Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories

Consider the strange and varied circumstances of the 19th Century legend of the Coosa River Monster, a uniquely northeastern Alabama occurrence that was never quite what it appeared...and it appeared many times over those long-lost decades to bring tall tales - and even word of a curse - to the darkened woods of the 1800's.All that, plus our spoiler-ridden review for the new horror film, Pearl, and a full breakdown of our amazing experience at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios Orlando!Join Amanda, Erica, Jess & Kevin for all this and more in the world of horror!Listen now!Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC.https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Join the Ain't No Such Thing crew as we discuss Rebekah McKendry's recent indie horror, Glorious, streaming now on Shudder. All four of us sat down to watch this homegrown Lovecraftian tale, and we shared some surprising reactions.SPOILER ALERT: This review includes full, no-holds-barred details of the film's story and its ending. Before you listen...GO WATCH THE MOVIE. Trust us. You'll enjoy the review more this way.Then, come check out what we thought of Glorious and find out if you feel the same way about it some or most of us did.https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Two friends on an annual alligator hunt discover hidden truths about each other and encounter a legendary gator and a supernatural force they could not have foreseen and might possibly not survive.Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC.The Bay of the Holy Spirit © Kevin LaPorte. Narrated by Amanda Rachels.Music Credits:Unspoken by MyuuA Bad Encounter by MyuuDark Music Composer | Royalty-Free.Music for YouTubers, Filmmakers, Video Games and media ● Genres: Horror Compositions, Piano, Orchestral Music, Film Scores.https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Join the Ain't No Such Thing crew for a dreaded foray outside the South in consideration of a decidedly Northern phenomenon - The Melon Heads, cannibalistic survivors of a mad doctor's machinations in a mid-20th century asylum, escaped into the surrounding woods after murdering the old man and burning their erstwhile prison to the ground...or something like that. You won't believe the reported sightings, most of which reveal The Melon Heads' apparent fascination with...cars?You're gonna enjoy this one, folks! Listen now!Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLChttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

A simple man tending his orange grove suffers an unexpected bite from a seemingly normal pest, but the wound that follows and the consequences for his body and his life are decidedly abnormal.Bitten is written by Erica J. Heflin.Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda Rachels.Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingBitten © Erica J. HeflinAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLCMusic Credits:Grotesque Fantasia by MyuuDisintegrating by MyuuHaunted House by MyuuDark Music Composer | Royalty-Free.Music for YouTubers, Filmmakers, Video Games and media ● Genres: Horror Compositions, Piano, Orchestral Music, Film Scores.Official Website:http://www.thedarkpiano.comhttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Ain't No Such Thing is BACK after a one-year hiatus, with the story of The Casket Girls, "undesirable" women from the early 18th Century shipped from France to the U.S. Gulf Coast cities of Mobile, Biloxi and New Orleans for the sole purpose of providing mates to European explorers and fur traders, so that the Catholic population in the New World would propagate. Over the centuries, rumor and happenstance left these women with a supernatural reputation, ultimately attaining their legendary status as actual vampiric undead.Join Amanda, Jess, Erica and Kevin as we catch you up on where we've been for the past year and consider the strange, very real case of The Casket GirlsJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLChttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

The whole Ain't No Such Thing crew saw David Bruckner's The Night House and had to talk about it. Amanda, Kevin, Jess, and Erica discuss this film along with hopes for the upcoming Hellraiser reboot, to be produced by the same team behind The Night House.WARNING: This review includes SPOILERS!Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLChttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Darryl's commute through the Florida pine woods has become  routine. He sees the same trees, the same one pump gas station, even the same walking traveler on the road every day. He drives without thinking and without truly seeing until that routine is nightmarishly interrupted. Green Leaves by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Artist: http://audionautix.com/---------------------------------------------The Order’s Theme by MyuuDark Music Composer | Royalty-Free. Music for YouTubers, Filmmakers, Video Games and media Official Website: http://www.thedarkpiano.comhttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

A good ole boy couch-surfing on the rotting sofa of friends in BFE learns the fine art of harvesting roadkill from his hosts but soon finds himself in a unique quandary when a moment of impulsive anger brings together his new talents and the baser instincts of people desperate for a bite to eat.Turtle Soup is written by Erica J. Heflin.Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingTurtle Soup © Erica J. HeflinAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLCDrankin Song by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500021Artist: http://incompetech.com/Echoes of Time v2 by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300030Artist: http://incompetech.com/https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Our Legend series of hauntings continues with "the most haunted doll in the world", Robert the Doll. Kevin and Jess paid a visit to Robert while on vacation in Key West, and what they discovered was genuinely unexpected! Listen to their tale of a direct encounter with Robert just a few weeks ago and enjoy Amanda's backstory of Robert the Doll's history based on horror legends she learned decades ago. It's our longest episode yet, and it's FULL of first-hand horror facts and fun.Plus, check out our review of the new Saw movie, Spiral and our trip through the history of evil doll cinema!Ain't No Such Thing is produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLCCome Play with Me by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400042Artist: http://incompetech.com/https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Amanda, Kevin, and Jessica discuss haunted travel experiences and Jessica's recent trip to one of America's most haunted homes, The Myrtles Plantation.  She has a photo that may or may not show the image of Chloe, the most famous of the plantation's ghostly inhabitants. What do you think?  Ain't No Such Thing is produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLChttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

As an old woman's bizarre story of a twisted, beckoning tree creature unfolds, the young reporter interviewing her starts to wonder if the danger is in the swamp or from the old woman herself. The Twisted Woman is written by Erica J. Heflin.Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingThe Twisted Woman © Erica J. HeflinAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLCThere's Probably No Time by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/uvp/Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

In 1948, a northern Indiana farmer encountered something in his lake that terrified him, a turtle so large those who witnessed it later compared it to the size of a small passenger car.  His successor on the farm went so far as to use baited traps, send down divers, and even drain the 7-acre lake in his obsession with proving the monster turtle's existence. Did he find it? Did he prove it was real? To find out, you'll have to listen to Amanda Rachels and Ain't No Such Thing writers, Erica J. Heflin & Kevin LaPorte, as they talk it through and consider all the possibilities.Ain't No Such Thing is produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLChttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Just outside Louisville, Kentucky, there is a train trestle famous for its devious, dangerous denizen, the Goat-Man - The Pope Lick Monster. This scheming critter lures the curious and the daring onto the bridge with its arcane abilities, only to leave them in the path of the oncoming train. Jess, Amanda & Kevin take on The Pope Lick Monster and consider:What he tells people that compels them to wander onto the tracks and to their doom;Why he's such a jerk;Where he ranks compared to other fuzzy cryptids found in the South.Ain't No Such Thing is produced by Amanda Rachels.Support our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © 2021 Inverse Press, LLCCowboy Sting by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400015Artist: http://incompetech.com/https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

A lone woman and her canine companion makes her way to a lonesome beach for a day of much needed solitude, only to find evidence of some arcane ritual. She soon falls ill and relies on the suspect generosity of the locals to keep her healthy and safe, but there are hungry forces at play in this false paradise far beyond anything she could have imagined...Possum Princess is written by Erica J. Heflin & Eric H. Fundersol.Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingPossum Princess © Erica J. Heflin & Eric H. FundersolAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLCMusic:B - Somber Ballads by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Artist: http://incompetech.com/DD Groove by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100492Artist: http://incompetech.com/https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

After two hurricanes, COVID-induced periods of remote work and remote learning, and months of changes in day jobs and growth in our comics publishing business, WE. ARE. BACK. Our first LEGENDS episode in 6 months is here, and it features the star of The Legend of Boggy Creek, the Fouke Monster - Arkansas' own Bigfoot! Amanda, Jess & Kevin discuss the movie and how it either spawned or was spawned from legit sightings of a Bigfoot creature in Southeast Arkansas. All this history and...is the Fouke Monster just one nice family away from living a real-life Harry & The Hendersons? We think so, and you need to listen to find out WHY!Ain't No Such Thing is produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign to help us keep the show going!Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingAin't No Such Thing © 2021 Inverse Press, LLChttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

A parent's worst nightmare is helplessness in a moment of utter need for their child. When that emergency is life-threatening and happens in the depths of the Florida wilds, a frightened and desperate mother will turn to almost anyone. But to what ends will a stranger go to help? And what old, dark forces will that stranger tap to save the child, and what will be the terrible cost?Possum Princess is written by Erica J. Heflin.Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingPossum Princess © Erica J. HeflinAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLCMusic:Ambiment - The Ambient by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100630Artist: http://incompetech.com/https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Even the most skilled snake hunters take great care in the Everglades. Legends of monster gators and snakes and boars bounce around the bars and the message boards like rumors of cheating county commissioners, but every once in a while...every now and then...one of them legends turns out to be true. When a group of long-time herpers (reptile hunters for you rookies) head into the Glades to collect one of those legends after one of them actually sees it alive, what they find is far more monstrous than anything they could have expected.Betty & Veronica is written by Erica J. Heflin.Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingBetty & Veronica © Erica J. HeflinAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLChttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Rawley just wants to kiss a girl...just about any girl...so, against his better judgment, he accompanies his cousin - the local stud - to a mudriding party in a local country dirt pit. Confronted with backwoods machismo and beer-soaked behavior, Rawley soon questions his decision...over and over again. That is, until he meets a pretty girl in the back of a pickup truck, and the pair are hauled into the Alabama mud and into a sort of hidden, monstrous terror they never could have anticipated.Mudriders is written by Kevin LaPorte.Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingMudriders © Kevin LaPorteAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLChttps://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Halloween, 1983. A shy young man joins his church youth group for a Halloween alternative gathering and hayride. Nothing goes as expected, as he finds himself the object of the affections of a girl he never before met and follows her onto a haunted hayride into the night and into a forest full of his worst fears.The Hayride is written by Kevin LaPorte.Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda RachelsSupport our Patreon Campaign for access to:More StoriesHorror Movie ReviewsVideo UpdatesPDF Transcripts of Our StoriesPhysical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed PhotosLive Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and KevinJoin our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthingThe Hayride © Kevin LaPorteAin't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLCMusic:Blue Sizzle - Madness Paranoia by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100385Artist: http://incompetech.com/Serenity by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Artist: http://audionautix.com/Lasting Hope by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100178Artist: http://incompetech.com/Distant Tension by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?keywords=Distant+Tension&page=0Artist: http://incompetech.com/https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing