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“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.

However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.


For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com



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No Love For Spies

No Love For Spies

2021-09-1015:58

No Love For SpiesNo one understands Hartro and her world...________This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.________Content warnings:Alcohol use & alcoholismKidnappingBullying & insultsSnakes & snake bitesPhysical violence & injuryDiscussions of: poisoning & death.Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints.SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting & vocalised suffering, choking.Transcript: https://bit.ly/3BXuE3mThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Stellar Firma created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallI.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisHartro Piltz/Ro: Jenny HaufekDavid 7/Seven: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman/Rex: Tim Meredith'No Love For Spies' written and directed by Jenny Haufek'No Love For Spies' music by Katie Seaton, based on an improvisation by Jenny HaufekEditing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Nico VetteseStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by Adam Wayne Gistarb, Susy Christiansen, WilliamJMeyer, joedeshon, Nimlos, rivernile7, JenFarrow, 7h3_lark, Breviceps, steveygos93, PatrickLieberkind and previously credited artists via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
David's Place

David's Place

2021-09-0311:20

David's PlaceFor Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall._____This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:FoodAlcohol & alcoholismSFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing.Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallI.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman and Angry Jim: Tim MeredithAnnouncer: Jeffrey Nils GardnerKT the Coin Friend: Katie SeatonWritten by Ben Meredith'David's Place' theme music by Katie Seaton, inspired by the song 'Little Clone Baby' by Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by JarredGibb, 3bagbrew, Evil_Ear_Recordings, tim.kahn, 15FPanskaDavid_Matous, babagau, lchapman1980, joeboarder14, Leandri140029, InspectorJ, 15GPanskaZacekSamuel, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.Additional music:Frogs Legs Rag by Kevin MacLeod,Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5761-frogs-legs-ragLink to licence: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice HourHi, kids! Is it vice? Is it admiral? Is it fun? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour!Hooray!_____This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:Propaganda & dystopiaDehumanisation & discriminationCanon-typical traumaDiscussions of: death, violenceMentions of: foodSFX: bellsTranscript: https://bit.ly/3zIEzZQThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' written and performed by Maddy Searle'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' theme music performed by Maddy Searle, based on improvised song by Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by joedeshon, JarredGibb, shelbyshark, MariaMNobre and previously credited artists via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Time Bots!

Time Bots!

2021-08-2006:37

Geistman Productions proudly presents:Time Bots!"Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."_____This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:Discussions of: policing, deathMentions of: guns, alcoholSFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosionsTranscript for this episode: https://bit.ly/2XKZoWEThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall'Time Bots!' written and performed by Tim Meredith'Time Bots!' theme music by Katie Seaton, built on an improvised song by Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by freedomfightervictor, HeyHeyHHere, Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli, InspectorJ, SoundsExciting, Iwiploppenisse, couchHero, TolerableDruid6, JarredGibb, bone666138, naturenotesuk and previously credited artists via freesound.org.Additional music:Hitman by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitmanLink to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licensePrelude and Action by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4236-prelude-and-actionLink to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episodeWe found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting!_____Content warnings:Alcohol & alcoholismDrugs & substance useInnuendo & sexual referencesMind control & memory wipingToilet humourDiscussions of: medical equipment & procedures, explosions, emotional manipulation, time loopsMentions of: physical violence & death, coma, food, agoraphobiaSFX: ongoing hum, sudden loud shouting (15:20 – 16:30)Transcript: https://bit.ly/2WLdIxZThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:David 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Behind the Waveform: The Making of Stellar FirmaRhys Tirado, reporter for the Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest, has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma, and finds out what makes them go "tick tock, tick tock, ring ring, genius time". _____Content warnings:UnrealityInnuendo & sexual referencesDiscussions of: food, conspiracy thinking, comedic violenceMentions of: razors & blades, death & murder, gunsSFX: background chatter, mechanical clanking, staticThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kS3HXWCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:Rhys Tirado as The InterviewerHelen Gould as Helen GouldImogen Harris as Imogen HarrisJenny Haufek as Jennifer HaufekBen Meredith as award-winning artist Ben MeredithTim Meredith as award-adjacent artist Tim MeredithMaddy Searle as Maddy SearleKatie Seaton as Katie SeatonEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by mikemoons, btherad2000, Geenburg, AbdrTar, inchadney, Fringer_Cat, BeeProductive and previously credited artists via freesound.org.Additional music:Interstellar Mood by Nico Staf (YouTube Audio Library)Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb466hS4-rsCanon In D arranged for two harps by Kevin MacLeodLink to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6959-canon-in-d-for-two-harpsLink to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two, in which we delve into the notorious episode 62...Content warnings:Innuendo & sexual referencesDiscussions of: body horror & deathMentions of: alcohol, comedic violenceSFX: occasional beepingTranscript: https://bit.ly/3kRfLsuThank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: Michelle Snow and Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at:RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
STL Season 3 Outtakes 2What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn...Content warnings:Innuendo & sexual referencesMentions of: deathSFX: loud beeps throughout, coughing, shouting & crosstalkTranscript link: https://bit.ly/3jdXRkIThank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallFeaturing: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Maddy Searle, Jenny Haufek, Annie Fitch and Amy Dickinson. Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
David's Fact Corner

David's Fact Corner

2021-06-2504:36

David's Fact Corner #1A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts!Today's Fact: the Universe's Tallest Structure.Researched, written & narrated by David 7. Recorded by I.M.O.G.E.N.Content warnings:Mentions of: mass deathOriginally released on 27th March 2020, exclusively to Rusty Knights and Rusty Nobles on Patreon. Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: David Devereux and Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&ATim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community.Content warnings:Spoilers for all of Stellar FirmaDiscussions of: death (inc. mass death), food, smokingMentions of: guns, drugs & alcohol, canon-typical trauma, COVID-19 pandemicSFX: occasional beepingLink to transcript: https://bit.ly/2TMdXanThank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy!Content warnings:InnuendoDiscussions of: graphic death & injury in space, exerciseMentions of: knives, fascism, violence & injury (inc. eye trauma), food, alcoholSFX: occasional beepingLink to transcript: https://bit.ly/3xCQ3wGThank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: Michelle Snow, Katie Seaton and Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at:RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
STL Season 3 Outtakes 1What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn... Content Warning for:InnuendoMentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, deathSFX: loud beeps throughoutLink to transcript: https://bit.ly/3zzarR3 Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallFeaturing: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Jenny Haufek and Helen Gould. Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 76 - Elections and EndingsWonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise.Content warnings:Alcohol & alcoholismBullying & tauntingPhysical violence & threatsPrejudice & discriminationManipulationDiscussions of: death & murder, biological essentialism.Mentions of: injury, innuendo, food, nausea, guns, memory loss.SFX: screaming & shouting, tinkling, squelching, bells, rumbling & smashing, machinery sounds, alarms.Link to transcripts: https://cutt.ly/AnuSCK3Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallAdditional Scripting by Tim MeredithSeries Showrunner Tim MeredithPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman & Sigmund Shankeray: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekNo.1: Amy DickinsonNo. 48: Rachel MeredithCranewillis: Sam RaeHarry: Simon PlotkinEnola: Helen GouldA.L.E.X.: Alexander J. NewallWally the Wallet: Maddy SearleEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by InspectorJ, ProductionNow, ingeverschatse, nooly, Rico_Casazza, Ruvhjnvdkvndjine, qubodup, squashy555, Lydmakeren, ShortRecord, crcavol, dster777, soundjoao, DWOBoyle, kyles, JarredGibb, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Cell31_Sound_Productions, WavJunction.com, joepayne & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.Additional music:Teddy Bear Waltz by Kevin MacLeodTeddy Bear WaltzLicence: Standard licenseSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites*CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingElectrocution (inc. SFX)Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX)Panic attack (inc. SFX)Sexual references.Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination.Mentions of: unsafe consumption, food, death, body modification, dismemberment.SFX: machinery, screaming, vomit, deep tone alarm, loud flushing.Links to transcriptsdoc: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:w:/g/EbbMoyKJbTpEri2ujkUhZl4BJB7hc-VM5TSwQvQcnpEHGg?e=Y8VFHGpdf: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EVD-T8ORyaVPiiQF59YTuH4BcnU162l2gSrm8eT3dq9-Lg?e=ihoEtDThank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekEditing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by Aiwha, kev_durr, AudioRiggs, StephenSaldanha, ThunderQuads, qubodup, humanoide9000, Skullsmasha, SpliceSound, Bastard Fish & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.Additional music:Voxel Revolution by Kevin MacLeodhttps://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7017-voxel-revolutionLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseHitman by Kevin MacLeodhttps://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitmanLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat.Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier.Content warnings:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingPhysical violence (inc. SFX)GunsElectrocution (inc. SFX). Discussions of: repeated loss of consciousness, existential crisis.Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & murder, rats, war, food, injury (inc. self-injury).SFX: drinking, repetitive low-pitched alarm, loud machinery, rumbling.Links to transcripts:DOC: https://bit.ly/33UXvXh PDF: https://bit.ly/33WKHzSpecial thanks to Lain for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by spoonsandlessspoons, mindlesstrails & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.RQG dice sets: https://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous EmpathyPenelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays.Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux carboard moth rocket; creative encyclopaedia editing.Content Warning for:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingDepressionWar & murder (inc. discussion of mass death)MothsEmetophobia (inc. SFX).Discussion of: drunkenness, childhood trauma, food, classism.Mentions of: self-injury, guns, violence.SFX: water, low-pitched alarm, rumbling.Transcript: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EaEvWl8Wd-NOoYTPkrP4TbYBenZP8rrccWJI9yEzMINE8A?e=DKNN56Special thanks to Lillian Bokun for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by schafferdavid, humanoide9000, JarredGibb, dobroide, jrssandoval, Greencouch, halimturk, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.Additional music:George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffleLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine SuccourGloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright.Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingDiscrimination & prejudiceElectrocutionWar & murder.Discussions of: blinding, cannibalism, bees, family trauma, therapy.Mentions of: death, food, blood, fire, alcohol, gunsSFX: bubbling, loud rumbling & growlingTranscript: https://cutt.ly/3bjW05OSpecial thanks to Matt for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newal;Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by florianreichelt, wavjunction.com, InspectorJ, szegvar, ristooooo1, humanoide9000, peepholecircus, kev_durr & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.Additional music:George Street Shuffle by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3800-george-street-shuffleLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 71 - Bathin and BallisticsHead of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.Content Warning for:Alcohol & alcoholismBullying/tauntingEmotional abuseInnuendoGermophobia and emetophobiaDiscussion of: physical violence, death, warMentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, foodSFX: repetitive alarm.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vvChT8USpecial thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithBathin, Grand Duke of Galactonium: Travis McElroyHead of Ballistics Akteraks: Annie FitchEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX bytim.kahn, jayfrosting, CuddleNucks, PatrickLieberkind, nickb1608, JarredGibb, WavJunction.com, Benboncan, noiseloop, maxlacaria, Werra, szegvari, GregorQuendel, florianreichelt, wangzhuokun, kyles, InspectorJ, nikitralala, alonnaallen, grubzyy & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-AdvancementLine Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager.Content Warning for:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingEmotional abuseEmetophobia (inc SFX)Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood traumaMentions of: fire & immolation, death, blood, electrocution, toilet humourSFX: shouting, staticTranscript: https://cutt.ly/2vjxpdRSpecial thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Eddie Ryan, nihhon, Anna Kiselevich, Jade Rose Fulford, Anrea Jones, Ashley McManus, Kate Schwichtenberg, Eric Magnuson, Kyle Jett Peterson, Stripey Tail, Si Porter, Nr.9, Deandra Mosura, Isaac Persad, and all of our other supporters. Thank You!If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekBathin: Travis McElroyEditing: Maddy Searle and Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by qubodup, Udit Duseja, Inspector J, boodabomb, ciaranm758, kbnevel, JessKawaiiXxX, kalhan, gumballrimpoche & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.Additional music:Running Fanfare by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4312-running-fanfareLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 69 - Posturing and ProliferationAlisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions.Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingAlcohol & alcoholismBody modificationThreats of violencePanickingDiscussion of: decapitation & dismemberment, depressionMentions of: food, body horror, fire, war, guns, blood, self-injury.SFX: gagging, water sounds, fire.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucV6HnDSpecial thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Vigdís Heiðbrá Guðmundsdóttir, Rachael, SomeVariationOfGay, KJ, Grayson Genter, Kaela Roy, Hunter Harder, Jorge García, Emily Krichmar, Dyon Puts, i think ur pretty cool, Autumn Seel-Baker, Clara Rigual Munoz, rainy j, potpourri, Chloe, Μυρτώ Απλαντή, Brian Sullivan, Варя Бородина, Iwona Gajór, & Ásgerður Ósk.If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by sgcardinal, bbrocer, martian, EminYILDIRIM, RoganMcDougald, MrAuralization, dobroide, kyles, InspectorJ, draftcraft, AnLorenzo & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/TWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.comStellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Lin

4 ads in first couple mins, all with annoying volume increase. Not enough show between ads to keep me here.

Apr 9th
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dungeonsanddragonsanddonuts

I miss this show. ❤ So good! I really liked both the episodic parts and the overarching plot stuff, and I always laughed a lot.

Nov 24th
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Shadowmunkey99

took 3 min to get to the episode

Nov 11th
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Khamerron Kizer

This was lovely, but the most surprising part was the RoW ad at the end.

Nov 6th
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Shadowmunkey99

the end of the episode is missing

Oct 19th
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Knight of Hylia

1: Oh my god I love Alex's AI voice. Alex's voices never fail to bring me joy :D 2: Man... I kinda feel bad for Trexel, and I REALLY feel bad for Hartro. Though I'd love some sort of bonus episode giving us a look at the shenanigans that happen on that escape pod 3: Yes! David is freeeee! \o/ I'm so happy for them! 4: HOLY SHIT THEY MADE THE BEAUTIFUL SPACE PIRATE CAMPAIGN CANON!!! Which, if I remember correctly, means that it is canon that Bathin and David become lovers. Hell yeah!

Oct 14th
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Marvin McCann

I love this series. my favorite one hands down

Jul 10th
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Corcelim

I miss the show and I'm going to miss the outtakes too. Stella Firma is a golden masterpiece!

Jul 3rd
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Huda Abbasi

This is just adorable! More facts please!

Jun 28th
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Corcelim

I'm sad that the show is over but it's still fun to hear Ben & Tim talk about the process of building the story.

Jun 18th
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Corcelim

Poor David 7...

Apr 13th
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vanessa

HOT ! lmaooo this was amazing

Jan 28th
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Reshi Bunny

this is neue deutsche welle as fuck i love it

Dec 28th
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Ollie_ander

god I love this podcast 😌

Dec 20th
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Kelly Ann

I actually really like this song ❤️

Dec 9th
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Caleb de Winter

I didn't expect it to be /good/

Nov 25th
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The Sweet Shop

NEW FAVORITE SONG.

Nov 21st
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Faten

Dying at the Magnus references 😂😂😂😂

Oct 30th
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Dara

I ♥ this podcast so much!

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Rob Finch

Glorious, madcap, openly derivative, joyful nonsense. Love it muchly.

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