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Warning -- this podcast contains spoilers, but you shouldn't care. Welcome to Hey James Watch This, a celebration of mediocrity! In this and indeed every episode, Russ and Frye will try to convince their friend James why he should watch an absolutely unnecessary film. Hey James... Watch This!

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Episode One Hundred and Ninety-One: Forbidden World (1982)Grabbers (2012)"I never saw Frankenstein or King Kong or the Creature from the Black Lagoon as bad guys. They were the good guys."-- Tim BurtonLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Ninety: The Bricklayer (2013)Occult (2009)オカルト (2009)"So much of life, it seems to me, is determined by pure randomness."-- Sidney PoitierLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Eighty-Nine: Lady Snowblood (1973)修羅雪姫 (1973)Sword Master (2016)三少爺的劍 (2016)"When you were partying, I studied the blade."-- u/[deleted]Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Eighty-Seven: Pelé: Birth of a Legend (2016)Bacurau (2019)"Brazil is a paradise." -- Jair BolsonaroLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Eighty-Six: Billion Dollar Heist (2023)Hello World (2019)ハロー・ワールド (2019)"You want me to hack the planet? He wants me to hack the planet... Ok, *if* I decide to do this, I'll need an unlimited supply of Xena tapes and Hotpockets."-- DJ Qualls as Taz 'Rat' Finch, The Core (2003)Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Eighty-Five: The Incident (2014)El Incidente (2014)Timecrimes (2007)Los Cronocrímenes (2007)"So there's this man. He has a time machine. Up and down history he goes, zip zip zip zip zip, getting into scrapes. Another thing he has is a passion for the works of Ludwig van Beethoven. And one day he thinks, 'What's the point of having a time machine if you don't get to meet your heroes?' So off he goes to 18th-century Germany. But he can't find Beethoven anywhere. No-one's heard of him, not even his family have any idea who the time traveler is talking about. Beethoven literally doesn't exist. (This didn't happen, by the way. I've met Beethoven. Nice chap. Very intense. Loved an arm-wrestle. No, this is called 'The Bootstrap Paradox'. Google it.) The time traveler panics, he can't bear the thought of a world without the music of Beethoven. Luckily he'd brought all his Beethoven sheet music for Ludwig to sign. So he copies out all the concertos and the symphonies... and he gets them published. He becomes Beethoven. And history continues with barely a feather ruffled. But my question is this. Who put those notes and phrases together? Who really composed Beethoven's 5th?"-- Peter Capaldi as The Twelfth Doctor, Doctor WhoLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
“Sorry guys. Again.”-- RussLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Eighty-Three: The Last Days on Mars (2013)It! The Terror from Beyond Space (1958)"...the skies are haunted by that which it were madness to know; and strange abominations pass evermore between earth and moon and athwart the galaxies. Unnameable things have come to us in alien horror and will come again. And the evil of the stars is not as the evil of earth.”-- Clark Ashton Smith, "The Beast Of Averoigne"Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Eighty-Two: Where'd You Go, Bernadette (2019)The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)"...whenever a reader goes to see a film based on a novel that he likes, he leaves a feeling disappointed, saying: 'The book is so much better than the film'.”-- Paulo CoelhoSpecial guest: Lauren!Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Eighty-One: The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On (1987)ゆきゆきて、神軍 (1987)Hippo vs Croc (2014)"When you make a documentary, you have to adapt to what reality imposes upon you."-- Hirokazu Kore-edaLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
“Sorry guys.”-- RussLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Seventy-Nine: I, Tonya (2017)Skips Stones for Fudge (2016)“Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.”-- George F. WillLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Seventy-Eight: The Number 23 (2007)Ambulance (2022)"We deserved it. I mean, if you get a pummeling, you deserved it. But isn't it wonderful to remember a time that America was once so innocent that all we had to worry about was the next 'Batman' movie? "--Joel Schumacher"I make movies for teenage boys. Oh dear, what a crime."--Michael BayLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Seventy-Seven: War of the Worlds: Goliath (2012)Eye in the Sky (2015)“You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.”-- Admiral "Tug" Benson, Hot ShotsLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
“The mass graves are full again, so I'm resorting to cremation.”-- RimWorldLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Seventy-Five: The Lure (2015)Córki dancingu (2015)The Land (2021)Kraj (2021)“Chodzi o to, żeby strzelić jedną bramkę więcej od przeciwnika.”-- Roman GorzelskiLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Episode One Hundred and Seventy-Four: Real Genius (1985)Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)“I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future.”-- Courteney CoxAll about Nell the spaceship. Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
Happy New Year!“Every candle that gets lit in the dark room must feel a little rejection from the darkness around it, but the last thing I want from those who hold a different world view to me is to accept me.”-- Kirk CameronLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.”-- The Grinch (2000)This episode's tier listLogo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
“You say you hate Washington’s birthday or Thanksgiving, and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas, and people treat you like you’re a leper.”-- Gremlins (1984)Logo design by: https://www.fiverr.com/ideahitsIntro voiceover by: https://www.youtube.com/kevincrockerheyjameswatchthis@gmail.com
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