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Dumb People with Terrible Ideas

Dumb People with Terrible Ideas

Author: Eric Gray

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The only podcast in the world that makes smart people laugh and dumb people learn. It’s like the movie trailer guy got a PhD in Economics, and then went to open-mike night at the Comedy Store.
In each episode, your brilliant and handsome narrator guides you through a single well-researched story of dumb people, stupid ideas, occasional sound effects, and 25 clever turns of phrase.
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Trumped! The Musical

Trumped! The Musical

2024-03-2836:48

To my knowledge, there has never been a musical about our nation’s 45th President. Enjoy this unauthorized biography of Donald Trump's very public life- perhaps the most famous American in the past 40 years.Until today. Full lyrics available at EricExplains.com1:00 Swagger My Son2:04 Too Many Kids2:50 Young Donald4:36 Sir Swagger (Ivana's Theme)5:48 Fred's Dead7:14 Harder Than I Thought9:14 What's Her Name Again?10:47 I Got Divorced 11:28 House Of Cards13:10 I'm Back!15:05 Calling16:03 The Apprentice to the President17:34 "Quotes"19:04 Hey MotherF*ckers (I Won)19:45 Hey MotherF*ckers (I Won - Reprise)20:20 Covid's Wrecking Me22:21 The Cure23:55 Election Night #225:11 Sleepy Joe Biden27:05 With Proof29:08 Ouch! I Did It Again31:52 Impartial Court System33:46 Just Middle Age (Big Finale)
Lauren Boebert

Lauren Boebert

2024-02-2920:42

Let’s unravel the enigma that is Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, a woman whose political strategy is 'shoot first, ask questions never.' From her bold stance on the 2nd Amendment, getting grabby in community theatres, and trolling the libs on social media, it’s clear that she’s a handful. I mean, seriously, she’s a handful. Just ask her Beetlejuice date.
Imagine an amusement park that turns fun into a full-contact sport! Imagine a place where safety regulations are about as rare as a unicorn sighting! New Jersey's Action Park may have had its quirks and dangers, but it also had a certain charm. It was a place where you could challenge fate *AND* explore the physical limits of the human body. If you left with all your limbs intact, you were one of the lucky ones!Buy the book on Action Park from Andy Mulvihill here (affiliate link) https://amzn.to/3sW26bl
Let this audacious audio adventure be your guide to naughty shortcuts, sneaky tricks, and downright deplorable maneuvers from humanity's dark side. From getting freebies to swindling your way up the ladder, there's no telling what wicked wonders await you. Caution: for entertainment purposes only, folks, because using these life hacks might land you in a heap of trouble. Remember, when it comes to unethical life hacks...karma's lurking around every corner!
Dollar General

Dollar General

2023-07-1220:33

Let’s take a whirlwind tour through the land of impulse buys and questionable merchandise! Where else you gonna purchase 50-cent socks, Billy Bass and a jar of Vaseline all in the same trip? From the cluttered aisles to the mispriced snacks, Dollar General has perfected the art of cutting costs while providing a steady stream of new recruits into Heaven. Named the #1 retailer for folks who like to watch “Cops” in real-time, Dollar General has worked hard to garner their own podcast episode. Bravo, DG. You earned it.
Let's talk about the worst business decisions of all time. Even the most successful companies can sometimes make truly boneheaded moves. Cringe with your honey-voiced Narrator as we dive into the world of epic business blunders- the type of multi-million dollar mistakes that drive the best brands in America STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay writes things that make people laugh on Fiverr. Reach out to him here or read his excellent writing at Medium. Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you wish to use him to read words in a precise order for money, just click here.
Elon Musk Part 2

Elon Musk Part 2

2023-03-0822:23

SEASON 3 DEBUT :) This is the second episode on Elon Musk, concentrating solely on Twitter- which is enough material for 14 more episodes if we wanted.Blue checkmarks! Free speech! Spikes in racism and broken tweets, all managed by a man with billions of dollars and zero understanding of human beings. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay writes things that make people laugh on Fiverr. Reach out to him here or read his excellent writing at Medium. Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you wish to use him to read words in a precise order for money, just click here.
Elon Musk Part 1

Elon Musk Part 1

2022-11-0916:38

Elon Musk is the richest man in the world. He's also weird as heck. And while we all appreciate his unique perspective, we should *ALSO* appreciate that a really smart guy can also be a grade-A a**hole. Dude acts like he invented electricity, that's wack though, yo?Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay writes things that make people laugh on Fiverr. Reach out to him here or read his excellent writing at Medium. Or don't, I dunno, I'm not the boss of you. Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you wish to use him to read words in a precise order for money, just click here.
We just gonna take a brief spin around the Election Day desk, describing distressing details detailing our damn democracy doing it's darnest to descend down the drain.Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
Hunter Biden

Hunter Biden

2022-10-1818:03

Come in and settle forth, knaves, where ye Narrator details a story on Hunter Biden, his work history, his decision-making, and perhaps a joke or two. Your Narrator really strikes the balance between facts and *more facts* this episode, as you'll enjoy stories of nakedness, cocaine and banging prostitutes BUT ALSO LEARN ABOUT POLITICS<<< AND PARENTHOOD!Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice for a boner pill commercial, just click here.
America has a war going on with poor folks- not that they're particularly well-funded mind you, but we hate helping these broke jokers, while we love backing up fat stacks of sweet cash to people that have plenty of dough already. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice for a boner pill commercial, just click here.
Herschel Walker is running for the US Senate after a lifetime of scoring touchdowns and spawning athletic children, some of whom he still remembers.He's America's greatest athlete! And America's greatest food processor! And FBI agent. And Valedictorian. And Herschel Walker's abortion payments are just the cost of doing business when you're the best in the world at everything you do.Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice for a boner pill commercial, just click here.
When school shootings are commonplace and our best solution is 'give the school librarian a Glock!', we realize that our leaders cannot solve America's biggest problem- There are too many idiots with access to too-powerful weapons.No poopie jokes in this episode! BOO! But your Narrator (a very skilled and attentive lover) still provides a healthy dose of facts, opinion and insightful wordplay that guarantees you will win the lottery *immediately* after listening to this podcast. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice for a boner pill commercial, just click here.
Let's look at the Google algorithm, and the mysterious process by which keywords become associated with this moral and upstanding media podcast nugget. Technology will someday take over the world, but these 'search terms' don't belong anywhere near this sincere and honest podcast, I promise. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
Sometimes, we need a helping hand- like this fella on Reddit that has a real humdinger when his landlord starts acting creepy and leaving odd notes everywhere. OR IS IT A GHOST?! It all gets sorted out in the end, because of a complete stranger. ...and speaking of helping hands, Scott Johnson of the podcast "What Was That Like" makes an appearance. His podcast is truly excellent. Find out more at his website WhatWasThatLike.com.
Madison Cawthorn

Madison Cawthorn

2022-05-2617:39

The soon-to-be former Representative of North Carolina, Madison Cawthorn, has done more since breakfast than you've done your entire life. Between fussin', fightin', fornicatin' and destroying the two main methods of public transportation, he's a five-star man... caught in a world full of emasculated males who obey speeding laws and sexual consent. SAD!Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
Nickelback

Nickelback

2022-05-1317:21

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... is that the *perfect* place for a Nickelback concert? There's a decent chance that this podcast episode will make you wildly rich and successful, and again, make all of your wildest dreams come true. And if it doesn't, blame Nickelback. Everything bad is their fault anyways AMIRITE?
Instead of messing up teachers, students, gay people and the state of Florida *individually*, Governor Ron DeSantis decides he's gonna mess 'em up en masse, like when you want to delete a file from your home computer and instead opt to wipe the whole hard drive. Come to Florida! Where sterling beaches and amazing weather clash with the Presidential aspirations of a man who once acquired PTSD from a "Will & Grace" episode. Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
Will Smith's Slap

Will Smith's Slap

2022-04-0818:53

When Will Smith went slap-happy against Chris Rock, it was a moment of extreme sadness for Hollywood. Immediately, tinsel-town realized it's problem, and decided to disband the Oscars for the good of humanity. Not really. The show must go on, right? Even if one of our hosts got assaulted by the best male actor, hey, we got ad slots to fill.Priorities, people. It goes like this:1 - Alopecia2 - The Oscars3 - Chris Rock's safety
The world watches in shock and disgust as two powers go to war, causing untold unnecessary casualties. There are no poop jokes in this episode but there *is* a fart joke NEXT TIME I PROMISE TO DO BETTER WITH THE POOPIES.Co-written by TeeJay Small. Teejay does comedy writing on Fiverr. Reach out to him on Fiverr here or read his excellent writing at Medium.Your Narrator does voiceover work on Fiverr. If you need to purchase his deep and resonant voice, just click here.
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