Those Tele Guys

In this season finale, Morgs and Rich dig deep into the numbers, embarking on a quest to settle a burning question: Was this the worst Australian winter season in the history of skiing? Armed with data from the trusty Spencers Creek snow gauge, they unravel the season's snowfall secrets.But it's not all serious business! Get ready for a melodious twist as the freeheelers create a parody of a famous Thirsty Merc song that'll have you dreaming for next winter through every note.And that's not all - tensions rise as Morgs and Rich find themselves in a legal battle against some crafty skiers trying to impersonate them. Will justice be served on the slopes?Tune in for this season finale, filled with data, laughs, and legal drama, as "Those Tele Guys" wraps up another thrilling season of adventures, laughs, and everything telemark. Don't miss it!

Buckle up, folks! On this exhilarating episode of "Those Tele Guys," we're bringing you along for the ride, literally. Join us as we hit the road in Morgan's trusty Toyota Landcruiser, the ultimate adventure machine, en route to a day of epic backcountry skiing in the breathtaking Main Range. It's an audio experience like no other as we chat gear, excitement, and mountain tales while cruising through scenic landscapes. Whether you're a seasoned backcountry enthusiast or an armchair adventurer, this episode will have you yearning for the crisp mountain air and the thrill of the slopes. So, grab your virtual snow gear, hop in, and let's chase that corn skiing dream together.

Prepare for an immersive journey into the world of ski mountaineering alongside the remarkable Greg Hill. From awe inspiring descents to record breaking feats, Greg has truly made some remarkable achievements. Join us as we delve into his incredible odyssey, from planting trees in the backcountry to ascending and skiing over two million feet in a year. We'll also explore his commitment to sustainability and environmental stewardship, and how he's challenging himself and the world to make a positive impact. Whether you're an avid skier or simply an adventure enthusiast, this episode is an absolute must listen. So grab your skis and your sense of wonder, and tune in as we unravel Greg's remarkable career thus far!  

In this week's episode of "Those Tele Guys," Morgs and Rich channel their inner Neo from the Matrix as they face a pivotal decision for the 2024 ski season: to buy or not to buy the 'Epic Australia Pass' for $1000. Will they take the blue pill and embark on a winter of resort skiing, carving down the slopes with Pete the Snow Dragon? Or opt for the red pill, keeping their wallets intact and dedicating themselves to becoming strictly BC? Join these backcountry-loving knuckleheads as they dissect the pros and cons, navigate through budget considerations, and ponder the family-friendliness of it all. We also dive into the mail bag to relieve our first ever 'Telemark Hate Crime.' Tune in to find out more...

In this episode, we're talking about essential telemark skiing tips with a touch of randomness and a lot of fun! We've fired up the random number generator to select some golden nuggets of wisdom from the classic book, "Allen & Mike's Really Cool Telemark Tips." Originally published in 1998, this book has been a staple for telemark enthusiasts, and it's been updated to keep up with the evolution of the sport. Join us as we explore a handful of the 123 telemark tips available in the book, filled with humour and wisdom, and discuss how the world of telemark skiing has transformed over the years. Whether you're a seasoned tele-skier or just curious about this unique style, get ready for an informative and entertaining episode that's sure to make you want to hit the slopes!

Welcome to episode 13 of our podcast! In this episode, we have some exciting segments for you. Firstly, we will be reading some interesting messages sent in by our esteemed listeners. Secondly, we have a brand new segment called "Telemarketers Telemarketing," where we'll be making a prank call and sharing the hilarious conversation with you. Lastly, get ready for some musical entertainment as we sing a parody of Vance Joy's "Riptide" in "Songs of the Freeheelers" titled "Heels Are Stuck." So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

In this exciting episode, we talk telemark skiing with a special guest who knows the industry inside out. Join us as we sit down with Dave Bombard, the mastermind behind Bishop Telemark, to explore his journey from discovering free heel skiing for the first time to becoming a mechanical product design engineer, and eventually, designing one of the most unique bindings on the market. We uncover the story behind Bishop's innovative telemark bindings, learn about Dave's experiences in the ski town of Breckenridge, and gain insights into his unique vision for the sport. From carving turns to crafting bindings, get ready for an engaging conversation that delves into the heart and soul of the telemark world.

Get ready to dive into the world of telemark skiing  as "Those Tele Guys" present a captivating interview with CJ Coccia, the lead behind TELE COLO. Hailing from New Smyrna Beach, FL, CJ's journey took him from surf swells and skateboards to the snowy slopes of Colorado, where he discovered the enchanting art of the telemark turn that would eventually lead to the transformation of a group originally known as Telemark Colorado in 2018.  TELE COLO has a mission to breathe fresh life into the telemark culture, bolster present and upcoming athletes, contributors, and the industry as a whole, fostering continuous growth within the sport and its vibrant community. Join us as CJ shares his unique perspective on telemark skiing, and learn how his experiences have inspired his innovative filmmaking ventures. From King and Queens of the Heel, bindings dreams, and to pondering about the future of telemark, this episode guarantees to bring a smile to your face. Tune in for laughter, insights, and a whole lot of telemark passion!

Get ready for an eye-opening episode as "Those Tele Guys" bring you an unexpected mid-season review! In this unique edition, hosts Morgs and Rich delve into the rollercoaster of a winter they've been experiencing, with a twist of unanticipated warmth that has left the snow base feeling more like spring than mid-season. Join them as they discuss the challenges posed by the unprecedented warm weather, how it has impacted their skiing adventures and the creative ways they've adapted to the unusual conditions.  Tune in to "Those Tele Guys" for a mid-season review that's all about embracing the unexpected!

In Episode 9 of "Those Tele Guys," we have the privilege of sitting down with the remarkable Australian XC skier, Philip Bellingham. His journey in skiing began at a young ago growing up in the picturesque town of Bogong near Falls Creek. From winning his first national title to competing in three Winter Olympics, including Sochi, Pyeongchang, and Beijing, Phil's passion and dedication to the sport are awe-inspiring. Beyond competitions, he's taken on daring adventures, like attempting to beat 'The Crossing' record from Mt. Bogong to Mt. Hotham, and exploring the world of randonee racing. Join us as we delve into Phil's skiing experiences, unforgettable Olympic moments, and the incredible adventures that have shaped his journey. Don't miss this captivating episode as we unravel the life of the indomitable Phil Bellingham on "Those Tele Guys"!

In Episode 8 of "Those Tele Guys," Morgs and Rich embark on a lively discussion about their telemark skiing journey across the 75mm and NTN platforms, exploring the diverse range of boots they have used over the years. From classic designs to cutting-edge technology, they delve into the nuances of different telemark boots, sharing personal anecdotes and experiences on the slopes.  Tune in for an episode filled with passion, expertise, and a deep love for the art of free-heel boots on "Those Tele Guys"!

In this episode of "Those Tele Guys," we take a moment to connect with our wonderful listeners and bring their messages to the forefront. We start by discussing the current ski conditions, where sunny days and icy slopes challenge even the best of us.However, things take a turn when Rich finds himself caught in a surface hoar trance, providing some light-hearted moments for all. Amidst the laughter, we share the interesting messages we've received from our fans, covering topics ranging from pow surfing to the amusing concept of adult powder skiing nappies.To wrap up the show, we offer some telemark therapy, providing helpful tips to tackle common winter ski problems and enhance the skiing experience.

Join us in this captivating episode of "Those Tele Guys" as we sit down with Ya Reeves, an outdoor and environmental educator, author, and telemark skier from far East Gippsland. In this episode, our conversation revolves around Ya Reeves' debut novel, "Over This Backbone." The book explores the hidden truths we bury, revealing the moments when "I'm fine" masks deeper emotions and the realisation that battling alone doesn't define strength. This novel beautifully captures the essence of the Australian landscape and takes us on a profound journey of walking a long way and finding the courage to walk away.Tune in to this thought-provoking episode as we unravel the inspiration behind "Over This Backbone" and gain insights into Ya Reeves' profound connection with nature and storytelling.

Join us in Season 4, Episode 5 of "Those Tele Guys" as we "go fishing in the local pond" with J.T. Robinson, a professional telemark skier renowned for his backcountry expertise. In this episode, we dive into J.T.'s personal journey of how he discovered telemark skiing and the experiences that shaped his career. From his high-flying days as a pro backcountry telemark skier to his transition into becoming a family man and backcountry touring guide, J.T. shares his insights and the inspiration behind his path. We also delve into his endorsement of Voilé equipment, including the Voilé V6 BC skis and the TTS Transit bindings, discussing their unique features and the impact they have on his performance in the backcountry. Join us for an engaging conversation as we explore J.T.'s telemark skiing journey and gain valuable insights for our own skiing adventures.

Join Morgs and Rich in Season 4, Episode 4 of "Those Tele Guys" as they share their invaluable insights on driving to the snow. In this episode, they delve into the important topic of fitting chains, providing "expert" advice on proper installation techniques, troubleshooting common issues, and ensuring traction on icy roads. With their own experiences as guides, they also cover route planning, vehicle maintenance, and road safety, equipping listeners with the knowledge and confidence to conquer the winter roads. Whether you're a seasoned snow chaser or a first-time winter explorer, this episode will give you the tools you need for a smooth and successful journey to the snowy slopes.

Join Morgs and Rich in Season 4, Episode 3 of "Those Tele Guys" as they explore the diverse and enchanting world of winter events at ski resorts. In this episode, they shine a spotlight on the captivating backcountry events, the grace and beauty of Nordic skiing, and the unique novelty events that add a touch of fun to the snowy season. From exhilarating gun-slinging ski races to peaceful pond-skimming adventures, they'll take you on a journey through the lesser-known aspects of the Australian skiing world. Plus, stay tuned for an exciting update on "Those Tele Guys" merchandise, featuring telemark skiing-inspired apparel and accessories that will let you show off your love for the sport. 

In this hilarious and creative episode of "Those Tele Guys," Morgs and Rich take on the challenge of using AI to generate parody songs for telemark skiing. While the AI's attempts may have missed the mark, it sparked an inspired idea for our hosts to finish a song that Chat GPT started. Get ready for a memorable parody of the classic rock song"Tribute" by Tenacious D, reimagined for telemark skiing.Join Morgs and Rich as they dive into the world of parody songs and explore the humorous side of telemark skiing. Laugh along as they share some of the AI-generated attempts and discuss the creative process behind crafting these hilarious and catchy tunes.

Welcome back to "Those Tele Guys" with Morgs and Rich! In this exciting Season 4 premiere, we dive into the much-anticipated seasonal outlook for winter in the Australian Alps. As telemark skiing enthusiasts and lovers of the Australian alpine region, we're here to share all the insights, predictions, and excitement surrounding the upcoming ski season.Join us as we give you a sneak peek into what's in store for Season 4 of "Those Tele Guys." We'll explore the factors that influence the seasonal weather patterns in the Australian Alps, helping you understand how weather systems, snowfall predictions, and temperature fluctuations can shape a skier's experience.Get ready to geek out with us as we delve into the predictions and forecasts shared by meteorologists, ski industry experts, and local sources. We'll discuss the expected snowfall levels, temperature trends, and overall conditions for the upcoming winter season, giving you a sense of what to expect when hitting the slopes.As always, we want to hear from you, our incredible listeners! If you have any questions, comments, or insights related to the seasonal outlook or ski season preparation, we encourage you to reach out. Your input makes our podcast engaging and informative, and we love incorporating your thoughts into future episodes.So, join us as we kick off Season 4 with an in-depth look at the seasonal outlook for winter in the Australian Alps. Get ready for an exciting and action-packed ski season filled with powder turns, stunning landscapes, and endless telemark skiing adventures....hopefully....

Hooly dooly, another season of Those Tele Guys is done! Firstly, we would like to thank the many listeners that have supported our show with their ears. We also really loved meeting some of those listeners on the slopes and appreciate the kudos we received. It's been a turbulent few years so it was finally great to have a somewhat normal season where at least 2 out of 3 of Those Tele Guys were able to ski until their hearts were content.In this episode,  we break down an amazing season by discussing some memories of telemark that made 2022 such a stella year! This includes chatting about new equipment, some tough breaks with bindings, telemark stoke, events, and our favorite moments. We also deliberate a worrying climatic trend in the Bogong Bulletin, which actually suggests that maybe the season wasn't as good as we originally thought.

It's September and Spring has sprung. The flowers are blooming, the birds are singing and the corn is being well and truly harvested both within the resort and out in the backcountry. Many skiers and boarders alike are reaping the rewards of a fantastic season, but the temperature is starting to get consistently warmer, making the snowpack melt faster than the Wicked Witch of the West. They'll be plenty of corn for a few weeks yet, but what the hell are we talking about anyway? What is corn snow? In this week's episode, we explain what corn is and how this famous spring snow got its name. We also break down other terminology to describe snow conditions we typically experience in Australia and also learn some new terminolgy we haven't heard of before, such as mash potatoes.We also sing about corn in the songs for the freeheelers with a special parody of 'It's Corn' by the Gregory Brothers. Warning, this one is an earworm that may be hard to forget!