AFLoquence: a footy podcast

The boys are back after a wee 62 week lay off to prove they save their best for September. Up 'em.

If a week is a long time in footy, then a fortnight is an eternity. Emil and Bart catch up on all (some) of the footy news (goss) from the past two weeks (month). The boys find balance in their weekends, and work towards balance in all things, as says the book of Mundy. Emil delivers some luke warm takes and Bart has moved into the hood and is side by side with some stars, guess what kind of dog they have. All in all a lovely footy (life) chat. 

Emil and Bart are lamenting the finish or Rising Festival, tasting tasty quail eggs, and learning more from the book of Mundy. 

Emil and Bart are back talking all things Mundy, having a high crack at Jack Ginnivan, and packing up and shipping the Demons off across the waves. 

Bart and Emil are back in Narrm for the first IRL podcast ever. They chat Dusty, the Roos, the Saints and the Blues, before giving their tips for round 11. It's good to be back baby, get thee to the 'G. 

Emil and Bart bring you the second silver pod of the season. Bart announces his candidacy for CEO of the league, Emil hopes desperately the bottom hasn't fallen out of his takeaway Pho container, and the boys bemoan their terrible tips of last week. Will the Blues show themselves to be as hollow as an easter egg this sunday? Do the Saints enjoy playing on the holy weekend? We dunno, do your own research. 

Emil and Bart are bursting with excitement as Round 1 is just around the corner. On this weeks episode the gents go through their hot tips for the round, and Emil takes us on a stroll down memory lane, or should we say a stroll down Arden street, with a little history segment on the North Melbourne Kangaroos. Get in tough at afloquence@gmail.com or on instagram with any of your ideas/thoughts. 

Bart and Emil are back at their bullsh*t once again for 2022, this week they run through (almost) every team in the comp and share their thoughts on their chances for next season. Who will slide, who will rise, and why is Damien Barrett such a flog? Footy's back and it's come at just the right time. Get in touch with AFLoquence here or insta/email afloquence@gmail.com with ideas and thoughts for 2022

Prelims are in town (if you live in Adelaide or Perth) and the boys are back dissecting last week and talking about the weekend to come. 

It's double diamond pod time as the fellas are chock full of testosterone following 2 double dub weeks in a row. Bart and Emil wonder if Port are to be trusted, why Collingwood is like an unpumped ball, and what another double dub week will do to their perception of reality. 

Afloquence is back after the gang took a managed rest over the bye rounds. This week the sad boys are talking about emotionally checking out, Heat lamps at Metricon stadium, Ace Buckley, and all things football related.

The boys are back for Sir Doug Nicholls round talking alternative venues, history making, and a plague carrying Ratts.

This week the boys are back from a scheduled rest after being carefully managed, to talk all things AFL. Emil and Bart are back with chat on Grippo, meat eating Tom McDonald and the elusive Golden Pod. 

Big Bart and Enormous Emil smash words and crash ideas in this fully fuelled footy pod pod pod. Riding on a wave of testosterone the boys talk shake ups, Norf, and learn from the calm and wise teachings of Sensei Scott. 

Bless up to the Footy Gods, Round 7 is finally here! This week on the pod, John Worsefold stops by to give some terrible advice, Emil and Bart lament the losses of their terrible ‘not good’ teams, and the boys hop on a plane to NZ to visit Dustys dad. Stand!

After a respectful silence to honour the death of Prince Phillip, the boys are back to test their testosterone as the AFL season continues. Thank goodness they're both now proud Bulldogs supporters and couldn't be happier at the top of the tree. They talk glimmers of hope, Woosha the messiah, and salivate at the very idea of some actual success 

This week on Afloquence. Emil gets ripped from the jaws of despair after a solid win from the blues, whilst Bart sheds tears over his horrible Saints. Theres also lots of chat about lost teeth, testosterone, and getting to the bottom of ‘who’s good’.

What a week in footy. The Cygnetts and Crows flew high, but the Bombers crash landed, and Danger crashed through. The Saints climbed the beanstalk, the Blues were too green, and poor old (young) Matt Rowell just can't catch a break. 

The Footy Gods have answered your prayers, with the return of AFLoquence for season 2021. This Ep Emil and Bart spit truths on all things pre season, AFLW, the Hallowed Turf, and of course our hot tips for round 1. Play on!

Bart and Emil are back for round 2, tips, news, and ramblings, plus a special history segment about footy during the time of the Spanish Flu of 1919.