Lunchtime LaunchCode

Can the Power of a Mighty Stallion Defeat the Ultimate Power that is Optimus Prime... spoiler no, no it cannot! Cal argues for Optimus while Tyler decides to scrap as a MLP!Sorry the upload was late I am in the process of moving and we had a minor emergency while recording... but as Tyler says "Better Late than Never!"

Tyler as Dog The Bounty Hunter Squares off against Cal as Oliva Munn in one of the best Quasi Quarrelsome Quarrels in the Quarry of the season.  Who will win a ragged racist who looks like he does more redneck drugs than any member of The Whites of West Virginia or Olivia Munn who eats men for lunch and craps out broken homes.Did you know Dog has a new TV show coming out... didn't we cancel that guy a long time ago!The lead singer of Brass Machine pees on a mans face, and by pees I mean... like a fire hose has less force than this woman pees on this mans face. Everyone is a consenting adult so who are we to stand in the way of love.Tyler brings up Elon musk and we talk about the super rich, Cal shows what a simp he is for Bill Gates. Kat unleashes a story of the great scorpion plague on Egypt Serious Question:  Would you prefer that these episodes stay the length they are or should we keep them to 60-75 minutesDiscord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

So here is the thing, or as I like to say "See what had happened was..."I forgot to hit record.... again.... With Carlos gone someone needs to pick up the slack of messing up and that someone is your boy Cal!The fight between David Tenant and John Stamos was actually a pretty big let down if I am being honest, both of the people came less then prepared to do the person justice.  Kat thought David was the 9th doctor even though TEN is literally in his name.Tyler shows up 3/4 of the way through the second recording of the episode so.... super late.I'm really going to start posting more things on Tick Tok, we have decided that is where we are going to do shout outs too.  So if you leave a review check tick tok and you'll get a personal message.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Apparently Cousin Matt has decided he doesn't like the name of the episodes... well Cousin Matt I don't like your face!Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

We got Trucks on trucks on trucks...Cousin Matt channels his inner Carlos to face off against Cal as Bowser.  Oh and the real Carlos didn't bother to even show up.Its a short episode because Cal forgot to charge the batteries, but we knew ahead of time and got in a full hour."Bowser Always Loose!" - Cousin MattArtist can turn poop in a can into gold in the handAlso if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Fight 2, fresh off a loss to Waldo can Tyler take his next fighter The distance against Cousin Matt's Don King?We start of with a a lovely little tale brought to you by Cal, so you know it is not nice or fun, And then somehow we end up talking about Superman and movies for like an hour.Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Waldo squares off against The Dread Pirate Roberts.  Which will win the skill and suave manner of Wesley or the red and white sneaky bespectacled Waldo. We talk about the trend of soaking and jump humping, I mean we kind of had to everyone is and it is... well its weird.This section and the links on discord are a little light lately because I am in the process of selling my house and moving so I am busy... okay honestly I am not that busy but I am tired and just don't want to give up the little free time I have to do that too... honesty is nice right?Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC 

Please note that zebra is not in the name of the episode, you're welcome Cousin Matt.We discuss how "time", much like birds, is not a real thing.  Gator tries to take credit for a theory as old as time (which isn't real).  and then tells us about Mel Gibson and his giant hole that seems to have no bottom.Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Thats right folks the facility blew up... I hope that person in the silo got out... hmmmm...Anyway welcome to season to of the Hit (spelled with an S) podcast LTLC, same show ... seriously its the same just new opening skit and an new cool opening bit since Carlos cant seem o come up with more Spanish words.Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Matt quizzes The cast about what remember and as usual Cal bets it all on the final answer... does he win...Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC(no he doesnt)

This is the end, my only friend the end... of SEASON 1... but there is plenty more good times to come as we move into season 2... where pretty much everything stays the same except the things we decide to change!Thank you to those of you that experienced this first year with us as it happened, and thankyou Space/Robot/ or whatever overloads who have found this podcast in the future and are trying to find us to be your court jesters we gladly accept and yes you can kick Cousin Matt in his balls!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

 join us as we take a voyage through the mystical forests of... Cousin Matts deranged mind.  Cousin Matt will DM as Kat, Gator, and Cal try to learn how to DnD and Carlos tries to remember he is not the DM and Tyler.... Bless his heart tries to stop Cal from Leroy Jenkins this thing into oblivion. This is the last of a three part journey.This is the second of three parts and will be made better if you have access to our Discord or Insta to see the images that go with the story, however even without the images we paint a lovely theater of the mind, as long as your mind is full of snakes.Cal- The oldest of three Half Orc Brothers; delusional and believes himself to be a member of a race of Lion people soupier to the others around him.  Shades of grey are how he lives, while holding other to black or whiteTyler- The second Brother, perhaps the true leader he often finds himself helping his other brothers out of tight spots with his brains or brawnCarlos- The youngest, most reckless and athletic of the brothers, a disappointment to his brothers he does have a way of getting things done!Kat- some sort of Elf with an extreme taste for her Elf friend Gator both the ladies are a force within themselves but together... together they are insufferable,  Her loyalty lies with Gator all others are just others...Gator- One look in her Elf'n eyes tells you this young small elf has more than one rattle snake fighting to make it's way out of her head.  He devotion to Kat is absolute, past life experiences have led her to distrust males, which probably explains why she has hitched her loins to Kat!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Over the next 2 weeks (and last week)  join us as we take a voyage through the mystical forests of... Cousin Matts deranged mind.  Cousin Matt will DM as Kat, Gator, and Cal try to learn how to DnD and Carlos tries to remember he is not the DM and Tyler.... Bless his heart tries to stop Cal from Leroy Jenkins this thing into oblivion.This is the second of three parts and will be made better if you have access to our Discord or Insta to see the images that go with the story, however even without the images we paint a lovely theater of the mind, as long as your mind is full of snakes.Cal- The oldest of three Half Orc Brothers; delusional and believes himself to be a member of a race of Lion people soupier to the others around him.  Shades of grey are how he lives, while holding other to black or whiteTyler- The second Brother, perhaps the true leader he often finds himself helping his other brothers out of tight spots with his brains or brawnCarlos- The youngest, most reckless and athletic of the brothers, a disappointment to his brothers he does have a way of getting things done!Kat- some sort of Elf with an extreme taste for her Elf friend Gator both the ladies are a force within themselves but together... together they are insufferable,  Her loyalty lies with Gator all others are just others...Gator- One look in her Elf'n eyes tells you this young small elf has more than one rattle snake fighting to make it's way out of her head.  He devotion to Kat is absolute, past life experiences have led her to distrust males, which probably explains why she has hitched her loins to Kat!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Over the next 3 weeks join us as we take a voyage through the mystical forests of... Cousin Matts deranged mind.  Cousin Matt will DM as Kat, Gator, and Cal try to learn how to DnD and Carlos tries to remember he is not the DM and Tyler.... Bless his heart tries to stop Cal from Leroy Jenkins this thing into oblivion.This is the first of three parts and will be made better if you have access to our Discord or Insta to see the images that go with the story, however even without the images we paint a lovely theater of the mind, as long as your mind is full of snakes. Cal- The oldest of three Half Orc Brothers; delusional and believes himself to be a member of a race of Lion people soupier to the others around him.  Shades of grey are how he lives, while holding other to black or white Tyler- The second Brother, perhaps the true leader he often finds himself helping his other brothers out of tight spots with his brains or brawn Carlos- The youngest, most reckless and athletic of the brothers, a disappointment to his brothers he does have a way of getting things done! Kat- some sort of Elf with an extreme taste for her Elf friend Gator both the ladies are a force within themselves but together... together they are insufferable,  Her loyalty lies with Gator all others are just others...Gator- One look in her Elf'n eyes tells you this young small elf has more than one rattle snake fighting to make it's way out of her head.  He devotion to Kat is absolute, past life experiences have led her to distrust males, which probably explains why she has hitched her loins to Kat!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

The new Mortal Kombat character  Los Lesser is introduced towards the end.  Serious Carlos sat through the whole episode in mask... why... seriously no reason at all!  And no we are not Anti Vax, WE ARE SUPER PRO VAX! But this nerd had a new black mask and... anyway he annoyed us all.We have some really fun stuff coming as we approach our one year mark. (well 52 episode).  We have a Big 2 part DnD Episode the likes of which has never been played so badly or with such blatant disregard to the DM or rules of DnD ever! And hope something special for the big 52... what is that... it's a secret, even from us because we haven't thought of it yet!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

Well August has come and is on its way out.  With it we saw Kat get a year older and wiser and Cousin Matt shaved his beard and looks like a state patrol officer who will not be passing his next physical (oh yeah he had a birthday too).Umm there are no notes or links for this episode because I am typing this at 1300 CST and it was supposed to come out at 0300 CST so.... I will point out Carlos so killed the opening skit that I didn't even try to fix it!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

It's a tale as old as time one is a beast and one is a beauty, one is a little older harrier and wiser and the other while HOT DAMN they look good in a mini skirt.  Both Matt and Kat have birthdays this month and they want to know how well we know them .... spoilers its not great!I our modern retelling of that Disney classic that they stole from some old folk tale, probably German, our damsel in destress Matt will suffer at the hands of not only his friends not knowing or caring about him, and our Beast Kat will show and extreme lack of good grace and upbringing as they poll to pod.Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

We spend some time talking about G fuel and CoCo's breasts... please don't kill us Ice T we are 100% on your side! Gator talks about Americas dad, who much like many real parents turned out to be a giant hypocrite Bill Cosby.Gator tells a funny story towards the end that goes in a circle and really has no point.  I think it is funny because she starts out so angry but it is really... not a big deal.  This girl gets so worked up.  Every member of the cast is a little confused how to handle it... its why we love her!Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

First just because I heard Carlos say this as I am filling this part our he said "The Asian Government ... ...". Who exactly is in charge of this "Asian Government" because that's more than half the worlds population and a giant mass of land.. this mans... i mean he needs help.We discus everything from comics to not helping customers at work.  Females can now be drafted into the United State Army, a long time coming.  Chris D'Elia is a sick bastard, and Sam Elliot is just an eternal sexy bastard.. Gator is in love with 4 decades of Same Elliot.  Also have you heard he killed Hitler and Hunted Bigfoot? Did Richard E. Byrd decorated pilot fly into the hollow earth... spoilers no, no he didn't but the story is interesting.Caleb talks about hypnotism, and what he knows... not much,,, and how people are incredibly susceptible to  implanted ideas.  its not magic.  But that's all for something for the future... ...Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC

I wonder if anyone actually looks at these... I might just start using these as my journal, lay my dark inner thoughts on you all, and see if the world changes....CM is Cousin Matt.  He tells us why he is the way he is... HS and MS (that's grades 6-12) were rough for him.  Kat got drugged on up and lost a fight.  Cal thinks he's above following trends... other than starting a podcast. We Learn that Gator's mom used to be a stripper and Cal didn't even say anything crazy about it... ... ...Also if you have thoughts about how to grow the podcast ways we can spread the word for little or no money, but we are willing to spend some, please reach out!Shout out to anyone who has some audio know-how, feel free to reach out and help me help you so I can make this more listenable.Discord: Hit us up on Insta, email, or Tik Tok for an invite to Discordlinks to all or most of the topics we cover are available on our Discord.Tik Tok: LunchtimeLaunchcodeemail: lunchtimelaunchcode@gmail.comInsta: @Lunchtimelaunchcodetwitch: Lorde_of_Bones (Carlos) or MrMoinkmer (Gator)Our preferred Hashtags #LunchtimeLaunchcode and #LTLC