Drunk Medical Stories

This week on Drunk Medical Stories we are wondering why the Grim Reaper takes days off. We go over some medically significant near death experiences such as the case of Phineas Gage, Napoleon, and how electroconvulsive therapy came to be. We also have facts about near death experiences, people falling from planes, Russians getting shot with proton beans, exploding bombs in the stomach, being cut in half by a train and returning to work, getting struck by lightning over and over and much more in this episode that will leave you asking “How are you not dead”?Drunk Medical StoriesTwitter: @dmspodFacebook Page: Drunk Medical Stories PodcastIG: Drunk Medical StoriesEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

This weeks episode on Drunk Medical Stories we talk all things about the Vagina. We have lists of slang terms such as hatchet and wizards sleeve, we blow your clams wide open with some amazing vagina facts, Tom dusts off his old medical books to tell you about the interesting anatomy of the vagina (did you know there are two sets of lips, like the predators mouth?) There is now a phone app with a vagina controlled video game, vibrators lost in urethra's, Steam baths for your Vajayjay and many more terrible ER stories … Plus, you will find out who the heck Tom is in this always educational and stomach turning episode.Drunk Medical StoriesTwitter: @dmspodFacebook Page: Drunk Medical Stories PodcastIG: Drunk Medical StoriesEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

This week Terrie and Julie discuss all the crazy superstitions or beliefs in the Medical Field and 1st responder's. When crazy things happens on days do you ever wonder is it cause of the Full Moon, or how about wearing two different socks to cast away the bad JuJu!! We will go into depth about #Babano. How a bout the phobia for the number 13, Triskaidekaphobia. Do you have any frequent flyers? Well we like to call them Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice. Don't "Beetle Juice" the frequent flyer up in your place.Don't ever, ever, ever say the "Q" word!!! Also Terrie drinks the first state drink suggestion from Kristie with the podcast Married Mash. She drinks the famous Alabama Game drink "Yellow Hammer" and oh lord hear her get hammered throughout the episode. LOL!! Drunk Medical StoriesTwitter: @dmspodFacebook: Drunk Medical Stories PodcastIG: Drunk Medical StoriesEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

Happy New Year!! 2020! Drunk Medical Stories is excited for a new year and also a new co-host. Julie makes her episode debut. This episode the girls talk about the infamous "Peeing in a cup". How long do certain drugs stay in your system? Does poppy seeds really make you test false-positives and would you chug Cream of Tar Tar? Drunk Medical StoriesTwitter: @dmspodFacebook: Drunk Medical Stories PodcastIG: Drunk Medical StoriesEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.comThe topics and issues discussed on the Drunk Medical Stories Podcast do not in anyway reflect the opinion of any specific Hospital or specific Medical facility and are only the views of the hosts or guests. What we discuss and/or joke about doesn't anyway reflect on the care any patient is given. Any persons discussed may be fictional for comedic purposes. This podcast is rated explicit and listener discretion is advised. 

Hey guys and as always welcome to Drunk Medial Stories. It's your mispronouncing babbling host Terrie. So I am on here to give you a quick rundown of somethings going on lately. I am sure on a few recent episodes you have noticed more guests and I wanted to explain why that is happening and the plans for the future of Drunk Medical Stories. 

This week Mr. Funny Bones himself Mike Colby from Jack Billings Presents: Me and My Neighbor Michael joins Terrie for another hilarious episode. They talk about "Mad Balls" looking tumors. What would you think if a doctor pulled out a tumor with hair, teeth and bone? Is a Teratoma a twin? Did you know that Teratoma's are the misbehaving Stem Cells in our bodies. Are Teratoma's tumors alive? They dive into scientific information on this weird bodily "Monster". Drunk Medical StoriesTwitter: @dmspodFacebook: Drunk Medical Stories PodcastIG: Drunk Medical StoriesEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

This episode Terrie and special guest Dr. Pinky Pie from the podcast Dr Nurse F Show talk about well everything. Dr. Pinky Pie shares some stories about a patient who bought Walmart rings and put them on you know what!!! How one funny doctor is known for #justthetip and she goes into detail about Skittles having Turbo Ass! This is a episode that is just two girls having a great laugh and at the end cheeks are hurting!! Drunk Medical StoriesTwitter: @dmspodFacebook: Drunk Medical Stories PodcastIG: Drunk Medical StoriesEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.comDr Nurse F ShowFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1621071631377541/IG: drnursefshowpodcast

This week, Terrie has a special guest co-host Officer Nick from the Podcast: Roll Call Room. They discuss the ever controversial topic of guns and the risks of Accidentally Discharge. Do you think some people are trigger happy? How about we start a go fund me for "Holster's for Perps" so they stop shooting their penis's off. We also discuss how important it is to talk about things that happen in your day and that you are not alone. How its so important to laugh and sometimes just don't take yourself and the world so serious. Laughing is the best medicine! Drunk Medical StoriesTwitter: @dmspodFacebook: Drunk Medical Stories PodcastIG: Drunk Medical StoriesEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.comRoll Call RoomTwitter: @RollcallroomFacebook: The Roll Call Room PodcastIG: rollcallroompodcastEmail: Nick@rollcallroom.com

This week, Terrie and Claire delve into the world of plastic surgery, and why this is one project that should NEVER be DIY. Do you know which country has the highest per capita rate of plastic surgery? Did you know botox is for more than just beautification? What happens if you get butt injections at a hotel? Why is the double eyelid surgery so popular, and what does it entail? Find out all of this and more in Practically Plastic!! And remember, don't caulk your behind. Twitter: http://twitter.com/@dmspodFacebook: www.facebook.com/Drunk Medical Stories PodcastEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

What wicked things lie beneath the waves? A lot of nasty stuff, that's what. In this sixth episode of Drunk Medical Stories Podcast, Terrie and Claire dive into the disgusting world of water-based medical issues.Did you know you can get a malaria-esque disease from certain fish, even if they're cooked? Have you heard of the beast of the Amazon that is tiny yet terrorizes men of all ages? Learn about these and more as Terrie and Claire make waves with their Water Worries edition of Drunk Medical Stories Podcast!!Twitter: http://twitter.com/@dmspodFacebook: www.facebook.com/Drunk Medical Stories PodcastEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

In this fifth episode of Drunk Medical Stories, Terrie and Claire go slide into a world of medical issues they don't have the appendages to understand with the help of a problematic-to-Google drink.  Do you know the side effects of a penile tattoo? What happens when the stories of a Rectum Ralph cross to the manly bits? Why should you wear a cup when practicing archery? Find the answers to all of these and more in this episode of Drunk Medical Stories!!Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmspodFacebook: www.facebook.com/Drunk Medical Stories PodcastEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

In this forth episode of Drunk Medical Stories, Terrie and guest co-host Michael Colby from Podcast Jack Billings Presents: Me and My Neighbor Michael discuss all things EYES. No fancy cocktail this episode as our mixlogist Claire is off on her honeymoon. You may take your eyes for granted but after hearing some important EYE facts you might have a second thought about sticking your fingers or in one case a tattoo needle near your eyeballs. Twitter: http://twitter.com/@dmspodFacebook: www.facebook.com/Drunk Medical Stories PodcastEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

In this third episode of Drunk Medical Stories, Terrie and Claire dive into the past with a little-known cocktail and a whole lot of Presidents.  Your history classes may have told you all about what our presidents did during their lifetime, but Terrie and Claire were shocked to learn how they exited this world.  A number of treatments referenced in Episode Two rear their ridiculous, outdated heads, and the causes behind the these mighty men falling are almost unbelievable.  Did you know that cherries and milk killed a president? How about rectal feedings after an attempted assassination? Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmspodFacebook: www.facebook.com/Drunk Medical Stories PodcastEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

Your listening to a special minisode where I will tell you a crazy ER tale from one of my favorite TV shows...Untold Stories of the ER. This tale comes to you from S13 Ep6...where we are calling this Musky Fever and with the help of my friends at Jack Billings Presents..Me and my neighbor Michael...the tale begins. 

There's plenty of reasons to enjoy living in the modern-day, and in this second episode of Drunk Medical Stories, Terrie and Claire ensure that you'll love modern medicine even more. This episode's "Old Timey Treatments" are treated with an Old Fashioned and include poultices of dead mice, tobacco smoke enemas that bring back the dead, a urine-based teeth whitener.  Glad to be alive in 2019 yet? You will be. Listen to this episode and you'll understand why we tell you, never treat syphilis with malaria!Twitter: http://twitter.com/@dmspodFacebook: www.facebook.com/Drunk Medical Stories PodcastEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

In the first episode ever, Terrie and Claire partake in some medicinal "Drunk Asses" while learning about all the different things medical professionals have found up where the sun doesn't shine. In this "Rectum Ralph" episode, we also learn some new, disgusting, terms like "Trans-Anal" and "Rectal Mucosa". We will also ensure that you never look at Barbies, seafood, or kitchen tongs the same way again.  Oh and kids, if you're going to use drugs, never shoot them up your taint!Join us on this new adventure and you'll learn why you should never go zero to MANGO!!!Twitter: http://twitter.com/@dmspodFacebook: www.facebook.com/Drunk Medical Stories PodcastEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

"Whisky may not cure what ails ye, but it fails more agreeably than most." -Some Drunken Scot, probablyThis podcast features two women, who definitely aren't doctors, discussing wild medical stories with the aid of "medicinal" beverages of the boozy variety.Together, we'll discuss every outlandish diseases and injury you're glad you've never had, all while downing anti-malaria Gin and Tonics, and the like.Know of a wild medical story? Send it in and we might just discuss it!Come join us by listening to our inaugural episode, Rectum Ralph, coming soon!Available on a podcast app near you!Twitter: http://twitter.com/@dmspodFacebook: www.facebook.com/Drunk Medical Stories PodcastEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com

Are YOU growing tired of the podcasts in your line up? Maybe you’re looking for funny anecdotes to share at the water cooler. Or perhaps you just want to learn about a cocktail or two.Then do we have a podcast for you!Come listen to Drunk Medical Stories! A podcast where two women, Who definitely aren’t doctors, Discuss wild medical stories, While drinking medicinal beverages of the boozy variety.We offer hilarity in the form of outlandish medical tales, from strange foreign bodies, to the ridiculous treatments of the past.Come join us by listening to our inaugural episode, Rectum Ralph, coming soon!Available on a podcast app near you!Twitter: http://twitter.com/@dmspodFacebook: www.facebook.com/Drunk Medical Stories PodcastEmail: dmspodcast@yahoo.com