Goreporium

Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we decided to do something different and countdown each other's Top Ten Slasher Films of all time. Each of our Top Ten lists were secret to each other before we started, see if you can predict our favourites, and listen to find out whether we guess correctly about each others lists. We hope you enjoy your visit (and don't get too mad about our choices)!A big thank you to:Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

Welcome back to The Goreporium, a haunted video store run by siblings, Fox and Bella. This year we're doing things a little differently. For season 3 we're having a bargain bin bonanza, aka we're diving into the world of dollar store rejects and watching the worst that the horror world has to offer. Then we have the tricky task of redeeming said movie in order to sell them to the right customer and stay in business.For Episode 3 we're covering and championing a less loved addition to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series with Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995). This movie was panned by critics and fans of the series alike, but we actually think it's one of the stronger entries. So, as usual, we'll be looking at the taglines and posters,  recapping the movie with trivia, reading hilarious reviews, giving our thoughts with a positive spin, and finally finding Next Gen's forever home. Can we redeem this misunderstood whodunnit? Spoiler alert, yes we can. But join us anyway as we discuss fake boobs, iconic performances, strange side characters, lady skin masks, killer airplanes, and mysterious cults. 

Welcome back to The Goreporium, a haunted video store run by siblings, Fox and Bella. This year we're doing things a little differently. For season 3 we're having a bargain bin bonanza, aka we're diving into the world of dollar store rejects and watching the worst that the horror world has to offer. Then we have the tricky task of redeeming said movie in order to sell them to the right customer and stay in business.For Episode 2 we're travelling to the Bahama's for a much needed holiday with I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998). This movie was panned by critics and horror fans alike, but we actually think it's better than the first one and is in general an underrated comfort food gem of the genre. So, as usual, we'll be looking at the taglines and posters,  recapping the movie with trivia, reading hilarious reviews, giving our thoughts with a positive spin, and finally finding ISKWYDLS's forever home. Can we redeem this misunderstood whodunnit? Spoiler alert, yes we can. But join us anyway as we discuss unexpected cameos, hotel weed dealers, terrible boyfriends, hilarious killer names, and how much karaoke sucks.

Welcome back to The Goreporium, a haunted video store run by siblings, Fox and Bella. This year we're doing things a little differently. For season 3 we're having a bargain bin bonanza, aka we're diving into the world of dollar store rejects and watching the worst that the horror world has to offer. Then we have the tricky task of redeeming said movie in order to sell them on to the right customer and stay in business. We're kicking things off with Troll 2, a movie that's famous for being terrible and even had a documentary made about it called, Best Worst Movie.  So, we'll be looking at the taglines and posters,  recapping the movie with trivia, reading hilarious reviews, giving our thoughts with a positive spin, and finally finding Troll 2's forever home. Can we redeem the world's worst horror movie? Spoiler alert, yes we can. But join us anyway as we discuss vegetarian goblins, green gunk, horny corn, and amateur actors. 

Season 3 is upon us! And this time around we've decided to do things a little differently. Welcome to our bargain bin bonanza! In a time that's engulfed with negativity, we've decided to focus on silver linings and the good amongst the bad. I'll let the trailer explain the rest.

Pleasure... please.  Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed the iconic Evil Dead II (1987), a demon-centric gore fest.  And this week Fox is joined by his lovely husband, Brendan, as a guest host! So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of rotten apple heads, Señor Cojones, catchphrases, latex suit sweat, multi-coloured blood, and my favourite final boy, Ash Williams . We hope you enjoy your visit!Content Warning: Comedic sexual content, discussions of gore/blood/violence, and Emetophobia warning for 13:50 to 14:13. There are also some audio issues from Brendan’s mic during the first quarter of the episode.A big thank you to:Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

Avoid Suspicion. Manipulate Your Friends. Eliminate Your Enemies. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed Cry Wolf (2005), a teen slasher movie that we both think is scarily underrated.  So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of pranks, stereotypes, rubber knives, IBM laptop nipples, and aggressively British lead characters. We hope you enjoy your visit!Content Warning: Violence typical for a PG-13 Slasher. A big thank you to:Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

From the depths of four twisted minds. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed Tales from the Darkside (1990), a comedy-horror anthology, that wasn't so much funny as it was shocking. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive, this week accompanied by our wonderful guest Beck Gray, into the world of affordable mummies, baby gargoyles, particularly evil cats, cannibalistic witches, star-studded casts, and incredibly cringe romances. We hope you enjoy your visit!Content Warning: Discussions of sexual assault, vomiting (those with emetophobia beware our Curses section), and violence against animals. A big thank you to:Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

Dare to go back.Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed Doctor Sleep (2019), the sequel to Stephen King's classic - The Shining. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we head back to the Overlook and dive into the world of shine-feasting vampires, ugly hats, ghost boxes, familiar scenes, death cats, scarily good child actors, and, of course, a naked bathtub ladies. We hope you enjoy your visit!Content Warning: Discussions of sexual abuse, child torture, and domestic violence. A big thank you to:Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

The tide of terror that swept America. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed The Shining (1980), a psychological-horror movie that really ignited our passion in horror movies. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of naked bathtub ladies, beautiful carpets, Jack Daniels drinking,  ever changing mazes, bad hair, iconic outfits, scores created by Fox's hero, tin hatter theories, and horrible men. We hope you enjoy your visit!Content Warning: Discussions of sexual abuse and domestic violence. A big thank you to:Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

Get Home Safe. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we watched, discussed, and reviewed Ma (2019), a thriller-horror movie that neither thrilled, nor horrified, but we had a lot of fun nonetheless. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of rude teenagers, kung-fu fighting, underage drinking, interesting outfit choices, and 80's flashbacks. Also this episode we've had a bit of a makeover at the shop, and the synopsis section has been swapped for a sleek 10 minute summary, and in its place we've got lots of new goodies to share. We hope you enjoy!A big thank you to:Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. We're sorry if we are mean about your favourite movie, we do it with love and respect. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

The next true story from the case files of Ed and Lorraine Warren. Welcome to the night shift at the Goreporium - with the newest instalment of the Conjuring franchise soon to be released, Fox and Beck (the night manager) are settling in to watch The Conjuring 2. A film based on the true story of the Hodgson family and the poltergeist who they claim haunted their home and possessed their daughter. Given that you're here you may as well watch it too! All you need is a copy of the film, some crunchy cockroach treats, and to follow the syncing up instructions.  And now we're ready for the Goreporium's first-ever movie night! Syncing Instructions: Open up your legally acquired copy of the film Pause just as the New Line Cinema logo has fully faded to black (around 23 seconds on most copies of the film) Press play when Fox says GO Enjoy this spooky film with us! 

How seven beauties got eaten! Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we covered House, or Hausu, a Japanese psychedelic haunted house movie from 1977. So, take a seat at the Goreporium, be careful not to touch anything, and join us as we dive into the world of witch cats, watermelon ghosts, and girl-eating pianos. Also unfortunately we had some more mic issues this episode, on Bella's end this time, but these will be fixed for next time. Enjoy! And watch out for The Landlord and The Beast Below. A big thank you to:Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

It wants to be born now. Welcome back to The Goreporium. This week we covered The Unborn, a supernatural horror from 2009. Join us as we dive into exactly why this movie didn't work, from non-identical twins to ghost boys with ridiculous names.  Also apologies for some audio quality issues this week, one of our mics began to bite the dust, but fear not, next week the sound will be better than ever. A big thank you to:Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

Humans are such easy prey. We're back! The Goreporium is once again open for business, and to kick things off we decided to start at the beginning with another one of Stuart Gordon's work - From Beyond. Yes, before there was the professionally produced Goreporium, and whilst we were still finding our feet, we debuted with Re-Animator (an episode that will be available on Patreon in the near future). So join us for our thoughts on slimy BDSM-obsessed monsters, invisible jellyfish, and Jeffrey Comb's cashmere sweater.A big thank you to:Beck Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

Well, here we are, closing time at The Goreporium. But never fear, Becky, our beloved night manager, wants you to pop over after hours this week for some top secret bonus content, aka blackmail, collected from throughout the season. So drop by for mistakes, tangents, embarrassing stories, and general nonsense. We hope you've enjoyed the season as much as we enjoyed making it. See you soon. A big thank you to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager, editor, and host of this episode. Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

There's no turning back.  Well, here we are, at the end of the year and the end of our first season (though you should tune in next week for the true finale). And for this special, celebratory episode we thought we'd watch something fun. The fun in question being Rob Zombie's debut film, House of 1000 Corpses. So, tune in to hear our thoughts on clowns, friend chicken, and boring protagonists. And here's to a better year!A big thank you to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

You might be Home, but you're not Alone. The final episode of the Holiday season has arrived! Stop by The Goreporium to hear our thoughts on the shocking seasonal thriller, and why Lily has so many opinions on this movie. Come for the horror opinions, stay for the ghosts and, well, because you have to. The door has disappeared again. Happy Holidays!Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

Cute. Clever. Mischievous. Intelligent. Dangerous. We are back in the holiday spirit. So, of course, we had to watch Gremlins. It was Bella's first time watching the holiday classic, so stop by The Goreporium to hear our thoughts on the (cute, and not so cute) creatures, violence against said creatures, and the disturbing Santa-related tales contained within this movie. Let's celebrate the holiday season together, horror movie style. Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language. 

Lock the door, pretend you're safe. Before we get back into the Christmas spirit, we figured we'd cover something that we've mentioned multiple times this season; The Strangers. It's one of Lily's favourites, and something Bella had yet to watch, so it's the perfect choice for a nihilistic break from festivities.  And due to the success of last week's renovations, we've kept all the updates (yes the Amazon reviews are here to stay), and even introduced yet another new segment (hello Goreporium ghosts). So, stop by for something truly dark, before the holidays consume us. Thanks to:Rebecca Gray, our beloved night manager & editor.Tyler Massey, the creator of our theme song. Check out his podcast WMSCP. Brendan Hill, our executive producer and head in a jar. Disclaimer: We are simply two haunted shop owners/horror enthusiasts. We are far from professional critics and should not be taken seriously. This podcast also contains spoilers, discussions of violence, and frequent naughty language.