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Join us, two Paris Hilton enthusiasts / Australian icons and our long suffering producer on a self-absorbed road to life improvement, spiritual wellbeing and attention seeking. It’s time to navigate the new world (although be aware we have no idea where we are going)
“What Could Go Wrong” is an adventure for the modern day ‘Yes Wom*n’ that each week tackles the age old question “What if we just said yes to anything?”.
Bare witness to adventures such as; becoming attracted to a Tree Frog Medicine practitioner, traditional Javanese Vaginal Fogging, being locked out of a car by an abusive bird watcher, trialling motherhood, unveiling the actual Banksy*, Becoming the Sultan and Sultana of Brunei, Baptisms, Exorcisms, Pie Eating competitions, Axe Throwing etc etc.
Despite there being no man to politely open the door for us, we still manage to get inside of Dungeon Beach Studios each week to simultaneously bring you fresh content whilst crushing the patriarchy with our bare fists. Luckily we drink so much during recording we don’t need to pay for public transport home because ambulances are free.
So click on the subscribe button as fast as our producer Mouth used to click delete on ‘girls kissing’ from her internet browser when she was 12. I mean really, What Could Go Wrong??
*alleged.
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If you wanna be my lover.....you gotta listen to my Tedtalk on what really happened to Jon Benet Ramsey.It’s Christmas and yes we have donned our gayest apparel and are ready to pay tribute to the Ghost of Mariah Carey’s past. Join us this week in our most dangerous task to date, as we advertise our Detective and Spying services through a low res Gumtree ad. Yes this may be against what you refer to as the ‘law’. We see laws as more of a light moral suggestion, hold the morals.We’ve always fancied ourselves as Private Dicks. What could go wrong?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
As the dawn of the modern age enters the phase of apocalyptic awakening, the girls from What Could Go Wrong need your help to settle an ancient grudge – Who’s the better feminist? And because nothing screams feminism like pitting two women against each other we decide to record a live, extremely competitive podcast over three nights at Fringe Festival. With the help of our incredibly drunk audience, live band 'The Wage Gap', special guests, sponsors, prizes, potential nudity and late-night debauchery, this is the ‘choose your own adventure’ Wheel of Mis-Fortune drinking game where not even the hosts know the outcome.Listen in for an interactive game show where anyone could end up drunk and/or naked – What Could Go Wrong?Sponsored by Juju Cup - the most eco friendly locally made tup cup.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this, the last week of a televised mating ritual/train wreck that we call 'The Bachelorette' , we find out that it is in fact, us, who are indeed ‘too country to function’.A mud bath, tractor ride and cursed muffin later – join us in discovering who will win the hearts of Elly and Becky. Will the Mothman avert disaster? Will Pete scream for 15 minutes as he falls out of an aeroplane? Is Elly covered in Bushman’s insect repellent considering the producers have co-erced her into a dusk bath directly next to a swamp? How has Mel screwed the pooch this time? Do you know the muffin man? AND WHERE …..IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK… IS OSHER?!!?!?!? The grand finale of that no one is waiting for….The Bachelorette 2020. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
As is tradition, we reach the final weeks in the mansion and The Bachelorette has become a dwindling cess-pool with several overgrown tadpoles still flapping about, gently moaning "pick me, choose me....love...me"In the race for a two week post finale relationship/stint on the now cancelled Bachelor in Paradise - the final contestants continue to fight for the love of two spooky milkmaids. More importantly - WHERE IS OSHER? IS HE SAFE? HAS ANYBODY SEEN HIM?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bachelorette week two will come your way soon, promise (but no promises). In the meantime we travel back in time to season one, when we were even worse at making podcast than we are today. Lucky you. Being a feminist is great, but have you ever succumbed to the ancient ways of being pressured to cleanse your Miss V in an unnecessary and confusing ceremony? This week Storm and Mel meet the Crocodile of Seminyak and try a traditional Vulva Fogging known as a Rattus Vagina.Special guest stars Renly Baratheon, Stanley Ipkis, Emma Stone and Jonah Hill join us as we discover what it really means to turn your ticking time bomb of womanhood into a ripe, non-fatal papaya.I mean really, what could go wrongSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join us for the recap of episode three and four of The Bachelorette 2020. In this Country Road Pinterest-board-reality-television event of the year, proffesional wakeboarders fight against Mothmen as snowboarders take on Mr Italy, Mr Polynesia and a sexy prawn. Welcome...... to Pascal's Funeral. BYO juggling balls. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Channel ten has gotten a lot of recent flack for its whitewashed cast, so this time they’ve done something different….really subverting our expectations. There’s TWO blonde girls now.And they are…..down to earth. Join us as we recap each episode of the Bachelorette 2020 as we meet the men vying for Becky and Ellie's hearts/roses/country road towels, feat. Pennywise, Mothman, 6 guys lost at a bush doof, a dolphin, Mr Italy and Cupid himself.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oh praise someone or other, it's the last two hours of our precious lives we have to waste on Lockie Gilbert. Tear up those NDAs girls - we made it. It's the end of the season and thus the end of our longest most painful fucking challenge ever. Did we learn anything? Would we do it again? Will somebody get a replica of Lockies thrid nip tattooed on their 'nus? Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Webster's (urban) Dictionary defines 'Blake' as "a virile alpha type with dark or light complexion". In this episode we are joined by Blake Coleman, controversial bad-boy and forth runner up in absolute icon Sophie Monk's Bachelorette Season. Join us as we find out the answer to who really pissed in Jarred's pot plant, does Osher ever break character and what exactly is Lockie's phone number? What could go wrong?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's week 17.5 million and apparently due to covid budget cuts the mansion is now actually a Starbucks/ Magnum ad that 7 desperately toey women, 2 terminally bored alpacas and 1 possessed limousine have to coexist in. Meanwhile Lockie learns how to use an umbrella.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's week 15, or maybe it's 5? This season is making us drink too much. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we ask Australia the important questions, such as "why is Roxy crying, now?" "Are they Llamas or Alpacas? How did a backpacker get into the mansion? and why does Lockie enjoy eating mild?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we have become medievil conspiracy theorists, but at least we don't enter on climax. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's week two, and Mel is most likely vomiting somewhere so Storm is joined by reality tv enthusiast and fellow virgo Gil, clink.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join the 'cool under dogs' of Bachelor Podcasts as they recap the first two episodes of this shit show of a season. It's only week one and we are already have 'woken up next to Rob Schneider' levels of disappointment in everyone other than Dave in candles and Barry in bukkake. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to Lockdown.No not as in Covid, as in 28 single women attempt to tie down Lock - our 2020 Australian Bachelor.Join us each week as we unravel the mystery of Lock's 'Strength and Honour' tattoo and discover what is under the penguin suit. Together we can decipher why one of the women enters the mansion carrying a handful of wheat and countdown the time it takes before one of the contestants falls in love with Osher .....Will Lock find love in the Bachie mansion or will it be another Honey Badger scenario....What Could Go Wrong?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The reviews are in for our first live Fringe Show !Critics are raving, at what they can only describe as "two hours" .... "it got a few laughs" some even stating that they "really wanted to like it".Next stop - Hollywood!!!!!!!!!! (hospital.... i ate a realllly huge zucchini)Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Let's take two girls (early to early thirties)Both filthy rich (incorrect)From the bright lights (the flashlight on Mel's iphone is literally always accidentally on in her bra)Into the sticks (this bit may be accurate)From velvet robes (velour)To cattle poles (trolley poles)Lets take away their limousines (vwgold/ hyundai i30 with broken alternator)Their credits cards and shopping sprees (paypal but yes)Well they're both spoilt rotten (??)Will they cry when they hit bottom? (i'm literally never not crying)Heaven knows who can survive (it's anyone's game)This simple country kind of liiiiiife In this minisode we give details for our upcoming LIVE show, 6th Feb 7.30pm at The Dutch Trading Co!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Why is Santa’s sack so full?Because he only comes once a year. ‘The 12 days of Christmas’ is mostly just some dude giving heaps of birds and humans as presents and that’s just not appropriate in 2019. I mean, I’d take the twelve lords leaping because CAMMMPPP. Instead, we give you the twelve poddies of Christmas - a distant relative of the four horseman of the apocalypse. Take a trip of acid down memory lane as we countdown our version of the twelve step program in a special poddiversary episode Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Webster's dictionary defines reality as 'the quality or state of being real'. Despite our frozen foreheads, Black&Decker pecker wreckers, weaves and for no clear reason the plastic vulva Storm wears down her bike shorts - you don't get much more real than us. Join us on our quest to sit on a couch and be not-paid to offer our witticisms and judgements on others who are on worse reality shows than ours. Will we succeed or won't we - this is a bigger mystery than how Lee Hardinge's Wasabi won an ARIA* or why Storm thinks she can still audition for teenage roles in School Musicals. Signing off - Kristin Stewart & Rainn Wilson (sworn enemies of Kathy Griffin and Kyle Sandilands feat. Charlize Theron in Monster) What Could Go Wrong - "Get me out of here"* Should have won severalSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/what-could-go-wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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