Dr. Raymond Pants' Books-on-Tape-on-Demand

Credits: Voiceover: Susan Day

Written by Ean Smith. Cast:Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia, Ma Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Pa, Sign Maker Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Relatively Short Man Susan Day: Daphne, Seamstress Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Sign Maker, Toronto International Kid Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Roger, Cannes Kid, Edinburgh Kid Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray): Nathan  Ep. Sponsor: Leg & Sickle Teethpaste - Travis Marsala: Step Son - Ashley Whitehurst: Step Mom - Fee Basanavicius: Announcer 

Written by Ean Smith. Cast: Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid, AFI Kid Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Elliott Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Mary Beth Susan Day: Daphne, Francis Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Toronto International Kid Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Roger, Cannes Kid Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray): Nathan, Naysayer  Ep. Sponsor: Dr. Potsan Pan’s Pots and Pans Organizer - Alex Campbell: Gregothy - Ashley Whitehurst: Theresa - Susan Day: Dispatcher, Announcer 

Written by Ean SmithCast: Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid, AFI Kid Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia, Ma Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Pa, Sign Maker, Elliott Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Relatively Short Man, Mary Beth Susan Day: Daphne, Seamstress, Francis Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Sign Maker, Toronto International Kid Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Roger, Cannes Kid, Edinburgh Kid Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray): Nathan, Naysayer  Ep. Sponsor: T’Meters Concrete Foundation - Ean Smith: Miles T’Meters  Ep. Sponsor: Leg & Sickle Teethpaste - Travis Marsala: Step Son - Ashley Whitehurst: Step Mom - Fee Basanavicius: Announcer  Ep. Sponsor: Dr. Potsan Pan’s Pots and Pans Organizer - Alex Campbell: Gregothy - Ashley Whitehurst: Theresa - Susan Day: Dispatcher, Announcer 

Chapter One: The Facts After a murder appears to have been committed during a power outage on a luxury passenger submarine during World War II, Inspector Poiror begins his investigation to find the culprit, or culprits, before they arrive in Eastern Asia, specifically Japan.    Written by Ean Smith (marcusdayhooray).    Credits:  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Richard Texas Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Inspector Poiror Susan Day: Lucille von Berg Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Joyce Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Dark Haired Man, Todd   Ep. Sponsor: Intersteller Church of Science - Ashley Whitehurst: Mom - Alex Campbell: Kid 1 - Jeremy DeAntonio: Tyler, Neighbor - Susan Day: Kid 2 - Fee Basanavicius: Announcer 1 - Travis Marsala: Announcer 2 - Dylan Carey: Doug  Theme song: Secret Garden by Eugenio Mininni 

Chapter Two: The Evidence A second corpse, a flock of confusion, and a gaggle of suspicion lead Inspector Poiror and the other passengers to search each sleeping compartment for clues as to who among them may be a murderer, with just a brief pause to attack an enemy Japanese battle ship.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).     Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Richard Texas Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Inspector Poiror Susan Day: Lucille von Berg Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Joyce   Ep. Sponsor: Lyric Lads - Jeremy DeAntonio: Server - Fee Basanavicius: Customer - Ashley Whitehurst: Announcer - Travis Marsala: Lawyer - Alex Campbell: Lyric Lad  Theme song: Secret Garden by Eugenio Mininni 

Chapter Three: Poiror Sits Back and Thinks After hours of sitting back and thinking through the evidence collected, Inspector Poiror lays out an elaborate sequence of events tying all the pieces together to single out who exactly he believes to be responsible for the deaths of a fellow passenger and the captain’s stepfather, Todd.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).  Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Richard Texas Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Inspector Poiror Susan Day: Lucille von Berg Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Joyce Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Brian   Ep. Sponsor: Professor Potato Body - Jeremy DeAntonio: Bill - Dylan Carey: David - Fee Basanavicius: Announcer - Ashley Whitehurst: Professor Potato Body  Theme song: Secret Garden by Eugenio Mininni 

After a murder appears to have been committed during a power outage on a luxury passenger submarine during World War II, Inspector Poiror begins his investigation to find the culprit, or culprits, before they arrive in Eastern Asia, specifically Japan.   Once evidence is gathered, and bodies start to pile up, Poiror lays out an elaborate sequence of events tying all the pieces together to single out who exactly he believes to be responsible for the deaths during the voyage and the motives behind them.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).    Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Carol von Berg Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Richard Texas Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Inspector Poiror Susan Day: Lucille von Berg Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Joyce Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5): Dark Haired Man, Todd   Ep. Sponsor: Intersteller Church of Science - Ashley Whitehurst: Mom - Alex Campbell: Kid 1 - Jeremy DeAntonio: Tyler, Neighbor - Susan Day: Kid 2 - Fee Basanavicius: Announcer 1 - Travis Marsala: Announcer 2 - Dylan Carey: Doug Ep. Sponsor: Lyric Lads - Jeremy DeAntonio: Server - Fee Basanavicius: Customer - Ashley Whitehurst: Announcer - Travis Marsala: Lawyer - Alex Campbell: Lyric Lad Ep. Sponsor: Professor Potato Body - Jeremy DeAntonio: Bill - Dylan Carey: David - Fee Basanavicius: Announcer - Ashley Whitehurst: Professor Potato Body  Theme song: Secret Garden by Eugenio Mininni 

A non-invasive collection of Poe-inspired stories which includes The Mask of Amontillado, Raven, The Goldish, Maybe Bronze, Bug, and The Tell-Tale Hearty Upper Lip.    Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).    Credits:  Matt Storino (@StorinoMp)Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_)Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub)Susan DayAlex Campbell (@likethesoup92)Travis Marsala (@travismarsala)Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5)

A greedy business owner, Ebenezer Ivoryzer Scrooge, is visited by the spirit of his old partner on Halloween Eve to urge him to change his ways and give out candy at Halloween.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).    Cast:  Matt Storino - Narrator, MarleyDylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - ScroogeAshley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Fredina, Tavern OwnerAlex Cambell (@likethesoup92) - GentlemanJeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Gary Dahl, ClerkEan Smith - Gentleman

Scrooge is visited by three Ghosts of Halloween, who show him shadows of his past, present, and future in an effort to get him to see the value in giving out candy on Halloween.    Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).    Cast:  Matt Storino - Narrator, MarleyDylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - ScroogeAshley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Ghost of Halloween Past, Belinda, Belle, FredinaAlex Cambell (@likethesoup92) - Ghost of Halloween Present, MichaelJeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Ghost of Halloween Future, Fezziwig, ClerkSusan Day - Mrs. CratchitEan Smith - Peter

A greedy business owner, Ebenezer Ivoryzer Scrooge, is visited by the spirit of his old partner on Halloween Eve to urge him to change his ways and give out candy at Halloween.  He is visited by three Ghosts of Halloween during the night, who show him shadows of his past, present, and future in an effort to get him to see the value in being a part of the Halloween festivities. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).    Cast:  Matt Storino - Narrator, MarleyDylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - ScroogeAshley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Ghost of Halloween Past, Fredina, Belinda, BelleAlex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Ghost of Halloween Present, Gentleman, MichaelJeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Ghost of Halloween Future, Gary Dahl, Clerk, FezziwigSusan Day - Mrs. CratchitEan Smith - Gentleman, Peter

First-time spelunker Alice Spelunker leaves her sister behind to venture down a hole after a rabbit she saw and finds herself in a land of wonder where animals talk, drinking changes her size, and tyranny will soon be met by a vicious slaughter at the hands of an oppressed band of tea-party goers.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Cast:   Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Alice Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Egret, Blue Caterpillar, Sergei Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Man Shitting, Mad Hatter Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - March Hare Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) – White Rabbit, Yosemite Sam, Swedish Chef Eli Wyand – Sister, Mary Ann Susan Day – Dormouse 

Alice and her co-conspirators find their way back to the great hall to use Alice’s key to enter the Queen of Heart’s queendom and execute their long-awaited plan, while Alice plays croquet in the meantime.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Cast:   Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Alice Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Gryphon, Knave of Diamonds, Hedgehog, Guard One, Unpacked Card Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Mad Hatter, Knave of Hearts, Ace Card, Badger, Unpacked Card Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - March Hare, Mock Turtle, Five, Snake, Guard Two, Playing Card Arch, Unpacked Card Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) – White Rabbit, Knave of Clubs, Seven, Unpacked Card Eli Wyand – Queen of Hearts, Sister, Flamingo Susan Day – Dormouse, Two 

First-time spelunker Alice Spelunker leaves her sister behind to venture down a hole after a talking rabbit and finds herself in a land of wonder where animals talk, drinking changes her size, and tyranny will soon be met by a vicious slaughter at the hands of an oppressed band of tea-party goers.  They find their way back to the great hall to use Alice’s key to enter the Queen of Heart’s queendom and execute their long-awaited plan, while Alice plays croquet in the meantime.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Cast:   Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Alice Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Egret, Blue Caterpillar, Sergei, Gryphon, Knave of Diamonds, Hedgehog, Guard One, Unpacked Card Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Man Shitting, Mad Hatter, Knave of Hearts, Ace Card, Badger, Unpacked Card Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - March Hare, Mock Turtle, Five, Snake, Guard Two, Playing Card Arch, Unpacked Card Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) – White Rabbit, Yosemite Sam, Swedish Chef, Knave of Clubs, Seven, Unpacked Card Eli Wyand – Sister, Mary Ann, Queen of Hearts, Flamingo Susan Day – Dormouse, Two 

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).   Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood.Credits:   Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5)Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius)Travis Marsala (@travismarsala)Susan DayCreators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).  The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin.    Credits:   Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92)Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius)Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5)Kayte Pietrick (@kayte_astrophy)Susan DayCreators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).  Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin.    Credits:   Matthew Storino (@StorinoMP) - Ch. 1 NarratorDylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Ch. 2 Narrator Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92)Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius)Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5)Kayte Pietrick (@kayte_astrophy)Travis Marsala (@travismarsala)Susan DayCreators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Credits:   Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, OzFee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - DorothyLauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, DoormanAlex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Moe, Munchkin, Tin ManJeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) -  Curly, Munchkin, ScarecrowTravis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Larry, Munchkin, LionSusan Day - Almira Gulch, Good WitchCreators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

With one evil witch already dead, Dorothy and her hit squad must travel to the West to neutralize the other in order for Oz, the Great and Powerful, to help Dorothy and Toto return home, open an investigation into the Munchkin murders, and provide the Tin Man with landmines to protect his property. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)  Credits:   Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz, WinkieFee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy, Winkie, Oz's MomLauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, Doorman, Evil WitchAlex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Moe, Munchkin, Tin Man, Apiarist, WinkieTravis Marsala (@travismarsala) -  Curly, Munchkin, Lion, Flying Monkey, WinkieJeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Larry, Munchkin, Scarecrow, Winkie, GeneralSusan Day - Almira Gulch, Good WitchCreators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home. Along with two friends and an acquaintance, they venture to the West to find and kill an evil witch in return for Oz's help investigating the Munchkin murders, providing landmines, and getting the two travelers back to their home to Kansas.Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Credits:   Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz, WinkieFee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy, Winkie, Oz's MomLauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, Doorman, Evil WitchAlex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Moe, Munchkin, Tin Man, Apiarist, WinkieTravis Marsala (@travismarsala) -  Curly, Munchkin, Lion, Flying Monkey, WinkieJeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Larry, Munchkin, Scarecrow, Winkie, GeneralSusan Day - Almira Gulch, Good WitchCreators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, and the Wife of Bath’s Tale.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)  Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair    Credits:    Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox, Kid 2, TV Anchor, Cpl. Utah Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Nun, Absolon, Pertelote, Midwife, Old Woman, Angry Person 3, Guest 1, Kid 1, Pvt. New Mexico Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Miller, Squire, Nick, Hen 2, Bad Shitty Knight, Angry Person 2, Guest 2, Robby Bobbins Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Innkeeper, Knight, Monk, John, Chanticleer, King Arthur, Announcer, Lt. Arkansassachusetts, Pvt. Ohio Susan Day - Wife of Bath, Alisoun, Hen 1, Old Lady, Queen Arthur, Angry Person 1, Kid 3, Cpt. Montana Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

Similar to Chapter 1, which was similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, this time featuring the Knight's Tale.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)    Sponsored by: MyBees    Credits:    Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Soldier 3, Hern Askwabbitite Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Widow 1, Arcite, Bandit, Diana, Soldier 2, Kid Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Miller, Squire, Palamon, Widow 2, Banditee, Waiter, Paramedic 2 Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Innkeeper, Knight, Monk, Theseus, Soldier 1, Lawyer, Paramedic 1 Susan Day - Wife of Bath, Portunda, Widow 3, Emelye, Witness Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, the Wife of Bath’s Tale, and the Knight’s Tale.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).     Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair, MyBees    Credits:    Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox, Kid 2, TV Anchor, Cpl. Utah, Soldier 3, Hern Askwabbitite Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Nun, Absolon, Pertelote, Midwife, Old Woman, Angry Person 3, Guest 1, Kid 1, Pvt. New Mexico, Widow 1, Arcite, Bandit, Diana, Soldier 2, Kid Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Miller, Squire, Nick, Hen 2, Bad Shitty Knight, Angry Person 2, Guest 2, Robby Bobbins, Palamon, Widow 2, Banditee, Waiter, Paramedic 2 Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Innkeeper, Knight, Monk, John, Chanticleer, King Arthur, Announcer, Lt. Arkansassachusetts, Pvt. Ohio, Theseus, Soldier 1, Lawyer, Paramedic 1 Susan Day - Wife of Bath, Alisoun, Hen 1, Old Lady, Queen Arthur, Angry Person 1, Kid 3, Cpt. Montana, Portunda, Widow 3, Emelye, Witness Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

When a chocolate factory sweepstakes sweeps the nation, a young poor boy sweeps up some luck to sweep his way into finding a winning ticket and a chance at a better life.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Sponsored by: Lady Coughs Credits:     Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Mr. Bucket, Reporter, Driver, Lady Coughs Caller Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Grandma Josephine, Mrs. Bucket, Veruca Salt, Mrs. Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Announcer Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus Plugh, Mr. Salt, Driver Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Grandpa George, Mike Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Caller Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket Susan Day - Grandma Josephine, Mrs. Plugh, Violet Inregardes, Reporter, Candy Shop Owner, Lady Cougher 

A small group of children is taken on what they believe to be a tour of a famous chocolate factory to find there’s more inside than just chocolate, inventions, and mistreated workers. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Sponsored by: O'Barry's Family Orthodontics  Credits:     Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oompa Loompa, O’Barry’s Announcer Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Veruca Salt, Oompa Loompa x2, Sherry O’Barry Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus Plugh, Mr. Salt, Willy Wonka Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Mike Television, Oompa Loompa, Larry O’Barry Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket  Susan Day - Mrs. Plugh Violet Inregardes, Oompa Loompa 

When a chocolate factory sweepstakes sweeps the nation, a young poor boy sweeps up some luck to sweep his way into finding a winning ticket and a chance at a better life.  The small group of winners are taken on what they believe to be a tour of a famous chocolate factory to find there’s more inside than just chocolate, inventions, and mistreated workers. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Sponsored by: Lady Coughs, O'Barry's Family Orthodontics     Credits:     Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Mr. Bucket, Reporter, Driver, Lady Coughs Caller, Oompa Loompa, O’Barry’s Announcer Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Grandma Josephine, Mrs. Bucket, Veruca, Mrs. Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Announcer, Oompa Loompa x2, Sherry O’Barry Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Grandpa Joe, Augustus, Mr. Salt, Driver, Willy Wonka Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) - Grandpa George, Mike Television, Reporter, Lady Coughs Caller, Oompa Loompa, Larry O’Barry Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) - Dan Raymond/Charlie Bucket  Susan Day - Grandma Josephine, Violet Inregardes, Reporter, Candy Shop Owner, Lady Cougher, Oompa Loompa