Trashwatch

EPISODE 153 – ODD THOMAS “It’s a Koontz!” “The man most famous for not being Stephen King!” This week, Ashley comes pre-Scared Stupid; Brandon learns the true meaning of New Year’s Eve; Chris is a ribcage man; and Brian defends himself. BTW: A Trash to Treasures product goes exactly where you expect! Starring: Anton Yelchin, Addison Timlin, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Shuler Hensley, Nico Tortorella, Kyle McKeever, Melissa Ordway, and Willem Dafoe Directed by Stephen Sommers&nbs...

EPISODE 152 – FREDDY VS. JASON “Everybody in this movie is an off-brand of somebody.” This week, Brandon accurately (and inaccurately) describes a hit Broadway musical; Brian builds the ultimate VS. movie; Ashley has another Butt Rating; and Chris sort of defends Jason. BTW: Hooray, we have a new outro! Starring: Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Monica Keena, Jason Ritter, Kelly Rowland, Katharine Isabelle, Christopher Marquette, Brendan Fletcher, Tom Butler, Lochlyn Munro, ...

EPISODE 151 – SHAUN OF THE DEAD “It’s The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly rules of ‘Things don’t exist if they’re out of frame.’” “That’s why I keep all my bills in a drawer.” Kicking off season 5 with return guest Kean Reid! This week, Kean controls the simulation; Ashley takes sips; Brian enables our vices; Chris ponders a new word; and Brandon has pizza trouble. BTW: Zombie Traffic Jam! Starring: Simon Pegg, Kate Ashfield, Nick Frost, Lucy Davis, Dylan Moran, Peter Serafino...

EPISODE 150 – CASPER “It was heartbreaking to realize that maybe my soul mate was already dead.” Our 150th episode AND our season finale! This week, Chris has questions about the Ghostbusters canon; Brandon collects unfinished business; Brian remembers a childhood Halloween costume; and Ashley has a good cry. BTW: The Christina Ricci Cinematic Universe! Starring: Malachi Pearson, Christina Ricci, Bill Pullman, Cathy Moriarty, Eric Idle, Joe Nipote, Joe Alaskey, Brad Garret...

EPISODE 149 – MOUSEHUNT “Okay, this movie so far rules. As long as no more movie happens, it’s perfect.” Another Fartass Special! This week, Brandon comes in hot; Brian launches Kangaroo Jack Chat; and Chris gets cast in the musical adaptation. BTW: Too Many Birdhouses! Starring: Nathan Lane, Lee Evans, Vicki Lewis, Maury Chaykin, Eric Christmas, Michael Jeter, Debra Christofferson, Camilla Søeberg, Ernie Sabella, William Hickey, and Christopher Walken Directed by Gor...

EPISODE 148 – THE WIZARD “Can we please just sit down and have fun when everything’s falling apart?” This week, Brandon tries to corral the tech-illiterate; Brian unveils the film transition spectrum; Chris makes some bold claims; and Ashley reluctantly rates a butt. BTW: Casting Joker Dad! Starring: Fred Savage, Luke Edwards, Jenny Lewis, Beau Bridges, Christian Slater, Jackey Vinson, Will Seltzer, Wendy Phillips, Sam McMurray, and Frank McRae Directed by Todd Hollan...

EPISODE 147 – EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (2006) “Guys, someone needs to cancel our podcast.” This week, Brandon explains his Dane Cook aversion; Ashley goes to weird places for hot guys; Brian explains the age-old rule of fashion; and Chris bombs the outro. BTW: Is Vince Downey Cinema’s Greatest Villain? Starring: Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson, Dax Shepard, Andy Dick, Tim Bagley, Brian George, Efren Ramirez, Marcello Thedford, Danny Woodburn, Sean Whalen, and Harland Williams&nbsp...

EPISODE 146 – THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES EDITOR’S NOTE: This is not a commentary track—edits have been made that will not sync up with the film. “Every week is another layer of the onion of the ways that evangelical Christianity has messed with Ashley and Chris.” Testing out a new recording format with the August Patron Pick! This week, Ashley learns survival skills; Chris fantasizes about divorce court; Brandon discovers a new kink; and Brian trashes a wedding. BTW: When Die...

EPISODE 145 – BORDELLO OF BLOOD “We got a heist, it’s gonna require 7.2 billion people to pull off—we’re robbing one dude!” Ashley will be back next week, we promise! This week, Brandon pitches his Tales from the Crypt movie; Chris sums up Dennis Miller’s energy; and Brian tries to understand a baffling character choice. BTW: Introducing our plan for September (and possibly beyond)! Starring: Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Angie Everhart, Chris Sarandon, Corey Feldman, Aubr...

EPISODE 144 – THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE “I forgot how much nudity is in this movie.” No Ashley for this manly episode! This week, Brandon reviews Nutella; Chris is a reliable shower buddy; and Brian plays SpongeJohn MulaneyPants. BTW: Our favorite podcast, My Favorite Murderer! Starring: Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown, Mr. Lawrence, Jill Talley, Jeffrey Tambor, Scarlett Johansson, Alec Baldwin, and David Hasselhoff Directed by Stephen H...

EPISODE 143 – GOOD BURGER “Ed is the wingman energy I need, but Ed has the flirting energy I have.” This week, Chris is the perfect goon; Brandon explains Sinbad’s game; Brian explains his game; and Ashley has a Chris moment. BTW: Hodor’s on First! Starring: Kel Mitchell, Kenan Thompson, Sinbad, Abe Vigoda, Shar Jackson, Jan Schweiterman, Ron Lester, Josh Server, Ginny Schreiber, Carmen Electra, and Linda Cardellini Directed by Brian Robbins FOLLOW US:Patreon (ht...

EPISODE 142 – SUPERSTAR (1999) “What’s the funniest name we can get? Mary Katherine Gallagher is pretty good.” “Condolences to Kathryn Gallagher—Tony nominee.” Ashley’s finally home, so we recorded in-person again! This week; Brandon recalls old people at the movies; Chris shares a talent show story; Brian walks out; and Ashley gives us a musical treat. BTW: Are there old Kyles? Starring: Molly Shannon, Will Ferrell, Elaine Hendrix, Harland Williams, Mark McKinney, and Gly...

EPISODE 141 – MOTHER GOOSE ROCK ‘N’ RHYME “Why are you making us look fondly on Bugsy Malone, Chris?!” At least Ashley didn’t have to deal with this one! This week, Chris halts the theme music; Brian fumes over a missed joke; and Brandon makes AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! BTW: This movie’s devastating blow to our strategic coke reserves! Starring: Shelley Duvall, Dan Gilroy, Jean Stapleton, Debbie Harry, Ben Vereen, Cyndi Lauper, Woody Harrelson, oh god the cameos, why won’t...

EPISODE 140 – CYBER SEDUCTION: HIS SECRET LIFE “If you put on porn at a party, they’re asking you to leave.” This week, Ashley nears the end of her trip; Brandon solves Justin’s problem; Chris learns to lie; and Brian teaches us to Thirst DM. BTW: Too Many Dads! Starring: Jeremy Sumpter, Lyndsy Fonseca, Kelly Lynch, John Robinson, Jake Scott, Kyle Schmid, and Nicole Dicker Directed by Tom McLoughlin FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram ...

EPISODE 139 – NICK FURY: AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (ft. Lexi Vestey) “This movie has angles so Dutch it makes Thor look like a Wes Anderson movie.” This week, Lexi discovers cynicism; Brian has fun with subtitles; Brandon builds a Tears of the Kingdom Helicarrier; Chris gets infested with Mormons; and Ashley cashes pizza checks. BTW: Kevin Smith’s American Beauty! Starring: David Hasselhoff, Lisa Rinna, Sandra Hess, Neil Roberts, Garry Chalk, Tracy Waterhouse, Tom McBeath, Ron...

EPISODE 138 – SUSIE Q “We’re all very, very mean to old people in this episode.” We’re kicking off Small Screen Summer! This week, Ashley “coaches” basketball; Brian gets an ill-timed ad; Brandon gets unlimited breadsticks; and Chris writes some better endings. BTW: WHAT ARE THE GHOST RULES?!?!?! Starring: Amy Jo Johnson, Justin Whalin, Shelley Long, Andrea Libman, Garwin Sanford, Chris William Martin, Dale Wilson, and Will Sasso Directed by John Blizek FOLLOW US...

EPISODE 137 – BUT I’M A CHEERLEADER “I think we have the potential to do to The Flash what we did to Morbius.” Our Patrons picked a perfect Pride picture! This week, Chris is into Venn Diagrams; Brian demands shorter production logos; and Brandon tries to get Ashley into Pushing Daisies. BTW: Jebediah Flick, the Liberal Arts Amish! Starring: Natasha Lyonne, Clea DuVall, Cathy Moriarty, RuPaul, Mink Stole, Bud Cort, Eddie Cibrian, Melanie Lynskey, Joel Michaely, Kip Pardue,...

EPISODE 136 – STAR TREK: NEMESIS “And then he turns and says his famous catchphrase: ‘Sleepytime tea, cold please!’” This week, Brandon gets sci-fi nonsense; Chris gets a couple good lines in; and Brian gets Brandon boos. (Also Ashley beams in!) BTW: Picard wants to see Worf’s PHD! Starring: Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Tom Hardy, Ron Perlman, Shannon Cochran, and Dina Meyer Directed by Stua...

EPISODE 135 – THE PAGEMASTER “Guys, we got a sponsorship offer from Wikifeet?” Another Ashley cameo! This week, Brian has a Culkin realization; Chris makes his worst pitch yet; Brandon finally unveils Sister Act 3; and Ashley has camera trouble. BTW: Squid-ception! Starring: Macaulay Culkin, Christopher Lloyd, Patrick Stewart, Whoopi Goldberg, Frank Welker, Ed Begley Jr., Mel Harris, Leonard Nimoy, Jim Cummings, and George Hearn Directed by Joe Johnston and Pixote Hun...

EPISODE 134 – DETROIT ROCK CITY “We have a whole new season of I Think You Should Leave references to cram down your throats!” Surprise—Ashley’s on the call! This week, Brian becomes Dougal; Chris reveals the secret of radio call-ins; Brandon takes a big detour; and Ashley didn’t watch the movie. BTW: Our KISS identities! Starring: Edward Furlong, Giuseppe Andrews, James DeBello, Sam Huntington, Lin Shaye, Melanie Lynskey, Natasha Lyonne, Shannon Tweed, and KISS Direc...