Don't Look Under the Internet
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Welcome to the internet! We told you not to look, yet here we are. If you don't know, this is a podcast about strange and mysterious internet oddities. Join Doug, Jason, Matt and Mike as they dredge the deepest, darkest, most deranged depths of the internet so you don't have to. Each episode will attempt to uncover the truth behind some of the weirdest, creepiest, and most complicated mysteries the internet has to offer.
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Ever wondered what creeps around the dusty aisles of the Parousia Public Library? Squib Bitbly here, with my cohorts Jason and Dougledore, as we peel back the layers of this digital haunt in our latest foray into horror comedy. You're in for a treat—scratch that—a trick? No, definitely a treat... We tackle the obscure Parousia Public Library series and why it's hidden among analog horror. With its low viewership, it's just begging for you to press play.Join us as we wind through the "Sa...
Mike, Jason, and Doug step into filthy waters today. Sad Satan is known throughout the online community as a mysterious game, found on the dark web. This one strikes a nerve for DLUTI and we have a few things to say. We navigate through the murky waters of "Sad Satan," the dark web's most elusive game, drawing fascinating parallels to the fading intrigue of an old hoodie and the enigmatic aura of its creator, ZK. Join us, and be part of a conversation that's as thought-provoking as it is ente...
Embark on an offbeat odyssey through the digital underbrush with us, where anime tunes and yearnings for Dragon Ball GT abridgments playfully intertwine with the quirky knowledge of Naomi, our social media guru. We'll meander through a wonderland of oddities, from the delightful to the macabre, sharing stories sparked by our patrons' inventive usernames and unwinding the humor that binds us together in internet camaraderie. Prepare for chuckles and nods of agreement as we traverse the landsca...
Glitter! Its Glitter! I don't know what else to tell you about it. It's f**king glitter. It defies science and makes us question natural laws, and also makes stuff sparkly. Oh, it also distorts reality. And can be used as a pest repellant! There is a lot to talk about and only 2 of us to do it! This week, Mike and Jason dive headfirst into a vat of the world's most mysterious substance: Glitter (or whatever we call the stuff that makes stuff without glitter, glitter. Just listen, it'll be muc...
What's up, brother? Prepare to have your reality tweaked as we embark on a journey through the Dead Internet Theory, mulling over the chilling possibility that the web might be teeming with more bots than humans. Doug is getting an update, or vacation or whatever, but Mike, Matt, and Jason try playing existential crisis simulator in his stead!None of this is confirmed true or not, so don't use us as a reputable source (we aren't). But do think about how you use A.I. to assist your lives. The ...
BATFROG! Cthulhu corner this week with BATFROG! Tsathoggua is a bat and a frog. From the mind of Clark Ashton Smith and H.P. Lovecraft... The seal of the Black Stars lurks.... and waits..... for it's next meal to quite literally accidentally fall into it's mouth so it can eat because it WON'T FEED ITSELF OTHERWISE. It's a conversation that dances on the edge of a Lovecraftian abyss, punctuated by the distinct plucks of email humor, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (to hell), Bob Hope, and a few tidbits a...
We're toasting our DLUTIhon champions today! Join Jason, Mike, and Doug as they unravel the mystery of celebrity number six that's stumped the internet. As we take a turn through the perplexing and the humorous, we unearth online enigmas that have brought together a subreddit of amateur detectives, and we ponder the peculiar phenomenon of a town that's on the tip of everyone's tongue but off the map.We wrap up with a peek into r/SubredditSimulator, where AI bots parody human inter...
Our discussion tonight takes a turn to the speculative, musing on the potential of fungi in gene therapy and its unexpected side effects. Imagine a world where your amputated limb can not only regenerate but also connect you to a global network of sensations – is this the next frontier of medical science or an ethical minefield? Join us as we wade through the clinical details, personal anecdotes, and the speculative horror that these topics evoke, all while keeping our tongues firmly in cheek...
We continue what we started last week. We finish Browning. We Brown all over you. I hope you're happy.Brown.The Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting CaughtI'm just a guy who found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Support the Show.Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout!https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664LinktreeBuy us a beer!Join us in Discord!DLUTI.comUn...
My dad built a lab in his basement. He built monsters there. Can anyone help me? DLUTI! Wait... Help? Maybe not. Talk passionately about? Absolutely! Join Jason, Matt Doug, and Mike as we take a look at a very... strange YouTube series. If monster flicks are up your alley, this one may just be for you! Daisy Brown is here!Daisy BrownThe Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting CaughtI'm just a guy who found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Support th...
MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEATMORE MEATMEAT 2mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMEEEEATgirth.Vita CarnisThe Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting CaughtI'm just a guy who found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Support the Show.Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout!https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664LinktreeBuy us a beer!Join us in Discord!DLUTI.comUnplanned PodnancyUnde...
MEAT! ITS MORE MEAT! This meat isn't very sleepy. It's more nightmare-y and stressful. Join us, your hosts Jason, Doug, and Matt along with the never predictable Madame Webb, as we dissect this hearty analog horror. Today, we're peeling back the layers of Vita Carnis and serving it up with a girthy side of trimmings. Part 2 next week!Vita CarnisThe Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting CaughtI'm just a guy who found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster!Listen on: Apple Podcasts ...
What would you do if you woke up and everyone was suddenly missing? We take a look at what it might be like this week through the TikTok user where_is_everybodyThe Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting CaughtI'm just a guy who found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Support the Show.Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout!https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664...
Ever find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of a citrus-themed life metaphor while grappling with the very real emotional rollercoaster of your thirties? *existential dread intensifies*Now, let's tiptoe into the shadowy corridors of Lovecraftian horror, where Shub-Niggurath, 'The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young', reigns supreme in her bizarre splendor. We'll muse over her ambiguous gender, chuckle at the thought of cosmic deities grappling with modern social media, and en...
Prepare yourself for an audio adventure of epic proportions as we, your hosts Jason, Doug, Matt, Mike, and the enigmatic buffering yodeler, unpack the mystifying world of Dluti Ball Z. As we wrap up our journey through this digital odyssey, we ponder the series' evocative ending and what it could mean for the fusion of art and mental health. The haunting yet beautiful videos suggest a creator's personal voyage, and we explore how these works offer a safe harbor for audiences grappling w...
We wade into the digital currents with a look at an online video series that's as much a feast for the eyes as it is a punch to the gut. The animation marries music to a narrative on life's darker struggles—think of it as a virtual rollercoaster ride through the human psyche, complete with nosedives into despair, looping tracks of hope, and the occasional jerky twist of humor.This week, we're talking human-finger centipedes, cryptic Morse code, and characters cloaked in mystery. And yes...
Jason's not here this week because the midwest is frozen. So, Mike, Doug and Matt bring you ALIIIIIENNNNNSSS! What's the deal with this alien footage a user named ivan0135 uploaded to YouTube more than a decade ago?The Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting CaughtI'm just a guy who found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Support the Show.Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buz...
This week Jason, Mike and Matt start off the new year by wrapping up the old one. We look back at all the episodes we uploaded over the course of 2023 and share our thoughts about them.The Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting CaughtI'm just a guy who found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Support the Show.Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout!https://www.buzzsprout...
Doug, Mike and Jason get self-deprecating as they cover this mysterious YouTube series that's about...something? I'm not quite sure. Hopefully you have a better idea than I do by the time you finish this episode.The Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting CaughtI'm just a guy who found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Support the Show.Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsp...
We're doin' it again. In lieu of a single topic, Mike, Jason and Doug have collected more stories and weird places from Reddit and other spots around the internet.Plus, everyone's back in Mike's basement for some good old retro DLUTI fun!The Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting CaughtI'm just a guy who found a time traveling watch behind a dumpster!Listen on: Apple Podcasts Support the Show.Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for ...
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By all the dark gods, what is the hissing noise?! I caught maybe 20% of what Mike was saying. Anyway love you guys glad Jason got a break to decompress. Do your best.