Don't Make It Weird

If you've ever wondered whether an elephant is more akin to a dog or a cat, or if you've found yourself lost in the peculiarities of Australian slang, buckle up for this wild literary escapade. With the brilliant Dzintra (Zee) Sullivan in the mix, we're throwing the rulebook out the window and serving up a feast of storytelling with a side of irreverent humor. From character games that will have you guessing alongside us to a hearty debate on the hierarchy of potato dishes, this episode has it all - including a pinch of philosophy and a sprinkle of survival tips.Step right up for a comedic guessing game that explores which literary characters capture the hearts of authors worldwide, featuring a lineup from Frodo Baggins to Cinderella. But it's not just about the iconic characters; we're also tearing down the curtains to reveal the oddities and quirks within the English language and storytelling. Zee leads the charge with her insights into character development and the colorful world of indie publishing, making this episode a treasure trove for writers and readers alike.We're rounding off the shenanigans with a foray into the world of cringe-worthy erotic literature. Be forewarned, it's as hilariously uncomfortable as it sounds. And for the pièce de résistance, Zee tackles the ultimate challenge of pitching her "Days of Death" series in a single heartbeat. So, if you're ready for a good chuckle and a peek behind the literary curtain with a crew that doesn't take themselves too seriously, pull up a chair and lend us your ears. You're in for quite the show.Dzintra Sullivan's Website: https://www.booksbydzintra.com/Dzintra on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DzintraSullivanSupport the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Daniel and Dinasaurus, your beloved raconteurs, are back to whisk you through a whirlwind of absurdities and heartfelt realness in this week's brand new episode of Don't Make It Weird. This time, Producer Sean forgot to record the footage for the first 20 minutes. OOPS!From Dina's quick-witted recap of what we missed, to Danq's progressive shirt unbuttoning, we explore the lighter side of our week, peppered with nostalgic dives into Neopets and Webkins. And when life throws curveballs in the form of family emergencies and pet predicaments, we tackle them head-on, proving that humor can be the best medicine.As the conversation takes a turn through the chaos of the Word Association Game, you'll witness our brains zigzag from the great outdoors to the enigmatic Mike Jones, all while we try (and often spectacularly fail) to stick to the rules. But it's not all fun and games—when writer's block rears its ugly head, we lay bare our souls and share the survival tactics that keep our pens moving. Whether it's a detour onto Reddit or embracing a new muse, we shed light on the conundrums of the creative process, with a side of our signature wit.Hold onto your seats, because the ride gets wilder as we dial up Stevie Wildcard for an uproarious chat about dinosaur-human romances (you read that right) and the intricate details of the cloaca. This chapter isn't for the faint of heart, but it's guaranteed to leave you in stitches—or at least with an eyebrow raised in intrigue. From poignant pet anecdotes to crafting the perfect conspiracy theory with friends, Don't Make It Weird is a melting pot of the peculiar and profound. Support the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Ever found yourself in the aftermath of a shower, faced with a toilet disaster that has you contemplating life choices? Yeah, us too—and we're spilling it all in this episode! Join Daniel and Dinasaurus, along with our quick-witted Producer Sean, as we navigate through the murky waters of bathroom blunders with a side of Sunny D Vodka Seltzers. Prepare to cringe and chuckle as we share stories that are just too outrageous to keep to ourselves.Bathroom humor aside, we're taking the plunge into the untold tales behind Disney classics, offering a fresh and comical take on 'The Little Mermaid' and the myths surrounding sex education in animation. Dina's Tiktok Conspiracy Corner might just have you questioning reality—or at least, the reality of social media. Plus, we're giving some much-deserved shoutouts to our community, so don't miss out on your chance to be part of the weird and wonderful banter!Wrapping up with a game of 'Weird Definitions,’ where we try our hand at guessing the meanings of the most bizarre words we can find—let's just say, our vocabulary may never be the same again. And as if that wasn't enough, we're ending with a spirited debate over the proper measurement of shots, because let's face it, size does matter—when it comes to your drinks, that is. So, grab a beverage (measured correctly, please) and settle in for an episode full of unexpected twists, gut-busting laughter, and a bit of learning on the side. Cheers, weirdos!Support the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Grab your Santa hat and a cold pint of Death Raptor because this holiday special of our podcast is like the weirdest, wildest office Christmas party you've never attended – but always wished you had. Planned entirely by Dinasaurus, as scandalous and spirited as ever in her holiday get-up, we take you through a winter wonderland of topics, from the moral ambiguity of Christmas movie tropes to the chaos of outfit changes and technical gremlins that tested our festive fortitude. And let's not forget our special guests, Alexander James, Rance and Bob Denton, and our bestest friend Jess The Mess, who brought their own brands of merry mischief and reflections to our Christmas special.Every holiday has its traditions, and ours apparently includes playing drinking games with impossible rules, honoring our lost friend in the most 'us' way possible, and speculating if Santa is indeed the tallest elf in the grotto. We also delve into the reality of multitasking as parents during the holidays – because nothing says Christmas like pumping while podcasting. From contemplating whether we'd rather spend Christmas trapped in Mariah Carey's holiday album or kissing the Grinch, to sharing our personal favorite festive films and traditions, this episode is a sleigh ride through the quirks and quintessentials of yuletide cheer.Wrap up your season with our Christmas cocktail of jokes that'll have you deciding whether to belly laugh or facepalm. To bring it home, Sean, Jess, Rance, Alex, and Dina bring their own stories and humor to the table, making for a podcast episode that's more stuffed than your stocking. Whether we're paying tribute to a beloved friend with a cringe-worthy reading or two, or debating the finer points of Trader Joe's holiday offerings, this is one holiday gathering you won't soon forget. So pull up an armchair, pour another glass of that eggnog, and join us for a festive foray into laughter, camaraderie, and the unexpected joys of the season.Support the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Ever found yourself pondering the peculiar color change of soggy clothes or which insurance plan Lightning McQueen prefers? Well, your curiosities are about to be sated as we, Daniel Quigley and Dinasaurus, guide you through an episode that's anything but ordinary. With the whimsically wonderful Sarah Eriksen, a master of the written word and gaming extraordinaire, we traverse the landscapes of holiday hilarity, pop culture puzzles, and literary labyrinths. Sarah even gives us a glimpse into her "Treacherous Havens," sharing the origins and ethical intricacies laced within its post-apocalyptic world.Brace yourselves for an episode where Star Wars meets Pokémon in a crossover so chaotic it might just break the internet. Picture this: a T-Rex noshing on Frodo, golden fish Pokémon materializing out of nowhere, and the ultimate face-off with a colossal Jar Jar Binks. The madness doesn't end there—Sarah recounts her real-life romantic quest that began in the virtual fields of World of Warcraft and whisked her away to the land down under. Our conversation jets from the fantastical to the creation of our own narratives, the joy of 'pantsing' our way through storytelling, and the pivotal moments that shape our characters and worlds.Ending on a note that's both humorous and heartwarming, we navigate the craft of world-building and character complexity before diving headfirst into a cringe-worthy erotica reading that even our own Producer Sean can't unhear. Whether you're here for the laughs, the creative insights, or the sheer unpredictability of our topics, this episode of Don't Make It Weird offers a treasure trove of entertainment. So, come join us and the ever-engaging Sarah Eriksen for a podcast experience that promises to tickle your funny bone and ignite your imagination.Support the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Trigger/Content Warning: The upcoming discussion delves into topics related to religious beliefs, strict traditional gender roles, sexual abuse, and practices that some may find restrictive or controversial. Please practice good self-care, and proceed with caution if you're sensitive to such subjects or consider skipping this segment entirely if it might be distressing to you.Have you ever wondered about the bizarre yet relatable fears of parenting? Like teaching your little ones to blow their noses or losing your shirt to a mutant moth strain in Florida? Buckle up for a wild ride as we traverse a myriad of topics from the amusing to the mysterious, including an intriguing conspiracy theory about Taylor Swift's relationship with Travis Kelce. But it's not all fun and games today. Brace yourselves as we steer the conversation towards a darker realm, the world of religious cults, specifically the Independent Fundamental Baptist Church. We reveal the underbelly of these sects, with Dina, sharing her personal experiences of growing up in a rigid and punitive environment. Unravel the threads of the Duggar family's rise to fame, their intersection with the IFB and IBLP belief system, and the profound implications of their religious convictions for gender roles, discipline, and control.In the final stretch of our discourse, we confront the chilling reality of child abuse within independent churches and the lack of accountability that lets the culprits slip through the justice net. We address the damaging effects of purity culture and the urgency for victims' voices to be heard and validated. Through it all, we emphasize the vital need to hold abusers accountable, regardless of their status as religious leaders. So, tune in for an enlightening journey that promises to challenge your perspectives in this, the first of a 4-part miniseries where we watch and discuss the Shiny Happy People documentary and compare it to Dina's experiences in the IFB. Check out part one, The One Where Dina Escapes A Cult, right here!: https://youtu.be/ZNz5QIhr9g0?si=i1p27g0PcQe8SRXhSupport the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Ready for a wild ride of romance, whimsy, and hilarity? We buckle up with Shannon Bright, a mastermind auto body technician and romance novelist, who's here to turbocharge our adventure. Shannon opens up about juggling her love for auto work and crafting swoon-worthy love stories, giving us a sneak peek into her upcoming book, Every Wish Way.We rev things up with a thrilling game of 'Red Flags', helping our single friend navigate the twists and turns of the dating world with Shannon, our romance expert in the driver's seat. As we explore potential suitors' attributes and deal-breakers, things take a hilarious turn, leaving us bursting into laughter. And just when you thought we were taking a pit stop, we delve into some absurd yet amusing debates, including the eternal mystery - how many holes does a straw really have?Riding high on the waves of humor and romance, we switch gears to discuss Shannon's groundbreaking book. She shares the roadmaps and roadblocks of her writing journey, flipping the conventional romance tropes on their head, and how she reimagined modern love in 2023. And as we approach the finish line, we swerve into the humorous side road of cringeworthy erotic literature. So join us, as we navigate through this rollercoaster ride of love, laughter, and life's absurdities.Check out all of Shannon's stuff, including her rom-com Every Wish Way right here!: https://linktr.ee/shannonbwritesSupport the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Get ready for a roller-coaster episode as we welcome N.J. (Nick) Alexander, the brilliant mind behind the epic fantasy, FOGBOUND, and The Intern of the Goddamn Gamecube Podcast. We're delving deep into Dina's Tiktok Conspiracy Corner, discussing claims that nuclear test footage is fabricated – is it reality or just another conspiracy theory?Prepare to chuckle (or not!) as we challenge our funny bones in 'You Laugh You Die: Pickup Lines edition'. Can Nick and the team keep a straight face or will they succumb to seduction? Nick then takes us on a chilling journey, recounting a family vacation to Canada that becomes a web of horror - quite literally!From spine-tinglers to spuds, join us in uncovering the layered secrets of the humble potato. Watch out! Nick's got a drink in hand, and the Buffalo rules mean he might just have to down it before the end of the show.Literary lovers are in for a treat as Nick offers an exclusive reading from FOGBOUND, revealing a slice of his enchanting universe. And if you think that's where the surprises end, hold onto your seats! Our Cringey Copulation segment presents Nick, bravely (or regrettably?) reading from Leonard Delaney's cheeky 'Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2)'. Tune in for revelations, uproarious moments, and a dose of the unexpected!N.J. Alexander on Twitter: https://twitter.com/nick_a_writesGoddamn Gamecube Podcast: https://twitter.com/goddamngamecubeSupport the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Prepare yourself, listeners, for an episode filled with wild anecdotes, laughter, and intellectual discussions as we welcome back our fan-favorite guest, author and culinary pro, Alexander James. In honor of the release of his long-anticipated horror novel, The Woodkin, we have a thrilling chat about his writing journey, dinner evaluations, and some outlandish conspiracy theories. From his childhood bicycle accident involving a Mercedes and firing Dina's cannon, to the wild theory linking Britney Spears and the World Trade Center, we promise a rollercoaster ride of an episode.Embark on a hilarious journey as we hear about Alex's quarantine-before-it-was-cool experience, complete with amusing anecdotes about Boudreux's Butt Paste and deep fried hush puppy donuts. But don't worry, we mix the humor with insightful conversations as we delve into Alex's thoughts on consciousness and deep discussions on the themes of arrogance and vulnerability in his novel's protagonist, Josh. We promise to keep you hooked with our heated debate about Fern Gully, the Muppets, and Sesame Street, along with an engaging conspiracy theory about Mr. Rogers and his biker gang tattoos.And for the grand finale, listeners, you're in for a treat as we feature a reading from chapter one of Alex's novel. Plus, in a cheeky twist, we explore some of the most cringy erotic literature in history from a very special author, read by Alex (for the last time!). So get comfortable, prepare for laughter, and join us on this wild ride through literature, conspiracy theories, and more!You can buy THE WOODKIN by Alexander James RIGHT NOW!: https://a.co/d/9Cgin6HCheck out Critically Stupid, an improv comedy real-play Dungeons & Dragons podcast hosted by Alexander James:  https://youtube.com/@critstupidFollow Alexander James on social media:Twitter: https://x.com/DrunkScribeTikTok: https://tiktok.com/@DrunkScribeInstagram: https://instagram.com/drunkscribewritesSupport the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Ever wondered how Donald Trump's peculiar orange hue could be linked to time travel? Or how risqué literature could be hilariously compared to electronics and cheap wine? Join your favorite weirdos, Daniel and Dinasaurus, as we have a riot of a time with our multi-talented friend, Uncle Bobbo, exploring it all, and so much more. Our conversation whirls around Uncle Bobbo's passion for theater, and his humorous talent for distinguishing cryptids from, well... dicks. We tackle the mystery of time travel, the eccentricities of the game 'Only Up', and our very own version of Good Mythical Morning's SNEAK ATTACK game. Thought playwriting was all serious business? Think again! We dissect this art form, touching upon common mistakes, the impact of technology, and even witness an unplanned demonstration of the reverse wine claw!As laughter ensues, we delve into the darker side of theater, narrating the troubling story of Uncle Bobbo's father the Sex Pest. Yet, we never lose our humor as we dive into some racy literature discussions and even manage to lighten the mood with a lively debate on erotic literature. Wrapping up, we get a sneak peek into Bobbo's thrilling plans for his annual musical production and his upcoming horror convention, Shock-o-Con. So grab a drink, sit back, and enjoy the weird, wild, and wicked fun!Follow Bobbo on Twitter: https://x.com/SpaceFunkyBOB and https://x.com/TheQBCPodcastCheck out the Quarantine Book Club Podcast here: https://thequarantinebookclub.comFor more information on Evil Dead: The Musical: https://deerinthespotlight.comFor more information about Shock-O-Con, Bobbo's horror convention: https://shockocon.comSupport the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Caught yourself wondering about the rising ebook prices lately? Well, you're not alone! Get ready for an amusing exploration of the ebook industry, its soaring prices, and how it affects both keen readers and diligent authors. Stick around for a captivating spoken poem via voicemail by Stevie Wildcard from the 'We Have Issues' podcast, and let's revel in the realm of words and stories together.Buckle up as we plunge into the enigmatic world of conspiracy theories. From the high-profile personality hiding their baby to the existence of extraterrestrial life, we've got it all covered! Also on the menu is an engaging chat about our much-anticipated book launch party for 'Thunderstruck', and some exclusive nuggets about our show. Stay tuned for a 'Bookish Edition' of the popular game 'Never Have I Ever' and a deep-dive discussion on the merits of bundling paperback and ebooks.As we approach the end of this exciting journey, we'll poke around some inspiring ideas to uplift the ebook industry and the intriguing genre of erotic literature. So, come along and revel in a whirlwind of captivating conversations, enlightening insights, and a good dose of laughter!You can pre-order Daniel's book THUNDERSTRUCK now!: https://www.lostboyspress.com/shop-bookstore/p/thunderstruckDolly Parton's Imagination Library: https://imaginationlibrary.com/Support the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Prepare to enter a realm of laughter, mystery, and intrigue as Alexander James, Appe-TEASER and soon-to-be-published author of THE WOODKIN, graces the Don't Make It Weird Podcast once again. He brings us tales from his journey to publication, his Dungeons & Dragons improv comedy podcast Critically Stupid, and even a little insight into his experience with our drinking game known as Buffalo. We even make space for a sneak peek into the saucy working title for his sex tape. Brace yourselves for a lighthearted journey filled with signature humor, cheeky revelations, and much more!Take a detour with us as we delve into conspiracy theories, celebrity lookalikes, and the curious case of Keanu Reeves' alleged immortality. Is it linked to Emperor Charlemagne's membership in the Illuminati? Is Chris Gaines really Garth Brooks' alter ego? But that's not all! We crack open the taboo vault to explore turn-offs and unsexy things in the bedroom – from societal views on massage to the contentious six-pack debate. Our conversation takes a serious turn when we discuss the challenges of transitioning from an artist to a salesman in the publishing industry. Alex shares his firsthand experiences, revealing insider tips on marketing, professional branding, and the value of connecting with small bookstores.As we wrap up, prepare to descend into the bizarre depths of creepy erotic literature with our Cringey Copulation segment. Indulge in our discussion on the garish spectrum of literature, from Wendy Parriam's SPEAK SOFTLY to Richard E. Grant's BY DESIGN. Come along for a rollercoaster ride as we navigate the wild and wonderful world of publishing, celebrity conspiracy theories, and uncanny bedroom pre ferences. Don't miss out on this hilarious, revealing, and occasionally weird episode!Alexander James on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DrunkScribeCheck out Alex's real-play D&D podcast Critically Stupid: https://youtube.com/@critstupidReserve your copy of The Woodkin by Alexander James HERE: https://www.amazon.com/Woodkin-Alexander-James/dp/0744302358Support the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

It's DMIW #90, and are those whispers of conspiracy theories getting to you, too? Well, quench your thirst for curiosity-fueling narratives as we navigate the murky waters of Wayfair and Wal-mart's alleged child trafficking scandal. Join us, along with our special guest, the Zany Zephyr of Zebrasaurus, as we dissect this controversy and discuss the bizarre store policies of a large "hobby" retail chain.Our journey doesn't stop there, though. We take the road less traveled and venture into the complex human psyche as we dissect the difference between genuine concern and self-serving empathy. Who knew checking in on your friends could be such a minefield? And speaking of friends, we have an exciting voicemail from our bestie Fanny T Crispin, introducing us to her enchanting new book 'The Story of Loam.'Now, for the creative souls out there, we're spilling the beans on crafting authentic and compelling characters. We share our experiences, our pitfalls, and our triumphs as we lay bare the intricacies of character creation. From wish fulfillment to characters based on real people, we examine it all. Plus, there's a fun little game of Fantasy Book Trivia (written by someone who doesn't read fantasy) waiting for you. So, tune in, rev up your imagination, and let's make it weird, but not too weird!Support the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

What's that sound? Oh, just the exciting buzz of our first post-baby episode! We're thrilled to have the charismatic Almedia Ryan, author of 'Those Beneath', in the hot seat. Ali opens up about her transformative journey from southeast Texas to the lush landscapes of Montana, her switch from performance art to writing, and the inspiration behind her dark and romantic debut novel. We even toss in a fun drinking game to keep things lively and unpredictable - as usual! We're not stopping at unpredictable though, we're taking a nosedive into downright eccentric as we delve into the peculiar interests of Benjamin Franklin. With our resident expert Allie leading the way, we uncover Franklin's fascination with flatulence (yes, you read that right) and his infamous essay, 'Fart Proudly'. If you're looking for a wild ride, buckle up because we've got debates on flat earthers and ranch dressing, and an emotional story about Ali's late aunt's remains.Finally, we get to the heart of the episode - the creative process behind Ali's riveting book, 'Those Beneath'. Ali opens up about the appeal of Irish mythology in her story, the challenges of blending genres, and how she utilized dialogue to capture relationships. Ali even offers an exclusive reading from the book! To top it off, we present her with the coveted and extremely rare Don't Make a Weird exclusive No-Bell Prize. Don't miss out on this whirlwind of an episode, packed full of laughter, tears, and a whole lot of weirdness! #bookish #booktube #writingcommunity Buy THOSE BENEATH by Almedia Ryan!: https://amzn.to/3XJwNvCYou can fine Almedia Ryan's stuff here: https://linktr.ee/AlmediaRyanSupport the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

In this mind-blowing installment, Dina takes us on a wild journey through her TikTok Conspiracy Corner, uncovering the shocking truth about birds (spoiler alert: they aren't real!) and delving into the mysterious circumstances surrounding Kobe Bryant's tragic death.Prepare for a special treat as Arnold the Bard of Critically Stupid leaves us a voicemail message filled with musical enchantment. You won't want to miss this delightful interlude!Next up, brace yourself for The Sexual Lexicon Challenge. Daniel challenges Dina to guess the horrifying definitions from Urban Dictionary, leading to uproarious and cringe-worthy moments. Can Dina keep her composure as she navigates through the absurdities of modern slang? You can guarantee we won't be playing this game again! *** EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING: This segment contains graphic descriptions of unconventional sexual acts for comedic purposes. Jump ahead to 45:29 if you would like to skip it. ***In this episode's thought-provoking discussion, our hosts delve into the Art of Storytelling. Discover the essential elements that make a story great and learn how writers can skillfully engage their readers using these techniques. Get ready for an insightful exploration of narrative mastery!It's time for Storytime with Dinasaurus, and she recounts a memorable tale: The Wedding I Didn't Want To Attend. Join Dina as she hilariously recounts her continued misadventures with the wine bra and other unexpected surprises at this unconventional celebration.Finally, prepare yourself for Cringey Copulation as Daniel shares a LOOOONG excerpt from the captivating novel ED KING by David Guterson. Brace yourself for a blend of laughter, discomfort, and a touch of secondhand embarrassment as Daniel dives into this cringe-inducing literary experience. #BookTube #Bookish #writingcommunity Check out CRITICALLY STUPID, the comedy, improv, real-play Dungeons & Dragons podcast that we can't get enough of!  https://youtube.com/@critstupid Thank you to the bard Arnold Stevolson for the tremendously touching song on our voicemail in this episode! You can find his secret identity on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AnthonyLaFauci Support the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

Join us for an exciting episode with L. A. (Laurie) Cunningham, author, artist, and adventurer. She serves as the Editor-in-Chief and a writer at ASAP IMAGINATION, and is also a comic book creator with a dark and twisty sense of humor that complements her dark and twisty writing. Among her notable works are the debut comic book series, Sister Grim, the Points of Villainy series, and the dystopian zombie-esque parenting picture book, Babies with Rabies: An ABC Survival Guide.In this episode, we visit Dina's TikTok Conspiracy Corner, we play the dating game Red Flags, and we share funny stories including the time Laurie unleashed her skunked dog onto her parents. Then, Laurie gets steamy with a hilarious reading from Why Are You So Sad? By Jason Porter in our Cringey Copulation segment! Get ready for laughter, games, and fascinating insights into the world of comics and writing. Grab a drink, sit back and enjoy this fun-filled episode!You can find all of Laurie's stuff on her Linktree!: https://linktr.ee/lacunninghamCheck out a reading of her dystopian parenting picture book Babies with Rabies here!: https://youtu.be/CCfFUwyQoF4Support the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

In this week's episode of Don't Make It Weird, we continue the publishing journey of our friend Alexander James! Alex gives us an exclusive Riley-ism in the Accountabilibuddies segment! We play a new game called HOT TAKES! Alex tells us about that time he took a selfie with a wild baby bear in STORYTIME! And we learn about a new superior form of potato thanks to a sexy snippet read by Alex from Black Feathers: Erotic Dreams by Cecilia Tan in this week's CRINGEY COPULATION! #Bookish #Booktube #writingcommunity You can find Alexander James on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DrunkScribeCheck out his Dungeons & Dragons Real-Play Podcast CRITICALLY STUPID! https://youtube.com/@critstupidSupport the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

In this week's episode of DMIW, we get to catch up with the fam! Dinasaurus lets us in on the latest TikTok conspiracies! We get a special message in our voicemail from the bard Arnold from @CritStupid! Sean tells us about some real life stories of when people made it weird from reddit, in THEY MADE IT WEIRD! We have a discussion about the length of your ... book. Dinasaurus fills us in on the ultimate guide to revenge on a cheating ex in STORYTIME! and then she reads us a very intimate excerpt from Touch by Courtney Maum in this week's CRINGEY COPULATION! #Bookish #BookTube #WritingCommunitySpecial shout out to Heath Allyn (@heathallyn) on TikTok! He is responsible for all of the Get Low covers of popular songs that you heard throughout the episode this week. Go follow him there!: https://tiktok.com/@heathallynSupport the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

In this week's episode of Don't Make It Weird, we are joined in the studio by author Christopher Flory! We play a game of TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE! Chris tells us about the world's smallest meth lab in STORYTIME! We chat with him about his series of PAUL DODGE novels, and he reads us an excerpt! Then, he gives us a cold reading of some erotic fiction from OPEN ME by LISA LOCASCIO in this week's CRINGEY COPULATION! #WritingCommunity #BookTube #BookishBuzzfeed "Would You Rather?" Article: https://buzzfeed.com/kellyrissman/dirty-would-you-rather-questionsPaul Dodge is no stranger to the dark side of crime. As a parole agent and a member of the local Sex Crimes Task Force, he knows what depravity lies in the shadows. But when an investigation into a local sexual predator leads him to a photo of a judge's daughter and another young girl ends up dead, Dodge quickly realizes he doesn't know who to trust.In the most dangerous case of his career, Dodge races to detangle a growing web of lies and corruption. His life and career are both on the line in this high-stakes case, and a single misstep could end them both. You can buy TRUST MISPLACED and any of the other Paul Dodge novels by Christopher Flory on Amazon!: https://amzn.to/3okpzkgGuest Links:Follow Chris on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AuthorFlorySupport the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM

In this week's episode of Don't Make It Weird, we are joined in the studio by fantasy author Desideria Mesa! We play a few rounds of WOULD YOU RATHER! Desi tells us about the time she found out she is Mexican in STORYTIME! We learn about a new superior form of potato, PAPAS DESIDERIA! We chat with her about her historical fantasy novel BINDLE PUNK BRUJA, and she reads us an excerpt! Then, she gives us a cold reading of some especially interesting erotic fiction from MR. PEANUT by ADAM ROSS in this week's CRINGEY COPULATION! #WritingCommunity #BookTube #BookishBuzzfeed "Would You Rather?" Article: https://buzzfeed.com/kellyrissman/dirty-would-you-rather-questionsBoardwalk Empire meets The Vanishing Half with a touch of earth magic in this sexy and action-packed historical fantasy set in the luminous Golden Twenties! You can buy BINDLE PUNK BRUJA by Desideria Mesa on Amazon or wherever you buy your books!: https://amzn.to/3nkf0gyGuest Links:Twitter: https://twitter.com/DesideriaMesaTiktok: https://tiktok.com/@DesideriaMesaInstagram: https://instagram.com/desi_mesa YouTube: https://youtube.com/@DesideriaMesaSupport the showDaniel's website: https://dumps4danq.comDina's website: https://dinasaurusd.comYou can find the video presentation of this show on our YouTube channel, and the audio only version on any of your favorite podcast apps!Give us a call on the Don't Make It Weird Hotline and leave us a voicemail message! We just might use your message on a future episode of the show! 347-69-WEIRDDon't Make It Weird Podcast on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dmiwpodcastDaniel on Twitter: http://twitter.com/danqwritesthingDina on Twitter: http://twitter.com/dinasaurusdProducer Sean on Twitter: http://twitter.com/shaceholduMusic Credit:Swing Rabbit ! Swing ! by Amarià https://soundcloud.com/amariamusiqueCreative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported — CC BY 3.0Free Download / Stream: https://bit.ly/al-swing-rabbit-swingMusic promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/lt7fn1NVxQM