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Dad explains his housing policy and Mum wants to "level up" Deptford Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wonders if the paranormal is similar to paragliding. Mum explains what poultrygeists do.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum believes her future is in the stars. Dad wonders if his horoscope will predict a lottery win.  Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains how the great early thinkers laid the foundations of modern-day society.Dad wonders if he can be a philosopher part time and what the hours are.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum says she is an authority on ancient civilisations . Dad wants to take his teapot to the Antiques Roadshow.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains her theory of social categorisation to Dad who's thinking of becoming a sociologist.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wants to read a book without pictures in it. Mum advises classic romantic fiction.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains the Japanese tea ceremony procedure. Dad wants to be a Sumo wrestler.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum fancies cowboys and explains how the West was won. Dad thinks he'd make a good sniperWritten by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains the history of tennis to Dad and how the French used to use baguettes as racquets. Dad wants to be a ball boy to meet Venus Williams. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad wonders where he can buy artificial intelligence to help him with the pub quiz. Mum thinks her brain will be cloned for her specialist knowledge of Aidan Turner.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum creates a specialist Facebook group for Aidan Turner fans. Dad wants to boost his social media presence to meet Naomi Campbell.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains the cultural significance of discovering ancient artefacts. Dad wonders if he could flog them on Ebay. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum imagines herself as Boudicca and Dad wonders if Hitler would have taken over the Catford Palais if he'd won World War 2Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum and Dad discuss what their last meals would be if they were about to get their heads chopped off.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains how Huw Edwards is a style icon and Dad plans to design a clothes range for his cats.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad and Mum discuss Astronomy. Dad wants to go into Space and run a circus. Mum wants to go to Cornwall and stalk Aiden Turner. Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum explains her theory of reincarnation to Dad, and tells him one of his cats could be Jack the Ripper.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Mum yearns for old fashioned true romance and dad wants to join a sex cult.Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd. 

Dad discovers his Andean heritage and Mum explains the intricacies of DNA Written by Charles Armstrong and Annie AldingtonCast: Dad…….Charles ArmstrongMum……Annie AldingtonProduction and editing by Joseph DegnanPodcast Artwork: callmefred.comMusic: Fashion Promenade-Remastered by Ernst Tomlinson. Licensed by JW Media Music Ltd.