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The funniest sports comedy podcast in America according to our moms. Hosted by comedians and sports experts Jordan Pomaville and Joel Anderson and sports outsider Phil Ranta, episodes are a mix of analysis of breaking sports news, predictions, comedy sketches, funny interviews, and deep dives into the strangest moments in sports history.
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On this episode, your heroes duke it out about baseball minor league unions with Bernie Sanders versus a representative for the baseball league. Should minor league baseball players make a living wage? Is the league generous to feed the players slurry? And should their healthcare plan be 'walk it off'?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

MLB Bans 'The Shift'

2023-02-0526:18

On this episode, your heroes fight the MLB's ban of 'The Shift'. Why does the MLB hate 'freedom of movement'? What is the history of this weird rule? And what happens when the outfield grass is different for a bunch of different fields?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes learn what happens when credit card machines go down and a bunch of Irish people get free beer. Did anyone die? Did anyone survive? And how Irish is the Irish accent?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

French Open Protestor

2022-09-0204:12

On this episode, your heroes hear audio from the French Open protestor who caused a huge cycling accident.Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

LIV vs PGA

2022-07-1113:18

On this episode, your heroes chat with the PGA about why golfers shouldn't jump ship to more profitable contracts with LIV. Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

Umpiring Mound Visits

2022-06-0803:03

On this episode, your heroes hear audio from a mount visit where the umpire is umpiring mound visits.Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes hear audio from cyclists who are not allowed to pee during the race.Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes hear from the mail bag again from a listener who asks Joel to run down the stories of some prominent American cyclists. Did Major Taylor truly break the color barrier in the 1800's and nobody cared because it was cycling? Can Americans get good at cycling by being late to school? And are there more than a couple cyclists from America who actually mattered? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at ...
On this episode, your heroes interview two British tennis players about the news that Russian players will be banned from Wimbledon. Is this a fair retaliation towards athletes on behalf of the actions of their country? Do tennis players have any bearing on the outcome of a war? And is this really what British accents sound like these days?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes chat with the team behind the disastrous Washington Nationals paraglider drop that shut down Washington DC. Did the FAA avert a real world disaster by evacuating The Capitol? Was this an oopsie or amazing press for baseball? And what valuable goods could be stolen by a paraglider who drops in the exact right place in Washington DC. Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsp...
On this episode, your heroes chat with Joe LaCava, Tiger Woods' longtime caddy, about Tiger's return to the Masters after his nearly leg-amputating injury. Can Joe LaCava literally carry Tiger through this tournament? Is Joe in fighting shape to be Tiger's rock? And is Tiger going to perform surgery on himself during a round of golf?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes tell tale of the harrowing journey of four climbers in 1936 trying to climb the Murder Wall of the Eiger and it doesn't end well for them. Is it still extreme mountain climbing if you take a train halfway up? Were rich people watching the whole affair hoping they would fall to their deaths? And what does Unterschlauss mean in German? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gm...
On this episode, your heroes talk to Dana White on Connor McGregor about Jake Paul's fight for UFC employee healthcare. Will Dana White and Connor McGregor bury the hatchet and find common ground? Is Jake Paul a fighter or an influencer? And how greedy are these fighters to actually want health care after they got beat up?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

Frozen Penis Olympian

2022-03-0612:26

On this episode, your heroes talk to cross-country skiing Olympian Remi Lindholm and his coach about the frozen penis he suffered during the games. Are spandex suits warm enough? Can you cross-country ski with a frozen penis? And why didn't his coach teach him how to tuck to avoid this issue?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes get another mailbag message for Joel from another orphanage asking about hockey nicknames. What do you call the brother of The Great One? Are alliterative nicknames always the best? And what does it sound like when a slapshot hits the boards?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

Skeleton Olympians

2022-02-2709:51

On this episode, your heroes chat to USA Skeleton Olympian Chet Hausermann and his father Crystal about his epic silver medal run. Was Crystal proud of his son? What did Chet sacrifice to get here? And where were people supposed to watch the Olympics this year?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes recorded directly before The Big Game and Phil forgot to post, Joel breaks down some x-factors that should have been considered when predicting the outcome. What benefits does Ohio actually have? Does Los Angeles have any decent rivers? And what the hell are the rules of this game!?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes somehow get another fan latter to Joel asking him about cycling nicknames. Is Joel ready to finally admit that his fan mail is all fake? Do you need alliteration to make a location-based nickname work? And what does the 'roar of a bicycle' even sound like?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

Tom Brady Retires

2022-02-0611:37

On this episode, your heroes chat with Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen about his decision to retire. Could Tom have stuck it out since he has the body of a 25 year old? What was Gisele doing to her career while Tom was out playing ball games with his friends? And can their marriage survive once they join the ranks of the 'normal people'?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

1955 Le Mans Disaster

2022-01-2231:26

On this episode, your heroes get shocked by the story of the worst auto racing disaster of all time. Is this the inspiration for the movie Final Destination? How many decapitations can one car cause? And what's a good excuse for continuing the race after a mass death event?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes chat with Novak Djokavic about his quarantine in Australia because of his refusal to get vaxxed. Will Novak give up his tennis career to avoid a Fauci Ouchie? Do vaccines really make your tennis arm fall off? And when if Novak going to finally start his own insane, ranting conspiracy theory vlog?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes get another fan letter from an orphan asking Joel what are the three best non-major sports athletes of all time. Does this mean we have to sit through more discussions about cycling? Does Joel consider 'football' one of the major sports? And is Joel lying again just so he can get 20 minutes of air time to talk about whatever he wants? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@g...
On this episode, your heroes talk to the VP of MLB Media Walter Vromkamp and CEO of Kloon and tech bro Nat Spigman about major league baseball eliminating players from their website due to the work stoppage. Does the MLB have a plan to continue the season without any players? Is this a chance for the league to step into the future of sport entertainment? And how can fans leverage this to actually jump onto the field and play a few innings? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platform...
On this episode, your heroes chat with Brett Favre about accusations that he stole from Mississippi's welfare fund and the homeless guy that lives in front of his house, Samuel. Did Brett Favre actually help the homeless problem by not doing those speeches? Can homeless people survive on the hope of becoming a quarterback alone? And what does 'misappropriation' even actually mean, anyways? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail u...
On this episode, your heroes chat about the Texas Longhorns assistant coach whose monkey attacked a child on Halloween. Did the kid have it coming for being a trespasser? Can a monkey be an emotional support animal? And how does a pole dancer with an animal act play into all of this?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

No More Horse Drugs

2021-11-2211:35

On this episode, your heroes chat with 2013 Kentucky Derby winner Orb the horse and his lawyer to talk about the new rules around drugging champion horses. Should horses have the right to take human drugs like humans take horse drugs? How will horses party? And how did we not know the ADA had a horse division?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

Alabama Smoke

2021-11-1613:52

On this episode, your heroes share the tale of the Alabama vs Tennessee game wherein the winner smokes cigars. Do they have to do it naked for it to count? Do Freshman need to pretend to like it to be cool? And will the second-hand smoke from the fans ruin the players' chances to make it to the NFL?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes talk to the players that sold Evander Kane his false vaccination card, Vinnie and Vinnie 2. How big is the underground vaccination card trade? If I wanted one, what shoes do I put the money in? And which Vinnie are you talking to?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

Lane Kiffin Abuse

2021-10-2322:59

On this episode, your heroes tell the story of Ole Miss football coach Lane Kiffin getting trash thrown on him at the Tennessee game. Did Lane Kiffin deserve every insult and bottle hurled at him? Did a fan bring a golf ball to a football game for the sole purpose of beaning Kiffin? And where did they keep getting more and more trash for that long!?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes rap with NASCAR Driver Dan Houghton and his pit crew guy Skeeter McGee about removing the rumble strips as the Cup Series at Roval. Did NASCAR do this just to kill Dan because they know he's a sleepy driver? Is Skeeter about to engineer a way for his driver to survive the race? And what the heck do vampires have to do with all of this?! Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen...
On this episode, your heroes get a sweet letter from their fan Cade in New York requesting extended pieces involving data journalism and statistical analysis. Are there some baseball players that should be dragged a lot more than they're being dragged? Are there more advanced stats we should be tracking daily? And is Joel lying about the existence of Cade?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes pitch new names for the Washington Football Team with their brand managers Connor and Skyler. Will they find a name that rocks as hard as other football teams? Do football team names have to be nouns without awesome adjectives? And is 'Pink Floyd' trademarked?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes interview LeBron James's COVID research team, Tank and Phil, who finally convinced him to get the vaccine. How does a basketball player do research for a deadly pandemic? Where did his pandemic research team get their degrees? And would you let yourself get hit in the face with a live COVID bat for a free LeBron jersey?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes chat about USC football coach Clay Helton's firing and USC's spotty recent history with football coaches. Did they build their stadium on an ancient Indian burial ground from a tribe that hates coaches? Were they going out of their way to get coaches with tons of scandals? And how much money were these players getting paid along the way? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsme...
On this episode, your heroes talk to social media sensations the Dumbar Brothers, who were inspired by Jake and Logan Paul to dominate the world of sports. Will they actually compete on a professional level or just do more hacky stunts? Is the Dumb Army going to destroy the competition on their behalf? And are they trying to also ruin professional sports as we know them? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfspo...
On this episode, your heroes learn about Bishop Sycamore, an Ohio high school football program that played a game on ESPN and got absolutely trounced by IMG Academy. Was ESPN fooled by a flim flam man? Are the students on the team even real high school students? And does Bishop Sycamore, the bishop or the high school, even exist?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes talk to Yankees GM Brian Cashman and head of scouting Ron Brickleman about Stephen Ridings, a substitute teacher who was recruited to be a pitcher for the team. Are there more hidden gems in the New York Public School System? Do poors make the best pitchers? And how are baseball scouts getting to walk around willy-nilly in public schools? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsports...
On this episode, your heroes discuss Texas and Oklahoma's move to the SEC. Are the conferences playing Game of Thrones? Are Texas and Oklahoma holding college football hostage? And will the Big 10 ever stop ruling over them all?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

Taunting in the NFL

2021-08-2409:21

On this episode, your heroes talk to CAA sports agent Zack Cody and a football manners expert about the NFL increasing penalties for taunting. Will CAA show the continued deep compassion they're known for? Is throwing deuces really taunting? And which guest is uglier?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes talk about the historically-accurate 'Field of Dreams' MLB exhibition game. Will the Black Socks come back to life and play? Was there real magic when the players came out of the corn field? And does Kevin Costner know where he is anymore?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes learn about the two most corrupt presidents of International Olympic Committee. How openly fascist were these Olympic leaders? How well did they document their bribes? And why did so many people care so deeply about Rhodesia?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

Olympic Village Update

2021-08-0913:12

On this episode, your heroes talk to two people with intimate knowledge of the Tokyo 2021 Olympic Village: an Australian rower and the Mayor of the Olympic Village. Will Australians and authority figures ever get along? We know who is ahead in medals, but who is ahead in pranks? And how many babies will come from all of these co-mingling nations?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes go back in time to the 1972 Olympics US Men's Basketball Gold Medal Game. Was the US cheated because of our political standing on the world stage? Is Spielberg going to make this the topic of the movie Munich II? And what the heck happened to that guy's wallet!?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes discuss how terrible the Olympics US Men's Basketball Team is looking for this Olympics. Can they blame it on the jet lag? Can we convince LeBron to step in at the last second? And how can we struggle so hard at one of the only sports where the US is supposed to be globally dominant?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com

Katie Ledecky's Dad

2021-07-1613:34

On this episode, your heroes comfort Olympic swimming champion Katie Ledecky's father David Ledecky after the news that he will not be able to attend the Tokyo Olympics. Will David Ledecky miss the sounds and smells of the pool? Will watching Katie win at home feel the same as seeing it in person? And what will David do with his newfound alone time?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes discuss Tokyo's State of Emergency that eliminated fans from the Tokyo Olympic Games. Will the lack of crowd noise destroy sports as we know it? Should Japan have just had their fans in the stands to provide a competitive advantage? And will COVID spread through Olympic Village like so many STDs?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes recount the Detroit Tigers strike of 1912 where a ragtag team of misfits played in their place. Did Ty Cobb almost kill a fan and still turn out to be a hero to his team? Was the Mighty Ducks based in reality? And how bad must baseball players have been at the time to have a group of random players actually do okay playing in the big leagues? Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfspo...
On this episode, your heroes talk to NFL veteran Mark Pattison and his sherpa 'Jimbo' about his near-deadly climb of Mt. Everest. Did Mark Pattison climb the mountain all by himself (except for the sherpa)? Did he actually save lives while almost losing his own? And will rich white people finally stop climbing this stupid mountain putting the lives of themselves and their sherpas at risk because they want bragging rights amongst their rich white friends? Make sure to subscribe on all m...
On this episode, your heroes captured real audio of Joe Biden hosting the LA Dodgers at the White House. Does Joe Biden know anything about the Dodgers? Will the Dodgers humor Joe Biden not knowing anything about the Dodgers ? And where the hell was Doug during this whole thing?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
On this episode, your heroes captured candid audio on a flight to the Tokyo Olympics between an Olympic rower and skateboarder. Will they maintain their strict diets when they travel? Do skateboarders even train or do they just kind of happen? And how much weed do rowers smoke?Make sure to subscribe on all major podcast platforms, follow us on Twitter @SportsmenPod, and e-mail us at twoandahalfsportsmen@gmail.com
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