A Schmuck and A Hottie

You know what Scarlet is really good at? Putting her foot in her mouth. Disclaimer: this is NOT an educational show. Join your favorite couple as Scarlet forces Ezzra to embrace the Spooky Season with some eerie stories.Did any of these stories make your skin crawl? People Reveal Their Eeriest Experiences No One Believes -https://www.ranker.com/list/eerie-experiences-no-one-believes/amanda-ashley?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=snspost&pgid=128472013912354&utm_campaign=eerie-experiences-no-one-believes&fbclid=IwAR0ESHShHwoV_Qdzb58geTW7iRsqSS_PZeMXNn5vqpI3dIJ9Onp54bwi3E0Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottie

Join Scarlet and Ezzra as they explore the mythology of Sanpaku Eyes. Naturally that leads them down the road of questionable decisions and dead bodies. Do you have Sanpaku Eyes? If so which type do you have?https://wakelet.com/wake/3lqnu7U94Rhttps://www.tofugu.com/japan/sanpaku/Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

Ezzra is starting to realize what exactly Scarlet's knowledge bank really holds. Join Ezzra and Scarlet as they debate shrinking panties and lies we believe in movies.Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottie

Inspired by one of our listeners emails, Scarlet and Ezzra explore the challenges of curb stomping shit down the drain and poop journals. Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:aschmuckandahottie.comEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

What's better a dick microphone or a clit microphone? Join Scarlet, Ezzra, and their guest star Ragnar as they explore the lovely world of Unpopular Opinions. Follow Ragnar - Youtube - Ragnar's TableTwitter - @ericssonragnarLike what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

Join Scarlet and Ezzra as they bring on their first guest host, Ragnar!Follow Ragnar - Youtube - Ragnar's TableTwitter - @ericssonragnarLike what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

We're back madafakas!What's your D&D Alignment? Everyone has a moral compass, but what that moral compass points to can be the difference between helping the little old lady cross the street or robbing her blind. Take your D&D Alignment Test and tell us what you got!  http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.htmlLike what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://aschmuckandahottie.comEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

What are you like in bed? Just like personality types, did you know that there are sexual personalities types too? Scarlet and Ezzra hash out who's the bigger slut and why type of sexual partner Ezzra is. MTV's 11 Types of Sex Partners -  http://www.mtv.co.uk/life/news/11-types-of-sex-partners-youll-probably-experience-in-your-lifeLike what you hear? Please  rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Podcast Overload - https://t.co/QsyZG35nHohttps://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

Scarlet and Ezzra have shared the terrible pick up lines used on them before so this episode they try different pick up lines to see it's a hit or miss. What's some of the worst pick up lines you've been hit with? Or pick up lines that you've tried that were just terrible?Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

Do you remember what it was like when you went under anesthesia? Has a doctor (or someone without a "license") cut you open without it? Join Ezzra and Scarlet as they share their surgery experiences. Have you had any surgeries? Were you awake for them? We want to know!Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

Ezzra and Scarlet are traveling and boy are they tired. Take a shot for this one because we are definitely raw doggin this off script episode. Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

Things get SPICY this episode. Scarlet has a list of naughty questions and Ezzra has even naughtier answers. Kick up your feet and get ready for some spit takes cause this episode is a WOWZERS! What do you think about Scarlet's questions? What are some of your experiences?Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at: https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottie Instagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @SchmuckNHottie

Up for a Plot Twist? Ezzra throws a curve ball during our recap and mentions he has a great idea. So of course we're rolling with it. The tables have turned while Ezzra asks Scarlet which Corn Categories she'd actually participate in. Not sure if the results are shocking or what. Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @SchmuckNHottie

On our previous episode Scarlet and Ezzra talked about her obsession with ACOTAR (yes, she finished it) and CIILFs. Well that got us thinking... why do people fall in love with fictional/fantasy characters? Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @SchmuckNHottie

Scarlet is OBSESSED. She's guilty of reading a few smutty book series, but let's be honest - who hasn't? Join Scarlet and Ezzra are they discuss the allure of smutty books and everyone's exposure to P*rn. Have you read ACOTAR? Or what's a smutty book series you're guilty of enjoying? Do you have any recommendations? How were you exposed to p*rn? Did your parents know? Or was it just whatever? Let us know!Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @SchmuckNHottie

Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @SchmuckNHottie

How many times has someone used a phrase or word in a conversation and you thought "What the F**k does that mean"? On this weeks episode Scarlet tests Ezzra's  street smarts with a selection of slang words hand picked from Urban Dictionary. Who doesn't like a good definition from Urban Dictionary?Did you know any of the words or phrases from Scarlet's list? Do you know any good ones?Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @schmuckandhottie

We were all born with it, and we all end up losing it at one point (typically). It's not usually pretty or very romantic (for the select few, we deeply envy you). Get comfy as we talk about losing our V-Cards. What was it like for you? If you could have a re-do would you take it? We want to know!Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at:Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @schmuckandhottie

Most of us have - or have had - them: Parents and In-Laws. Some people have great relationships with them while others...not so much. Pull up a chair and get comfy while Ezzra and Scarlet compare parents and In-Laws (both past and present).A big shout out to Victoria Belle for claiming the title of our One Listener for this episode! Thank you for the email, please continue to send the love!Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!   You can reach/follow us at: Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @schmuckandhottie

As similar and in sync Scarlet and Ezzra can be, they are definitely two different types of people. Scarlet has a deep fascination and love for everything spooky, but Ezzra.... doesn't. Pull up a comfy chair and wrap yourself in a safe blanket as Scarlet reads posts off of Bored Panda's 50 Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents List.Please comment, share, subscribe, and rate our show! You can reach/follow us at: Email - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.comTwitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieTikTok - @schmuckandhottie50 of the Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents - https://www.boredpanda.com/darkest-things-kids-said/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic