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Joel & Gareth talk about whatever waffle they can drum up in the space of an hour or so. Come and join them on their soothing journey into the fruitless unknown.
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What scares you more... Creepy clowns or pesky demons? Also, why it's so painful when a dog steps on your balls... and how cats (usually) don't slobber on your face.
I can't watch sex scenes, my teeth are too sensitive... Are they even necessary? Oh, and I'd take the cake over that ice cream.
Tesco is limiting the amount of bottled water you can buy! And, tap water always tastes different. What a time to be alive... P.s. This episode may include recycled marine secretion
I like my pizza sweet, my loo roll folded, and my men short...
We know what we're talking about, we're professionals... honestly... So, which one is truly better?
What a brilliant gym session! Pre-workout's flowing, gym building's burning down, and a guy I know has his tackle out in the locker room...
Broadcasting to galaxies near you. We see you aliens... You might think you're slick, but you're not, we're on to you...
The boat crashed! No one else survived. This island is our new home... who's going to make the beds?
Let's talk about injuries! From trips and falls, to burns and scrapes, Joel & Gareth discuss the brilliantly stupid and most dangerous injuries They've suffered.
Gareth contemplates that everyone around him is a manifestation of his own mind... while Joel just meant to ask what he enjoys.
Gareth shows us his soft spot for indie games (released without bugs), whilst Joel's future predictions loses his life savings of £26.00 to Cardano Coin.
Gareth Speaks of trying to become one of those 'adult-people', while Joel recalls his deep satisfaction for the documentary 'How It's Made'.
Gareth promises to slay thousands of zombies with the end goal of robbing Tesco, whilst Joel finds out his kindness would likely get him killed before his inability to digest gluten, surprisingly...
Joel transitions into yobbery with a sick suspension kit for his clapped out car, whilst Gareth proclaims his belief that life on this Earth would not exist without honey
Gareth & Joel's early morning ramblings encompassing churros, Spain, and crinkle chip husky hairs.
Joel & Gareth aim to persuade each other that the point they make is in fact correct, speaking of lightsaber glowsticks all the way to the most villainous accent on earth...
Joel and Gareth speak of socialising, navigating the hand fist - bro shake conundrum and, inevitably, becoming introverted cat dads...
Joel & Gareth talk of their future goals, how working in hospitality made them bleed, and how they were influenced by positive thinking and manifesting an ambitious life ahead.
Joel & Gareth discuss the one person they would shake hands with given the chance, with some honourable mentions, and tell their experience of living alone and living with others.... with a Fidget spinner baby and spy camera pigeons...
Joel & Gareth get lost in dreams with brogues, school antics and what you can find in Troy.
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