Salt of Urph

Meet Tarquin a noble rogue, Styx a half-orc bard, Ruth a ranger of the woods and Lumpkin a teddy-bear barbarian as they begin to hate each other almost immediately after encountering one another. Also there's a dragon.  Artwork by Florence Scott  Music by Sam Wheatley  Edited by Calvin Lowe  "Ambience, Seaside Waves, Close, A.wav" by InspectorJ  https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/400632/  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming  The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley  http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

Meet Tarquin a noble rogue, Styx a half-orc bard, Ruth a ranger of the woods and Lumpkin a teddy-bear barbarian as they begin to hate each other almost immediately after encountering one another. Also there are kobolds.  Artwork by Florence Scott  Music by Sam Wheatley  Edited by Calvin Lowe  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming  The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley  http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

After coming into conflict with a trio of kobolds, the party investigates the origin of an explosion from that came from the other side of the cavern. They soon learn that dragons and kobolds aren't the only threats this land has in store for them  Artwork by Florence Scott  Music by Sam Wheatley  Edited by Calvin Lowe  "WAL_Pub 1.wav" by Adam_N   https://freesound.org/people/Adam_N/sounds/330289/  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming  The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley  http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

Having been set on their quest by the steely Mrs Slayde, the party follow the kobolds to the nearby village, where, they find everything to be unusually usual. Styx makes a wager, Tarquin becomes a hero, Lumpkin tries to climb a stool, and Ruth becomes suspicious of a trio of cloaked figures who may be more than they say they are Artwork by Florence Scott  Music by Sam Wheatley  Edited by Calvin Lowe  "Ambience, Seaside Waves, Close, A.wav" by InspectorJ  https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/400632/  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming  The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley  http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/ Support the show

The players know that the three cloaked kobold sized figures are probably kobolds by now but that means nothing until their respective characters can figure it out as well. Can they finally roll a high enough perception check, or will they somehow end up trying to break into someone's house? Lumpkin questions God, Tarquin finds a protégé, Ruth plays the lady card, and Styx finds himself dangling from a perilous height  Artwork by Florence Scott  Music by Sam Wheatley  Edited by Calvin Lowe  "Peeing in Toilet with Fart" by deleted_user_7146007  https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_7146007/sounds/383855/  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming  The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley  http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

With Ruth held hostage the remaining party members put their skills together and form a plan to rescue their friend... a plan which mostly consists of them yelling at the kidnappers until they give her back.  GHOSTEMANE - BONESAW  https://youtu.be/EHv9jfcPqmY  Artwork by Florence Scott  Music by Sam Wheatley  Edited by Calvin Lowe  "sfx_amb_forest_spring_afternoon-01" by bajko  https://freesound.org/people/bajko/sounds/385280/  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming  The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley  http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

Kezra the dragon pursues the party as they try to escape with half a dozen wagons of her stuff.  Warning: There is an unreasonable amount of vomit in this episode  Artwork by Florence Scott  Music by Sam Wheatley  Edited by Calvin Lowe  "Somber Viola" by bigmanjoe  https://freesound.org/people/bigmanjoe/sounds/437033/  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming  The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley  http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

Two weeks since their departure from Bugrull, the party find themselves deep in the southern forests of Innovsfall. Unbeknown to them, they are not alone here, and there are things that go 'hoot hoot' in the night that are feeling particularly hungry.Artwork by Florence Scott  Music by Sam Wheatley  Edited by Calvin Lowe  "Airhorn" by jacksonacademyashmore  https://freesound.org/people/jacksonacademyashmore/sounds/414208/  'Rain and Thunder 4" by FlatHill  https://freesound.org/people/FlatHill/sounds/237729/  'LightningCrash" by NoiseNoir  https://freesound.org/people/NoiseNoir/sounds/238302/  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming  The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley  http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. I saw a teddy bear shoot a laser out of its chest. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." - Roy Batty, Blade Runner (more or less)  Yeah, we lost Lumpkin's audio. But no matter, the quest must continue! After leaving massacre-town the party head to hug-central thereafter everyone loses the plot both figuratively and literally. Ruth meets an old friend, Tarquin unwillingly buys lemonade, and Lumpkin finally gets to unleash the fury within.  Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe "sfx_amb_forest_spring_afternoon-01" by bajko https://freesound.org/people/bajko/sounds/385280/ "FootStompsInForest" by skiersailor https://freesound.org/people/skiersailor/sounds/75263/  "Slide Whistle" by sheepfilms  https://freesound.org/people/sheepfilms/sounds/202753/The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

After returning to the caravan to find their allies under attack from a flock of winged kobolds, the party try to regain the ground they lost in the trash-fire that was Episode 8. With kobolds, owlbears, at least two witches and a dragon in the mix, there appears to be a lot to be concerned about, and that's before even considering the random encounters...Artwork by Florence ScottMusic by Sam WheatleyEdited by Calvin LoweThe Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair FlemingThe Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatleyhttp://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

Two weeks in to their quest the party arrives into the reborn city of Innovsfall in search of someone who can help them discern the contents of the snail-shelled box. Within the city old allies and new threats introduce themselves. Some are expected, while others most certainly are not.  Artwork by Florence ScottMusic by Sam Wheatley"Music" by Sam Wheatley and Smo AriyellaEdited by Calvin Lowe  "1103campfire1" by sagetyrtlehttps://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/62487/  "Tawny Owls 2" by Benboncan [edited]https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/64544/ ""Writing" with scissors" by MoKoLoKohttps://freesound.org/people/MoKoLoKo/sounds/325134/  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair FlemingThe Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley  http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

Night is drawing in on Mrs Libby's House of Comforts, however many members of the party are finding it hard to make themselves as comfortable as they should like to, especially with the present company. Styx signs up for open-mic night, Tarquin catches up with his mother, Ruth learns more about the mysterious box, and Lumpkin sees a moth.  Artwork by Florence ScottMusic by Sam WheatleyEdited by Calvin Lowe The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair FlemingThe Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

Trapped in the alley by the mysterious mercenary Skinner and his goons, Ruth, Tarquin and Sniv must fight for their lives to get past them. Meanwhile Styx and Lumpkin are completely unaware that their allies are currently being mugged further up the road. Will they hear the clash of steel and flesh that proclaims a fight? And, if they do... will they care?  Artwork by Florence ScottMusic by Sam WheatleyEdited by Calvin Lowe and Gabrielle Irving   "Door Open Close Heavy Wooden Hard Loud Crack Seal Theatre" by LampEighthttps://freesound.org/people/LampEight/sounds/402465/  "Viking music 2013-10-08 An Dro" recorded by Kyster, performed by Pøbel [Edited]https://freesound.org/people/Kyster/sounds/197113/  "WAL_Pub 1.wav" by Adam_N https://freesound.org/people/Adam_N/sounds/330289/  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair FlemingThe Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatleyhttp://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/ Support the show

They've only been in Innovsfall for half a day and our heroes are already on the run from the law. Ruth gets covered in effluence,  Styx gets covered in effluence, Lumpkin gets covered in effluence, Tarquin gets very much covered in effluence, and all of this is completely out of the DM's hands. They brought this on themselves...  Artwork by Florence ScottMusic by Sam WheatleyEdited by Calvin LoweThe Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair FlemingThe Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatleyhttp://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/ Support the show

Though it has only been two weeks since the release of the last episode in our universe it has been a month or two since we last recorded, even moreso for Alastair. We are all out of practice. The party accidentally assault a dwarf and then shout at him until he tells them what they want  Artwork by Florence ScottMusic by Sam WheatleyEdited by Calvin Lowe and Gabrielle Irving   "punch" by Ekokubza123https://freesound.org/people/Ekokubza123/sounds/104183/  "KNOCKS medium 17sec" recorded by Chevy1976https://freesound.org/people/chevy1976/sounds/338299/  "Door, Front, Opening, A" by InspectorJhttps://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/431117/  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair FlemingThe Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatleyhttp://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/ Support the show

Innovsfall is holding a trial and the party gets involves. Things go badArtwork by Florence ScottMusic by Sam WheatleyEdited by Calvin LoweThe Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair FlemingThe Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatleyhttp://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/ Support the show

For reasons unknown to the DMs, the PCs, the NPCs and the listeners, the party has volunteered to be arrested. Now that they're incarcerated, they can either choose to break out or stay and get acquainted with their new neighbours. About eighty percent of this episode is the latter of these options.  Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe "Marching 2" by WebbFilmUKhttps://freesound.org/people/WebbFilmsUK/sounds/200323/  'punch" by Ekokubza123https://freesound.org/people/Ekokubza123/sounds/104183/  The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley http://www.grinnandberrit.co.uk/Support the show

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Salt of Urph is back!After not really planning how they're going to escape prison, the party begins their attempt to escape prison. The workforce of the Innovsfall City Gaol are all gonna regret coming into work this day.Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe "cavedrips" by everythingsoundshttps://freesound.org/people/everythingsounds/sounds/199515/ The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley Support the show

The gang are in gaol for a crime they did not commit. And so to address the situation they have now begun to commit several in quick succession. With new allies and gear at their disposal it's time to go venture through the ominous 'door that leads to somewhere else'.Artwork by Florence Scott Music by Sam Wheatley Edited by Calvin Lowe ""Writing" with scissors" by MoKoLoKohttps://freesound.org/people/MoKoLoKo/sounds/325134/ The Dungeon Masters are Calvin Lowe and Alastair Fleming The Players are Smo Ariyella, Thomas Toth, Ben VT and Sam Wheatley Support the show