Fake Movies

Joel (Paul Rudd) is still reeling after a messy breakup, when he unexpectedly meets Sarah (Claire Forlani), a charming artist whose nighttime activities are about to really test his insecurities and bring his neuroticism to the forefront. Can he overcome them in order to get the girl? By screenwriter Judd Apatow! 

Rick (Chris O'Donnell) is just your ordinary college guy--until heartbreak pushes him to become someone exceptionally gifted at the art of seduction. He soon becomes embroiled in an erotic affair with dark-sided Selena (Rose McGowan), which may prove more than he bargained for. Join Fake Movies as we realize just how deep our brain damage goes as we dive into this 90's sexual thrill ride. 

The Gap Girls from SNL are back! And this time, in their own feature presentation. Christy (David Spade), Lucy (Adam Sandler, and Cindy (Chris Farley), are fighting the doldrums of the daily grind of folding Gap t-shirts at the Paradise Mall. After Cindy is tempted over to greener pastures across the hall at Banana Republic, a sexy new manager, Dean (Luke Perry), takes over and stirs things up--including Christy's heart! But is he everything he seems? Lucy, Christy and Cindy are about to find out not all that glitters is not gold, even if he does look dreamy in a pocket tee.

Alan (Chad Lowe) is lovestruck by queen bee Frankie (Ami Dolenz), and just before he can score, the worst thing imaginable happens--she kicks the bucket! Now it's up to him and his best friend, Woodrow (Ira Heiden), to accomplish the impossible and defy the laws of nature just so Alan can pick up where he left off. That is, if she doesn't drive him crazy first. 

New York City punk band The Roaches are known for their rabble-rousing ways. On their way across the US on tour, they inadvertently incite violence and find themselves evading the police, leading them into unfamiliar territory--and ultimately, their van breaks down and they have to rely on the kindness of some do-gooders who are obsessed with fire and brimstone. Soon enough, it becomes glaringly apparent that these kindly Christian folk are not what they seem, and hellfire is about to rain down on The Roaches in a true American nightmare! 

Colorful local San Francisco clown, Coco (Robin Williams), suddenly finds himself unexpectedly in the spotlight--and WHAM--the whole country has CLOWN fever! And the media buzz is not without its downsides--as his zany media presence has garnered the attention of some old skeletons in the closet he thought he'd buried a long time ago. Coco doesn't want fame, or fortune--he just wants to spread his message--to not worry, and just be happy! Written and directed by your favorite little guy, Danny Devito, this movie will have you dancing in the aisles for joy!

Cathy Andrews (Ricki Lake) is a single woman living, laughing and loving her way through life best she can. Whether it's dealing with her overbearing mother (Shirley McLain), balancing her job at the local newspaper, or navigating the crazy world of love, Cathy takes it all in stride. Everything changes when a new confident woman (Marisa Tomei) joins Cathy's workplace and helps teach her radical self acceptance. This is the live action debut of the beloved comic book character, brought to you by the director of 'Everything Changes." We promise you'll be ACK! to see this movie multiple times and it'll have you celebrating in the aisles. 

Edison Campbell (Jerry O'Connell) has a promising future ahead of him--he's smart, clever, and armed with what's inside his grand dad's army trunk, he now has the secret sauce to his success--a top secret government document for something that will really put him over the top! The future's really looking bright for Edison and his friends, until a gang of government agents decide to put a stop to his antics--now they are on the run to destroy what could be disastrous in the wrong hands! 

Vince Callahan (Mickey Rourke) is just a regular blue collar guy, working for the weekend, when his world collides with Adrienne Stone's (Kim Cattrall), an A-list movie star who just happens to be living across the street from his worksite. They soon find themselves embroiled in a love affair fueled by Adrienne's deepest fantasies, and they must keep their trysts not only secret from Adrienne's husband (Eric Roberts), but from the paparazzi. What heights will these two go to before they plummet? 

Your favorite suit salesman Chet is back! "Semi-Charmed Life" picks up seven years after 'King of Wishful Thinking' when Holly and Chet rode off into the sunset--only for us to discover that things did not go as planned! Now Chet is engaged to someone else, and Holly is off in Los Angeles--but through a twist of fate, they find themselves in each other's lives once again! Can their second time be the charm--or is Chet fated to have a semi-charmed life with the cards fate dealt him?

Brought to you by cult film director and writer Quentin Tarantino, "Six Foot Under" details the trials and tribulations of has-been rock and roller Stan Nash (Elvis Presley), as he's pulled into the world of the mob as they blackmail him into returning to the spotlight. Will sympathetic Penny (Laura Dern) be a friend or foe as Stan runs from not only the mob, but his Uncle Woody (George C. Scott), who was single-handedly responsible for Stan's ruin? 

Directed by visionary filmmaker, Peter Greenaway, Woman on the World takes you on a trip as you follow alongside spy and assassin, "M.C." (Rachel Ward) as she plays a dangerous game of cat and mouse with a former client (Daniel Day Lewis). Can THIS Woman of the World make it out alive, or is she facing early retirement--at the end of a barrel of a gun? Thrills, explosions, erotic trysts, cat suits, and intrigue await you!

Daphne Nixon (Jill Schoelen) is a rookie cop with a gift--she can see the future in her dreams, including haunting images of a new serial murderer loose on the streets of Chicago! She's soon off the beat as the lead homicide detective assigned to the case enlists her help to catch the son of a bitch--before he strikes next. But, the killer always seems to be one step ahead of the game, and something demonic is afoot. Can Daphne survive this murderous game of cat and mouse? Unchain the Night will have you screaming for your life! 

Charles Rukeyser (Paul Reiser) is a real estate developer from the big city in for a BIG surprise - the locals of the Chattahoochee aren't going down without a fight, and the especially vocal Terrence "Mack" Macintosh (Patrick Swayze) is the squeaky wheel who refuses to be greased. Rukeyser finds himself settling in for an extended stay amongst the locals, and he's in for a crash course in life on the Chattahoochee! Can Mack convince him to reconsider redeveloping their beloved little paradise? From the director of OVERBOARD, Chattahoochee will have you longing for a languid afternoon on a lazy river--not having a plan, and just living for the minute!

Mitch O' Donnell (Rob Lowe) is a college basketball star with a problem--his grades are slipping, and suddenly his future in the NBA is threatened! His frat brothers certainly don't help, either, with their constant partying--only his best friend, Brad (Emilio Estevez) seems to be supportive, if only he weren't courting a new girl and MIA all the time! Mitch finds help in the form of a cute library assistant (Helen Slater) who may just be able to help him with his English paper--that is, if he doesn't fall head over heels first! From treasured screenwriter John Hughes, Head Over Heels will capture your heart, if you don't bust a gut from laughter first!

Maria Fernandez (Gloria Estefan) is the hottest act in Latin-American pop and she's looking for some top-tier backup dancers with the oversight of her most trusted choreographer, Lorenzo (Steven Bauer). Does newcomer Kimmy (Julia Roberts), make the cut, or does Lorenzo need to teach her a few new moves under cover of Miami nights? The Rhythmn is Gonna Get You will have you doing the Lambada in the aisles! A collaboration with Christopher aka bigeffinmoose! 

Something stinks in suburbia, and Jake (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) is about to get more than he bargained for--like, why are all the adults in his life suddenly acting strange, suspicious, spooky--and SLIMY? Jake and his friends are on the case, and a mysterious spacecraft that's crash landed in their neighborhood holds all the answers to the current rash of strange behavior. One thing for sure... this adventure is UNBELIEVABLE. Brought to you by Nickelodeon! 

Teddy "Rockin" Rooster is back--but he's spent seven years in prison, and he's definitely not the bombastic radio personality that Los Angeles fell in love with. Hardened by prison life, he now goes simply by "Rooster," and life after being in the joint isn't as seamless as he'd hoped. Soon, he's roped back into another sultry mystery involving a hapless nurse (Ashley Judd) who seems to have a few identities--but which one is real? Featuring an ORIGINAL smokin' single by Mike Love of the Beach Boys! Kiss Me Deadly 2: Playin' with Fire is so hot, you might just get scalded. 

Father Matthews (Julian Sands) is a priest with a heart of gold, but a secret eating away at him--he can't contain his lust after a chance encounter with a beautiful woman (Madchen Amick). Will fellow priest and best friend Father McDaniels (Billy Zane) be his confidante, or his downfall? Buckle up for a cinema experience so steamy that this film was banned in Ireland and what Spin magazine called "the short scorcher of 1994." Rated R for SSC. 

Karen Hayes (Sally Fields) may be down in her luck on love--but she has a rockin' career in fashion that is taking off, and even gets to work with her two best friends, Beth (Carrie Fisher) and Priscilla (Jackee Harry). Just when she's about to land the deal of her career, her clumsy ways land her in the hospital, after which a mysterious gentleman named Terry (Mandy Patinkin) dances his way into her heart. One thing is for sure--nothing will ever be the same for Karen--everything changes!