Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

Barjory Buffet, Cruise Detective, investigates a case of deceit on the seas. Is this murder more than just a murder? No! But murder is bad by itself!! Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet  Eli Lutsky as: Otto Topsy, Blotch  Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy Pediatrist, Erin Van Alvess  Brad Beideman as: Neil  Will Stryker as: Karaoke Boy, The Governor 

Cruise Detective Barjory Buffet is challenged to thwart the cruise casino heist of master thief The Satin Seagull. Can she do it? Maybe with the help of a pizza robot, an obscure impersonator act, and not Neil!Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, BuffaloonGreg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin SeagullJohn Lemelman as: Quig, Vault Guard, and Kidsino KidBrad Beideman as: NeilEli Lutsky as: Malcolm Gladwell Impersonator, Normal WaiterMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy Pediatrist, Scottish Waiter

Barjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is better than getting (getting killed, that is!!!!!), in this sort of interactive mini mystery!Edited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetPablo Escobosa as: Junior Inspector SantaWill Stryker as: Mean SantaMagi Calcagne as: Narrator

Barjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso!Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetAllie Wittner as: Frittata McMuffin Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Joan

Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up!Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetJohn Lemelman as: Puglassie, Pugnasty, Captain LeonbergerBen Ellenberg as: Lieutenant Harbormaster Gifford Roscoe Brad Beideman as: NeilMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy

Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back!Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetKaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium Kevin McCarthy as: Abernathy SharkWill Stryker as: S.A. DorkfishEli Lutsky as: Chris/Mr. RemoraMagi Calcagne as: Narrator/PegBrad Beideman as: NeilShaquille O’Neal as: Himself (archive audio)

When a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy washy blood!Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetEli Lutsky as: Prince GeraldoWill Stryker as: Prince NedwaldoKaylin Mahoney as: Queen Winceworth John Lemelman as: Giaccamo, Wallis Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

Barjory's greatest foes escape the Sail Jail, hungry for a yummy snack called revenge! Oh my god! It's three versus one and a Neil in the season finale to end all episodes this season!Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet the Cruise DetectiveKaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy QuariumWill Stryker as: Aloejandro van AlvessGreg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin SeagullBrad Beideman as: Neil GregMagi Calcagne as: Piggy Podiatrist, Narrator, Nikki McNarkols Jordan Wold as: Dr. Niles GregMelissa Strype: Margamin Joey Pleasants as: Benjory Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach

Recorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before murder comes back for an encore and really hams it up this time??Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetMagi Calcagne as: Maude Yonkers, Narrator, Background VoicesKevin McCarthy as: Alvin O’Calvin, Background VoicesBrad Beideman as: Neil Greg, Background VoicesAND, vote for us in the Audio Verse Awards if you want!https://audioverseawards.net/vote/We’re nominated for Lead Actor, Supporting Actor, Audio Play Production, Writing for an Audio Play Production, and Action Sound Design in a Production.To vote, get a laptop, find us (control-F it maybe), and drag us to the right with whoever else you wanna vote for! It’s that simple! Medium simple!

Produced in response to an angry voicemail, this verbatim reading of a Dame Drewzel Scream short story is sure to please diehard fans and her son who left the voicemail. Barjory solves a crime by looking at a cartoon in a really smart and good story by the matriarch of a smart and good family. Don’t sue us please!Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Rachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetMagi Calcagne as: Narrator

Before Barjory Buffet became the only anybody to have jurisdiction over international waters, she was an asshole in her 20’s who had no idea how to live. Barjory’s first foray into crime solving is classic story of a landlocked woman following her own horniness to bring about justice.Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Woman SpeakingMagi Calcagne as: Narrator

Barjory makes her stance on the police really very clear.Postcards to print and send to your representative/city council member about the stupidly disproportionate police budget:https://imgur.com/a/aSdZoG9CW: Mentions of murder, police violence, sexual abuse by police

With all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about.Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil GregMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, NeighborWe also have masks now! You'd better wear a mask and if you want it can be OURS!https://www.redbubble.com/i/mask/Barjory-Buffet-The-Cruise-Detective-Hawaiian-Shirt-Mask-by-bradbeideman/51808070.9G0D8https://www.redbubble.com/i/mask/Barjory-Buffet-The-Cruise-Detective-Mask-by-bradbeideman/51807982.9G0D8

Wait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No???Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, and, sorry what else? Much much more??? Aaahhh!!https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd

Barjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore, and a whole lotta Neil in this epic-poem-length episode!! Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregKaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy QuariumWill Stryker as: Aloejandro van AlvessGreg Goodness as: The Satin SeagullEli Lutsky as: King Al GoreMelissa Strype as: Marjomin BuffetJoey Pleasants as: Benjory BuffetJordan Wold as: Niles GregElijah Katz as: Rodge BadgebeachNako Narter as: LennyKelsey Buckley as: BennyMagi Calcagne as: Narrator And check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd

The tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying to uninvent crime, a bunch of other ones, and then Neil. (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregPierce Campion as: Seth LePodKyle McCormick as: Marv MorrowDanielle Shvartsman as: Eelixandra PhibiousKevin McCarthy as: Dr. Krillian Salmonelli, BeefcakeJulia Lebow as: Dr. Pirhonda SandollerNako Narter as: Dr. Amandatee CrabagailKelsey Buckley as: Dr. Marliny FishgeraldYesi Rego as: HologramMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

This rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregYesi Rego as: Lizzlie DrizzleKevin McCarthy as: Cycloney TonyNako Narter as: Blanche AvalancheBranson Knowles as: AnchorJulia Lebow as: Game Show ContestantKelsey Buckley as: Game Show AnnouncerMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

https://www.patreon.com/bbthecdWhat a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!

It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetBrad Beideman as: Neil GregHannah Jones as: Captain MildreadfulPablo Escobosa as: Jack SbarroMark Gallagher as: Stuffbeard the PirateMarcos Gonzales as: Nicoleast ApartheidDamon Howard as: Captain StroganoffKatie Bowman as: BlondebobKelsey Buckley as: ShipwreckeccaJake Hess as: Drent DickridgeMagi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist