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A podcast about the world and how we got here. Join us every week as we joke about news, politics, and bad reddit posts!Leftist hosts Chan, Nicco, and Rob have been described by Liberal columnists as "horrible little bullies who own us hard, constantly." Conservative pundits are too scared to even make a statement on the trio. Hasan Piker would love to be a guest on the show, we're still considering it.Previous topics include: Elon Musk, Joe Biden, Ron DeSantis, Vaccines, Florida Politics, Army Recruiters, Twitch, crazy neighbors, Trump, protests, civil rights, freedom of speech, the environment, space, American imperialism, patriotism, and "both sides".
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follow us on twitter @pleaseclapshowThe IATSE and many other unions fight for what they deserve, Joseph "Mack" Biden curses up a storm, we get the sweet taste of a Certified Reddit Moment, and the neighborhood drama heats up!
They're heeere! The Dems continue to scare the hell out of us. We also talk about other spooky things, but damn that systemic horror tho.
Texas Has Fallen

Texas Has Fallen

2021-09-1701:03:03

follow us on twitter @pleaseclapshowNosey neighbors on nextdoor continue their war, Texas bans abortion, China bans video games, and we ban reddit.
follow us on twitter @pleaseclapshowPlease Cat! More homeless harassment by Karen, Florida mask mandate BTFOs DeSantis, hogs take horse drugs, and even scarier stories!
Homeschooling the Taliban

Homeschooling the Taliban

2021-08-2301:10:01

follow us on twitter @pleaseclapshowWe're back! This week we see how suburban boomers talk about the homeless, the Taliban rejects Western Wokeness much to Tucker Carlson's delight, homeschoolers get schooled, UFOs probe us and vice-versa, and more!
Follow us on twitter @pleaseclapshowOrange Man might be out of the White House, but things somehow manage to get worse! Globalists ought to be scared based on what we're reading on Next Door, covid-19 becomes covid-21 and turns Florida upside down, Matt Gaetz is still a pedo freak weirdo, things get weird on the AR15 forum, and reddit gets even spookier!
Follow us on twitter @pleaseclapshowWe've got a bonus fun episode here for ya! We thought we'd mix things up after last episode's educational whirlwind with lots of Who Was Phone, Hobbit talk, futurism, Olympic offensiveness, and a Steven Crowder health update.
Follow us on twitter @pleaseclapshowLonger and smarter, this week's episode should be behind a paywall! Special guests and experts Olivia and Andy join us to talk about education, critical race theory, and a whole lot more.
Follow us on twitter @pleaseclapshowThis week we're once again joined by Connor, as we talk about the billionaire "space" race and other dumb crap! We've taken the segment pill and brought back everyone's favorites (and least favorites!) Woke phones get thrown in the trash, two sentences continue to horrify, gators get Florida-man'd, and fake-tion is properly sorted from fact. And would somebody PLEASE let the boy next door in?
Follow us on twitter @pleaseclapshow !!Two Sentence Horror: Episode is actually good. Rob records using his webcam.Can I get a le updoot my fellow redditor gentle sir? This week's episode is PACKED with juicy segments and goofs. We're truly coming into our own with this one, only to have our eagle wings clipped by Rob's disgraceful act of "owning a computer" and "having more than one audio input".
We weren't lying when we said this would be a weekly thing! This rare in-person recording sesh was filled with freedom and well-mannered patriotism! We've got a classic case of bad cop-bad cop, Space-faring billionaire freakazoids, Olympic obliteration, "Patriotic Protests", pet sensitivity training, and more!yell at us on twitter @pleaseclapshowsubscribe to the Youtube channel
We're back with a new episode and a new outlook on life! If you're interested in hearing where we've been and where we're going, keep listening. Or check out the "real" episode that released along side this one. Honestly you probably already saw that one too and you're like "why are you even explaining this" and ya know what? You're right.
A new era of Please Clap is here! More shitposting, less effortposting! In that spirit I would add the article sources and all that crap but I can't be bothered :) We're too busy vibing and trilling in this hot Florida summer. Subscribe, check out the YouTube, leave a comment, review, and follow us on twitter @pleaseclapshow !!
Recruiting Tweens on Twitch

Recruiting Tweens on Twitch

2020-08-0201:02:03

Welcome to Please Clap! Listen as lefty libtard losers tell you about the world today and how we got here. Our Pilot episode is all about the Military Entertainment Complex... but mostly about twitch. And video games. What's your favorite w4r cr1me?
Anti-Vaxxers

Anti-Vaxxers

2021-02-1601:26:35

Just in time for a world-altering pandemic, Anti-Vaxxers have been gaining more and more momentum these last few years. Spurred on by celebrities and even the motherfucking POTUS, these morons are responsible for the maiming and death of thousands. Joining us is Dr. Sore Throat, our anonymous friend of medicine! Follow us on twitter @PleaseClapShowEmail us at pleaseclapshow@gmail.com  
In celebration of Elon Musk becoming the world's richest man, the Please Clap crew returns from their election-induced coma to talk mad shit about him! His latest venture, Starlink, threatens to ruin astronomy as we know it. "Founder" of Tesla, SpaceX, Paypal, and The Boring Company (am I missing one, Elon stans?) decided stargazing was overrated and slow-ass satellite internet was more important. Special thanks to our guest Connor (Libra), our resident Starboy Astronomer!Follow us on twitter @PleaseClapShow !!Leave us a nice review on itunes!? (do people still do that?)
Follow us on twitter @Pleaseclapshow !!Ronnie D. dropped another banger with his totally-not-fascist-or-racist proposal to silence opinions he doesn't agree with using the strong arm of the law. What a fucking snowflake, am I right?
Follow us on twitter @PleaseClapShow !!A show about Florida and how we got here! (hint: Ronnie D might have something to do with it). In this special episode we welcome Danny to the fold and our ratings are expected to skyrocket, much like infection rates in Florida! We're POSITIVE you'll like this one (but also hate it for the same reasons we do). Crack open a cold pamplemousse La Croix®, don your ATH-M50 cans, and enjoy the show. (or listen to it however you want in combination with whatever beverage you prefer, I ain't ur freaking mom)
The Lincoln Project

The Lincoln Project

2020-09-0401:15:37

In this episode we take a look at The Lincoln Project and the perpetual sliiiide to the Right.Be sure to follow us on twitter @pleaseclapshowCombat racial injustice by donating! https://bailproject.org/
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