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Formerly "Homo's Modern Life - The Podcast"
Tyler & Andy discuss all things LGBTQI+ in this modern world
Follow us on Instagram to see the memes that started it all and participate in listener activities
Gooplah - @gooplah_pod
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory

xoxo,
Gooplah Boys
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We saved this one for a rainy day. A snowy day will do though! As we Texans shelter (hopefully) in our warm homes, why not add our voices to those fireplace vibes? Tyler and Andy contemplated whether or not another snow storm would occur at the time of recording, and guess what, they predicted correctly. Keeping us cozy and confident this episode is Alex Ray (@coachalexray). He's a phenomenal life coach, inspirational figure, and fierce pioneer of hot sex for LGBTQ people. He believes that confidence shouldn't be isolated from the bedroom. In fact, asking for what you want in bed helps you ask for what you want in life. Forget lady on the streets. Be your favorite kind of freak wherever you be! Please visit https://coachalexray.com to elicit his exquisite expertise as a coach, and follow his Instagram so you can stare at his self-assteem! Join "Homo's Modern Life" at his upcoming "Confident as F***" coaching event on February 11th. All the info about it and how to join is available on his website. See you in season four!Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
We are the homos with eyes that sparkle, Queens! The totally tight TikTok talent Taylor Morgan McPherson (@sparklequeenla) stopped by the Gooplah laboratory to help the boys with their chemistry. You see, some of our queer peeps and pals don't know how to get past biology, cuz playing the early dating game is often all about physics. Tune in to this very special episode of "Homo's Modern Life" for some crucial formulas like how to calculate the length of a first date. How many Instagrams should you collect in a single night? Rolodex realness??? Sebastian the crab told Ariel to blink cutely for her handsome prince. In this fast-paced world of hot vax summer clubbin', you might be surprised by how far that can take you. Tyler and Andy may often be unlucky in love, but after talking with Taylor, they feel one step closer towards that moon and pizza pie combo. We hope this episode leads you to love, and if not that, glitter. Don't forget, play safe! We apologize for some audio strangeness. As hottie Harry Styles would say, it's a sign of the times. Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
What's all the Gooplah? Well, HML is changing their name! This was supposed to be the last episode of our third season before our epic rebrand, but instead, just to mess with everyone's already fragile brains, it's our third to last. Cuz why not!? You know we like to keep our quality queers and astonishing allies on their toes. There was lots of eggnog this year, aiight? In this episode, Tyler and Andy gab away without daddy's (Collin's*) supervision. And you know what, daddy is proud (y'all did a great job)! Download and play for all kinds of things that are gay, including some potential alternate names for our HML boys. Will we be introduced to Calami-Tyler soon? Only listeners will know. Now go! Be your best hoe! Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
Join HML hosts Tyler and Andy for our trivia game show: “Porn for the Holigays,” where three professional porn stars compete to see who can answer our questions first. Each contestant has the chance of winning a fabulous prize, and you’ll have to tune in to find out who finishes first. ;-)Here are the game categories:Game one: -Beginning or false start—Game two: -Everyone finishes— Game three: -Vanilla zone— Game four: -The twelve kinks of Xxxmas—Game five: -Gurl did wut!? Did these porn stars do that!?-Game six: -Title or tease—Contestants:Eli Hunter- @elihunter1988Michael Boston- @michaelbossstonDillon Roman- @dillon_roaminHosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
Are you wearing kites after Labor Day? Fly away with us on this most special episode where we untangle fashion trends, both knotty and nice alike, with the eclectic TikTokreative, Mandy Lee (@oldloserinbrooklyn). Do you even KNOW why you're wearing those socks beneath your sandals? Will Crocs EVER be in style? This episode can serve as your first stop on the road towards more actualized looks in 2022. We want you to turn it out, HML babies, and be sure to check out all of Mandy Lee's indelible insights into how one can dress for themselves. Welcome to Silhouetiquette 101! Classhion is now in session!Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
We are living in a queer society! If you didn't know that, then allow us to inform you. On today's episode, Tyler and Andy are joined by David Quiñones and Robert Brice of the "Proud Society," an LGBTQ organization that helps bring queers of all shapes and sizes together. Their mission is to offer events and services to anyone who can't find that glorious pot of gold at the end of their rainbow. It's so important, especially as we move forward into a day of greater acceptance, that spaces like this exist. While based in and around South Florida, we think that big things are coming (Yas, Zaddy!) for Proud Society and everyone who gets involved. You may just see them in a little town near little old you very soon. Visit their website at https://proudsociety.org and follow them on Instagram (@proudsocietyorg). Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
If you're an avid listener of "Homo's Modern Life," then it's no secret that our episodes which connect us to the creatives behind HBO's "We're Here" are some of our best. Join us for another conversation about wellness and drag with official superstar and soon to be household drag name, Dustin Van Dyke! You can find him on Facebook or instagram under Dustin James Rotolo (@dustinjrotolo), and believe us, you're gonna wanna. Listening to this truly spectacular individual share his story with us was one of those rare, deeply connected moments, and you will be transformed when you finally get to watch his episode. You guessed it, Dustin is one of the breakout performers from the finale of season two, and we just know his rockin' rainbow will lead us into an equally fierce season three. We look forward to further connecting with Dustin and feeling the gay fire he's lighting in that hot furnace we call the magical world of Drag. If you're in Texas, then join us for our finale watch party at JR's in DFW's Oaklawn (aka- the gayborhood). The finale of "We're Here' will air on HBO at 8pm Central on November 29th. Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
We don't believe in the glorification of murderers. We do believe in the empowerment of queers who love TV and film. (To clarify: in regards to the stuff about "You," we are KIDDING.) Hi there! Our editor got a blowout on an open highway (nobody was injured) and has been recovering. That's why this episode is a day late, and we do apologize. Speaking of our editor, Collin Miller (@squidlegs) is on the pod this time around. He talks to the boys all about the upcoming "Queer 2 Queer" Film Festival on November 20th. Live events start in the Margo Jones Theatre at 2pm and the films themselves will premiere at 6pm. The films will be available online as of November 21st and will stream until November 27th, but if you can come visit us in person, then please do so. Tyler and Andy are hosting, so you know it'll be a good time. Here's where you can find all the info you need for in-person or online ticket purchasing: https://queer2queerfest.com/ Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryReferenced:Emilio J. Lopez - director of "In a Strange Room" - their YouTube is "Emilio J. Lopez"
We are queens who like to laugh, so for today's episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we brought on TikTok sensation and comedian, Edson Montenegro (@edsonmountaineggroll). This gumption stuffed snack is much more than an appetizer. Their hole positive attitude brings some much needed visibility to accidental defecators across the globe, and we believe their stand-up offers a bootyfully unique alternative to the (sometimes) generalized queer experience as told by the world of comedy. All joking ass-side, it was riveting to gab candidly about some practical truths of queer and non-binary life with someone so witty and wise beyond their years. Be sure to catch Edson's regular shows in Brooklyn, and dive deep inside their TikTok page. Trust us, they can handle it. We ain't afraid of no girth!Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
We love to use our platform at "Homo's Modern Life" to tell our fellow queers and allies what's inspiring us. Right now, that's HBO's "We're Here" (@werehere), and we were fortunate enough to once again host both of the show's handsome, talented, and pumpkin pie sweet creators. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE: JOHNNIE INGRAM (@johnnieinstagram) AND STEPHEN WARREN! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, tearrrrrs! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, tearrrrrs! Listen to this episode, go back and listen to our season premiere episode with Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), and then watch "We're Here" on HBO Max. For us, this show is about the power of visibility and acceptance. As Tyler puts it, "We're Here" is an example of how much fun we all can have together when we celebrate what makes us different. Look at the world right now. This reality is hard to achieve, but the people behind "We're Here" are doing their part. Please do yours. Protect and cherish your fellow queers. Support the rights of your trans family. Be here with us. Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
How have we been THIS gay for THIS long and NOT had a Halloween episode? Well, the witches have finally finished their brew, so now your ear holes are in for a treat, and that's no trick! Tyler and Andy talk the 2021 Oaklawn block party and close the case (gap?) on whether you can go "hole's out" on the streets or not. HML's got some hot costume ideas in case you still haven't figured out what to be, and the boys speculate on what they might do next year. Will Tyler triumphantly return to drag? Will Andy recover his lost childhood memories of Halloween? Has Tyler always been a witch!? It will haunt you if you miss this episode... *Cue rainbow ghost attack*Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
"Ruff! Yip, yip! Howwwwwwwwl!" That's "gather round for a new episode" in canine, because we're talkin' puppy play! Tyler and Andy invited Mutt-sician Trent Rush (@trentrushmusic) to bark about his alternative rock band, "The Wild Frontiers" (@thewildfrontiers), and things quickly got kinky. While wearing the hood would be too much for Tyler's delicate constitution, HML was happy to be trained. Trent talks about his journey towards finding his pack and what being a part of sex-positive kink communities means to him. We hope this episode reaches anyone struggling to honor their own specificity, either in art or in life. It can take a long time to find yourself, and don't be afraid of animal control. Be sure to download all of Trent's music after you finish the episode, and let your fabulous freak flag fly! We woof you!Hosts:Tyler- @HomosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
Andy and Tyler finally touch tips! That's right, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the boys finally compare the sizes of their... noses. HML's talking aesthetics on this one, folks. Nails, do you have 'em? Do you want 'em? DM us with your fiercest colors and designs! In traditional HML style, this episode goes in 69 different directions. Want to know what isn't the best corn dog at the State Fair? Want to hear Andy confuse the "Twilight Zone" theme with the "X-Files" theme? Let's get down to business to defeat the buns! As you know, hot boy Autumn is in full force, so you may get a sneak peak at what Andy and Tyler are wearing for Gay Christmas this year. You're welcome in advance. Send us a tip on Cash App for a hot screen grab of Andy and Tyler's noses (basically) making love.Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
What's up modern queers and friends!? We've missed you and your lovely attention, but trust that in our time apart we've cooked up a fresh batch of HML content. That's right, we have many delicious guests booked for the next few months, with many more sure to follow. Now get that drum roll ready, because none other than the living legend herself, Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), has joined us for our premiere. Speaking of premieres, Bob stars on HBO's "We're Here," and the first episode releases on October 11, 2021. As our quintessentially quality queers discuss on the pod, this special TV gem is about so much more than awe-inspiring drag, and really captures the feeling of togetherness that we think marginalized people are longing for. Getting the inside scoop on what shakes Bob's bacon is just a click away! Subscribe to our show and listen in for tasty tidbits like Bob's hot take on spooky TikTokers, whether or not Mary's a hugger, and so much more. We know you're gonna watch "We're Here" with us, so slide into our DM's or shoot us an email (homosmodernlife@gmail.com) with your "reactionations." It's good to be home and in great company. HML would like to give a special thanks to Bob for being so gracious, courteous, and fabulously fascinating.Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! We just turned one-hundreeeeed... and now we're gonna rest. Thanks for downloading and listening to our 100th recording where "Homo's Modern Life" looks back on the successes, internet issues (which came back with a vengeance for this one), icepocalypses, exciting special guests, drunken rants, evil cranes, game shows, closet convos, and the epic HML bromance which brings every gay element together under that great big DFW rainbow. Tyler and Andy will always be there for each other, as you know, and we will always be here for you! Seriously, go through our episode list and catch some of those oldie but goodies you might have missed. We're going to take a month off, but don't worry, we'll return in October at some point after things have gotten good and spooky. Email us or hit us up on Instagram about what you'd like to see in season three. We have many an evil plan for making HML even better, but we're always interested in your QUEERies. Stay safe, play hard, and we'll see you soon!*Disclaimer* - this episode was recorded a few weeks ago, so if you're a loyal follower of HML lore, you'll catch the time jumps. It was our 100th recording, even though it's our 101st Dalmatian. Woof you!Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
HML history has been made! For the first time in two seasons, a guest appeared on our podcast totally naked! And let me tell you honey bunnies, we're proud that the one to do it was Dakota Payne (@dakotapayneofficial) *wink wink*. Nakedness, after all, doesn't grow any juicier. We apologize for the audio only (for now, *double wink wink*) format of zee show in this particular cirCUMstance, but our conversation is more than tasty enough to whet your appetite. Andy and Tyler talk with this sexual connoisseur about wearing Jessica Simpson pumps while getting fucked, that sweet swirl of vanilla and kink, and muchessssssss to the moressssssss. As sugary as he his spicy, this Dakota Payne sungae is one you won't want to split from. Dig in, Queens! Feel free to eat messy.Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
Where u goin'? Where we goin'? As our team approaches the end of our season two, HML is looking forward to what's on the horizon. Stay tuned for lots of exciting announcements about upcoming game shows, panels, live events, collaborations, and more! On this classic Tyler on Andy episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the bois talk about moving. We all do it, and we've all be "friended" into helping others do it, but what makes some moving ventures more taxing than others? Get inside the podcast truck, box yourself into this episode, and let us move you. We appreciate all you special listeners who regularly ride the vehicle of our voices. After all, a road trip is only as good as its passengers.Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
In the immortal words of Mrs. Kasha Davis: "there's always time for a cocktail." HML's philosophy is take it off the apps and into the restaurant as soon as possible. Grindr and Tinder and all the other r's are great facilitators, but that long term connection is up to us. Tyler and Andy tell you what they think makes for a great or mediocre first date, and don't worry potential lover, Tyler may still kiss you even if things were slightly on the boring side. For all their hot tips and tricks, you'll have to download the episode, but here are a few teasers: 1. Don't drop online conversations that are clearly leading up to a meet up (if you like the person that is), 2. Have courage and tell the person you don't want to continue seeing them when you feel like you no longer want to see them, and 3. space out showing them the exotic sights in your emotional menagerie. The path towards a shared truth may not be paved in a day!Hosts:Tyler: @homosmodernlifeAndy: @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin: @squidlegs
The HML Channel was wild today, dear friends! As you know, things are f****** hot in Texas right now, and the temperature doesn't drop for today's podcast. Tyler and Andy were visited by the man, the myth, the legend, and the perkiest nipples on YouTube. Do we even have to say the name of this hunk with all da spunk? For most queers, he's a household name. For the tragically uninitiated, it's Davey f****** Wavey season on "Homo's Modern Life." That's right, Davey Wavey (@officialdaveywavey) gave HML an exclusive on robot BJ's, playing with toes, what it takes to get him into bed (or into your heart), and so much more. Let it be known that this gay icon is everything you want him to be when you meet him. We hope you enjoy our conversation with this sweet, responsible, honest, and hardworking homo hero as much as we did. Make sure you subscribe to his YouTube channel and Himeros.TV, because, along with many of the sex gods in his videos, integrity always comes.Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
Not all gays are all about wild dancing, drugs, and sex. Like, duh. However, THIS episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about all of those things, because while we are about so much more, sometimes it's our duty to raise that booty. No matter your choice speed, and we're talking vibes here, this is an episode you can roll with. Are you curious about that unicorn horn, glowing short shorts, and rainbow harness life? Tyler and Andy have the inside scoop on our community's ultimate EDM fantasy world: the Circuit Party. We hope our innocent little convo inspires you to get messy, make mistakes, and coordinate a safety plan for when you are making said mistakes. You can always call us for a ride home on our magic school bus, just don't blame us for your hickeys or hangovers. Hosts:Tyler- @homosmodernlifeAndy- @AndyfromboystoryProducer:Collin- @squidlegs
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