Two Bland Gays

You've waited, you've wanted, it's here. Welcome to the 3rd Series Queeries - featuring the incredible masterpieces of HalloweenTown - Volumes 1-3! We don't count the 4th movie because it's a mess....Here's our feedback of the first 3 movies. Don't be shook... Paramount+Start your 7 Day FREE trail of Paramount+ on us! Hundreds of Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available anywhere! Click here to get watchingINSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

Two whole years! Can you believe? This week, The Gays are celebrating (and mourning)! This week, Justin and Kevin talk about Playboy, National Coming Out Day, what to do in a non consensual rough sex situation, treating your sugar daddy like your real father and their love for Sara Barielles. Kevin gets scolded for not getting fire ball, gets too drunk on Vanderpump Rose and shares one of his favorite moments with JustinJustin gives his opinion on Gay for Pay workers, ponders what Dakota Fanning is up to these days and gets real on his first kiss with a guy! Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

Call us Perez, because this week is all about the Entertainment Industry and Celeb drama! This week the gays check in after Hurricane Ian! Justin survived his first Florida Hurricane by being 3 sheets to the wind and both Bland Gays recover from sickness. The Gays reconnect over two major cheating SCANDALS from the unmemorable Try Guy and Adam Levine, discuss why it's so difficult for men to keep it in their pants, and what they would do if they were one of these trash can humans wives. The Gays jump into movies and break down Hocus Pocus 2, the new Jeffrey Dahmer series and Lifetimes insensitive release of the Gabby Petito movie. Where was Thora Birch for Hocus Pocus 2? Allow us to fill you in...Lastly, it's officially Fall. Which means only one thing for these two strapping young lads - Football Season. Listen in as The Gays discuss which openly Gay sporty sport guys they would have sex with and who they would pass on....Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram & Tik Tok -  @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

This Week Kevin and Justin catch up for the first time since the start of spooky season! Justin has decorated for fall, Kevin shakes Justin to his core over blow molds, and Justin blows up Kevin's spot about his hang over.The Gays discuss the passing of Queen Elizabeth Jones, finding a gay hook up in the 1800s, shitting in a jug under your bed and the genius who created deodorant for the first time.This week we hear from our Special Quest Cody, who fills us in on the true story about his poopy phone from the last episode.Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

This week the gays get a little spookier as we get closer to fall. Justin takes his first trip of the season to Spirit Halloween, Kevin experiences a phantom AND his Opera, what not to do if a killer attacks and Kevin house sits in a haunted house?!Justin Celebrated his 12th Birthday, Kevin and Justin talk shitting their pants, horrible matches on dating apps and wanting to show their dirt star on the worlds first terrible Right-Wing Dating App!Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopINSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram & Tik Tok -  @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

This week, Kevin and Justin talk about Dating, Smoochin', Dining on gay dates and looking at your cheeks on a first date. Kevin has a hangover, Justin and Kevin share their favorite Ice Cream Truck go-to's, and Kevin fills you in on his dating live. The Choco Taco has been discontinued and we're in mourning. Kevin plans a trip to Florida, Justin shares a travel nightmare and we spill some Real Housewives personal feels.INSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

This week, The Gays try something new...well somewhat new. Kevin and Justin record this weeks episode periodically throughout a day of boozin' with their pals. Follow along as the gays progress into a booze filled night.The gays discuss Fall and Halloween decorations, new halloween movies coming this fall, a potential High School Musical Reunion, and kissing Shania Twain?? Kevin has gas and balls for giving someone his phone number! Kevin shares his bravery in giving a man his phone number while drunk at a bar.Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopINSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

The  Boys are back in town! This week Justin is back in the loving embrace of Kevin! Justin and Kevin catch up on how things have been going since they've last seen each other and revisit an old favorite Pod Topic - Seltzer tasting!It's sexy time at TBG - The Gays talk micro-penises, kinks, Sex Rooms and being in an open or poly relationship. Justin and Kevin want a juicy dump truck ass and Kevin continues to complain about the heat and flight costsThis weeks Seltzer Tasting is - Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Seltzer pack. Check your local grocery store to find your pack!Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

It's the 6th of the July, and that's what we're celebrating. End of discussion. This week, Kevin and Justin catch up - Kevin comes back burnt to hell from vacation, gets a little too drunk during a Beer Olympics and deals the deets on Joe Exotics called-off engagement to a fellow prisoner. Justin wants fire hole from an Outback Steakhouse, plays favorites over Destiny's Child and has some choice words for the Supreme Court.On a very serious note, the United States is in shambles right now and is an embarrassment to the rest of the world. We're disgusted by the actions of our 'Supreme Court' and stand with Women ALWAYS.  Stand up for what's right. If you have the funds to do so, please donate anything you can to Planned Parenthood. Justin and Kevin have already donated and hope our listeners will do the same. Donate Here TodayFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

Pro-Tip - Never record a podcast the day after indulging in two pitchers of Margaritas.... This week Kevin and Justin tackle the pod hungover! Justin debates which is worse: Soggy or Moist, Kevin attempts to buy his first pair of Crocs, DollyWood is the best theme park in the United States and Kevin is still too drunk to get a worm. Kevin enjoys Pride, Justin gets homophobic with Chick Fil A,  Z from Antz joins the Real Housewives of Salt Lake and Cody surprises the Gays with Helicopter PenisesUpgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

Hi Gay! It's June, so it's officially Pride Month! This week Kevin and Justin discuss all things...GAY. From Pride Parades to kink shaming some kinks, we touch it all. And girl, that's poopy...Tiger King signs a prenup, we call bullshit on Amber Heard and Kevin...SOBERS UP?? Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

This week, Kevin and Justin talk the birds and the bees, the intercourse of straight couples, Dolly Parton is writing a musical with Taco Bell about Mexican Pizza, a housewife gets bitten by a rat and plastic surgery necessities. Justin gets a new job, spills the Tea on Broadway Bombs, the Drag Race finale and the fact that watermelon is the WORST fake flavor. Kevin reconnects with closet gay ghosts from best friends past, celibacy without the lords love and his hopeful future for Britney Spears.Enjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysFind the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

Hi Gay! Welcome back, we've missed you! This week Justin and Kevin are back and gayer than ever! The Gays catch up after their long break from each other. Justin fills us in on new Florida living, job hunting and the Disney/DeSantis nonsense. Kevin caught COVID, preps for life in his 30s and gushes on Teen Rom Com flicks. Justin crushes on Charlie Puth, Kevin wants to blackmail Madison Cawthorne with sexual favors,  the terrors of child birth and the gays gear up for a new season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!Enjoyed this episode? Want to know when Season 3 begins?  Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

That's a wrap on Season 2! This week, Kevin and Justin catch up one last time before Justin makes his way south. Justin finishes packing up his apartment, Kevin throws Justin a surprise going away party while Justin throws up on himself. The Gays talk plans for remote recording, or being replaced by Bland Straights?!Thank you for an incredible Season 2 with us! Keep listening and share the gay humor with your pals! See you for soon for Season 3!Enjoyed this episode? Want to know when Season 3 begins?  Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays This weeks cocktail is the Adios Motherfucker - Make your own and drink along with us!Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

Surprise! This isn't the end of season 2 just yet! This week Kevin takes an emotional breather since he still has one more week with Justin! Justin gets ready to move to warmer weather, Kevin throws an axe and The Gays prep for the movement of Joro Spiders (Yikes). The Gays prep for summer weather, Drag the Drag Queens for a terrible Snatch Game, talk about a woman putting mentos up her ass and break down Qwyneth Paltrow's Vagina candle.... This weeks drink sampling was the Topo Chico Hard Seltzer Pack! 9/10 would recommend. Pick up your pack and tell us what you think! INSTACARTGrocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to shopSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

This week the Gays brace themselves for Spring! Kevin and Justin talk about St. Patricks Day, Breast implants, all kinds of piercings and Straight men not washing their asses. 'Straight men' that say NO HOMO, being in non-sexual relationships with women, uncomfortable in-person encounters and Kevin buys the Gays some Wigs! Last but not least, Justin announces some BIG changes he's making in his life, and it get's Kevin ready for some tears  👀 Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

This week, the Gays are coming to you from Uranus and beyond. The Gays talk the importance of boozing, how rude hang overs can be and the necessity of a themed party. Kevin turns 30 this year and he's going all out 90's prom for the event. The Gays take an embarrassing trip down memory lane, talk Porn preferences, the importance of alone time in relationships and Kevin recaps and gives a sneak peek into his dating life.The Gays touch on how Truth Social is their new Only Fans, Donald Trump is a rodeo clown & take a trip to space with the new Coca Cola Space themed soda. Kevin and Justin talk marriage plans, not signing a prenup when they meet their sugar daddies and trying to Anna Nicole the first 90 year old man they see.Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram & Tik Tok -  @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

I hope you like it freaky, because these gals are a little leaky! It's our Valentine's Day episode, and this week...we're a little all over the place. This week, the Gays talk Valentine's Day, Rom Coms, dating apps and more. Kim and Kanye's nonsense is on blast, and the gays discuss their Valentine's Day plans This week we're sampling the Budlight Hard Soda Seltzers. 0/10 would not recommend trying them.Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER!Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry doesJoin the Casper Gang - Click Here to ShopUpgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

Grab your tight end, It's an educational week at Two Bland Gays! Our pal Jake teaches The Gays everything they need to know about football and the Superbowl. Get ready & take a drink you're as confused as we are...All we know is our goal is your hole.Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS!Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to ShopEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

This week Kevin and Justin try the brand new Truly Margarita pack and give you their honest ratings of each flavor! Justin and Kevin catch up after their New Year celebrations apart, talk about their clairvoyant abilities about Betty White, Kevin almost shits his pants on the drive over, and the Gays flashback to the days of FourLoko. The Gays share their love for Margaritas all around, talk snow bunny plans for this winter,  Kevin becomes a Gaymer and the gays break down the Tea about Queer Eye.Paramount+Start your 7 Day FREE trail of Paramount+ on us! Hundreds of Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available anywhere! Click here to get watchingInstacartGet FREE SHIPPING on your first Instacart order of $35 or more! Never go to the grocery store again! Click here to start shoppingEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals and follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGaysSupport the showEnjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!