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An Aussie and NYCer talk worldly happenings, sex, relationships and earthly entertainment! Your hosts Heath and Gretchen (Heathen) met in Australia on 10 February 2021 and moved in together the next day. Join Heathen on their lovescapades! New episode drops Mondays in the US / Tuesdays in AUS on all pod platforms! Music by Nathan O. Wills
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G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen have to move again and are here with the update! It will be the 9th time Gretchen moves in a 36 month period!Heathen also discusses the concept of humans being brands; why they feel bad for Kanye; and how to get a passport for a three week old!Heathen Down Under hits 52 episodes next week! Tune in now to hear Heathen's early thoughts about the past 12 months and plans for the big finale as well as season two!
Heathen is here this week with baby passport updates and the low down about bartering sperm down under! Heath and Gretchen also discuss the Australian Netflix mystery known as Byron Baes!Heather further talks giraffe-like asteroids, Tom Brady's fake retirement and why they love Dolly putting ice on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Hear about the history of Chico Rolls and current state of post baby sex play!G'day!
Heathen delves into Anna Delvy this week and respect for her scamming ways! We also talk about the inherent human quality of being contradictions and what postpartum no sex life is like!Tune in to hear why Gretchen won't be wearing a Paris Hilton tracksuit and what's been happening in the land of corrupt Aussie politicians!
Heathen returns following week one of baby life to educate everyone about Japanese Lactation Bars! Gretchen quizzes Heath on sucking titties in pubs and whether or not this should rightfully become a paid gig for chicks getting their boob milk guzzled!Eastern Australia is under water at the moment and Heathen is here to update the world about our friends to the south currently sitting on rooftops waiting to be rescued!In this week's "not financial advice" segment, Heathen talks about buying the dip when the CEO of a company gets caught on camera smoking ice in random Asian lands! Heathen also talks about how they love Paris Hilton even though she's low key an old white dude sitting at a board table.Enjoy!
It's story time this week Heathens! Gretchen and Heath introduce their baby boy Jack to all! Heathen also discloses the best and worst parts of being pregnant; what it's like to have an exorcism in the delivery room; and highlights of getting nitrous drunk!Gretchen chats about paying back for the perfect pregnancy with a hellfire labour that involved carts of clowns and piles of sheeple. Heath offers insight to observing an inadvertent natural childbirth and his views on dealing with doctors as well as those of his lovely wife!Our baby has arrived! Twitter: @HeathenDownUndaTikTok: @HeathendDownUnderInstagram: @HeathenDownUnder_
Happy Valentine's Week Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back and sharing some worst date stories in honour of the Love Day!Gretchen tells the true story of getting legit catfished by a Frenchmen in Manhattan and Heath discusses dating app filters and what happens when they go too far!Heathen also gets into the complexities of being interesting and having to create pseudonyms to accommodate the social constructs around boxing people into stereotypes. They talk about a horny Texan on Aussie reality TV; how inducing labor is coming along; and the recent auction of the world's most expensive cut diamond!Welcome back to this week's talk show! Reviews and subscriptions are always appreciated! Love!Twitter: @heathendownundaTikTok: @heathendownunderInsta: @heathendownunder_
G'day Heathens! Welcome to episode 46 of Heathen Down Under! This week we talk why we think Joe Rogan is racist AF; not being mad at the Tinder Swindler; and various rituals we've performed to shake our baby out!Heathen also gives a MAFS update and shares how the phenomena weighs up in the realm of international entertainment and Aussie television ratings!Heath and Gretchen further cover monarchy slut scandals; podcasts that end with porn star sex; and commissioning an airplane to fly down the eastern Australian seaboard for the Heathen Down Under season two jump off!Buckle up!Twitter: @HeathenDownUndaTikTok: @HeathenDownUnderInsta: @HeathenDownUnder_
G'day Heathens! Episode 45 is here and Heath and Gretchen are in the middle of an Australian heatwave! Shout out to all of our North American friends buried in snow!Join Heathen as we share a scary Australian Spider story from the week and delve into Neil Young hating Joe Rogan! We send a big shout out out to pregnant Rhi Rhi and provide an update on the scary Karen lurking in our neighbourhood!Also this week, we touch base about Tik Tok and recently surrounding dramas; some political banter from AUS & NYC; and a big shout out to chicks marrying disgusting men for a bag! Plus we talk the premiere of this year's Aussie MAFS and new No Clapping laws!Enjoy!Join us on the socials and five star our ass!TikTok: @HeathenDownUnderTwitter: @HeathenDownUndaInsta: @HeathenDownUnder_
Happy week Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back talking about sex in hospital delivery rooms; the relocation of racist piles of copper; and why everyone is pissed off about Australia Day!Join Heathen as they reflect on the hot NFL happenings right now; how they feel about the Jamie Lynn Spears drama; and the epic cryptocurrency crash! Heath shares his thoughts on Adele crying about Las Vegas and Gretchen taps in about the latest happenings in audio pornography.Half naked TikToks, dictionary updates and music biographies are also on the table!Play with us on the socials!Twitter: @HeathenDownUndaTikTok: @HeathenDownUnderInsta: @HeathenDownUnder_
Welcome to episode 43 Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here to tell you about getting attacked this week by an Australian Karen in the wild!Join us to hear about our favourite podcast episode of the week and spending time with our new friends on Talkin Sex Live with Chet and Diane!Heathen also covers weekly goss like Kanye's BD Petey clap back and Drake's hot sauce drama. We also throw back to Lorena Bobbit's epic slice. Enjoy!! xoxoxTwitter: @HeathenDownUndaTikToK: @HeathenDownUnderInsta: @HeathenDownUnder_
Welcome to episode 42 Heathens! We're live from the professional studio once again!Join us to hear about our very first guest spot coming up later this week on the Talkin Sex Live with Chet and Diane show! We also delve into the complexities of werewolf sex and the do's and don'ts of hooking up with strangers online!Gretchen and Heath share an Australian cyclone update; give all the inside information about the current Serbian tennis player drama down under and reflect on our most recent social media win!Heathen also addresses why older women dating younger men is sexier than vice versa and celebrity stalking in New York City! Bang bang!!
Happy New Year Heathens! Gretchen and Heath are here discussing Miley's top falling off in Florida and WTF was going on in Times Square this New Year's Eve! We talk about fireworks from our front yard and making out into the New Year!Heathen chit chats about the latest repercussions of the JK Rowling scandal, the capitalistic heartbeat of YouTube and what crypto currency we like rocking in to 2022! We also cover Antonio Brown running off the field!Hear about the podcasts we love this week, the latest cyclone saga of Australia and how we're rolling into 2022! Bang Bang!!
Happy last show of 2021 Heathens!Heath and Gretchen are wrapping up the year sharing our highlights and lowlights of 2021! We discuss the James Franco interview, why Amber Heard's dog name is stupid and how to take a proper mugshot!Heathen also throws back to the Anthony Weiner scandal, gives an update about breaking onto Sofia Franklyn's podcast and reflects on how our first calendar year of podcasting has gone down!Get ready for 2022 Heathens! Love and kisses for everyone who has joined us in 2021! Yeow!!PS: Here's the cookie recipe! https://bit.ly/3HkyNBl
G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are here spinning episode 39 out of a professional studio this week and sounding sexy AF!Join Heathen for the goss about the Australian government printing health advertisements that feature B grade celebrities with needles pointing at their head! We also give weekly updates including judgemental market dwellers and stuffed mushroom tips!Heathen shares our perspectives about the TikTok ASMR fad and what made our exes bat shit crazy! This includes naked felons hanging out of apartment windows on 9th Avenue in Hell's Kitchen NYC!Welcome back!
Happy Tuesday Heathens!Episode 38 has arrived and Heath and Gretchen reveal the TRUTH about our RELATIONSHIP and being pregnant 10 weeks after we met!Heathen also covers our trip away this week, eating camel cheese and our views and feelings about pregnancy porn and naked preggo pics! Tune in and hear about the tragedy of small town Tindering; how no sex tapes are ever actually leaked; and how Heath feels about celebrity sex videos!
G'day Heathens!Welcome to another Tuesday pow wow! This week, Heathen shares our feelings about the journey of Colton's coming out that we watched on Netflix and actually made through!Gretchen also shares her memories of Russians in New York City, which include being roofied and debatably almost kidnapped! Heathen also discusses the current company in St Petersburg who might want Gretchen to write for them.Heathen covers another home inspection post the pseudo eviction; what hanging around with Wall Street chiefs was like; and how we agree with everyone who says that Tristan Thompson is a dirt bag!Enjoy, lovers!
Hola mundano Heathens!Heath and Gretchen are here for week 36 to share the latest life-ly highlights; what's on our mind; and how to correctly send a dick pic!Heathen shares our feelings following the library cancelling our podcast recording dreams; Gretchen's fond memories of phone sex; and the latest Australian fetish scandal!Find us on the socials so we can talk shit!https://twitter.com/HeathenDownUndahttps://www.tiktok.com/@heathendownunder
Happy Tuesday Heathens!This week Heath and Gretchen talk about why we reckon Adele is skating on thin ice! Gretchen also dissects whether or not she's going to get cancelled for liking the new Kid Rock song and Heath provides background about the latest Aussie cricket scandal and ensuing texts!Heathen further shares our nitrous goals; where to get the best pre-made pizza crusts in Australia (it's not what you think!); and what the Queensland State Government spelt wrong this week!
Welcome to episode 34 Heathens!Heath and Gretchen are here to tell everyone about how to get busy in the blue skies of Vegas and which rock and roll stars are publically pissing down throats this week!Heathen offers further information about how to drink now and pay later in Australia; how terrible the pizza down here is and what that means for pregnant women from NYC; and a throwback to when the government dished out cash to the Aussie people and we spent it all on hookers, blackjack and booze!Gretchen further advises why she hearts Sia as well as cancel culture!
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