WTF HAPPENED IN AMERICA THIS WEEK

Joe Biden says he "No longer understands Republicans.""Medina Spirit", the winner of The Kentucky Derby, has failed a drug test.After being closed down for 13 months, Disneyland has finally reopened.Walt Disney World and Universal studios have ended temperature checks for guests.Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce.There were at least 9 mass shootings across the US this weekend.The number of children held in Border Patrol facilities has dropped by 84%.The US defense secretary has said that our next major war will be "very different."During 2020, the birth rate in the United States dropped 4%.The Burning Man festival has been canceled for a second year in a row.In South Carolina, a man taking a bathroom break in the woods discovered a dead body."DigiDog" the NYPD's robotic police dog has been retired from service after a public outcry.In New Orleans, police are looking for a street performer in a Chewbacca costume who stabbed someone.In Florida, the first-ever genetically-modified mosquitoes in the US have been released.In New York City, a man was caught smuggling THIRTY-FIVE birds in his pants.A Milwaukee father has been convicted of fatally punching his son because he'd been eating his cheesecake.In Missouri, a couple discovered a live World War 2 era Japanese bomb in their yard.In New York City, a 4-year-old used his mother's Amazon Prime account to order FIFTY-ONE boxes of SpongeBob SquarePants popsicles.A mattress review company announced a new job where they will pay people TO NAP.In Idaho, the governor has signed a bill to kill 90% of wolves in the state.In Florida, a man was arrested after state troopers found over 400 pounds of marijuana hidden inside an ATM machine.In San Francisco, a tech CEO was fired because he was tripping on LSD during an important meeting.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA 

 At the Oscars Sir Anthony Hopkins beat the late Chadwick Boseman for Best Actor. California Governor Gavin Newsom will face recall.Caitlyn Jenner announced that she's running for Governor of California.President Joe Biden has officially recognized the Armenian Genocide of 1915.Prisoners in Guantanamo Bay are now getting the Covid vaccine.A Capitol rioter has been arrested, after he was turned in by a woman that matched with him on the dating app Bumble.The secret service is investigating a possible mysterious "directed energy" attack near the White House.In Utah, Mitt Romney was booed at a Republican convention because he'd voted to impeach Donald Trump.In Las Vegas, topless clubs are now allowed to reopen.New York City plans to dismiss thousands of prostitution cases, and decriminalize sex work.In Arizona, an angry man who slashed his neighbor's tires, ended up accidentally slicing off his own finger, which was found in the driveway. A reused SpaceX capsule with four astronauts on board has docked with the International Space Station.Billionaire Elon Musk is scheduled to host Saturday Night Live.Whole Foods plans to let customers pay for their groceries by scanning their palm.NASA's Perseverance rover has successfully created breathable oxygen on Mars.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange 

Former police officer Derek Chauvin has invoked his 5th amendment right, and declined to testify.Following the verdict of Derek Chauvin, LeBron James was angry with a Raiders tweet posted following the announcement.Oklahoma governor Kevin Stitt signed a bill protecting drivers who strike protesters while fleeing protests.Joe Biden is being pressured to issue a FOURTH stimulus check to Americans.Joe Biden announced a plan to withdraw all US forces from Afghanistan by September 11th.Former Vice President Mike Pence has undergone surgery to have a pacemaker installed.In Florida, a woman has been accused of threatening to kill Vice President Kamala Harris.In Tennessee, two women were caught trying to spend a ONE MILLION DOLLAR bill.Domino's is testing a robot car that can deliver pizzas without the need for a driver.A California restaurant is offering a promotion; if a customer gets a tattoo of their restaurant's name, they'll receive free hamburgers FOR A YEAR.A black woman who was born in 1905 passed away this week at 116 years old.Uber plans to start delivering marijuana to customers.In California, a city known as "Hangtown" has voted to remove a noose from the city's logo.McDonald's plans to train employees to combat sexual harassment and discrimination.Ford plans to offer hands-free driving in some of their vehicles later this year.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

SHOW NOTES:Major League Baseball is moving the All-Star Game away from Atlanta, to protest restrictive voting laws.Delta Airlines CEO Ed Bastian condemned the newly signed Georgia= election law that mandates voter identification for absentee ballots, among other provisions.Delta Airlines also plans to stop blocking middle seats.In Washington DC, a man was killed after he tried to ram through a police barricade.Joe Biden's dog, Major, has been involved in a SECOND biting incident that required medical attention.The CDC confirmed that Covid-19 was the third leading cause of death last year.A suspect in the Capitol riot was arrested while wearing an "I Was There" commemorative capitol riots t-shirt.Amazon has apologized after reports that drivers don't get bathroom breaks, and have to pee into bottles.A rare, sealed copy of Super Mario Brothers has been sold for a record $660,000.Gun background checks soar to records in March following mass shootings and gun-control bills.A court has ordered Uber to pay one million dollars after blind woman was repeatedly denied rides.At a New Mexico shopping center, a man returned to his car to find there were 15,000 bees inside. Pfizer says their Covid vaccine is 100 percent effective in children ages 12 to 15.A college in New Jersey is now offering a "certified barista course.”In North Carolina, HAZMAT had to respond after a truck carrying radioactive uranium crashed.A new poll shows that fewer than half of American adults belong to a house of worship.A new NYPD memo says that officers can no longer search a vehicle due to the smell of marijuana.In Memphis, an angry customer shot at Burger King employees because the line was taking too long.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Jay Leno has apologized for decades of jokes about Asians. Joe Biden plans to cancel 1 billion dollars worth of student debt.Biden's economic plan this week will focus on infrastructure; which includes spending 3 trillion dollars to repair roads and bridges.New legislation would reduce the amount of toxic heavy metals in baby food.The NYPD has added undercover patrols to combat anti-Asian attacks.Krispy Kreme announced they will give you a free donut every day of the year, as long as you've been vaccinated.Virginia plans to abolish death penalty after nearly 1,400 executions.US jobless claims fell to 684,000, the lowest since the start of the pandemic.In Florida, a mother with a boxing glove super-glued to her hand, beat up her daughter's bully.Following a toxic workplace scandal, it's been reported that "The Ellen Degeneres Show" has lost more than A MILLION viewers.At a Costco in Alaska, customers are having their groceries stolen by RAVENS.NASA has declared that Earth is safe from being hit by an asteroid for the next 100 years.7-11 plans to sell tacos with a drive-thru.In Houston, a tax preparer allegedly brandished a gun at customers when they complained about how their taxes had been filed.Experts have discovered a dangerous mutant reptile in New Jersey.Seven-time Super Bowl champion Tom Brady is launching an NFT platform.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Joe Biden fell THREE times while climbing the steps to Air Force One.Joe Biden reportedly asked White House staffers to resign after they admitted to past marijuana use.In 2020, the United States remained the top arms exporter, and grew their market share by 37%.A Georgia officer has been condemned for saying Atlanta spa shooter was "having a bad day."In Senate testimony, an Amazon warehouse employee said, "my workday feels like an intense 9-hour workout."The Center for Disease Control has reduced social distance requirements for school classrooms from 6 feet to 3 feet.According to CDC data, nearly 1 in 8 Americans are fully vaccinated. In Texas, a man carrying a rifle, ammunition, and a high capacity magazine, was arrested near the home of Kamala Harris.Miami Beach declared a state of emergency amid crowds of people visiting for Spring Break.After this year, late-season hurricanes will no longer be named after letters of the Greek alphabet.The IRS has postponed this year's tax deadline to May 17th.Virginia has become the fourth state to ban testing makeup on animals.In New York, a man has been convicted of selling sharks on the internet.In Virginia, a restaurant is giving away free meals, no questions asked.Donald Trump is reportedly creating his own social media network.Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort has been closed due to several staff members testing positive for Covid-19.In San Francisco, a 75-year-old Chinese woman was attacked, but she beat her attacker up so badly that he was sent to the hospital.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange 

New York City has unveiled a statue of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.After several sexual harassment allegations, Andrew Cuomo is facing increased calls for his resignation.Joe Biden signed a 1.9 TRILLION dollar economic relief package.Joe Biden said that if the pace of vaccination keeps up, by Independence Day we could have small family gatherings.Kamala Harris spoke during Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards.According to the White House, The United States has now administered more than 100 million Covid vaccine doses. Despite restrictions, the Chicago River will still be dyed green for St. Patrick's Day.The Naked Cowboy arrested while performing in Florida.A murder suspect was mistakenly released from Riker's Island due to a clerical error.During lockdown, the sales of Dungeons & Dragons games jumped 33%.In Washington state, a man was arrested 3 times for drunk driving over the course of 4 days.Netflix is testing a new feature that would prevent password sharing.In Texas, a school has canceled a chivalry assignment that instructed girls to "obey any reasonable request of a male."In Wisconsin, a house caught on fire because the sun was shining through a crystal ball.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange

Megan Thee Stallion took home three Grammy awards.6 Dr. Seuss books will no longer be published because they contain insensitive depictions, and racist images.Joe Biden called the Texas governor's decision to end the mask mandate, "Neanderthal thinking."All of the Supreme Court justices have received the Covid vaccine.A security review of the nation's Capitol recommends sweeping changes after riot.In Washington DC, a TWELVE YEAR OLD was arrested for four separate carjackings.Joe Biden has signed an executive order to expand voting access.After the price of Tesla stock dropped last week, Elon Musk lost 27 billion dollars.In Boston, an inmate used a body cavity to smuggle a tiny gun into jail.Reese's is launching a new version of their peanut butter cup that doesn't have any chocolate in it.At the San Diego Zoo, a group of gorillas have become the first nonhumans to receive the COVID-19 vaccine.Scientists have been able to read 300-year-old undelivered letters without opening them.In New York City, a woman discovered a secret apartment hidden behind her bathroom mirror. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, he has been asked to resign after several claims of sexual harassment.Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange 

<br/>Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.<br/><br/>In this week's episode<br/><br/>President Joe Bind dropped the N-Word during his speech at the Virtual Munich Security Conference.<br/><br/> Dominion Voting Systems has filed a $1.3b defamation lawsuit against MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell.<br/><br/>A Historian went on Newsmax and said the Biden's dog is 'dirty' and 'unlike a presidential dog'.<br/><br/>The family of two Americans held hostage in Iran is urging the Biden administration to make release key part of Iran policy.<br/><br/>The US Secretary of State Antony Blinken told the BBC that "America is Back."<br/><br/>CNN reported on President Joe Biden's daily routine noting that he starts his day around 9 AM and heads to be around 7 PM.<br/><br/>In Texas, a heavy winter storm caused a power outage, leaving millions of homes without power for DAYS.<br/><br/>During the statewide blackout, Senator Ted Cruz left the state, to go on vacation in Cancun.<br/><br/>The rolling blackouts and high demand for electricity caused electricity prices in Texas to soar as high as 10,000%.<br/><br/>During the blackout, more than 14 million Texans were advised that they shouldn't drink any tap water without boiling it first.<br/><br/>Fox News Anchor Tucker Carlson blamed "Green Energy" for Texas' woes.<br/><br/>Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kanye West.<br/><br/>Nestle has introduced a dairy-free PLANT-BASED version of Kitkats.<br/><br/>In a Michigan prison, 95 of 90 patients tested positive for Covid's highly contagious UK variant.<br/><br/>In North Carolina a woman's dog was sucked out of her home by a tornado, and returned hours later.<br/><br/>In Alaska, a woman using an outhouse toilet, was bitten by a bear that was INSIDE THE TOILET.<br/><br/>Facebook announced they are going to debunk myths about climate change.<br/><br/>In Ohio, federal agents seized 2.8 million dollars worth of cocaine that had been hidden in boxes of corn flakes.<br/><br/>Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange<br/> 

<br/>Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner<br/> <br/> Donald Trump has been acquitted in his second impeachment trial<br/><br/>Former President Trump hit the golf course as senators showed videos of him encouraging violence<br/><br/>Following the acquittal Nancy Pelosi called Mitch McConnell 'pathetic' after he said he wouldn't vote to convict Trump for inciting Capitol riot<br/><br/>For Valentine's Day, First Lady Jill Biden decorated the White House lawn with giant hearts that said things like "unity", "strength" and "healing."<br/><br/>President Biden's granddaughter posted videos of the President playing video games with family, and him wearing presidential 'swag' at Camp David.<br/><br/>In North Carolina, a man has been charged with calling the White House and threatening to kill Joe Biden<br/><br/>In Maine, a former police officer is accused of selling drugs out of his patrol car, sometimes while on duty<br/><br/>Aunt Jemima syrup finally has a new name, and will be called Pearl Milling Company Syrup<br/><br/>In Florida, a man was arrested for punching his girlfriend, because she changed the channel during the Super Bowl<br/><br/>In Milwaukee, a man who died in his apartment is still responsible for next month's rent, because he didn't provide notice that he'd be moving out prior to dying<br/><br/>In Orlando, a man stole his girlfriend's wedding and engagement rings, so he could propose to another woman<br/><br/>In Texas, a lawyer went viral after he joined a virtual court session, and couldn't disable a filter that made him look like a kitten<br/><br/>Larry Flynt, the founder of Hustler magazine passed away<br/><br/>In Florida a man created a guitar out of his dead uncle's skeleton<br/><br/>Popeye's is now selling sandwich insurance<br/> <br/>Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange<br/> 

<br/>Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.<br/><br/>In this episode<br/><br/>The Biden administration is considering a plan that would cancel up to fifty thousand dollars in student loan debt.<br/><br/>Joe Biden says he doesn't think Donald Trump should continue to receive classified intelligence briefings.<br/><br/>The CEO of Parler -- the far-right social media app -- has been terminated by the company's board.<br/><br/>Yale is offering it's popular "happiness" course to high school students for FREE. <br/><br/>In New York, a doctor has completed the world's first successful double hand and face transplant.<br/><br/>Reddit group WallStreet Bets pumped up the stock of GameStop last week driving it up to over $400 a share.<br/><br/>Trading app Robinhood shut down GameStop stock, after Reddit traders embarrassed Wall Street traders.<br/><br/>In Los Angeles, a vaccination super-site was blocked by protestors, who believe the vaccine is harmful.<br/><br/>Rapper Lil Uzi Vert has gotten a $24 million dollar diamond installed in his FOREHEAD.<br/><br/>In New York state, 3 police officers have been suspended after pepper spraying a 9 year old girl. <br/><br/>In Boston, a man swallowed one of his AirPods while he was sleeping.<br/><br/>In Florida, a man has been arrested after he attempted to join ISIS.<br/><br/>A 15-month-old baby is releasing an album of music that was recorded while she was still IN THE WOMB.<br/><br/>Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange<br/>

<br/>Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.<br/><br/>In this episode:<br/> <br/>President Joe Biden has plans to drop the military's transgender ban.<br/><br/>Since taking office, Joe Biden has signed 42 executive orders.<br/><br/>Apple is warning customers to keep your iPhone at least 6 inches away from your pacemaker.<br/><br/>The leader of the Proud Boys has been revealed as a "prolific" informer for law enforcement.<br/><br/> A California lawsuit claims that Subway's tuna sandwich does not contain tuna OR fish.<br/><br/>In Houston, an Amazon delivery driver saved a baby that had been abandoned on the side of the road. <br/><br/>Scientists have identified a new whale species in the Gulf of Mexico.<br/><br/>The state of California ranks dead last in their ability to administer Covid vaccine shots.<br/><br/>This year's Coachella music festival has been cancelled.<br/> <br/>Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange<br/>

<br/>Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howard's new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.<br/><br/>In this week's episode:<br/> <br/>The TV ratings for Joe Biden's inauguration were higher than Donald Trump's.<br/><br/>A meme of Bernie Sanders sitting alone wearing mittens at the Inauguration went viral.<br/><br/>Joe Biden has signed more than THIRTY executive orders since being elected<br/><br/>After protecting the Capitol, National Guardsmen were sent to spend the night in a parking garage.<br/><br/>In Los Angeles, air quality cremation limits have been temporarily lifted to allow for a "backlog" caused by the pandemic.<br/><br/>In Michigan, a marijuana dispensary is giving away free weed to anyone who got the vaccine. <br/><br/>Amazon headquarters are going to have pop-up Covid vaccine stations.<br/><br/>The NFL is giving free Super Bowl tickets to 7,500 health workers. <br/><br/>The winning ticket in the $1 billion Mega Millions lottery was bought in Michigan.<br/><br/>In Chicago, a man was discovered to have been living at O'Hare Airport for three months.<br/><br/>Oscar Mayer is hiring a team to drive its Oscar Mayer Wienermobile across the United States.<br/><br/>In New York City, an extremely rare white kangaroo has been born.<br/><br/>Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange<br/>

<br/>Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.<br/><br/>In this episode:<br/> <br/>President Joe Biden has made $2,000 stimulus checks a possibility. <br/><br/>Mike Pence has called Kamala Harris to offer assistance during the transition.<br/><br/>A website is seeking a professional binge water to get paid for watching Netflix and eating pizza.<br/><br/>In California, 6 inmates escaped from jail by using a "homemade rope."<br/><br/>10 Republicans joined the Democrats in voting "yes" to impeach Trump.<br/><br/>Jonas Neubauer, the 7-time Tetris World Champion has died.<br/><br/>Dollar General is offering to pay their employees to get the Covid vaccine.<br/><br/>Grubhub has announced that during the pandemic, they will be delivering Girl Scout Cookies.<br/><br/>Doctors have learned that smartwatches can help detect COVID-19 days before symptoms appear.<br/><br/>According to new laws, debt collectors will now be able to contact you via social media apps.<br/><br/>The UFC announced they will no longer punish fighters for using marijuana.<br/><br/>McDonald’s has announced that they will no longer use toxic chemicals in their food packaging.<br/><br/>The Pentagon has provided 25,000 National Guardsmen to protect the presidential inauguration.<br/><br/>Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange<br/>

<br/>Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howard's new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.<br/><br/>In this episode:<br/> <br/> Facebook is going to block Donald Trump from posting for the remainder of his presidential term.<br/><br/>Donald Trump has been permanently banned from Twitter.<br/><br/>Nancy Pelosi's laptop was reportedly stolen during the storming of the US Capitol.<br/><br/>Due to a jump in the value of Tesla's stock, Elon Musk is now the richest person in the world. <br/><br/>Due to a computer glitch, millions of stimulus checks were sent to the wrong people.<br/><br/>American Airlines announced they will no longer allow emotional support animals on their flights.<br/><br/>Due to a surge in Covid cases, Los Angeles hospitals have been forced to ration care to patients.<br/><br/>In Texas, a woman was seen clinging to the hood of a speeding car to stop the theft of a $10,000 puppy.<br/><br/> In New Jersey, a high school was evacuated after a student brought radioactive uranium to school.<br/><br/>In New York City, the annual "No Pants Subway Ride" has been canceled due to Covid-19.<br/><br/>Dr. Anthony Fauci believes that the US could soon give 1 million vaccinations a day.<br/><br/>Donald Trump has been asked to resign, or face a second impeachment. <br/><br/>Joe Biden plans to unveil trillions in pandemic economic relief spending next week. <br/><br/>Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA or even #TrumpChange<br/>

<br/>Don’t forget to pick up Dylan Howards new book Dirty Sexy Money: The Unauthorized Biography of Kris Jenner.<br/><br/>In this episode:<br/><br/>Larry King has been hospitalized with Covid-19.<br/><br/>More than 1.5 billion masks believed to have entered oceans in 2020.<br/><br/>During Christmas, the Pentagon shipped 7,000 gallons of eggnog, and 21,000 pounds of ham to US troops.<br/><br/>Home Depot has recalled 190,000 ceiling fans because the blades may detach and fly off. <br/><br/>It took Apple three years to cut ties with a supplier that was using child labor.<br/><br/>In Wisconsin, a hospital worker has been arrested for intentionally spoiling 600 does of the Covid vaccine.<br/><br/>Nintendo is partnering with a non-profit to bring gaming consoles to hospitalized kids.<br/><br/>In New Jersey, a 3 year old was hospitalized after eating marijuana edibles left out by his mother.<br/><br/>In Mississippi, a woman stabbed her husband after having a dream that he cheated on her.<br/><br/>Apple has removed an app called "Vybe Together" that allowed people to arrange illegal parties during Covid.<br/><br/>At Mar-A-Lago, supporters were disappointed when Donald Trump was a no-show for his own New Year's Eve party.<br/><br/>Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA<br/>

<br/>Dylan and Luttsy see who knows more about the terrible year of 2020 to be crowned the King of 2020. Then we recap 2020 so we can forget the bitter taste.<br/><br/>Also in this episode:<br/><br/>A record 47million acres of Australia was burned, pushing many species to the brink of extinction.<br/><br/>Australia's fires were so severe, that the smoke it created blocked so much sunlight, that it helped cool down the planet.<br/><br/>In an attempt to become more famous than they already were; Prince Harry and Meghan Markle decided to quit the royal family.<br/><br/>The killings of George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, and Breonna Taylor sparked months of Black Lives Matter protests around the world.<br/><br/>What began simply as a Chinese bat with a runny nose, quickly devolved into a worldwide pandemic.<br/><br/>What began simply as a Chinese bat with a runny nose, quickly devolved into a worldwide pandemic.<br/><br/>Americans were forced to stay indoors for several weeks to contain the virus.<br/><br/> Donald Trump managed to catch Covid-19, spending four days in the hospital.<br/><br/>The FDA has authorized the first at-home, over-the-counter, Covid test.<br/><br/>Iowa diverted 10 million dollars in Covid aid to fund state police officers.<br/><br/> A study has found that 1 in 5 US prisoners have Covid-19.<br/><br/>As a result of the lockdown, the US stock market crashed, losing nearly 3,000 points in a single day.<br/><br/>To jumpstart the US economy, Congress approved 2.2 TRILLION dollars in stimulus.<br/><br/>Americans were sent stimulus checks of 1200 dollars, and a federal judge has ruled that prison inmates are eligible to receive them.<br/><br/>In an attempt to overturn the election, Trump's legal team filed dozens of lawsuits alleging voter fraud,<br/><br/>Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA<br/>

<br/>In this week's episode Dylan and Luttsy fight back against double standards and “wokeism”. Use #BringBackLubinToobin, to help raise awareness to the double standard.<br/><br/>In Missouri, a former gang member has been named "Teacher of the Year."<br/><br/>The FDA has authorized the first at-home, over-the-counter, Covid test.<br/><br/>Iowa has diverted 10 million dollars in Covid aid to fund state police officers.<br/><br/> A study has found that 1 in 5 US prisoners have Covid-19.<br/><br/>In Alabama, an illegal winery was discovered inside the town's sewage plant.<br/><br/>After years of criticism, the Cleveland Indians have agreed to change their racially-insensitive name.<br/><br/>In Georgia, a mall Santa took photos with about 50 children before learning he'd tested positive for the Coronavirus.<br/><br/>In California, wealthy patients are offering thousands of dollars to cut the line and get the Covid vaccine early.<br/><br/>In Las Vegas, a man was taken into custody after he climbed onto the wing of an airplane preparing to take off.<br/><br/>In Florida, students heard porn sounds coming from their teacher's computer during an online class.<br/><br/>This week, the price of Bitcoin hit a new all-time high of 23,000 dollars.<br/>

<br/>Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA<br/><br/>In Connecticut, a mall Santa was arrested after exposing himself to a coworker.<br/><br/>Ellen Degeneres announced she has tested positive for Covid-19.<br/><br/>Guy Fieri, raised more than 21 million dollars to assist unemployed restaurant workers.<br/><br/>Oregon has become the first state to legalize magic mushrooms for medical treatment.<br/><br/>In Georgia, a Dunkin Donuts customer stabbed a cashier because the type of donut he wanted wasn't available.<br/><br/>Low-temperature Covid vaccines are taking away dry ice that's used to make cheese, threatening cheese production.<br/><br/>In Mississippi, smugglers tossed chicken wings and marijuana over the fence, into a prison.<br/><br/>NASA has selected the first woman to walk on the moon.<br/><br/>Apple has introduced "AirPods Max" a pair of $549 headphones.<br/><br/>While shooting a movie, Dolly Parton saved her 9-year-old co-star from being hit by a car.<br/><br/>In Chicago, a couple cancelled their wedding, and used the $5,000 catering deposit to feed the homeless.<br/><br/>The White House has threatened to fire the head of the FDA if he doesn't approve a Covid vaccine immediately.<br/><br/>German magazine Der Spiegel has named Donald Trump "Loser of the Year."<br/>

<br/>Tweet or send us your questions using the hashtag #WTFAMERICA<br/><br/>In this week's episode:<br/><br/>Dave Prowse, the actor who portrayed Darth Vader has died at 85.<br/><br/>This month, Starbucks is offering free coffee to health care workers and first responders.<br/><br/>In Tennessee, a baby was born from an embryo that had been frozen for 27 years.<br/><br/>Facebook says it will begin removing coronavirus vaccine misinformation.<br/><br/>The US House of Representatives has passed a bill to decriminalize marijuana, setting up a path to erase marijuana convictions.<br/><br/>A California dog owner punched a 350lb black bear in the FACE to save his rescue pitbull Buddy from a vicious attack.<br/><br/>Matthew McConaughey and Russell Brand blasted the 'illiberal far left' and Hollywood stars who 'condescend and patronize' Americans who voted for Donald Trump.<br/><br/>Joe Biden has broken his foot and will be forced to wear a walking boot.<br/><br/>Attorney General William Barr announced that there is no evidence of widespread fraud in the 2020 presidential election.<br/><br/>Donald Trump has discussed giving pardons to his children.<br/><br/>Trump is considering preemptive pardons for up to 20 of his associates.<br/><br/>3500 lawsuits filled against the Trump Administration while he was in office.<br/><br/>President Trump and his administration have been sued by state attorney generals more times than any president since Ronald Reagan.<br/>