing our way into a concert (stream Troubled Paradise by Slayyyter). Anyway, #freebritney and also a big NOR to our Australian friends!!

Two Rodrighoes talk about about Sour and Taylor Swift for like 35 hours

We launch our own radio station, listen to new music (Olivia Rodrigo, Nicki Minaj), listen to old music (also Nicki Minaj), listen to Pokemon music (Katy Perry) (???) and also discuss the brit awards (should be an award show just for britney spears but whatever). 

Please welcome to the stage.... Bennifer, Nicki Minaj, Little Mix,  Littlest Mix (their children), Coldplay, Ava Max, Burgers (???????), Joshua Bassett (????), and Taylor (!!!!!!!!!!)

We got new onion ring reviews and some nice Microsoft paint album art but NO NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!! Ms. Jaguiar has let us down again but we forgive her and turn our attention to future EGOT winner Nicki Minaj's career as a movie star, specifically her role in Ice Age 20: Icy (Saweetie's Version) (Taylor's Version) (Little Mix's Version minus Jesy). Also we listen to a song that is 43 seconds long and pay our respects to King Princess' family that died on the Titanic (RIP Jack and Rose) (Not Jack Antanoff, different Jack). 

crossing our fingers taylor releases her new album today 

The people ARE talking and WE are talking about Artpop Act II, Taylor's Version (still), The Oscars (From The Vault), Demi, Poot, Raven, Phil, Solange, Beyonce, Lana, Phineas AND Ferb

There's somethin' bout the wayThe street looks when it's just rainedThere's a glow off the pavementWalk me to the carAnd you know I wanna ask you to dance right thereIn the middle of the parking lotYEAH

For almost an entire hour we try to figure out if """clappter""" is a word. Also a 5 minute autotune interlude AND a huge reveal (our own personal turkey sandwich recipes)