Tell Me Where I Lose You

The bois just can't keep it together when trying to sound like Mac and Cheese. Join us as we discuss Multi-Level Marketing schemes, what makes games fun, and how to get out of a box.Tell Me Where I Lose You: The Interview OlympicsOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.tmwilypodcast.comwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois just want to learn about shirts this go round. How are shirts made? What goes into a shirt? Can textile mills exist within Middle Earth? These are all questions we ask ourselves and never answer. Because it's not that  kind of show. Join us as we discuss the need for a Haynes Manual for the Millenium Falcon, or when we talk about how bad Picard can get burned, or when James said banal, and David made it worse.Tell Me Where I Lose You: How It's Made for Fake ThingsOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.tmwilypodcast.comwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois send their deepest regrets in no new episode this week. If this is the worst part of your day, we're flattered. But go outside. There are birds out there.OUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.tmwilypodcast.comwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois jump into 2005 with some good old fashioned Zine-talk. Join us as we harken back to a simpler and dumber time. Welcome to Tobles E Keef's emporium of websites and Coors Lights. Ain't no grander place on Earth. This week David regrets everything he says, James is a gun with a hat, and Nick ju-oh God Mika NO.Tell Me Where I Lose You: Toby Keith's I Heart This Internet CafeOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.tmwilypodcast.comwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com 

The bois roll the dice on this one. Welcome to Little Caesar's Palace, have a seat, stay a while! Take a look at our pizza roulette wheel! Or maybe grab a free soda fountain drink in an effort to keep you entertained and happy in our establishment for as long as possible. Join us this week as we attempt to create the perfect mashup between crippling gambling addiction, and '$5 Hot-N-Ready's. Tell Me Where I Lose You: Little Caesar's PalaceOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.tmwilypodcast.comwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois get wheels up and wild in this one as they navigate the logistics of how to get a drive-thru lane into your local grocery store. Join us as we try our truest to not come up with another dystopian hellscape, and fail miserably. This week Nick gets intense about who the best Transformer is, James introduces fast fast food, and David can't understand why a market on the subway isn't already a thing.Tell Me Where I Lose You: Drive-Thru Grocery StoreOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.tmwilypodcast.comwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois just can't get meta enough this week. It's a mad mad mad mad world out there and who better to explore the ins and outs of having a FAKE crime podcast, or a fake CRIME podcast, or even a fake crime PODCAST, than our goodest bois. Join us as we discuss all things audio media, and do our best to shove it inside itself until we get a diamond. David does his best to not talk about comics forever, Nick cannot abide the idea of Sting watching you without saying the best and worst joke in the episode, and James really wants to do a radio play.Tell Me Where I Lose You: Fake Crime PodcastOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.tmwilypodcast.comwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois create a dystopian hellscape. Again. Join us as we really get into what makes a food court a food court in the true culmination of what makes this podcast what it is. We determine how a food court can come to be (probably in an effort to better understand how to avoid it in the future). David introduces a new segment "David's fun mouth opinions (Not Food) (Not Sex)", Nick says almost certainly the most cursed two word phrase he's ever used on this show, and James introduces a tiktok challenge for the ages. Tell Me Where I Lose You: Food CourtingOUR LINKS:www.tmwilypodcast.comwww.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois are joined by royalty this week as Alex and Heath of "The Praisedown" fame grace our discord server with their japes. Join all FIVE of us as we discuss the implications of amiibos for real life people and the hijinx they could cause. Hop on the train as we discuss fighting hoards of feral hogs, whether or not Bill Maher fights dirty, and of course discuss whether or not John Wick can be considered a cartoon.Tell Me Where I Lose You: Cameo for FightingTHEIR LINKS:www.twitter.com/thepraisedownwww.instagram.com/thepraisedownwww.twitter.com/serioussanchezwww.twitter.com/100hp100mpOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois just have no idea what each other are saying this week, and for a good reason. It's all nonsense. Again. Join us as we learn along the way! Nick educates us all about the so-called "ankle bone", James has a wild idea about incorporating ferris wheels into public transit, and David just has no idea what it looks like. Tell Me Where I Lose You: Carnival Parade OUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois get festive, wet and wild in our apparently annual holiday special. Join us as we play the Dirtiest of Santas and make each other pitch our own bad ideas. This week, James gets overly festive and brings a holiday themed game, Nick thinks the Sox are havin a great season, and David gets too hot in his Santa hat and has to chill out.  A happiest of holidays to you and yours.TMWILY OUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois play in this space this week as they ponder the science fiction implications of what a perpendicular universe would be. Strap in as 3 underqualified fools take on some of the universes biggest concepts. This week Nick says BWADU about one billion times, David can't figure out that movie that does the pencil thing, and James won't stop listing things the pencil thing is from.Tell Me Where I Lose You: Perpendicular UniversesOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois really get into it this week as they pass on to the next phase of what is apparently a TV show starring Zooey Deschanel or something, we'll figure it out. Join  as David can't stop thinking about Danny DeVito, Nick anchors us with ghost facts, and James keeps snapping things in half so the ghost has something to play with.Tell Me Where I Lose You: My Pet GhostOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois make an attempt to put a spin on carpenter bees, but that quickly devolves into a half hour of just making bee related puns to be used in Bee Movie 2. Jerry Seinfeld get at us, we're game for whatever. Whether it be exploring the religious hierarchy of bumblebee Catholicism, desperately trying to remember how bees communicate, or joking about how electrician bees are always late, we're on the job.Tell Me Where I Lose You: Plumber BeesOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois turn this show into a mismanaged, yet profitable podcast factory just by touching it. Join us as we explore a world in which Willy Wonka has the ability to touch things and turn them into chocolate, or more accurately turning things into mismanaged yet extremely profitable factories full of whimsy and earnestness. And hop on the train as we answer the age old question: but HOW would we KILL him?Tell Me Where I Lose You: The Wonka Midas ComboOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois get something out of this one, believe it or not. Welcome to the Toothbrush Big Band, the new hit genre based entirely around the scientific findings that brushing your teeth for two minutes is the proper allotment of time, and we'll shred for exactly that amount of time. Join us as Nick takes a fever-dream-style trip down memory lane in the form of Timmy the Tooth, we make fun of James for confusing horns with horns, and roast David for not knowing how to brush his teeth correctly. Tell Me Where I Lose You: The Toothbrush Big BandOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

On this, the day of our birth, the year of our lord 2021, we reflect on all that has come before us. The bois, over the last year of releases, have not always got it in one. So my dear listeners, welcome to the cutting room floor.Tell Me Where I Lose You: They Can't All Be WinnersOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois try to limit their time talking about Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat and do a poor job of it. Join us as we discuss the possibilities of what a video game based on the movie Cats would even be. Strap in, kittens. It's go time.Tell Me Where I Lose You: Cats: The Movie: The Video GameOUR LINKS:www.twitter.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/tmwilypodcastwww.instagram.com/stillwhitsonSend all hate mail to Tellmewily@gmail.com

The bois want you to buy their kool kool cigarettes. Please buy them. They'll make you cool. Join us as we record among the worst experiences of our lives and age in real time before your very eyes. Strap in for the next 39 minutes to experience Nick, James, and David talking about; Chester Cheetah, Flossy the Filter Tip, the inevitable Fortnite tie-in, and most importantly you get to hear us get absolutely roasted live on air by our own youth and hubris.Tell Me Where I Lose You: Bad Cigarette Mascot

The bois welcome you all to BIG FIFTY. A celebration about all that came before, and definitely went totally perfectly the first go round. Join us as we discuss the implications of Among Us on internet culture, how Godzilla could totally goose you by squeezing your sides, and one of those hotels where you think of a third thing for the description of your dumb podcast.Tell Me Where I Lo-BIG FIFTY