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Corporate Punishment hosted by Ben, Derek, and Dave
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Well friends, COVID 19 is making generating new content harder for the boys; social distancing means in person recording is out, and at least 2/3rds of the show are technologically challenged.  We'll get it together soon, but for now we bring you a throwback to the 80s with a John Cusack classic, Better Off Dead.
In this weeks episode, the boys are getting a little stir crazy.  Weeks of quarantine and they're running out of things to do!  We kick this weeks episode off with a hot new tune from Wheeler Walker, Jr., Let us know how you're keeping your sanity during these strange days!
What a difference a week makes.  When last the boys left you, politics were the biggest issue of the day.  Bernie and Warren were giving each other hell.  And we thought we had a plan for this season.  Turns out we didn't have enough planned - who knew toilet paper would become so hard to find!  Lets hope there are no White Castle trips in the near future.  How are the boys fairing during the lockdown?  Tune in to find out!
The political season is upon us, and for those of us stuck indoors because of the 'Rona, there's a lot of reasons to follows this years activities.  Did Liz Warren get robbed of her chance to be President?  Is Bernie REALLY angry at everything?  Is allowing Biden to continue to run elder abuse?   Find out all this and more when Corporate Punishment presents...Caucus Talk!
This was supposed to be a live episode, but SOMEONE went to Disney and may have come back with the Voldemort virus....aka the one that can not be named without sparking unrest. Instead we bring you a riviting hour where Derek learns about the Trump Pee Pee tapes, we explore more failures in customer service, and we invite our audience to share THIER stories about CenturyLink.
In this weeks episode, the boys break down one of the many current woke topics - and explore some of their own biases.  We learn that Ben has a thing for light sabers...eh hem...and bring it back to the Corporate theme with discussion of year end reviews. Dave's still recovering from his visit to White Castle, folks - but on the up side, the good folks at White Castle Social Media gave us a like!
Episode One - Comin' In Hot

Episode One - Comin' In Hot

2020-02-2401:44:00

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! The boys are back, and in this episode they're comin' in hot. We've only been gone for a month, but what a month it's already been. 2020 is turning out as wild as we expected, and we are so glad to be back!
In this last episode of season two, we go twice as long as usual, and welcome two guests to the studio!  Meet Waldo and Roman - former coworkers and friends with a backstory and history to unpack.  The boys get a little silly while uncovering the secrets of how to please the ladies.  Ben predicts that we end on a cliffhanger...stick around for the full episode to find out if he's right!
Continuing on from last weeks shenanigans, the boys sit down and draft their OWN Celebrity Death Pool.  Who's alive and kicking in January who might leave us too early this year?  Who's career is destined for turmoil?  And whats Derek got against Russel Brand?!  Find out this and more, and listen for your opportunity to play along with our 2020 Celebrity Death Pool!
Welcome Back, and Happy New Year Fans!  The boys are back at it again, this time for a new year and with a new perspective.  Just kidding...it's the same dad jokes and toilet humor as always.  But thats what you keep coming back for, right? RIGHT?!?! Join us as we take a look at the year ahead!
Part two is here!  Let's celebrate the holiday season the way we should...(SPOILER ALERT)...Throwing Hans off the top of Nakatomi Plaza!  We're so glad you joined us for this one.  Merry ChristmaQwanzuUkkah, friends!
The first part of a two part episode, the boys sit down with a Christmas classic - Die Hard!  Before we get into the movie, we learn a bit about what it's like to live life with a teenager in the house.  Due to the long run time of Die Hard, we're breaking this into two parts - part two drops on Wednesday! Yippiekaiaye, CPP Fam!
They may be a thing of the past, but the boys recall a different time when an office Christmas party meant open bars and careers coming to an end.  Get holly jolly with the CPP crew, and remember that the holidays are a time for cheer and good will...and always keep a flag at the ready.
Coming off the heels of a fun thanksgiving episode, the boys talk about what they've been up to and how they spent their time off of work.  We're reminded that segues are hard, and discuss at length the merits of the new Cybertruck!  We close out with a fun teaser for whats coming...listen to the end for that!
In this Bonus episode of the Corporate Punishment Podcast, the boys sit down with a holiday classic.  Just in time for Thanksgiving, join us as we sit through a John Hughes classic. Check out our website at www.truthoffiction.com, follow us on twitter @corppunishpod, or on Instagram @corporate_punishment. Ben Buttmann has a twitter too @BButtmann!
Brown clouds abound in this long form episode of CPP.  The boys reaffirm that they're assholes, explore the down sides of visiting India, and validate that Derek really doesn't know anatomy!  We were going to edit out some of the slower stuff, but if we did that you would miss the hidden gems!  The second half is off the rails, but like...in a good way!
This rapid fire episode exposes more about the boys than even they thought they knew.  Favorite Trilogy?  Guilty Pleasure movie?  All this and more will be revealed!
In this (recorded) pre-halloween episode, the boys start out with a plan to talk about their deepest fears, before the show goes completely off the rails.   While not what they planned, it's a hell of a lot of fun!
After the Labor Day holiday, the boys share some of their experiences during the break.  The Art of Manliness meets the 40 year old rectal exam, we learn about Arizona Canal Trout, and the awfulness that is the 'Impossible Burger'.  It's impossible that anyone on this show would ever eat one...right?! RIGHT??? Tune in to find out!
Do you remember where you were in September 2001?  The boys take a walk down memory lane on this 9/11, share a story about the Mad Canadian, and wrap it up with the most amazing Johnny story we've heard to date!
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