After School Club

The Sammster Show is live and is a NEW giant school Science experiment to see what happens when you let a 16 year old schoolchild record a weekly podcast from a classroom, bringing on schoolkids, teenagers and well-known adults to talk about being a kid, school and other nonsense... During the shows (released every Monday) I will ask my guests some of the deepest questions that a teenager wants the answers to: what was in your school lunchbox, would you rather be in prison or school forever and if you had to be one what would you be: a student or a teacher?    I'll be dropping daily videos on my socials & Youtube, from each show they'll be: an animated preview before it's out, the full show and then 5 animated best of clips!   On YouTube there'll be an exclusive extended best of from the show and on my socials there will also be some mini exclusive best ofs and comic strips illustrating some of the best moments from each show ... yes pun intended!   So make sure you are following me on both YouTube and my socials so you don't miss out on all the action between the shows. Details for them are at the bottom ;) COMPETITION TIME! I announced the launch competition which will be running from January 28th to February 28th 11:59pm. REVIEWS... REVIEWS... oh yeh... and then some more REVIEWS! These are so key for the show's growth. What's the point? Why are you bothered about the show's growth? Well it gives me a lot of a bigger budget to play about with when being able to create content for you guys which is something that I would love to have the luxury to do. I launch the show's first competition where 2x £50 Amazon vouchers are up for grabs for the best iTunes review for the show and the person who can get the show the most reviews!   There will be a weekly blog on my website from each episode of the show... it will be a place for me to talk about my guest and review what happened in each episode without them there aka. a place for me to slag them off! I think we all know that feeling when we've come away from a discussion, typically an argument, when you suddenly come up with everything that you should have said. The blog will be a place for me to say everything that I didn't get chance to on the show, and also a place so I can be a weasel and talk behind my guest's back! The show of the people and it's massive for me to hear about your time at school, being a kid or childhood memories!   Your support means the world to me and I hope you enjoy the interviews already up and feel free to drop me an email about any thoughts you have about well... anything!   You can here the show here: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/episode-4-craig-blueberry-muffins/id1450683217?i=1000429192136&mt=2 …   YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtHdplu_JXxshlTs3Y-zHQA?view_as=subscriber …   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3I2en52HhUwBxX8rTbx2WD …  Anchor.FM : https://anchor.fm/the-sammster  You can follow me here: Website: https://www.sammster.com/  YouTube:

Hey Sammster-ers?! No that's not a thing now... My new show 'The Sammster Show' is coming January 28th and I would love for you to be a part of it! That's why I'm inviting you to become a member of The Sammster Squad (I'm avoiding calling it the SS at all costs!) You will get exclusive news about the show before everyone else, access to the shows before they are released including the best ofs... with a twist! You'll be the first to hear about competitions and much more ;) In return I'd love for you to shout from the rooftops about the new show recorded in a classroom, whether by social posts, reviews or hijacking school assemblies! Just drop me a line to contact@sammster.com indicating you'd like to join and I'd love to add you, or to ask me any questions you have about it. If the show or I have provided any value to you, it'd mean the world to me if you became a member. Look forward to hearing from you soon! Thanks, Sammster EMAIL: contact@sammster.com WEBSITE: www.sammster.com INSTAGRAM: @the_sammster TWITTER: @the_sammster FACEBOOK: @the.sammster SNAPCHAT: @the.sammster

Hey! Sorry it's been a while... I have a few announcements about the new show. Due to phrases from teachers such as "we don't have the facilities to launch for you to launch your own radio station" (I don't think they quite understand what I'm trying to do!) the new show is now being launched in January. It will still be by school kids in a classroom, although due to teachers like above it won't be filmed! It seems that I appear to have extremely selective hearing and heard one of my potential co-hosts saying doing the show wasn't really his type of thing as "yes count me in!" But adversity is the bedrock for success and this has given me time to really think about the show's format, the production quality and how I'm presenting it to you, and I can guarantee it's going to come back bigger and better in the New Year! I'll keep you updated on the launch; I'm creating a VIP launch team (let me know if you want to be involved) and a big competition when the show hits! I'm so excited and can't wait! I can't thank you all enough for your patience... you guys are the best! I've loved interacting with you on my socials over the last few weeks where I drop daily videos: TWITTER: @the_sammster INSTAGRAM: @the_sammster FACEBOOK: @the.sammster SNAPCHAT: the.sammster You can also subscribe to my email list so you don't miss an update: WEBSITE: www.sammster.com Thanks for staying subscribed to this feed, I'll let you know all the latest updates on here, on my socials and email list... Speak soon! Sammster

The After School Club podcast is over! But what's bigger than 2 teenagers in front of 2 mics... 3 teenagers in front of 3 mics and a camera! I'm launching a brand new podcast and YouTube show on November 9th!!! CJ and my schedules no longer line up so I'm starting a new show with new co-hosts, a new logo, a new intro & outro but unfortunately not a new Sammster! Make sure you stay subscribed to this feed as I'll keep you updated on exactly where you can find the new show. To make sure you don't miss any exclusive clips or news for the new show make sure you've subscribed to my email list on www.sammster.com and follow me on one of the following socials: FACEBOOK: @the.sammster SNAPCHAT: @the.sammster INSTAGRAM: @the_sammster TWITTER: @the_sammster Thanks, Sammster

A bumper episode it was not! As always a lot was promised with very little being delivered. To mark Ep 20 of the show the following happened: - The first 80s movie review on the show: Ferris Bueller's Day Off. - Sammster explains why a man screamed at him "watch out for the snake!" - CJ talks about literally taking candy from a child and having Pizza Hut shut down for his arrival! Your tweets, Insta comments & emails where also read out to close the show, of where you listen to a show: from building sites to fields! If you want to message the show for Ep 21 you can! As I've started a new school, I want to hear stories of your first days at a new job, school, WHATEVER! Drop them to contact@sammster.com, leave an Insta comment, or Tweet me... Enjoy the extremely non-bumper show! EMAIL: contact@sammster.com INSTAGRAM: @the_sammster TWITTER: @the_sammster SNAPCHAT: @the.sammster WEBSITE: www.sammster.com

A bumper episode it was not! As always a lot was promised with very little being delivered. To mark Ep 20 of the show the following happened: - The first 80s movie review on the show: Ferris Bueller's Day Off. - Sammster explains why a man screamed at him "watch out for the snake!" - CJ talks about literally taking candy from a child and having Pizza Hut shut down for his arrival! Your tweets, Insta comments & emails were also read out to close the show, of where you listen to a show: from building sites to fields! If you want to message the show for Ep 21 you can! As I've started a new school, I want to hear stories of your first days at a new job, school, WHATEVER! Drop them to contact@sammster.com, leave an Insta comment, or Tweet me... Enjoy the extremely non-bumper show! EMAIL: contact@sammster.com INSTAGRAM: @the_sammster TWITTER: @the_sammster SNAPCHAT: @the.sammster WEBSITE: www.sammster.com

Sammster and CJ are back for their weekly catchup, as they sit round like old ladies and talk about whatever! Here's what happened in Ep 19... - The return of The Sammster's sister, Lucia, for her monthly top 10s of the whackiest wisdom the boys have given us this month! - Rich customers doing an auction with Sammster and making sure they remind him of how little money he has! - An impression conversation between Stitch (from Lilo & Stitch) and Boris Johnson! Drop us a line to contact@sammster.com to tell us where you listen to the show! Make sure you've subscribed to the show, so that you don't miss an episode, especially next week's bumper edition... Ep 20!

Episode 18 of After School Club is here! Sammster and CJ talk about the big 3 topics of life: - Human trafficking... - Finding hidden secrets about teachers #CoopCommercials. - CJ being a superior human being as he can get ready in 27 seconds! I hope you enjoy this week's pod! It was a little shorter than normal, so the 80s movie review wasn't able to be squeezed in. Although Ep 19 will be the debut of the feature, kicking it off in style with Sammster reviewing the classic Ferris Bueller's Day Off! On Instagram I'm 10 followers away from 500, and if I make it by Sunday I will do a live Q & A so make sure you've added me there! Speak next week for Ep 19... INSTAGRAM: @the_sammster TWITTER: @the_sammster SNAPCHAT: @the.sammster WEBSITE: www.sammster.com CONTACT@SAMMSTER.COM:

Thanks for checking out Ep 17 of the After School Club podcast! It was a jam-packed show, not saying it was good, but it was packed none-the-less! Sammster & CJ talked: - Barbers taking Sammster hostage! - A TV show visiting Sammster's work for... a bath?! - The soiled pants tour... Yep- that's what happens when 2 schoolboys grab 2 mics! We've been loving all the emails you've been sending in. In Ep 18 Sammster will be reviewing an 80s film to see how it holds up for a 2018 teenager. You can drop your email with your 80s movie suggestion to contact@sammster.com! Thanks for downloading and we look forward to getting an email from you and we'll speak next in Ep 18... EMAIL: contact@sammster.com WEBSITE: www.sammster.com TWITTER: @the_sammster INSTAGRAM: @the_sammster SNAPCHAT: @the.sammster

Sammster and CJ come together once again for their weekly catchup as the Siamese twins have gone separate ways for Sixth Form. Although this does not mean they have grown up as they talk about: - CJ's 1 man vendetta against Pepsi (for putting a plaster in his bottle). - New teachers, some of which forget to breathe, while others fire rugby balls into crowds of innocent students... - The words that are used exclusively by teenagers and what they mean! Most importantly we want to thank you so much for listening, getting in touch and supporting the show. Last week's episode got as many listens in 1 week as the others get in 1 month! That's not down to us but you, you make the show and always will do. Unlike us the podcast is growing up! Enjoy Ep 15 of After School Club, and until the bell rings next week, we're out! WEBSITE: www.sammster.com EMAIL: contact@sammster.com TWITTER & INSTAGRAM: @the_sammster SNAPCHAT: @the.sammster

What a bumper episode to mark Ep 15 of After School Club! Sammster starts his new feature 'Sammster the Agony Aunt' and comes up with an "unconventional" solution to a wireless printer question Karma comes for Sammster when his sister, Lucia, invades the show and does the feature to him, that he's been doing to others for years on national radio stations worldwide, "Sammster: Did he Really Say That?!" Finally CJ comes back with some more radio friendly South Africa anecdotes! Would love for you to email me your question for "Sammster The Agony Aunt" to be featured on Ep 16! EMAIL: contact@sammster.com WEBSITE:www.sammster.com TWITTER: the_sammster INSTAGRAM: the_sammster SNAPCHAT: the.sammster

Welcome back to the After School Club podcast! Episode 14 is one of the greatest shows we’ve ever put together... all the explanations you need are in the 3 bullet points beneath: - 1 Direction conspiracy theories - VERY delayed light changing sunglasses - A TV character impression by CJ The show today is named after a listener, who won my Twitter competition to see who could recommend a friend to get me to 500 followers. I'll be doing more like this on Twitter and Instagram so feel free to follow me so you don’t miss out @the_sammster Next week there will be a top 10 Did he Really Say That?! compiled by my sister for both CJ and I! Also I'll be starting a new feature called Sammster the Agony Aunt, where I will be solving your day to day problems/ minor concerns/ moral dilemmas! The feature will be build off of your emails which you can send to contact@sammster.com - ALL emails will be read out and solutions given! Enjoy Ep 14 of After School Club! Sammster

Ep 13 of After School Club is here! Sammster and CJ somehow manage to fill 40 minutes with: - Anti-poo shops - Sammster's "addiction" to 2p arcade machines but not the 10p machines - Attention seeking siblings You can email the show (contact@sammster) with the following topics: 1) Odd shops you've been in 2) Weird addictions/ obsessions 3) Attention seekers TWITTER: @the_sammster INSTAGRAM: @the_sammster EMAIL: contact@sammster.com WEBSITE: www.sammster.com

"I am the Henry Hoover of Life!" was the most normal thing said on ep #12 of After School Club! No it seriously was... We talk: - Taking on dictators - A crazy teacher... another one! - Dreams of teachers assaulting us after results day EMAIL TOPICS: 1) When adults act like children 2) Best excuses 3) Festival experiences EMAIL: contact@sammster.com INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @the_sammster WEBSITE: www.sammster.com

Welcome to the first ever full Sammster interview. On this show I talk to Bryan Lacey who’s a stand up comedian and MMA commentator. We talk about MMA for the first 40 minutes, where we discuss: - Conor Mcgregor’s return - Daniel Cormier and Jon Jones’ rivalry - How my 20 minutes of wrestling should equip me to beat the bear-wrestling Khabib Nurmagomedov We then move onto Bryan's childhood: - How he will take down his childhood enemy with his best buddy/ one of the greatest UFC heavyweights of all time: Frank Mir - His brother assaulting him with a selection of the following: snooker cues, snooker balls, darts and plates - How his plan to get a girlfriend was to sit under a table and entertain himself with a stick WHAT A BUMPER SHOW! If you’re a new listener, feel free to subscribe, and check out the other After School Club shows, and get in touch: TWITTER: @the_sammster EMAIL: contact@sammster.com WEBSITE: www.sammster.com

Return of the CJ and also his stolen... rock?! Connor joins Sammster once again from Peru, but it's never that simple, as he lists his 3 point plan consisting of the countries problems and how to solve them. 'Morgan Freeman' also joins us on the show for a chat... and then to record CJ's voicemail message! We talk unorthodox cleaning methods, being kidnapped by customers, Nan texting and well... very little more. EMAIL: contact@sammster.com WEBSITE: www.sammster.com TWITTER: @the_sammster

CJ's gone... LEAVE HIM! Connor is hiking in some far away land, so off the bench comes his replacement: CP- Calum. Iffy moments says it all, as we talk: - Dads fixing broken hearts with duck tape - How the Sammster sees elderly people as objects in his way - And CP's friend/ victim is brought on the show- Greenie- who Calum seems to have an unhealthy obsession with! The ASC signed, exclusive mug will be given away next week so don't forget to email, promote etc. the show by then... EMAIL: contact@sammster.com WEBSITE: www.sammster.com TWITTER: @the_sammster

A packed show this week for the boys. Sammster & CJ talk: -Being harassed by infants - Falling asleep on stranger's laps - Racing against Ronald McDonald for a free drink Sammster also brings Calum (CP) off the bench, who is stepping in for CJ next week (I've shipped him off to South Africa) for ep #10. The email topics this week include: 1) Sibling stories/ weird siblings. 2) When were you bullied by an infant? 3) When were you replaced? 4) WHATEVER! EMAIL: contact@sammster.com TWITTER: the_sammster WEBSITE: www.sammster.com

Episode #8 has hit the shelves! While CJ talks about his dream to camp using high tech while his fellow beavers shiver, Sammster has been dealing with some crazy customers- 1 in particular- Magic Dave… Sammster also talks about his school bus nightmare on his first induction day, while CJ reassures him when he joins he will be emitting nuclear energy to his fellow classmates that are “worthy” of his time. It’s another bumper show!

Wassup?! Sammster & CJ are back at it for episode 7. They create radio gold as Sammster talks about: - Tom Holland visiting him in a dream to return his Yankee Candle - Wanting to assault a friendly man on a bus - Being 'celebrity spotted' at Mcdonalds So what does CJ do? What he always does... throws the show off course, and insists that they talk about... Ooga-Booga Land??? Just another session at After School Club...