Monster Team Tamer Squad

In this coulda shoulda woulda Easter episode of the show we talk on the much-requested topic of the virtual pet raising experience that was for some reason shoehorned into—and then mysteriously evaporated from—SEGA's fan-favorite Sonic the Hedgehog franchise... WITH returning guest, Neopets petspert and Chao Garden eggspert Shay Willis, from our local Game Hole!PLUS, in the extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode: Chris declares a newfound hatred for Sonic Adventure 2, Teddy reveals his most embarrassing Sonic the Hedgehog-related life events, we reminisce about where our local Sears department store took their video games and stuck 'em, & more!Visit our website! » https://www.tamersquad.comJoin us on Patreon! » https://tinyurl.com/mttspatreonYouTube » https://tinyurl.com/mttsyoutubeFaceBook » https://www.facebook.com/tamersquadInstagram » https://www.instagram.com/tamersquad/Twitter » https://twitter.com/TamerSquadMusic by YouFulca » https://wingless-seraph.netBuzzsprout affiliate link » https://tinyurl.com/mttsbzzsprtSupport the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

In sillybration of April Fool's Day we talk the totally real and pretty much critically-acclaimed Jerry Rice & Nitus' Dog Football!PLUS, in the 45-minutes-longer extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode: Chris gets quizzed on shovelware in a Beyond Belief-themed bout of Fact or Fiction: Wii Edition, hear about times Chris and I inadvertently "tortured" dogs, & more!Visit our website! » https://www.tamersquad.comJoin us on Patreon! » https://tinyurl.com/mttspatreonYouTube » https://tinyurl.com/mttsyoutubeFaceBook » https://www.facebook.com/tamersquadInstagram » https://www.instagram.com/tamersquad/Twitter » https://twitter.com/TamerSquadMusic by YouFulca » https://wingless-seraph.netBuzzsprout affiliate link » https://tinyurl.com/mttsbzzsprtSupport the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

Travel with us across the Magi-Nation property line and into the confusing realm of the Moonlands, where you'll learn a fun fact or two about the real world if you're not careful, but where nothing else makes a lot of moonsense.PLUS, in the extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode: we dive deep into the first episode of the Magi-Nation cartoon to expose it's general disdain for women!Merch & Info » https://www.tamersquad.comJoin us on Patreon! » https://tinyurl.com/mttspatreonMusic by YouFulca » https://wingless-seraph.netBuzzsprout affiliate link » https://tinyurl.com/mttsbzzsprtSupport the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

Trading Card Game Month comes to a close as we talk some current events in the world of the Pokémon, Digimon, & Yu-Gi-Oh TCGs, and wrap up our thoughts and feelings on the related apps and video games we played along the way.In case you missed it, TCG Month included three episode-length gameplay videos of Pokémon TCG Online, the Digimon Card Game Tutorial App, and Duel Masters on PS2 that can be found on our YouTube channel!PLUS, in the extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode: we talk about sucking on playing cards, what nationally renowned food combo is like chewing a couch, tease our upcoming country music single, & more!Watch us on YouTube! » https://tinyurl.com/mttsyoutubeMerch & Info » https://www.tamersquad.comJoin us on Patreon! » https://tinyurl.com/mttspatreonMusic by YouFulca » https://wingless-seraph.netBuzzsprout affiliate link » https://tinyurl.com/mttsbzzsprtSupport the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

What could we possibly find objectionable about an anime detailing the sexual exploits of adventurers seeking to sex, rate, & review every species across the land? The answer may surprise you!PLUS, in the extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode: find out what Chris thinks porn is, he gets quizzed on what the Top Unf*ckable Species are, we wonder if Larry the Cable Guy is possessed, & more!Merch & Info » https://www.tamersquad.comJoin us on Patreon! » https://tinyurl.com/mttspatreonMusic by YouFulca » https://wingless-seraph.netBuzzsprout affiliate link » https://tinyurl.com/mttsbzzsprtSupport the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

Swallow your drink and say something funny, cuz we're BACK?!This episode was delayed a little bit more by us trying to squeeze out a second interview for a wide-load episode to make up for the accidental hiatus, but the scheduling just didn't pan out!So join us as we fan through the Pokémon Trading Card Game, take a look at some of the ridiculous prices cards are selling for these days, chit chat with Toy Collecting Guru Grant Seifers about the dramatic seedy underbelly of counterfeit Pokémon card culture, & more!PLUS, in this extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version: we talk the tried and true "tuck test", some ways to NOT enhance a blowjob, Chris quizzes Teddy for once, & MORE!Merch & Info » https://www.tamersquad.comJoin us on Patreon! » https://tinyurl.com/mttspatreonMusic by YouFulca » https://wingless-seraph.netBuzzsprout affiliate link » https://tinyurl.com/mttsbzzsprtSupport the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

In this off-topic, year-end bonus episode of the podcast, we touch on the end of the world as we know it, weird things we've intentionally eaten, the first time we didn't watch Madagascar together, & more!Merch & Info » https://www.tamersquad.comJoin us on Patreon! » https://tinyurl.com/mttspatreonMusic by YouFulca » https://wingless-seraph.netBuzzsprout affiliate link » https://tinyurl.com/mttsbzzsprtSupport the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

Ride along with the Squad on a scenic journey through some current affairs of Capcom's Monster Hunter franchise — specifically the delightful Poké-like spinoff Monster Hunter Stories, its elusive accompanying anime, AND the unfortunate premiere of Paul W.S. Anderson's latest cinematic video game adaptation, Monster Hunter (2020)!PLUS: in the extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode, the Squad reminisce about going to the movies, overshare a slew of their nerd movie hot takes, add another unattainable aspiration to the list of things they want to do with your Patreon money, & more!Merch & Info » https://www.tamersquad.comJoin us on Patreon! » https://tinyurl.com/mttspatreonMusic by YouFulca » https://wingless-seraph.netBuzzsprout affiliate link » https://tinyurl.com/mttsbzzsprtSupport the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

Join the Squad as they describe the fresh breath of The Windy that is (and fall head-over-stylish-yet-practical-heels for) what could very well be the highest quality anime they'll ever cross paths with on this podcast: Cardcaptor Sakura! Christians HATE her! Improve your life with one simple trick... watching this show!PLUS: in the extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode, the Squad posit who's really pulling the strings at 4Kids Entertainment, expose George Lucas' alter ego, Chris reports on his heated investigation into who ate all the Dunkaroos, & more!Nearly all the music used on Monster Team Tamer Squad was created by YouFulca from wingless-seraph.net where you can find an extensive collection of looping music assets ready-to-use for game development free of charge.Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

For the first time in about 20 years, the Squad return to the Digital World for a refresher on the oldest and paws-down best Pokémon contender, Digimon! Rediscovering what makes it great, how it set itself apart, and what it could have done better!PLUS: in the extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode, the Squad talk flushing your sleeping Digimon down the toilet, the hidden rule behind "whoever smelt it, dealt it", that weird component of the original Digimon TCG that just doesn't belong, & more!The version of Jingle Bells used in the opening was performed by Podington Bear. Nearly all the music used on Monster Team Tamer Squad was created by YouFulca from wingless-seraph.net where you can find an extensive collection of looping music assets ready-to-use for game development free of charge.Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

Welcoming their first special guest ('petspert Shay Willis) into the studio, the Squad flop face-first into the confusingly convoluted controversies of long-lasting, child-gambling cash cow Neopets! Disclaimer: They don't like it! They don't think it's good!PLUS: in the hour-long extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode, they talk about illicit Runescape interactions, Second Life love affairs, the sexiest Neopets, and more!Nearly all the music used on Monster Team Tamer Squad was created by YouFulca from wingless-seraph.net where you can find an extensive collection of looping music assets ready-to-use for game development free of charge.Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

In a shocking exposé, the Squad digs up, dusts off, and blows the whistle on the suspiciously short-lived and long-forgotten DaGeDar! The totally COOL, collectible, and definitely NOT-for-girls precision solid steel core supercharged ball bearings complete with a shovelware video game, an unreleased Snyder Cut, and... dark secrets, a mysterious disappearance, and ties to a secret society?!PLUS: in the extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode, learn how robots procreate, what "DaGeDar" probably stands for, how to find out if your dog is filled with DaGeDars, & more!Nearly all the music used on Monster Team Tamer Squad was created by YouFulca from wingless-seraph.net where you can find an extensive collection of looping music assets ready-to-use for game development free of charge.Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

Hot on the heels of theirYu-Gi-Oh! episode comes the Squad's appraisal of the overwhelmingly derivative Duel Masters, where they touch on the third-rate card-battling franchise that secretly sports a deceptively delightful (American) anime that stands out from it's ilk like a comically sore thumb.PLUS: in the hour-long extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode, the Squad weigh their appraisal against the destructive criticisms of an opinionated Urban Dictionary definition, Chris gets quizzed on what monsters come from which franchise, Teddy alludes to which Duel Masters kaijudo monster may or may not have killed his dad, and more!Nearly all the music used on Monster Team Tamer Squad was created by YouFulca from wingless-seraph.net where you can find an extensive collection of looping music assets ready-to-use for game development free of charge.Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

In their second foray into The Big Three, the Squad double dips into the scrambled up fan-favorite Yu-Gi-Oh! franchise to try and make heads or tails of their feelings about the blatant capitalist hijacking of an actually awesome thing!PLUS: in the hour-long extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode, the Squad read their first piece of fan mail, explore the sex lives of Disney Pixar's Cars, Chris won't stop singing songs by Creed, and more!Nearly all the music used on Monster Team Tamer Squad was created by YouFulca from wingless-seraph.net where you can find an extensive collection of looping music assets ready-to-use for game development free of charge.Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

Join us for a special Halloween treat of an interview with MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation creator Michael Waddell as we talk the ins and outs of throwing your Magical Hat into the cutthroat world of trading card games, the corrupt and collusive culture of the Pokémon TCG, how you may or may not be able to avoid being eaten by a Wendigo, and more!PLUS: Don't forget to check out our previous full-on introductory episode to the world of MetaZoo!Nearly all the music used on Monster Team Tamer Squad was created by YouFulca from wingless-seraph.net where you can find an extensive collection of looping music assets ready-to-use for game development free of charge.Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

In their first Halloween episode, the Squad sheds some light on the forthcoming, initially cryptid-centric and altogether ooky collectible trading card game, MetaZoo!PLUS: in the hour-long extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode, the Squad share some spooky personal experiences that mysteriously lack rational explanations!Nearly all the music used on Monster Team Tamer Squad was created by YouFulca from wingless-seraph.net where you can find an extensive collection of looping music assets ready-to-use for game development free of charge.Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

In an effective Part 2 to their episode on Kingdom Hearts: Diners, Drive-ins & Dives, the Squad eases off the haterade as they take a look at Square Enix's double dip into the genre, World of Final Fantasy!PLUS: in the extended Patreon-exclusive “Full Burst” version of this episode, Teddy confesses to a criminal tea party from yesteryear, we announce our exciting new waffle brand, a werewolf stalks the studio, and more!Nearly all the music used on Monster Team Tamer Squad was created by YouFulca from wingless-seraph.net where you can find an extensive collection of looping music assets ready-to-use for game development free of charge.Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

After subjecting themselves to the torturous tutorials of the game's countless mechanics, the squad share their first impressions and gut reactions to Kingdom Hearts' unwarranted entry in the creature collecting genre.PLUS: in the extended Patreon-exclusive Full Burst! version of this episode, Teddy returns after a second play-through to torture Chris with an exhausting breakdown of (nearly all) the bloated and/or broken features the game has to offer!Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

After watching all of the subpar 2-hour webseries, the Squad introduces themselves and each other to the more recent, nearly toys-to-life, marginally collectible, and barely multimedia franchise of Dragamonz!PLUS: in the extended Patreon-exclusive Full Burst! version of this episode, we talk about milking dragons, expose the kid-killing Kinder Egg racket, create the greatest Transformer that never was, and more!Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)

In their very first full-on episode, the squad kicks things off with the unrivaled king of the creature collecting genre, reminiscing about it's North American arrival and trying to pick apart a bit of the how and why it's such a successful smash hit.PLUS: in the extended Patreon-exclusive Full Burst! version of this episode, Teddy whispers about Pokémon under the table, tells about the time a school shooter made strange assertions in the bathroom, calls 911 on haters of the band Hanson, and more!Support the show (http://patreon.com/monsterteamtamersquad)