Apodcastalypse

Hygiene educator Wally Washingham joins Chalcedony and Clef to discuss best practices when it comes to personal hygiene in a post-apocalyptic world. It turns out Wally is also an amateur folk singer and shares a handful of his hygiene-centric songs. 

Physicist and time expert Dr. Cassi Peia chats with Clef and Chalcedony about how time will be impacted by the apocalypse. Despite Dr. Peia's best effort, the hosts struggle to understand the science and concepts behind time. 

Dr. D.V. Station joins hosts Clef and Chalcedony to discuss happiness in a post-apocalyptic world and why the Dalai Lama is wrong about happiness (and baldness). Clef also receives a call from what may be a long-lost parent.

Join Apodcastalypse producers J. Allen Bell and Mark Adams as they take listeners behind the scenes at Apodcastalypse, share some bloopers, and talk about their favorite moments from the first season. Note from J. Allen and Mark: This episode only includes a small handful of our favorite moments and “best of” clips. In honest truth we love each and every episode and guest we’ve had on the show this season. If we included everything we wanted the episode would have been 12 hours long and no one wants a 12 hour episode of a podcast. Additionally we’d like to offer our thanks and shout out to everyone who helped with the podcast – All the listeners who submitted questions for our guests, Andrew Lopo for the amazing theme music (and Christmas music), Ryan Flett for teaching us about loving our Bigfooted friends, Tim Nelson for making cannibalism sound fun, Ryan Grau for the special offers, Erin Zinzer and Sabina Spicer for teaching us the difference between brioche and bagels, Kara Hayes for giving us the sounds of love, Tom Ono for the truck nuts, Ben Fillerup for the Death Panel, and to our wonderful hosts Corey Gjerman and Brandy Bell! Cheezy but true. Oh, and thanks to Paisley Jackson Smith for missing so much work.

There is a bit of a miscommunication at the heart of this week's episode about communications. Clef and Chalcedony were expecting an expert on Flowers however it turns out Dr. Toby Dyson is instead an expert in communications. It also turns out that Dr. Dyson has an agenda of his own for his Apodcastalypse podcast appearance. 

Dr. Richard Coddler stops by the studio to discuss healthcare in the post-apocalypse. In addition to healthcare related topics, Dr. Coddler talks with Clef and Chalcedony about a new Apple Product that will help aid in post-apocalypse healthcare decisions.

Our hosts are snowed in at a hotel outside of Detroit. Far from home, far from friends and family, and feeling a little down, Clef and Chalcedony are reminded of the true spirit of the holidays as some famous friends stop by to visit, with gifts in hand.

Kenosha, WI transportation planner Chadwick Morimoto is our guest this month as we discuss transportation in the post apocalypse. Not only is Mr. Morimoto an expert in Transportation but he is also an apocalypse enthusiast and very well may be from a different universe. 

Professional matchmaker Dr. Gina Dreyfus joins Clef and Chalcedony  to discuss dating, romantic communication, and sex in a post apocalyptic world. Dr. Dreyfus also talks with our hosts about her quest to find her long-lost son.

Cupcake Wars contestants Polly Jackson Smith and Cotton Taylor Monroe discuss baking in a post-apocalyptic world with limited resources. Polly and Cotton also spend a bit of confessing and apologizing to each other for past transgressions.

Agriculturalist Derrick Browder joins hosts Chalcedony Figaro-Scott and Cleff Crescendo from his farm in Washington to discuss how an apocalypse would impact farming. Mr. Browdirt not only shares his expertise on farming but also has a great number of investment opportunities to share with both our hosts and our listeners as well. 

Hunting and survival expert Jeffrey D. Campbell joins hosts Chalcedony Figaro-Scott and Cleff Crescendo to discuss how the humans will hunt for food and survive off the land after an apocalypse. Our hosts also find out that Mr. Campbell has quite a different diet than most people. 

 Wildlife biologist Dr. Andy Walton joins hosts Chalcedony Figaro-Scott and Cleff Crescendo to discuss how the interactions between humans and wildlife will change after an apocalypse. Our hosts also find out that Dr. Walton has experience with some exotic wildlife and even some wildlife from beyond our galaxy. 

British Housing expert Sir Arthur Alexander Winchester joins hosts Chalcedony Figaro-Scott and Cleff Crescendo to discuss ideas and themes related to providing housing and shelter to survivors of an apocalypse. Sir Arthur Alexander Winchester also has a wonderful opportunity to share with our hosts and listeners about an exciting new community of happy, stress-free people.

Welcome to the first episode of Apodcastalypse. In this episode energy and power expert Phil Dobson joins hosts Chalcedony Figaro-Scott and Cleff Crescendo to discuss ideas and themes related to re-establishing an electricity grid and providing power to survivors of an apocalypse. As it turns out Phil is an expert in more than just energy.