From Under The Bed

Jumpscare gameplay? Animatronics?? JOSH HUTCHERSON??! Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023) came to deliver for old and new fans alike! Whether you know every last bit of 5-hour YouTube essay lore or think this is a movie about Chuck E. Cheese (isn’t it kind of tho..?), this film will have you immersed in all things FNAF. So can you survive all Five Nights? How about 2 hours? How about a podcast episode??? Listen now & join us at the Pizzeria!

If we had a nickel for every time that we didn’t know a Disney movie was based on a theme park ride, we’d have two nickels…which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right??? Listen, we are Disney experts NOW - but back in the day, the Haunted Mansion (2003) was simply an iconic spooky movie all on its own! But add in all the cameos and nods and sillies? It’s perfection. Join us & the grin grinning ghosts as we dive into this masterpiece! Happy haunts!!!

The DCOM that taught you the rules of being a vampire!! The DCOM that taught you to never find a date on Craigslist!! Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000) is iconic and unmatched - the formative film that made Mr. Sheffield & Aunt Hilda a pair. Come join us under the bed as we dive into this whacky and heartwarming family adventure that holds up on still giving us the chills & laughs!

Dust bunnies, it’s TIME! We’re finally covering our NAMESAKE: Don’t Look Under the Bed (1999). Except DO look there, because that’s where we are! With Larry and Fran and co. We can’t tell you how excited we are to dive into this absolute DCOM classic with you. Call up your old imaginary friend, check up on them, and listen to our latest episode together! And this time, truly, join us under the bed.

Ready to get dragged to "hell?!" Don't worry, don't worry - not HELL! Just under the bed with us! We're here to talk about this 2009 classic which somehow neither of us had fully seen until now. Have you watched "Drag Me To Hell?" Experience outrageous gore, ridiculous scenarios, and Justin Long being the sweetest besets bbg boyfriend you've ever seen. Join us! We'll stop the earth from cracking open and swallowing you up - promise!!Check out our friends over at "Have You Seen?" on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMUUrl4aBnOSij7YKnLCzNA 

You know when you watch a movie because you think you’ll kind of like it but then you reallllly like it, like way WAY more than you even expected? I See You (2019) delivers on all fronts!! We love a film that surprises us while also affirming our suspicions - and one that teaches us new words (do YOU know what “phrogging” is?). Join us under the bed as we dive into this hidden Netflix gem!

We've always been a part of the Losers' Club - and getting to revisit IT: Chapter One (2017) proved once again why it was a new, instant classic! From Bill Skarsgard buzz and Stephen King eccentricities to the absolute NEED for a group of kids in the 80s solving mysteries - IT delivers on atmosphere and heart all around. Do the Pennywise dance with us and float with us under the bed (NOT the sewer...) as we cover the first part of this haunting and beloved duology!

"Who is the monster and who is the man?" Hunchback of Notre Dame asked, and Barbarian (2022) further explores (and answers) the question. We would very much like to NOT go down and explore these ideas in the darkest depths of an underground basement-catacomb-cave-of-sorts, but WE WILL! we'd do most anything for Bill Skarsgaard and Justin Long, let's be so serious right now. Join us under the bed (and in the basement, underground...) for Barbarian!

“But is the menu any good?” A GREAT QUESTION - both for the new restaurant in town, but also for The Menu (2021). How delicious is this slow-burn thriller filled with dark humor and a plethora of recognizable stars? What’s the real-world commentary at play here? Does it make you want a cheeseburger real bad? The answer to the last question at least is YES. Join us as we go dive into everything The Menu has to offer!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS Dust Bunnies!! Even though it's the most wonderful-time-of-the-year doesn't mean you can't keep it spooky too! Silent Night might not be as "spooky" as we predicted, but it is...perplexing and haunting. And Keira Knightly is there, so - all is calm, all is bright. Join us as we dive into what this film is saying (or isn't saying?!) and grab a potato halfling each to last you the whole viewing. Stay festive, stay spooky!

The truth is, we all need a friendly ghost in our lives - & Casper is the purest, bestest boi for the job! When was the last time you saw this masterpiece? The aesthetics! The vibes! The 90s of it all! Join us as we get settled into this sweet haunting for the Halloween season!

What a feel-good, comfort film about some things that simply aren’t too feel good! But also - some REALLY good things too!! Practical Magic (1998) feels almost like a TV series combined with its thrilling series finale, & for that, we love it all the more! Remember, there’s no homework here, & you should fall in love whenever you can - & also listen to us discuss all things practical & magical under the bed!

It’s the season! It’s here! It’s Halloween time, & time for Halloweentown (1998)! A beloved classic, this movie is a must-watch to start off your spooky season, whether you’re returning to town or just setting foot in this world! We know we’re bias & nostalgic, but we like to think we prove this iconic movie’s lasting power (I mean, ask around!). Join us as we gush over childhood crushes, incredible line deliveries, & 49-year-old men with curls.

Forget everything you’ve heard about The Invitation (2022)! If you’re ready to be swept away by a gothic horror romance turned bloody nightmare, then oh boy - we’ve got the fantastical vampire story for you. We dive into how this movie stands on its own while still finding its place among the many Dracula-influenced tale - and how we might easily be lured in by such a romantic atmosphere… Join us under the bed as we give you all our thoughts on the memorable characters, haunting themes, & more!

What do X-Men’s Ice Man & Alice Cullen have in common? Well, besides maintaining icy temperatures & standing out in their respective franchises - they also share a pretty good horror movie together! Aftermath (2021) is a lot of things (no, really - it feels like 3 genres in one) but boring is truly never one of them. Join us as we delightfully dive into another great Netflix find - & check out our visual coverage of the episode on YouTube!

Do you ever find horror movies comforting? No? Listen, it’s a thing! And somehow The Wretched (2019) works at being the most upsetting & unsettling film while still delivering all the right comforting & cozy vibes. Well, ok we say cozy - but that’s also how you’ll be under your blanket with the nightlight on after you’re done watching this thriller. Don’t worry, Dust Bunnies, we’ll be right there with you - join us as we walk through this terrifying tale together!

Jordan Peele has us yet again yelling his movie title at the screen - & phew, NOPE (2022) truly lives up to its name! This movie kept us guessing from start to finish (& maybe long after), but how does it compare to Get Out (2017) & Us (2019)? Or perhaps, it shouldn’t be - NOPE surprised us & had us covering our eyes every other scene, but we have QUESTIONS !!! Come listen to us ask them all in our latest episode, found wherever you get your podcasts!

If you know us, then you know we love us some scary movies with Maya Hawke’s dad - so you KNOW we had to go see the Black Phone (2022), even if he’s in a creepy half-mask half the time (& that only scratches the surface of his character’s creepiness). But *OOOF* this film surprised us in the best of ways - keeping us on our toes while screaming & cheering with our fellow theater-goers (humanity is at its best in the theater). Catch Maya Hawke’s dad’s latest thriller in theaters now & listen to our latest episode wherever you listen to your podcasts!!

Not gonna LIE (*elbow nudge*) we had never heard of The Lie (2018) before, but if Joey King stars in it - say no more - WE’RE THERE! THATS OUR RAMONA! We discuss cold eggs for breakfast (like, for EVERY breakfast), the comforting face of Peter Sarsgaard (& his height), Joey King’s agelessness & range (she is our pride & joy), & what we’d do in all the characters’ shoes (since hello, we know how to handle anything.....) Join us for this low-key mystery-thriller with twists, turns, & cozy aesthetics!

We won’t claim to crack what the theme of It Follows (2014) is truly about, but honestly - we get pretty close! Maybe🤔 Okay, but what we CAN promise is that our general buffoonery, endless tangents, & deep analytical thinking will alllll ~follow~ our every word in this episode😏 Enjoy our take on this deeply unsettling film with its haunting music & somehow comforting aesthetics wherever you get your podcasts!🎙✨ & hey, maybe even give US a follow😀😀