Friends Don't Let Friends Watch Friends

We have an e-mail address! You should e-mail us! dontwatchfriends@gmail.com It's Valentine's Day, and Friends doesn't know what to do other than make a really dumb episode. We hated it! Enjoy listening to us bitch about it while my wife watches The Office in the background.

Megan and Jess are getting better at this maybe? Despite devolving into a few conversations about Buffy, Aladdin, and Pirates of the Carribean, they actually discuss many of the finer points of this episode. By the way, you can e-mail us now! If you want to say something about this podcast, you can contact us at DontWatchFriends@gmail.com. And leave a review on iTunes if you think other people might benefit from hearing our beautiful voices destroy a beloved American classic.

In this episode, Megan and Jess watch The One With The Dozen Lasagnas for the first time in their lives. They also listen to the entire Get Smart theme song so that Jess could be wrong about something. Also they come up with a new name for Mandy Patinkin. Honestly, aside from the air conditioner noises, this is probably their best episode so far. You should definitely listen.

In this episode, we discuss Chandler's last name and devolve into a discussion of Pride and Prejudice. If you like, or at least don't hate, what you're hearing, please leave us a review on iTunes!

In this episode, Jess and Megan go off on a lot of chair-related tangents, but actually talk quite a bit about the episode itself, GOOD FOR US. Also, Jess announces her official Friends OTP.  If you like this podcast or at least find it semi-tolerable, give us an iTunes review! That'd be cool of you.

Jess is way too excited about the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and has difficulty focusing on the rest of the episode. Megan doesn't understand her joy.    If you're enjoying this podcast, please leave us an iTunes review! If you're not enjoying this podcast, maybe don't.

Megan and Jess enjoy parts of this episode but not others, and really wish Ross would just come out of the closet.    If you like what you're hearing, please let us know with an iTunes review!

In this episode, Megan tells an amazing story from the history of our friendship, and Jess makes a lot of probably useless observations.  If you're enjoying this podcast, please leave a review on iTunes!

Megan calls lots of stuff, including the name of this episode, and we end up getting serious discussing the validity of alternative lifestyles. Are you enjoying this nonsense? Feel free to leave an iTunes review!

Jess and Megan discuss the ridiculousness of forced plot nonsense and determine some naming convetions for the podcast.  By the way, if you are enjoying this podcast, please leave a review on iTunes! If you are not enjoying this podcast, feel free to say nothing.

Megan and Jess don't know who George Stephanopoulos is, Megan failed to call anything, and we continue to be unimpressed by the antics of The Friends and giggle a lot.

This episode has horrible audio and probably shouldn't be listened to at all. But if you'd like to hear a lot of wind noises, us yelling, and a discussion about how Chandler may be using voodoo as birth control, go ahead and listen.

In this episode, Megan and I barely talk about the episode and spend a lot of time talking about elementary school and Buffy. But there's some good fun to be had in the gynecologist's office! 

Hello! Welcome to Friends Don't Let Friends Watch Friends! We have no idea what we're doing, which will become clear as soon as you start listening. Meet your hosts, Jess Wagstrom and Megan Zamie, two adult woman who have managed to somehow go their entire lives without watching more than a handful of moments of Friends. Yes, I know, we can't believe it either.  Today we're watching the first episode of Friends, "The One Where Monica Gets A Roommate".