Alabaster's Haberdashery

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FILE TRANSMISSION SUCCESSFUL FILE INTEGRITY: 98% ORIGIN DATE: July 13, 1881 AUTODETECTED KEYWORDS: "tearing", "tearing", "tearing" DURATION: 00:03:00 DELETE THIS BEFORE BROADCASTING Hey, Mark! Is everybody else in Outreach as stoked as the entire Brigistics Dept. for the Burger Cookoff? Linda says she's been working with a recipe she found 4 years ago?? I guess she's been working on it just for this weekend; getting her seasonings right, finding the perfect potato bun, etc. She's devoted! Either way, just wondering how long you're going to stay at the Burger thing? If you're staying the whole time (because I'm planning on it) can I get a ride home with you afterwards? And do you think it's cool if I crash on your couch that night? Maybe even for a few days after? Definitely no longer than 4 months for sure. Long story short, I sleep with my windows open and a family of wildly aggressive hornets have been building a bed-sized nest under my bed for the past few days. Called a Bug Guy and he said that it could take up to 4 months to "fully remove all hornets". So annoying, right?! Whatever! Let's talk at the Burger thing. SEEYA! DELETE THIS BEFORE BROADCASTING 🔸️ 🅿️owered by 🅿️odCube™ 🔸️ ``

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